Rowan: Give.. Rowan: Me.. Rowan: More. Rowan: More, Ash! Ash: You know the priests say our ancestors were in the planet that way, right? Ash: More, more more! Ash: Until the earth didn’t have anymore to give.. Rowan: Yeah? Rowan: Well some of us don’t get to go to temple. Rowan: Some of us, don’t get to go anywhere. Rowan: So come on..! Rowan: Tell me more! Ash: Stop! God! Ash: You’re such a pain in the neck for a girl who technically doesn’t even exist.. Ash: AHH! Rowan: Say it again! Ma: That’s enough. Ma: You want the neighbors to hear? Rowan: Sorry, ma… Rowan: Just tell me one more thing. Rowan: What did she wear today? Rowan: You know…the girl that you’re crushing on.. Rowan: Lark? Ash: I don’t know.. Ash: Something..yellow..? Rowan: Bright yellow? Rowan: Pale yellow? Rowan: Lemon yellow? Ash: Like you’ve ever even seen a lemon. Rowan: I wonder what they tasted like. Ash: Probably better than algae.. Ash: You should probably head back inside.. Rowan: I’ll be in soon.. Ash: Rowan? Ash: Um… Ash: Try to remember better tomorrow okay? Ash: When I get home from school, we can talk all about it. Ash: Talk about the auto-loop or Lark or… Ash: I don’t know, just everything Ash: ‘Kay? Ash: I’m sorry… Ma: For you.. Ma: Straight from Central Records Division. Rowan: Is it real? Ma: From right before the eco-fail. Ma: I thought you’d like it. Rowan: Mom, you and Dad would get in so much trouble if they found out that you took this Ma: I think we’d be in a little bit more trouble if they found out why we took it. Ma: We needed you to have something special.. Ma: Of your own. Ma: They’ll never miss it! Ma: I’ll never let them find you.. These walls are all that’s keeping you safe Ma: You want the neighbors to hear? You were almost caught Ash: It’s not my fault I was born first Ash: Secret sister Ash: I scent it– Ash: The girl who doesn’t technically exist These walls are all that’s keeping you safe.. Joey: Well, hello there! Joey: So I hope you all enjoyed that short film of the first chapter of my book, Children Of Eden! Ash: So, obviously, it couldn’t be exact to what the chapter is.. Joey: So, if you read it and your like “Oh my god, that didn’t happen.” Or “This is a little different.” Joey: Um.. Joey: Sometimes, like, you need to change a few things when it comes to, Joey: Like, a small budget, that requires a movie budget. Joey: Um, but, I’m super proud of how this turned out and… Joey: I can’t believe my book is out in stores now, TODAY! Joey: You can go and or– Well, you don’t have to order it, you can just pick it up! Joey: It looks like this. *Holds up book* Joey: It’s called Children of Eden um, Joey: I’m super proud of this story and I think you guys will really enjoy it! Joey: So, go pick up a copy, um, Joey: It’s at any book store around…the… Joey: The world! No, just kidding, not all the places in the world.. Joey: But most places, um, Joey: So go pick it up and uh, Joey: Fingers crossed we can get on that New York Times Best Seller List! Joey: AND make it into an actual movie Joey: So, if you want this to be a movie! Joey: Please go support me and go buy a copy of Children Of Eden, Joey: It would seriously mean the world to me. Joey: I put so much of my heart into this book and I think that you guys are going to lo– Joey: No, you know what? I KNOW you guys are gonna love it! Joey: Um, anyway, that’s it for today, I love you all, I will see you all tomorrow! Joey: Good damn, bye!