-And now here for a performance from Broadway’s
“Freestyle Love Supreme” with a little help
from Questlove, Lin-Manuel Miranda,
Anthony Veneziale, Utkarsh Ambudkar, Aneesa Folds, Chris Sullivan, Arthur Lewis,
and Bill Sherman. -And Bill. -Thank you so very much, Jimmy. We are, in fact,
Freestyle Love Supreme. -‘Preme, ‘Preme.
-‘Preme, ‘Preme, ‘Preme. -And we need your help because
our show is completely made up. -Wow.
-It is all improvised. Without you, we can’t do it. And we, of course, are called
Freestyle Love Supreme. -‘Preme, ‘Preme, ‘Preme.
-But we don’t love everything. It’s pretty hard to love
everything nowadays, am I right? -The world’s on fire.
-Hi-oh. So why don’t we talk about some
things maybe you don’t love? Maybe you don’t even like them. Dare I say you might
dislike them? What are some things
you are disliking right now? -Tomatoes!
-Mayonnaise. What else?
-Bunions. -Bunions? All right. Well done.
-College. Nice. -Open seating in offices. -Open seating in offices.
-Open seating in offices. -They’re great.
-College. -College. We have all three
of our suggestions. On the far side of stage,
we have… -College. -In the middle, we have… -Open-seating offices. -And on the right we have…
-Bunions. -Without further ado, these are a few of your
least-favorite things. -[ Imitating wind rushing ] ♪♪ -♪ Skerp. skerp, skerp ♪ ♪♪ -♪ Yeah, I’m Indian,
parents both PhD’s ♪ ♪ So they really tried
to educate me ♪ ♪ Went to a college,
got knowledge in my neck ♪ ♪ But now I’m in debt, debt,
mother F’in debt ♪ ♪ Why the F can’t I pay
any of my bills? ♪ ♪ Don’t stop me now ♪ ♪ Every single night,
all I’m eating is that ramen ♪ ♪ And I don’t even know
what I do when I’m not sober ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I wipe my own booty
with my college diploma ♪ -♪ First day of work,
and I’m feeling so great ♪ ♪ Grateful for having
a job on my plate ♪ ♪ Walk into the office,
and it’s not that I’m bitter ♪ ♪ But everyone can see me
every time I check Twitter ♪ ♪ Yo, open-plan seating
is not the mood ♪ ♪ I’m tryin’ to do some work ♪ ♪ I don’t have
any daylight to proof ♪ ♪ And, yo, I’m tryin’ to do ♪ ♪ A little
extracurricular activity ♪ ♪ But this is doing damage ♪ ♪ To my long-term proclivity ♪ -♪ Swipin’ on Tinder,
just met this guy ♪ ♪ From the looks of his picture,
he’s lookin’ real fly ♪ ♪ We go to the spot
to get something to eat ♪ ♪ And then I take
a quick glance at his feet ♪ ♪ Oh, why! ♪ ♪ Why I’m smelling onions? ♪ ♪ This dude has eight, nine,
ten, eleven bunions ♪ ♪ Get outta here,
I just came to eat a meal ♪ ♪ What’s going on, dude? ♪ ♪ Tell me, what’s your deal? ♪ -♪ Yeah, a college education
is troublin’ ♪ ♪ Don’t ask me ask,
ask Felicity Huffman ♪ ♪ What the freakin’ hell? ♪ ♪ Why you trying to get
your kids in on a bribe? ♪ ♪ I don’t know,
college, college gotta die ♪ -♪ Still hungover
from our date on Sunday ♪ ♪ Karen comes over ♪ ♪ Looks like
a case of the Mondays ♪ ♪ Go away, Karen,
can I have my own office? ♪ ♪ Can I do my own job
and get my own job office? ♪ -♪ Halfway through the date,
he’s asking me how it’s goin’ ♪ ♪ And then he asked me
if I’d be into suckin’ toes ♪ ♪ And, no, I don’t want that,
please get your feet ♪ ♪ I’m only two, four seconds
away from leaving my seat ♪ -♪ Don’t go to college,
trust me, save your money ♪ ♪ Instead be like us,
you could rap and be funny ♪ -♪ I’m not trying
to be a jerk ♪ ♪ I’m just trying
to go to work ♪ ♪ Will you leave me alone? ♪ ♪ Well, leave me alone
’cause I am just going berserk ♪ -♪ This guy really thinks
this date is going the best ♪ ♪ What in the CeeLo Green
the hell is this mess? ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -But, seriously, don’t be
one of those late huggers coming to see me at the office
on Wednesday. ♪♪ -Freestyle Love Supreme.
-‘Preme, ‘Preme, ‘Preme, ‘Preme. -Oh, my goodness! [ Cheers and applause ] Wow! You can catch
“Freestyle Love Supreme” now at the Booth Theatre. For tickets, go to
freestylelovesupreme.com. Yeah, you get a standing O.
Why not? That’s well-deserved. That’s great.