Being married VS. Being Single | Drew Barth | Dry Bar Comedy

Being married VS. Being Single | Drew Barth | Dry Bar Comedy

I love being married though. I love living with a woman. It’s great. I don’t run out of stuff anymore Especially in the bathroom and guys who live by themselves know that’s a problem sometimes some sometimes He’ll just get in the shower in the morning, but there’s no soap in here I’m fresh out of ideas alright I’ll just turn the water up hotter hey. Yes scrub really hard with a loofah yeah My wife will buy multiple bottles of shampoo at a time, it’s a brilliant idea it is Never crossed my mind at all. I bought one one bottle of shampoo, and then when it gets to the end Unscrew the top hold it up to the shower oh You people have all done this you know what I am a little little shampoo cocktail for yourself there Alright, this is gonna be the same thing Wow that goes right in the eyes look at that Maybe if you like me you dive into the sink you bust out the hotel miniatures you’ve been stealing for the past 15 years Alright, candle with sweets. What do we got today? All right? blueberry alright I Wouldn’t normally use blueberry shampoo, but I really have much of an option And this is this is moisturizer yuck I’m just gonna be shiny all day alright My wife and I moved into an apartment that has two bathrooms Which I think already just adds another five years to our marriage The fact that we don’t have to compete for a shower in the morning, and we never take a shower together I think some people think that’s strange, but honestly It’s just not practical for us because when you first get together with somebody the idea of taking a shower together sounds awesome A woman’s like hey, I’m thinking about taking a shower Hopefully not in that voice I should point that out Hey, you wanna take a shower? Pass It’s very appealing when you first get together though But any guy here that lives with a woman knows that if you try and take a shower together odds Are it’s just gonna turn into you standing in the back for about six minutes It’s freezing back here. It’s really cold. I I can see it’s hot up there. I could I’d see the steam That’s where I stand when I take a shower quite frankly, you would Sweetie, but what happens though is the water hits the top of your forehead And it comes off as this cool fine mist and that’s all I get to work with I get a little produce shower this could Take forever for me to get Clean is so my turn alright fantastic cool Here we go we’re on different rinsing cycles. I don’t wanna mess that up cool I don’t recognize any of these but no you got a conditioner three times Waters warm okay? This is, uh, boring. Actually. I know you’re naked. That’s cool, but if I knew it’s gonna go this long I would have put my kindle in a ziploc or something Are you Are you getting out? you getting out – cool! Take both towels. I don’t – I don’t need both towels We are out of hot water though, sweetheart, so it’s alright. I’ll just smell today. That’s alright Subscribe to Dry Bar Comedy for even more of the world’s largest collection of clean comedy

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  1. Showering with women is pretty much you standing on the side giving her all the shampoo and conditioner bottles and freezing your butt off while she tells you to move and make some space cuz she can't rinse off that mothafuckin' 5 ft hair.

  2. every β€˜joke’ is sexist shite promoting the idea of men as incompetent idiots & women as perfect geniuses mmmkay

  3. First night I spent with my girlfriend she suggested taking a shower in the morning, mostly to rid me of any impression that it would be fun, cute, or sexy right off the bat so she'd never have to do it again

  4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I cracked up when he mentioned the hotel shampoos!! When I first started dating my boyfriend he had a grocery bag full of them!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ We live with his dad who has been divorced for years and it never occurred to them to save up on things like toilet paper, paper towels, and other necessities. I now make sure we're well prepared. Costco is the best!!

  5. Meh … I live alone and there is always plenty of stuff around even if I don't buy bulk, I have one shampoo and one back-up shampoo. Why buy bulk, that means you'll have the same stuff all the time that is boring, I like to try new shampoo and new shower gels. I never thought of the logistics of a two-person shower but how about modifying the shower so it has a larger volume and TWO shower heads. That should solve the problem. Oh this was comedy not a problem waiting to be solved. Sorry :)))

  6. All of what u said …I can absolutely relate…@all married men :we are divided by nationality, ethnicity, religion , race etc but united by life experiences πŸ˜‰

  7. Youtubers can you subscribe to my channel. Have only 14 subscribers. Want to complete my 1k subs and 4k watch hours. Please

  8. I love comedians who make u laugh with every joke they say. I found my new fave comedian. Good job man. U funny as hell.

  9. 2:10 ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. To take a shower together is not like in the movies. It actually is how he describes it. It happened to me once. Next time i told my husband that i prefered to take a shower by myself. He took it in a bad way but at least i was not cold waiting for my turn.

  10. He nailed it on the head about why I hate taking showers together. FYI it's not just guys who get stuck in the back.

  11. He forgot to mention when she finally gets out and you are all excited to finish, the water gets cold… becsuse she was showering in boiling water for 30mins!!!!

  12. When my husband and I shower together I do not do my entire routine for this very reason and he thinks that bit is too long πŸ˜‚

  13. Sometimes I feel like I'm doing something wrong by being smart when I buy (usually in bulk) and practicing proper hygiene as a guy. I know it's a joke and all, but with how common it is, I gotta wonder where it comes from. Are there that many guys like that out there?

  14. That’s so true about taking a shower with your husband!
    I’ve been binge watching this guy. He is exceptionally funny πŸ˜„ πŸ€£πŸ˜…

  15. yep .. my first shower with a then gf was .. she being the vast majority of the time under the water and ofc .. using both towels leaving them wet for me ..

  16. The comments below are a bit weird. I actually don't care if comedy is "clean" or not and think term is meaningless. However, I like funny comedy (which can have profanity or not). Neither is an indicator of it being good OR appropriate. A racist or misogynist could (and does) say horrible things about people without any profanity. That would be considered "clean".

  17. Why do so many guys find it normal to be that pussywhipped? How about you grow some balls and stand up for yourself? You're afraid she's gonna cry?

  18. Huhuck! Yup! Us men are such dopes. Women are so smart. Thanks for summarizing us like this. It's amazing that people are so brainwashed by feminist society that they perceive this as "clean humor". Because it's only bad if you insult the protected gender…

  19. After 3 wives I decided to try it on my own. Fact is I now never run out of soap. It’s veggies I’m low on today 😎

  20. I'm sort of a prepper. I NEVER run out of ANYTHING! Having 3 pallets of toilet paper, 80 lbs of soap, 20 lbs of toothpaste and canned food for 3 months is ALOT cheaper than getting a woman…

  21. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I'm a woman and now I think I have a man living inside of me 🀣🀣🀣🀣 Thanks alot!!!!

  22. lol every hotel we stay at my dad has to have the shampoo conditioner and body wash and for some reason the lotion that he doesn’t even use

  23. This is so true! I do this and my hubby waits. Hahahaha but he doesn't mind too much cos my water is straight hot. Lol

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