Chance the Rapper Carpool Karaoke

Chance the Rapper Carpool Karaoke


THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK. I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I
APPRECIATE IT.>>NO PROBLEM, MAN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?>>YEAH, LET’S GO.>>James: LET’S SEE WHAT’S ON
THE RADIO. ♪
♪ OH, YEAH. ♪ IF YOU BLINK YOU MIGHT MISS IT
YOU GOTTA CLICK IT OR TICKET ♪ YOU GOTTA GO GET TO
GETTIN’ BEFORE IT’S GONE>>James: HANG ON. SO, RIGHT, START AGAIN. TELL ME WHAT THE LYRICS ARE.>>IT’S REALLY FAST. IT’S, IF YOU BLINK, YOU MIGHT
MISS IT. YOU’VE GOT TO CLICK IT OR
TICKET. YOU’VE GOT TO GO GET THE GETTING
BEFORE IT’S GONE.>>James: LET’S TRY AGAIN. OKAY.>>James: HERE WE GO. COME ON. ♪
>>IT COMES AT YOU FAST. IF YOU BLINK YOU WILL MISS IT. ♪ IF YOU BLINK YOU MIGHT MISS IT
YOU GOTTA CLICK IT OR TICKET ♪ YOU GOTTA GO GET TO
GETTIN’ BEFORE IT’S GONE ♪ END IT QUICKLY AS IT BEGUN
LIFE IS SHORT AS A MIDGET BUT MINE’S A LITTLE LEBRON
♪ BEEN A MINUTE SINCE EMINEM WAS A BLONDE
♪ I NEED A PEACE PRIZE MOM INVENTED THE BOMB
♪ A WANTED MORE I WOULD ONLY SIT ON THE LAWN
♪ A UP NEXT LIKE STRONGLY SCENTED COLOGNES
♪ I’M ‘BOUT TO BOOK A SHOW AT THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME
♪ I STILL COULD HIT UP SONY TODAY AND GET A LOAN
♪ AND SHOUT OUT TO MISS SYLVIA RHONE, WE GET ALONG
♪ BUT THAT BOY ADVANCE GOTTA BE BIGGER THAN DIDDY KONG
♪ I NEED STOCK AND IT GOTTA BE PIPPI LONG
♪ CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP BOPPIN’ LIKE DIDDY’S SONG
♪ MY NEXT TOUR GOT EIGHT LEGS LIKE DADDY LONG
♪ I’M ‘BOUT TO HAVE TWO KIDS THAT LIKE DADDY’S SONG
♪ WE CAN’T BE OUT HERE PLEASIN’ EVERYBODY
♪ OH, I WE KW WHO WE ARE
♪ OH, YEAH AND IF YOU WITH ME
♪ THEN I’M WITH YOU DARLIN’ YEAH
♪ BABY, ALL DAY LONG COME ON
♪ BABY, ALL DAY LONG OH, I
>>James: OH, THAT IS HUGE! YOU’RE SO GOOD AT RAPPING
FAST. ( APPLAUSE )
>>James: YOU HAVE A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH OBAMA.>>OH, YEAH.>>James: TALK TO ME ABOUT
2008.>>I GOT AN INTERNSHIP AT OBAMA
FOR AMERICA, WHICH IS LIKE ONE OF THE CAMPAIGN OFFICES WHERE
THEY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, DO PHONE BANKING AND YOU CALL PEOPLE AND
SAY, HEY, WILL YOU VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA? AND THEY HANG UP ON YOU OR THEY
SAY — NO. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: SO HOW CLOSE ARE YOU WITH OBAMA NOW? BECAUSE U’VE KEPT IN TOUCH
WITH THE FAMILY, RIGHT?>>I’M NOT CLOSER THAN, LIKE, I
SEE HIM VERY OFTEN OR CALL HIM OR ANYTHING.>>James: HAVE YOU GOT HIS
PHONE NUMBER?>>I HAVE A — NO. SO I DON’T HAVE A NUMBER FOR
HIM, BUT I HAVE A NUMBER FOR HIM. I HAVE A PERSON THAT I COULD
CALL THAT WILL SAY, OKAY, I’LL HAVE HIM CALL YOU. THAT’S THE SAME WAY WITH JAY-Z. JAY-Z AND BARACK OBAMA ARE VERY,
VERY SIVMENT BOTH HAVE, LIKE, AN ASSISTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO CALL,
AND THEN YOU GET A CALL FROM A PRIVATE NUMBER AND IT WANTS
EITHER JAY-Z OR BARACK OBAMA. I NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE IS
CALLING WHEN I GET THAT CALL BACK.>>James: I FEEL LIKE IF I DID
THATS PEOPLE WOULD GO, HE DOESN’T NEED TO CALL ME BACK. I’VE GOT THE ONLY ANSWER I NEED
AND HE’S DEAD TO ME. FORGET IT. ♪ IF ONE MORE LABEL TRY TO STOP
ME ♪ IT’S GON’ BE SOME DREAD HEAD
IN YA LOBBY ♪ YOU DON’T WANT NO PROBLEMS
WANT NO PROBLEMS WITH ME, BIH! ♪ YOU DON’T WANT NO PROBLEMS
WANT NO PROBLEMS WITH ME ♪ JUST ANOTHER DAY
HAD TO PICK UP ALL THE MAIL ♪ THERE GO CHANO RIDIN’ THROUGH
THE STREETS THEY BE LIKE, “THERE HE GO!”
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ COUNTIN’ BENJIS WHILE WE
MEETIN’ MAKE ‘EM SHAKE MY OTHER HAND
♪ MILLY ROCKIN’, SCOOPIN’ ALL THE BLESSINGS ON MY LAP
>>YOU KNOW WHO I’VE GOT A DIRECT LINE TO?>>James: GO ON. KANYE WEST. THAT’S PRETTY COOL.>>James: I HOSTED A THING IN
NEW YORK ONE TIME AND HE WAS THERE. HE SAID, GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER
MAN. I WAS BACKSTAGE INSIDE. I WAS, LIKE, I CAN’T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING. GAVE MY NUMBER. HE SAID, WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A
PARTY IN A STUDIO IN NEW YORK LATER, DO YOU WANT TO COME? I SAID, YEAH. THEN I DIDN’T GET A TEXT AND SO
I THOUGHT HE’D FORGOTTEN. SO HE SENT A TEXT AT 3:00 A.M. SAYING WE’RE GOING TO BE GETTING
THERE IN AN HOUR. I WAS GOING, DO I GET DRESSED
AND GO OUT AT 4:00 A.M.?>>I HAVE BEEN IN THAT PLACE. KANYE WILL BE LIKE THE DUDE THAT
WILL BE YOU LOOK METE UP WITH HIM TO DO ONE THING AND HE’S
SAYING I HAVE TO GO TO MILAN RIGHT NOW LET’S GET ON THIS JET. AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION
RIGHT THERE, DO I GO WITH KANYE OR GO ON A DATE I PLANNED. THEN YOU HAVE A SPIRITUAL BATTLE
ABOUT WHAT’S MORE IMPORTANT.>>James: I’M IN THAT STORY —
I WANT THAT STORY WHERE OUT OF THE BRING HE SAYS COME TO MILAN
BUT I DON’T WANT MY LIFE TO BE LIKE A HUGE MISTAKE, WHY YOU
GETTING DIVORCED? ( LAUGHTER )
SO KANYE’S GOT TO GO TO MILAN. ♪ YUP, THAT’S ALL ME
JUST KNOW, IF YOU CROSS HER ♪ THEN YOU CROSS ME
CROSS ME, CROSS ME ♪ IF YOU, IF YOU, IF YOU, IF YOU
IT’S FRED AGAIN ♪ ANYTHING SHE NEEDS
SHE CAN CALL ME JUST KNOW, IF YOU CROSS HER
♪ THEN YOU CROSS ME CROSS ME, CROSS ME, IF YOU, IF
♪ AND SHE AIN’T MESSIN’ WITH NO OTHER MAN
♪ RUNNIN’ YOUR MOUTH LIKE A FAUCET
♪ BUT YOU DON’T KNOW THAT MY GIRL BEEN DOIN’ CROSSFIT
♪ PEW, KUNG POW, HIT YOUR ASS WITH A CROSS KICK
♪ PULLING HAIR OUT, WEAR YOU OUT, YOU EXHAUSTED
♪ KNOW SHE GONNA SLIDE ANYTIME ♪ KEEP A LIL’ BLADE IN HER
LIP GLOSS KIT, AYY ♪ COUPLE OF THINGS THAT YOU NEED
TO KNOW ♪ IF YOU STILL WANNA BE FRIENDS
WITH ME ♪ JUST KNOW IF YOU CROSS HER
THEN YOU CROSS ME ♪ CROSS ME, CROSS ME, CROSS ME
IF YOU, IF YOU, IF YOU, IF YOU ♪ IF YOU CROSS HER
TRUE, CHANCE THE RAPPER IS NOT A FAN
OF VEGETABLES?>>WOW.>>James: I READ THE OY
GREENS YOU EAT IS LETTUCE ON A BURGER.>>THAT’S SO TRUE. I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU GOT THAT
INFORMATION. I DEFINITELY DON’T LIKE
VEGETABLES. I TOLD PEOPLE THAT BEFORE. I DON’T KNOW THAT YOU KNEW THAT
I SECRETLY EAT LETTUCE ON MY BURGERS.>>James: YOU HAVE LETTUCE ON
YOUR BURGER AND THAT’S IT.>>YEAH.>>James: SO I’VE GOT SOME
VEGETABLES IN THE BACK, AND I’VE GOT THIS BLINDFOLD FOR YOU HERE.>>WAIT, WHAT?>>James: AND WE’RE GOING TO
DO A LITTLE TASTE TEST.>>I’M TE TERRIFIED.>>James: I’M GOING TO GRAB
THESE VEGETABLES.>>I’M NOT GOING TO EAT THEM.>>James: NOW, THESE ARE ALL
BOUGHT FRESH, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.>>( BLEEP ), IT DOES SMELL LI
VEGETABLES. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: NUMBER ONE, OPEN YOUR MOUTH.>>NO WAY. NO WAY! ( LAUGHTER )
YOU PUT IT IN MY HAND AND I CAN FEEL IT.>>James: THERE YOU GO. WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT BE?>>WHAT? THIS FEELS LE PLASTIC. ( LAUGHTER )
I HONESTLY DON’T EAT VEGETABLES AT ALL. IT’S, LIKE, OH, IS THIS A
CARROT?>>James: IT IS. ( BLEEP ) VERY DIFFERENT. ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY. ( LAUGHTER )
DEAR GOD.>>James: HOW’S THAT? IT’S SO GROSS.>>James: REALLY? ALL RIGHT. NEXT UP. NEXT UP. WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT IS?>>THIS IS A — I KNOW WHAT THIS
IS BUT I DON’T EAT — CELERY.>>James: YES! CELERY.>>James: VERY GOOD FOR YOU. COME ON, YOU GOT THIS.>>YEAH, ( BLEEP ). I THINK I’M DONE NOW.>>James: I’LL GIVE YOU ONE
OTHER TRY. YOUAN GO WHAT ABOUT —
>>I CAN STILL TASTE IT.>>James: A BIG PART OF THIS. ( BLEEP ) —
( LAUGHTER ) OH, IT’S A —
>>James: ( BLEEP ). CUCUMBER. SEEING THEM IN REAL LIFE MAKES
ME DEFINITELY NOT WANT TO EAT THEM.>>James: HERE WE GO. TRY THIS. SEE IF YOU WILL EAT THIS
VEGETABLE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>YEAH, WHAT THE ( BLEEP ) IS THIS?>>James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT IS? ( LAUGHTER )
>>OH, IS THIS CANDY?>>James: YEAH. YEAH, THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE.>>James: YOU DID GREAT! ( APPLAUSE )
>>THANKS, MAN.>>James: YOU ATE ALL YOUR
VEGETABLES, AND NOW YOU GET A CANDY. ( LAUGHTER )
I GOT MUSCLES LIKE ♪ SUPERMAN TRAINER
REAL REAL RARE LIKE ♪ SUPER SAIYAN MANGA
I JUMP STOMP-STOMP ON ♪ LUCIFER, SATAN
NOW I GOT A FEW RINGS ♪ ON JUPITER SKATING
I MEANT TO SAY SATURN ♪ SWITCHED UP THE PATTERN
SMOKING ON SOME ♪ GOT ME HIGHER THAN A LADDER
THANKS I’M FLATTERED ♪ MY BABY MAMA BADDER
YOU LOOK LIKE MICK JAGGER ♪ OOPS, THE GREASE SPLATTERED
OOH, OOH, HOT, HOT, OOH ♪ JUMPING OUT THE GREASE
IT’S A WHOLEOTTA DEGREES ♪ ‘BOUT TO COME UP OUT THE
FLEECE, FLEECE, FLEECE ♪ SHH
I DON’T WANNA HEAR A PEEP ♪ HOT DAMN, HOT WATER
HOT SHOWER, HOTLANTA ♪ SMOKING GREEN, CAULIFLOWER
TANGERINE, YEAH, I CALL HER ♪ SWEET AND SOUR
AND MY LAWYER SAY IT’S URGENT ♪ I’MA CALL HIM IN A HOUR
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IS THAT THAT’S A GREAT TUNE,
MAN. NOW, A LOT OF YOUR SONGS FEATURE
OTHER RAPPERS YOU FEATURE ON LOTS OF PEOPLE’S TRACKS.>>YEAH.>>James: HOW DOES THAT WORK? IS IT YOU JUST CALL UP 2 CHAINZ. YOU GO, HEY, 2 CHAINZ.>>HE GOES, TRUE! I SAY, CAN I GET YOU ON THIS
SONG? HE SAYS, TRUE! I GET HIM ON THE RECORD AND HE
KILLS IT.>>James: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN
SOMEONE HANDS IN A RAP AND YOU GO, I DON’T LIKE IT?>>THAT’S A TOUGH ISSUE. IN MOST OF THOSE CASES, I JUST
DON’T PUT THE SONG OUT AT ALL BECAUSE I’M SO
NONCONFRONTATIONAL.>>James: WHAT IF 2 CHAINZ FOR
THAT DAY REALLY HAS A BEE IN HIS BONNET ABOUT WAITING IN THE LINE
AT C.V.S. THEN HAS TO GO DO THE D.M.V. AND THESE SONGS ARE ABOUT
REAL PROBLEMS.>>AND YOU’RE ONLY TALKING ABOUT
C.V.S.>>James: YOU JUST ABANDON IT? YEAH, FIRST I CALL HIM AND
SAY YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB ON THIS VERSE. THEN I PLAY THE WAITING GAME. WHEN THE ALBUM COMES OPENOUT I
GO, I’M SORRY, THE SONG DIDN’T MAKE IT. AND THEN THEY GO, THAT’S COOL,
I’LL USE THE VERSE ON MY CVS CONGRESS I WAS MAKING. I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT
♪ I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT I BEEN DRINKING, HEY
♪ ALL NIGHT I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT
♪ I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT I BEEN DRINKING, AY AY
♪ ALL NIGHT I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT
♪ I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT I BEEN DRINKING, HEY
♪ EVERYBODY OUTSIDE EVERYBODY OUTSIDE
♪ WHEN I PULL UP OUTSIDE ALL NIGHT, NO
♪ EVERYBODY HIGH FIVE EVERYBODY WANNA SMILE
♪ EVERYBODY WANNA LIE THAT’S NICE, NO
♪ OH, NOW YOU WANNA CHILL OH, NOW YOU WANNA BUILD
♪ OH, NOW YOU GOT THE BILL THAT’S COOL THOUGH
♪ OH, NOW YOU GOT THE GAS OH, NOW YOU WANNA LAUGH
♪ OH, NOW YOU NEED A CAB THAT’S TRUE THOUGH
♪ ALL YOU DO IS TALK I AIN’T GOT– TO SAY
♪ CAN’T NO ONE GET IN MY CAR I DON’T EVEN VALET
♪ LONG DISCUSSIONS OH, YOU MY COUSIN
♪ NO YOU WASN’T YOU JUST WANNA RIDE
♪ YOU JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT POLITICS, CHICAGO–
♪ AND ROCKET SHIPS SHUT UP
♪ START DANCING ALL NIGHT
♪ I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT I BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT
♪ I BEEN DRINKING, AY AY ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: WHAT A SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING
ME.>>THANK YOU, MAN.

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