Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored


– DAVE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY
TO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. THIS IS NICE. – OH, MAN,
IT’S JUST BEEN GREAT, MAN. – WELL, SAME HERE, MAN. YOU BUSY WITH YOUR SHOW.
I GOT MY STUFF. THIS IS REALLY COOL. – YEAH, MAN, YOU SEE,
THAT’S THE THING WITH BLACK ACTORS, MAN. WE NEED TO JUST UNIFY.
WE CAN’T JUST BE OUT LIKE– – EXACTLY. – HEY, HOLD UP, WAYNE,
I THINK YOU PASSED OUR TURN. THE RESTAURANT’S
BACK THAT WAY. – NAH, THAT’S ALL RIGHT. RELAX. – WHAT, YOU GOING
TO GET SOME WEED? – [laughs]
NO. – YOU GONNA GET SOME WEED,
HOLLA AT YOUR BOY. I KNOW THE SPOT. – HOLD ON.
– ALL RIGHT. – THERE HE IS. BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL! – AWW, (BLEEP),
IT’S WAYNE BRADY, SON! [gunfire] – OH! OH! WHAT THE (BLEEP) YOU DOING? – RIVERSIDE, MOTHA(BLEEP)! – GODDAMN! – [cackles] – WHAT THE (BLEEP)
ARE YOU DOING? – DAVE, CALM DOWN. – WHAT YOU MEAN, CALM DOWN?
YOU JUST– – DAVE, RELAX.
– YOU JUST SHOT PEOPLE, WAYNE! – DAVE, DAVE.
– THOSE WERE PEOPLE YOU SHOT! GODDAMN, MAN, YOU GOT
A DAYTIME EMMY, NIGGA. YOU AIN’T SUPPOSED TO BE
DOIN’ (BLEEP) LIKE THIS. – DAVE, YOU MAKING ME NERVOUS. YOU MAKING ME THINK
THAT YOU GONNA SNITCH. NOW, YOU’RE NOT GONNA
SNITCH, RIGHT? – NO, MAN, COME ON, NOW,
I AIN’T NO SNITCH. – NOW, YOU SURE
YOU’RE NOT GONNA SNITCH? – IT’S ME, NIGGA,
IT’S DAVE, BABY. – MOTHER(BLEEP),
YOU GONNA SNITCH ON ME? – YO, NIGGA, COME ON.
IT’S ME, IT’S DAVE. WE BLACK ACTORS, MAN,
WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER. WE BLACK ACTORS.
I AIN’T GONNA SNITCH ON YOU. COME ON, IT’S ME, BABY.
IT’S DAVE. IT’S DAVE CHAPPELLE.
IT’S YOUR BOY. – OKAY.
SORRY, MAN. – I GOT TO GET
SOME MONEY, MAN. I GOT TO GO TO THE ATM.
I DON’T HAVE NO MONEY. – I’LL GET SOME MONEY. ALL RIGHT,
RIGHT HERE. – WHERE’S THE ATM AT? – WE AT IT. HEY! [car horn plays
“La Cucaracha”] – HEY, DADDY. – HOES, DAVE. DAVE, HOES. – GOOD EVENING, BITCHES. – WE DID GOOD TONIGHT. – THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. THAT’S–
OH, THAT’S NICE. HEY, BABY! THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT,
MORE POWER TO ME. [laughs]
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, BABY. OH–OH, RAQUEL,
WHAT’S THIS? MR. FRANKLIN’S LONELY. HE’S–
THERE’S ONLY– – SORRY, DADDY. – WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
“SORRY, DADDY?” WHAT THE HELL DID– IS WAYNE BRADY
GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH? I’M GONNA HAVE TO GET OUT
OF THIS CAR AND CHOKE– I’M NOT VIOLENT.
I TRY NOT TO BE. I’M A–
YOU KNOW WHAT? – WAYNE, COME ON, MAN.
COME ON, WAYNE. – NO, NO, NO, I’M GONNA
GET OUTTA THIS CAR RIGHT NOW. – COME ON, WILL YOU PLEASE–
PLEASE, MAN? COME ON, JUST–
JUST LET IT SLIDE. – [exhales] YOU BETTER THANK
DAVE CHAPPELLE. GO AHEAD. – THANK YOU, DAVE,
AND I LIKE YOUR SHOW. – RUN, BITCH!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET SOME HELP! I’M JUST PLAYING AROUND.
YOU KNOW.

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  1. "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch"…. One of the funniest things ever said on TV. The Chappelle Show is/was the best show on TV, it's sorely missed.

  2. I wasn't feeling this show much until I saw this sketch.
    Still this is one of a few classic masterpiece sketches that came off of this show.

  3. Min 1:15–1:22 had me dying! πŸ˜‚ Wayne Brady’s mad face is so convincing idk how he didn’t laugh at Dave’s reaction haha!

  4. GtaV paid homage to the drive by scene. I shot a lot of people and the held on to a fence or something tbe same way lol

  5. When did comments become the place where idiots quote lines in the videos? And then…….and then……10k other idiots hit the like button…..they support it? Its just weird.

  6. This definitely backs up Foxes Double Life on Masked Singer! πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚πŸ€£ , you know how people see him a certain way but don’t know the real Wayne

  7. Oh Shyt it's Wayne Brady Son! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That got me gone!! How the way he looked at him and they all ran off. I'm dying. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Donnell Rawlings is the best comedian out there. This reminds me of writing a funny script.

  8. The way Donell Rawlings swings down after being shot gets me every fucken time!😭😭😭😭😭

  9. That's not the whole clip dummies. What happened to "So I make Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X. Huh MFer?" Or does that not fit into your bullshit coorporate narrative Comedy Central. You guys suck balls.

  10. This skit is over 15 years old at this point and it still makes me laugh. Dave Chappelle should be crowned the king of comedy.

  11. Lol he worried about Dave snitching when the nigga he shot said his whole government name louder than a muthafuka in front of like 20 people outside a club it's just a matter of time before they get your ass 🀣🀣

  12. They cut off the best part when Wayne Brady gets pulled over by a cop oh man had me dying when I saw the full sketch back in the day! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  13. Bleep our the word shit but not the N word. Blacks are the only class of people to use a derogatory term on their own kind. Sad

  14. I thought mr Brady was fairly reasonable in his interactions with the black community…… run bitch get some help!!!!

  15. I can just hear The Spinners in the background………
    How could I let you get away when I knew I'd need somebody soon?
    Dave Chappelle……Chappelle Show?
    Nuff' Said.

  16. As funny as this is, it was way funnier at the time it originally aired because Wayne was like the "SUPER GOOD, CLEAN CUT BLACK GUY."

    Dave wasn't quite yet a household name, but he was able get this huge star to sacrifice his image by pulling this off. It turned out to be a BIG HIT…one of the most popular for people my age…under 40 but over a decade older than 21.

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