I don’t know, I don’t know… Oh– yes Sir! We were just
discussing the St Kilda Film Festival. Have you seen it? *Gasps* Have I
seen it? Have I seen it? Have I seen it!? Well, have I seen it? Have I seen it? Are you mad, Sir? Bereft or crazy Jane? All that glitz and all that glamour make a star of your old Nana, to miss such a thing you’d have to be insane! Mind you, calling it a ‘film festival’, when the world’s completely digital seems a little odd or
even strange! but no-one seems to give a shit they say ‘it’s the journey, not the ship’ so who am I to stand here and complain? People come from far and wide, but the films run shorter than the drive yet the Festival grows stronger with each year *audience shrieks* see romance, humor, rage, all things cute, bizarre, space-age who knows, you may even shed a tear in a world where gals and fellas, all think they’re storytellers what a thrill to find your film has been selected! This emerging talent can make you jealous– oh Jesus look! There goes Paul Harris the Festival Director! *crowd shrieks* So you’d recommend it? Actually I’ve
never been, but I hear it’s fantastic.