Now please would you welcome to the stage all the way from the US, the sensational Anjelah Johnson! *crowd cheers* Hello! How you guys doing or how you going? I mean it’s my first time in Australia
I’m learning a lot about you guys. I’ll be honest, I was a little
nervous coming out here to Australia cause I’ve never been here before, right? And when I was back home somebody from
the Festival called me to interview me about you know coming out here and I
said well let me ask you a couple questions about Australia so I get
familiar because I’ve never been there so I was like okay what’s the
difference between Sydney and Melbourne? and she was like actually it’s Melbourne. *crowd laughs* and I was like…uh there’s an R in it though. *crowd laughs* Ok, so what’s the difference between
Melbourne and Sydney? And this is what she told me. She said well Sydney’s more like
a hot blonde with big tits and Melbourne’s like a brunette with more soul. *crowd laughs* So I guess I’m in the right place. But if I were a guy, I’d probably be pissed. Y’all don’t say r’s, like you take the r out
of Melbourne but you put it in every other word you say. Oh no… *crowd laughs* All week everybody’s been calling me “Hey, Anjelah”. Anjelah, there’s no r in my name. You put that r back in Melbourne where
it belongs. *crowd laughs* It’s been a great trip so far even the
flight on the way over here was awesome because I got to fly first class and that
was cool. It was like a fancy first class where like everybody got their own
private like individual spaceship seat and there was like all kinds of buttons
everywhere so I was a little confused at first. I was like wait a minute, am I flying the plane? *crowd laughs* Excuse me, I didn’t do real good in school and like
all I wanted to do was lean my chair back a little bit so I could relax while I was
watching my movie. So, I’m trying to find that lean back a little bit button like
okay, that’s it right here. That’s good. *crowd laughs* I’m laying down. I’ll just sit up it’s fine. *crowds laugh* Is this how rich people sit? I got kinda famous
on YouTube for this joke that I did about getting my nails done. Oh you’ve heard it? You want me to do it right now? Coz I was going to tell you what happened
after the joke like since then but if you want me to do the joke I can do it. What do you want? Okay I’ll do the joke. From me to you, okay. Anybody here get
their nails done? No? I go with my sister we go to those places called Beautiful Nail. I was kind of confused when I first read the sign though. Beautiful Nail… just one *crowd laughs* Do I get to pick which one? It’s ok though because these ladies are so nice. You know they make you feel like it’s all about you and customer service you know whatever you like we do for you. We do full set, only sixteen dollars. So nice. As soon as I walk in they greet me right away: Hi honey, what you need today? Can I get a manicure please? Okay honey, you like pedicure too? No, just a manicure, thanks. Honey, why you don’t like? Pedicure make you look nice… It so sexy. It’s better for you. Oh ok sure, I’ll get a pedicure too then, thank you. It’s okay honey, sit down number 6, Mei Ling she do a good job for you only 20 dollar more. That’s okay, sit down. So Mei Ling starts doing my nails right away
but her American name is Tammy. You have boyfriend? No, no, I don’t have a boyfriend.
Honey why you don’t have? I think you know the foot time you want
in here you look like Mado, Chileda something pretty, you like long or short
nail? Short nails please, thank you. Honey, that’s why you don’t have boyfriend It’s ok I do for you, it’s better for you.
Only four dollar more that’s ok. *crowd laughs* Do you like glitter gel? What? *crowd laughs* Do you like glitter gel? Ummmm…I’m sorry. Ummm… what? Honey, I say do you like glitter gel for your nail, it’s the best thing you can have for your nails, make look nice. Sparkle like diamond in the sky, do you like glitter gel?? *crowd laughs* Oh Oh that… Sure, I’ll have the… glit…toh? The crunchy stuff, thanks. It’s ok honey , it better for you
only six dollar more that’s ok.
Ok honey all finished, go wash your hands Alright thanks Tammy. Oh wait a minute. Hold on, this one is a
little crooked. See that? No honey, that your finger do like that. *crowd laughs* Really? That’s funny, because my finger didn’t do like that before I came in here… It’s okay honey, don’t worry I fix
it for you. Don’t worry, jump over to my… *speaks Chinese* She saying look so pretty. *crowd laughs* Thank you guys so much, have a good night!