Awkward Apologies from White People – Key & Peele

Awkward Apologies from White People – Key & Peele


I JUST FINISHED EPISODE FOUR.
SO, THE LANNISTERS – ARE THE BLONDE PEOPLE.
– MM-HMM. – AND THE FEMALE LANNISTER
IS MARRIED TO ROBERT BARANTHEON,
WHO IS THE KING. – IS IT BARANTHEON
OR BARATHEON? – RIGHT, RIGHT. – AND THEN THE OTHER
BLONDE GIRL IS THE, UH– – CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? – OH, I DON’T KNOW, UM– THREE KAMIKAZE SHOTS,
WHATEVER. OH, MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE
HE JUST DID THAT. – WHAT’S THAT? – SERVED ME
BEFORE YOU GUYS. I’M REALLY AGAINST THAT.
I’M SO SORRY. – NO, IT’S OKAY.
WE, UH–WE’VE GOT BEERS. – NO, I MEAN, I’M SORRY
ABOUT EVERYTHING. – OH, THAT’S FINE.
IT’S FINE. – NO, NO, IT’S BEEN
100 YEARS OF NOT FINE. I MEAN, 20 YEARS AGO, YOU GUYS WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN
BEEN ALLOWED IN HERE. – 20 YEARS–
THAT WOULD BE 1992. – YOU’RE BOTH
REALLY BEAUTIFUL. – OH, SHE’S DONE. – THAT JUST HAPPENED,
DIDN’T IT? – MM-HMM.
– YEAH, AMAZING. – SO, THE LANNISTERS– OKAY, SHE’S THE QUEEN. – JAIME LANNISTER
IS THE OTHER ONE. – JAIME AND–
– YO, YO, YO, WHAT UP, MAN? HEY, GIVE ME ANOTHER LAGER,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SPILLED MY LAST ONE ON MY TRIBE
SHIRT–CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? BUT WHATEVS,
GOT THIS THING IN ’93– MIDNIGHT MARAUDERS TOUR.
CHECK THAT OUT. IT’S EVERYWHERE.
– MM-HMM. – HEY, UH, WHO’S YOUR
FAVORITE MEMBER OF TRIBE? – SMOK–SMOKE–SMOKY.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LOVE HIM, DUDE, MORE BEHIND
THE SCENES, BUT HE WAS, LIKE– ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
SEE YOU GUYS AROUND, THOUGH. – MM-HMM. OKAY.
– COOL. – ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE.
COME ON, SON. BOOM.
ALL RIGHT, LATE. – OH, HE SPUN. HE SPUN.
– WOW. – SECOND PERSON TO NOT WAIT
FOR THEIR DRINK, BY THE WAY. – YEP. OKAY, LET ME
ASK YOU THIS, THEN. WHAT’S
WITH THE BARBARIAN DUDE WHO LOOKS LIKE
A HUGE DAVE NAVARRO? – OKAY.
– WHO’S THAT GUY? – OH… I NEED A DRINK. [chuckles]
JUST FINISHEDAMISTAD.I SAW IT 3 TIMES, AND
I’LL SEE IT 100 MORE TIMES, BECAUSE, LIKE,
I’M HAPPY TO DO IT. IF THAT’S WHAT
THOSE GUYS WENT THROUGH, I’M HAPPY TO SIT THROUGH IT,
YOU KNOW, 300 MORE TIMES OR WHATEVER,
YOU KNOW, IT TAKES. – YEAH, IT’S PRETTY INTENSE. – SEE, MY THING IS,
IS, LIKE, I DON’T THINK ONE PERSON SHOULD OWN
ANOTHER PERSON, PERIOD. – I’M GLAD THAT THAT’S WHAT
YOU GOT FROM THAT MOVIE. – THAT’S A TRUE STATEMENT. – YEAH, I MEAN, I DON’T CARE
WHEN IT HAPPENED, ALL RIGHT? IT SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN.
IT SHOULD NEVER OCCUR. BUT, LIKE, I’M PREACHING
TO THE CHOIR. YOU GUYS KNOW
WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. – YEAH, WE DO. IT’S LIKE, WHY DID
ANYBODY EVEN DO THAT? I’M, LIKE, “NO, YOU DIDN’T.
NO, YOU DIDN’T. WHAT YOU DOING, GIRLFRIEND?
NO, YOU DIDN’T.” I’M ASHAMED.
– YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S REALLY PROBABLY OKAY,
BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T THERE. – OKAY, WELL, WE CAN COME UP
WITH EXCUSES ALL DAY, ALL DAY. – IT’S NOT AN EXCUSE SO MUCH.
– LET’S JUST NOT DO THAT. LET’S NOT DO THAT. – LOOK, HEY,
BOTTOM LINE, WE COOL. RIGHT?
– YEAH. – ALL RIGHT.
– YEAH, WE ARE COOL. – WE’RE KICKITY-COOL?
– YES. – WHAT’S THAT? – DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING.
– NOTHING. – OH, YOU DIDN’T– ALL RIGHT,
FOUR MORE YEARS. – HEY, IF IT MAKES
YOU GUYS FEEL ANY BETTER, BLACK PEOPLE MAKE ME
REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. BOTH: THANK YOU.

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  1. I hate that i realized this just happened to me today where someone told me I reminded him of Shuri from Black Panther, mind you, a movie I had never seen and didn't have an interest of seeing

  2. I love this skit, and it's deadass relatable, but I just loathe what the 'proud boy' types will probably take away from it. Probably the complete opposite of the shit is trying to say.

  3. Swear to god Im a white chick that has been raised and adopted by black people. This shit literally happens all the time. It's quite sad that people don't realize it. These guys make comedy great. Like seriously people, you dont have to fall all over yourselves cause you're white.

  4. I'm white and i would love to slap stupid ass white people that think black people need them to stand up in front to protect them or argue for them or cry for them.
    That's a sure sign that these idiot liberal shits think that black people are beneath them. Same goes for men that white knight for women for attention.. Like oh look at what i did for you so I'm special

  5. The worst part is she ordered first and then pretended to feel sorry for getting served. Can’t stand people faking that kind of outrage when they’re secretly benefitting from systematic racial privilege and do nothing.

  6. Too bad Key and Peele belong to the political ideology that wants whites to act like this around blacks. This is actually a pretty right-wing video

  7. the real racists are the apologists. a persons racial identity is on their mind constantly..they are obsessed by it, which is why they are so self conscious and awkward.

  8. This is how most suburban white Americans act when they meet people of color lol. White guilt is a real thing in the US

  9. This is showing the left's version of racists. They don't view us as another person, but a "black" person and feel it's their right to talk to us about how oppressed we are and why life is so hard for black people. They obsess with skin color (and genitalia) so keep racist connections on the front of their mind throughout the day.
    But it won't stop, because why would an SJW racist listen to us? They know what's better for black people than we do:/

  10. No black folks living today have been slaves. No white folks living today have been slave owners. Nobody owes black folks anything. No reparations, no nothing. All this b.s. does is create further division among we, the people. Just stop.

  11. One time I was at a bar in hollywood and a white dude just came up from out of now where and offered to pay for my bottle of water. The bartender was a white woman and we just looked at each other in disbelief. She looked super uncomfortable but kind of amused. I told him it was all right but the guy just insisted on paying for my water. He looked totally sober.

    After arguing with the guy for two minutes I just got water from the bar upstairs. My grilfriend and her frineds saw the incident from across the bar and thought i almost got into a fight. They were literally rolling on the floor laughing when I told them what he said.

  12. I wish white girls would say sorry to me. My immediate response would be…"well you can make it all up tonite back at my place!"

  13. Its kinda ironic seeing people think that it is easier to deal with people whom bias is clear than those trying to be "woke"….it not. That exact though is why u have someona like Trump effing it all up.
    The woke wana be got the right intent but wrong approch.While right out racist will shameless screw us all.

  14. They should make an episode where they meet a normal white person who's not racist but also doesn't drop random black knowledge lol.

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