Bonding with a Kid Shouldn’t Be This Hard – Key & Peele

Bonding with a Kid Shouldn’t Be This Hard – Key & Peele


– IT TURNS OUT
IT WASN’T A GHOST AT ALL. IT WAS MY LITTLE SISTER HIDING
IN THE BASEMENT! AND SHE WAS GOIN’ “BOO”
AND MAKING THE NOISES THE WHOLE TIME, SO… – OH, SHOOT.
I FORGOT HIS JUICE BOXES. – OH.
– I WILL BE RIGHT BACK. YOU’LL BE ALL RIGHT
WITH ZACHARY? – I THINK SO.
– OKAY. – SO, ZACHARY… YOU KNOW I’M, UH, GONNA BE
MARRYING YOU MOTHER AND, UH,
I’M GONNA BE MOVING IN SOON AND I JUST… I’M SO EXCITED
TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. YOU KNOW,
I KNOW THAT YOU HAD A HARD TIME WITH YOUR FATHER AND HE SPANKED
YOU AND, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME. OKAY? AND I PROMISE I
WILL NEVER SPANK YOU. OKAY. THAT’S… OKAY. UM… I KNOW WHY YOU DID THAT. BUT I WILL NEVER SPANK YOU
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU STILL– OH! THAT’S– OW. I DON’T KNOW
THAT THERE’S ANYTHING I DID TO DESERVE THAT–OKAY. THIS…YOU…OKAY. MM. I’MA BE REAL WITH YOU. YOU CAN’T GO HITTIN’ PEOPLE. ALL RI–OH! OH! OH! I AIN’T COMING BACK
FOR THAT FOURTH ONE. ALL RIGHT. SO WE DONE? WE GOT THAT OUT OF OUR SYSTEM? ‘CAUSE I KNOW THAT THIS… THIS ISN’T YOU.
OH! I TOLD YOU–UH! OH! OH! COME ON! THIS…OH! OH! OH! THIS…YOU…
UGH! UGH! WHY! – FAST.
– OH WHAT? OOH! UGH! OH! THAT’S UNBELIEVABLE. WHY–WHAT DID I DO? I’M THE GOOD GUY. I’M–I’M THE GOOD GUY, MAN. LOOK. I’M NEVER GONNA SPANK YOU. I’M NOT GONNA BE
LIKE YOUR FATHER. I’M GONNA BE YOUR FRIEND. YOU NEED TO RESPECT ME! YOU UNDERSTAND?
YOU LITTLE [bleep]! – I WILL RESPECT YOU, CHARLES. IF YOU PLAY YOUR ROLE. NOW, LISTEN UP… I’M A BAD, BAD BOY, CHARLES. I DON’T NEED A [bleep] FRIEND. SO GO AHEAD.
MARRY MY MOMMY. MOVE IN. [bleep] HER AS HARD AS YOU WANT. JUST LEAVE ME
THE [bleep] ALONE. YOU DO THAT, 11 YEARS FROM NOW,
I’LL BE OUT OF THE HOUSE AND WE WON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. YOU DON’T… AND I WILL BREAK YOU. OKAY, CHARLES? – HOW ARE WE DOING? – I LOVE HIM!

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  1. When i was 11 its just me and my mom… the thought if a new guy came into the family, really did scares me… never knew who the guy really was… he was nice… but i was scared none the less… its not easy accepting someone new in the family… the thought he will control you, took away your freedom…

  2. 2:45 is my favorite part when Key actually looks like he’s going to stop and then proceeds to smack Peele

  3. love y'all Jordan Peele we are from the same neighborhood I believe. thanks for the youtube clips y'all def hold me down!

  4. This skit reminds me of the 20-something-year-old woman with dwarfism that pretended to be a 6-yr old child in foster care. She was terrorizing her household. I think the mom finally realized something was wrong when she was bathing her and the "child" was on her period.

  5. Guys hear me out, if we repost skits and just don’t make new ones no one will notice cuz they don’t have a brain

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