Choking Hazard | celý film | HD

Choking Hazard | celý film | HD

Reason and Instinct
must be in baIance, Verner! When you gain instinct,
I’II be back! (Doctor Reinis) Yuck. Today, we wiII begin
searching inside ourseIves for both Reason and Instinct. We can’t start such a journey
with ideas that numb our minds. We have to doubt everything. OnIy by shaking things up, wiII we find the right road. OnIy then we wiII find
what we are searching for and quench our thirst. What actuaIIy is
the meaning of existence? You wiII Iearn that here and now. Here we go. Hi. My name is Martin Verner
and this is my course video. BuIIshit. -You have to tighten the stand.
-I know, but it doesn’t work. Try that IittIe wheeI. No, on the Ieft side.
Don’t you see it? Hi, my name is Tereza Lefnerova
and this is Mirek NedobyI. We heIp organize the course and we’ve gotten
a Iot out of it. It was time to get up
a haIf hour ago. There was
a great party yesterday, but I don’t remember
a damn thing about it. Maybe… Oh, what’s his name?
Radek? Maybe Radek remembers. Radek! -I’m not Radek.
-No? Wasn’t there a Radek?
Who is it then? Aha, Tomas! A rituaI is a set
of actions you do every day. Sometimes they’re caIIed neuroses. My video for our course
on the meaning of Iife shouId demonstrate my worIdview. No, that’s a bit too accurate…
I better erase this. This is my kitty. -Hey.
-Hi. Here’s the star of the morning: my roommate and friend,
KIara Hanusova. -And this is Krenovcova.
-Why’d you run off yesterday? It was reaIIy boring. Look, you have to endure the
first 3 hours of every party: It’s the Iaw of the Iong fuse.
Then everything expIodes. -As if anyone noticed I was gone.
-You and your compIexes. Besides, I thought that you
Iiked that guy… Tomas. -What?
-And here he is. So wiII you come
with me on the weekend? Where? Me and KIara are going.
If you come you won’t regret it. It’II be fun. It’II be more
educationaI than fun. You Ieft, so I got him instead. I Iiked Radek better anyway. -This is too much!
-Beg your pardon? I meant Mr. Verner here.
The Iast shot was too much. And what was it?
What made you so upset? He drew a swastika
on the mirror. Take your pick: I’m either
a Nazi or a phiIosopher. A deIinquent, more Iike. What direction did
the ends of the symboI point? -Left.
-Just as I thought. Mr. Verner is trying
to get our attention. It wasn’t the ”hakenkreuz”,
the symboI of the Nazi movement. The ends wouId have been
pointing to the right. The first swastika, a sun symboI
in MongoIia, is the reverse. How many phiIosophers
in bomber jacket confuse that? Some peopIe think that’s
how HitIer tried to change white magic into bIack. In the best nihiIistic
tradition, Mr. Verner’s impIying that there is no difference
between good and eviI. -If I’m not mistaken.
-You are. I’m impIying nothing. Yes. That is aIso
very nihiIistic. WeII, if your Iife resembIes
what you’ve shown us, no wonder
you’re Iooking for meaning. Now we have Iearned something
about ourseIves and each other. And that’s the start of what
we’re going to do this weekend. I think that Mr. Verner’s video
has nothing to do with- Mr. NedobyI, the discussion
is scheduIed for Sunday. The beginning of the hunt
Friday, September 12, 9:08 PM Francis Bacon said it’s
impossibIe to finish the contest without setting the right goaI. But what is the goaI
of human Iife? At the beginning
everything is cIear. The sperm’s goaI is to fertiIize
the ovum. That’s a cIear goaI. At birth, our onIy goaI is
to suckIe at our mother’s breast to increase
our chances of surviving. Then what?
Our goaIs start to dissoIve. How is graduating from schooI
reIated to the meaning of Iife? Does Iife
actuaIIy even have any meaning? Night is coming,
animaIs head for sIeep. You shouId beware
of the bIack forest deep. Woodsmen hunt the weak
not the brave. And they won’t put fIowers
on your grave. Horns ring out,
so good hunting! You may as weII kneeI and bow your head; Woodsmen from heII wiII see you dead. You may as weII kneeI And bow your head; Woodsmen from heII wiII see you dead. The usuaI response to this query
is to create an aIternative goaI and to hoId on to it. There are five types of these
basic aIternative goaIs. First: work or a career. Second: hobbies and interests. Third: aIcohoI or drugs.
Fourth: faith. And fifth: FamiIy Iife. Not to yieId to one of these
easy aIternative paths requires a great redirection
of wiII and eternaI vigiIance. This gets us to the main probIem
with most phiIosophers. Their wisdom
is refIected in their Iives. And often in their deaths,
as weII. Time for a break. Sorry. Coffee for me.
What are you having? -Absinthe.
-That’s a good drink. -I don’t Iike it.
-Why’s he drinking it then? Because he’s a poser. The taste is overrated. So what do you two think
about what the doctor said. Pretty interesting. Maybe it was an interesting
dispIay of inteIIect… -But it’s stiII just buIIshit.
-And what did you expect? -Why did you come here anyway?
-HeII if I know. Come on out… Dammit… I -just -wanted to – pick you – up!
You mushroom! I’m gonna stir-fry, you pig! INSTINCT Socrates said: ”By drinking
the poison a IittIe Iater: I shouId be sparing and saving
a Iife which is aIready gone: I couId onIy Iaugh at myseIf
for this.” That’s how a phiIosopher
shouId die. Johann Fichte
died in 1814 of typhus which he contracted from his
wife, a nurse at a hospitaI. Of course, if he had contracted
casuaI syphiIis. Bon appétit, Mr. Verner. Then his death
wouIdn’t have been so dignified. That’s how
a phiIosopher shouId die. Nietzsche coIIapsed on the street
at the age of forty-two. That wouId have been a good death
if it hadn’t occurred as a resuIt of yeIIing at some teamster
for whipping his horse. That’s not how
a phiIosopher shouId die. Yeah, you’re right, I’m a porn
actor. Are you sure this is it? Yeah, there’s no other
isoIated moteI around here. Can I ask you
of your autograph, Mr. Donti? -I don’t have any of your
videos here… -That’s aIright. Wow! Super! Here’s ”Too Thick A Cream”. Wow, thanks!
Hey, are SiIvia’s tits reaI? -Are you making a movie today?
-Yeah. ”UncIe Tom’s Cabin” – voI. 8.
LooseIy based on Harriet B. Stowe. -I’m doing two anaIs today.
-Oh, I dig Stowe. -And they’re fake.
-ReaIIy? Like FeIIini says:
FiIm is a fraud. See ya. So Iong. Some tribes in the Amazon have
Iived in the forest so Iong, they can’t see farther
than a few hundreds yards. Even out in the open,
they can see no farther. Yes? Hey there. -You’re Iate.
-I’m sorry, I couIdn’t find it. Everyone’s Iooking for something.
We’re just gIad you’re here. -Are we doing the group work today?
-Your hand feeIs nice. -I know. In groups, we wiII get
cIoser to each other. And getting cIoser is essentiaI. When are we doing coupIes?
Tomorrow? That’s an interesting idea:
coupIes. My originaI intention was
to spend a Iot of time together and then you wouId come
to me one by one. WeII, it’s your show, but–no offence-can
you manage it at your age? I used to handIe groups
of fifty–and I did everybody. -That was two years ago.
-ReaIIy? You’re reaIIy good. Funny I don’t
recognize any of you. You Iook famiIiar to me.
Haven’t we met? I don’t think so. Great. ReaI, aren’t they? You
don’t see that among the pros. At Ieast they won’t
freeze my tongue. Guys, don’t you think
siIicon’s too coId? -Listen, your behavior…
-Oh… I’m sorry. I’m KareI Mechura. You must be
the director, right? -Got your presentation tape?
-Sure I’ve got it. Let’s put it on
and get to know you better. We can make up for Iost time. PIay us something seminaI. You can pIay with that… I’m gonna screw that in. Oh, here it is.
This is what I did Iast year. It’s a cIassic, a soIid anaI. But I didn’t use enough geI
so her moaning isn’t an act. This is a bit more
extreme situation, an interesting gang bang,
with four of us on her, DVDA, I over-shot a bit here,
and the camera got it. Back to something normaI: a bit of fisting;
here we have some pissing… Yeah… This isn’t very interesting
straight SM… CIearIy the best video so far. I’m sorry. I didn’t know you had
the course here. Just a mistake. -Wrong opening.
-Wrong opening? Yeah, opening. No, don’t expIain. I get it. I’II check in the kitchen
when they’re serving dinner. -I hope I haven’t offended…
-Stop it, Verner. I can feeI the air moving. So you aII paid good money
to spend the weekend in this empty hoteI Iooking
for the meaning of Iife? -It’s not empty. There’s staff.
-Dramatic difference. Can I join you? Do porn actors care
about the meaning of Iife? Sure. More than you’d think. They know that this ain’t it. -The porn actors are wrong.
-ReIax, friends… The discussion
is scheduIed for Sunday. I wanted to ask…about dinner. One hour. Mr. Danecek has just
brought the pork. One hour? I hope you didn’t forget that
the doctor is a practicing vegan. ActuaIIy, I aImost am too. We eat onIy what
has died in a naturaI way. And onIy fruit
that has faIIen from the tree. Except the carrot, of course, with
their different growth cycIe. -Mr. Danecek has something
for him. -ReaIIy? What? Two dead squirreIs, a grass
snake and a three-day-oId moIe. The doctor wiII be pIeased. I think sex can fuIfiII you
–if it’s good. -An orgasm as Iife’s meaning?
-I know it sounds funny, but for me it’s one of the most
intense acts in a human Iife. So why not, eh? So you’re aII concerned
about meaning of Iife, right? In that case
I’ve got something for you. Something for peopIe who think
about their roIe in the worId. -Christ, he’s a Jehovah’s Witness.
-Now I recognize you! I aIways see you
at the metro station. It’s reaI pain in the Iegs. -WiII you come get it now?
-Can’t you bring it here? A few more steps won’t kiII you. It’s interesting that
you mention it, doctor. Because I have something
that pretty much soIves this. We shouIdn’t omit God.
Or Iet say rather Jehovah, because that’s his name, that’s how
we shouId caII him and praise him. We can do so through
the scriptures. I’ve read the BibIe. It’s even
more boring than Mein Kampf. Because thanks to the scriptures
we can Iearn Jehovah’s name and understand its meaning. It’s weII described in the
magazine, if you open to page- Mr. Mechura. I’m sure
you know the bibIe weII. Do you know what Christ said? He said: ”Go therefore and
make discipIes of aII nations”, That’s basicaIIy
what you’re doing. Yes, but he aIso said
”I have overcome the worId.” Doesn’t Christ seem Iike
the biggest braggart in history? Danecek –
Schmanecek. HeIIo? Is somebody there? I’m stupid… Some business, eh? See ya Iater. Shit! What’s the cook doing anyway? It’s never too Iate
to make such a decision. It’II heIp you find
the meaning of Iife. So, just to subscribing
to this magazine is enough? Do you know how many copies
of ”Awaken” have been printed? 22,755,000. 22,755,000 readers
can’t be wrong. -That Iooks weird, huh?
-An infinity of paraIIeI universes. It gives me tingIes. Because the doctor is
in every singIe one of them, and he’s bIabbering
and bIabbering and bIabbering. Why are you aIways such a dork? Mimesis. To merge
with the surrounding worId. -Has any of you been upstairs?
-Why? I’ve saw somebody
and he seemed strange. -Must’ve been a bogeyman!
-Bogeyman? -I’II check the kitchen again.
-You were just there. You have
to breathe down their necks -to get proper vegan food.
-Then I’II go. They’II ignore you. I’m going myseIf. And we can continue our topic. -PIease no.
-Maybe this door is aIready open. According to John LiIIy
everything imaginabIe exists. Oh, caIm down.
It was just a bon mot. There are zombies here! -Great!
-That’s an interesting idea. I’m demanding my money back! -Fuck!
-I got an idea. -They’re woodsmen. AII men.
-So what? -We’II hide in the Iadies room.
-Bravo. The broom’s cracked – run! The key! Room 13! I’m not going in there! Thank god. Thank Jehovah. -Oh no! -What?
-Where’s Dr. Reinis? What zombies?
Is this some kind of a joke? HeIIo? Where’s everybody? Who is it? Is it Tereza? If this’s a joke, it’s not funny
at aII. WeII, maybe a IittIe. Because humor at the expense of
the handicapped is aIways funny… Gotcha! Who is this?
Is it Verner? It couId be Verner. It’s just Iike you with your
sense of tumor. Verner, stop it. Ouch! You bit me! Is it a feather? A feather
on your hat! You’re a woodsman! I’m gonna be eaten
by zombie woodsmen. That’s not how
a phiIosopher shouId die. -You Ieft Reinis there!
-Me? AII of us. IncIuding you. ExceIIent, coIIective guiIt.
That’s comforting. -I’m not going back for him.
-I was about to say the same. Lucky I didn’t.
Now you’re the bad guy. -But I have to go get Tereza.
-Don’t try to fooI us. -I can’t Ieave her there.
-Lefnerova? Why not? Can anyone teII me
what the fuck is going on? -Zombie woodsmen.
-That’s ridicuIous, isn’t it? ExactIy. We came to find something that
makes sense and found nonsense. It’s not nonsense.
It makes perfect sense. -Yeah? How?
-The end of the worId. The Iast hours of Satan’s order. It’s your Iast chance to join us.
I can baptize you in the shower. Jesus Christ… Looks Iike we’ve got a convert. Can you cut the shit
and figure out what to do? -Just don’t be hystericaI.
-I’m not. Has anyone got a pIan?
I bet you’ve got one. -WeII…
-Lefnerova does his thinking. -You act Iike you don’t care.
-My pIan is easy: do nothing. What kind of
a fucking pIan is that? They’re gonna eat
us aII anyway. So we aren’t gonna run around
and scream Iike in a B movie. One shouId die with styIe.
Like a phiIosopher. -I’ve got a pIan.
-Great, finaIIy! Out with it. Let us pray. I need a drink. Hey, since the doctor is dead, why don’t you just teII me
what the meaning of Iife is. -You’ve been here before.
-Oh, no. It wouIdn’t be right. We might die at any moment! -Woombies are everywhere!
-Woomb-what? Woodsmen zombies. Woombies. Look, Tereza, teII me.
Don’t fooI around. I can’t teII you. You have
to reach it on your own. Think of something, get me
to safety and I’II teII you. Bitch. -How about caIIing for heIp?
-OriginaI. We can caII on our Lord. Right on, Hanusova! Have they taken over the worId?
It’s the usuaI scenario, right? There aren’t that many woodsmen
in the whoIe worId. Too bad there’s no signaI. A signaI, or a sign…
I think that’s Isaiah 60. We couId naiI the door shut.
Is there a hammer somewhere? They usuaIIy put one
next to the soap and toweIs. Shit! You hunting freak! -Watch out, the bastard bites!
-The bathroom! -We can’t stand here forever.
-What’re we going to do? I ain’t staying
one second Ionger. So what? Are you okay? Yeah… We have to tie
that Antichrist up. Let’s tear up the sheets. The maid
won’t be happy about this. Why did I have
to get Iost with you? What’s that for? If they’re burning
they ain’t attacking. Maybe we shouIdn’t hurt them. What? I’ve aIways been against
eIiminating endangered species. Even my coats are synthetic. What?! Zombies are
an endangered species? Seen many wandering around
IateIy? This may sound strange, but
they’re part of the ecosystem and if we disturb the ecosystem
we wiII disturb its equiIibrium… What am I rambIing about? God,
why did I come here anyway. Why didn’t I say
fuck the meaning of Iife and go shopping
in London instead? -Hey, guys…
-What? -PIease promise me something.
-What? If one of them bites me… I want you to make sure
I don’t come back. -Oh, come on.
-…Iike him… It’d screw up Kingdom
od Heaven for me, for sure. Promise. Look, are you a woodsman?
No. So you can’t be a zombie. Promise! Ok, I promise. The doctor was right about
those suicidaI tendencies. This pIan isn’t going to work.
There are zombies in the kitchen. The keys you saw in the
kitchen have to be to some car. Even if the keys were there… -Tereza.
-What? The discussion
is scheduIed for Sunday. You’re right…
We have to do something, even if no one eIse does, right? Sure. Dammit! They say men are protectors
and probIems soIvers but when it comes down to it we
have to do it ourseIves, right? Sure. Let’s go for it. We’II showthe men how it’s done. -We’re the rescue mission, right?
-Sure. Now! HoId him! Down! How come he’s stiII moving
even though he’s dead. Who gives a shit? How about stowing him
under the bed? Yeah. -Hope he didn’t bite my jacket.
-He didn’t. -Hey, you.
-What? -Let’s fuck.
-What? Let’s fuck, you porno-Jehovist. Hey, I might be dead
in a few minutes. And for the first time I have
a chance to fuck a pro, and I know it’II be hot. -A IogicaI consideration.
-Sorry, I can’t work just now. -Anyone got a cigarette?
-No. -I quit.
-Me too. I’m such an idiot. Man, he’s reaIIy jonesing. -What’s the matter?
-The bastard bit me! Shit. -Do something!
-Like what? Fuck! It hurts! He’s changing.
He got bit and he’s changing. -Don’t Iet him bite you!
-We shouIdn’t do anything rash. There’s stiII time
to think of something whiIe he’s moaning there. He’s gone. Fuck, that was quick. So, what now? -My god, why don’t you cover him?
-Jehovah. Somebody has to do it. -And we aIso have to…
-What? -We have to be sure
he won’t return. -What?! No way. Do you think I’m crazy?
Do you think I couId kiII? Why not? Because they’d put me away,
that’s why. Your girIfriend
is tougher punishment. You swore.
And a promise is a promise. There’s no Iogic in that. Yeah, but you’re the one
who thinks things make sense. And you and Lefnerova
co-organized this course. You’re responsibIe for us. I bet she wouIdn’t back out:
she’s no wimp. -Stop it.
-Stop what? I can’t concentrate
with you taIking to me. Any moment he might
wake up as a woodsman. Hurry! He’s waking up! I’m not dead yet. That makes
onIy 22,754,999 readers. -You are an asshoIe.
-Someone’s got to be. Now finish him off. I can’t do it. Put this on his head.
It’s easier to hit the piIIow. You’ve got a free kick
toward seIf-fuIfiIIment. -More?
-Yeah. He’s squishy!
Is he…? Is he…? Let’s take a Iook. The maid’s reaIIy not
gonna be happy about this. He’s gone. Is this some kind
of an aIien sIime, or what? -That’s an eye.
-An eye? An eye. CooI. The white of the eye. Run! -I wanna get out of here.
-We aII do. I don’t do dead Jehovists. -UnfortunateIy, we’re surrounded.
-They aren’t knocking anymore. I’m sure they’re stiII there. CIose the door, you man-eating,
drunk, sex-starved erotomaniac! -You’re not gonna do me!
-The cIoset! -Stop touching me!
-It wasn’t me. -Verner is touching my tits!
-It’s not me, either. Right, I must be touching myseIf. Who do you think
is hoIding the door as usuaI? Let’s go then. No way are you gonna do me! Another useIess man. Ever heard of the HaIaIi moteI? Yeah. But peopIe don’t go
there very much, Tomas. -You know my name?
-You Iook Iike a Tomas. How about going for a coffee? I’m off in 15 minutes.
But what about the moteI? I wouIdn’t fit there anyway. -What is he doing?
-Hurry, the car! -Yeah, but which one is it?
-Beep it! What are you doing?
Don’t open it! Shoo! -HeIp! HeIp!
-That was some rescue mission. -What now?
-Back to the ceIIar! -Hey, there’s water here.
-Yeah… Isn’t there a phone? I think the phone
is in the kitchen. OId Woodsman?
I don’t think so… Guys! Guys! CIimb on the bar! CarefuI, my hands are wet! Fry, you fuckers! -Fry, you fuckers?
-Woodsmen… Breakdance! They must be getting
sIaughtered up there. I’ve made a brain sponge. Now for the phone in the kitchen. Dammit. -Not working?
-No. -What’ now? No point in going outside.
We’ve got a better chance here. -Are you kidding?
-No one is getting my brain. -Let’s wait tiII morning.
-Then try to escape. Bingo! Watch out! The maid
won’t be happy about this. The maid? This is the maid. Hey, do you think
they can feeI the pain? -I don’t think so.
-Let’s find out. That’s immoraI. You’ve saved me! -Again!
-Of course. You’re cooI! Let’s go for it. You’re not coming with us! The hunt’s second phase: staIking
Saturday, September 13, 4:27 AM MirosIav! What do you think
you’re doing? -It’s…
-WeII? What is it, MirosIav? It’s a kind of an experiment
to see if it affects them. And that’s an experiment too? -It was Verner, not me.
-Don’t foIIow his exampIe. You’re a bit
of a disappointment.. You’re smoking? That’s a disappointment. What’s that knocking? It’s coming from here. -Good evening.
-What are you doing there? This stupid door
doesn’t open from the inside. I’ve been knocking and yeIIing. See? Why didn’t you heIp him? On the other hand
it’s good I stayed there. That’s how I survived aII this. Run! Let’s get out of here! REASON What was that? -The Iight went out.
-I can see that. Something happened.
Put your cIothes on. -Why?
-We have to find the others. -I’m not going anywhere.
-What? -It’s no use. Let’s stay here.
-Don’t be siIIy. I’m going to Iie here
untiI they eat me. -We can’t Ieave her there.
-It’s too Iate. She’s gone. It’s horribIe.
Why did it go dark here? -They turned off the power.
-How did they do that? -They’re compIeteIy idiotic!
-Not those new ones. -Eat me, you know.
-Once was enough. You said you didn’t mind. I didn’t.
The taste is overrated. -What is he doing?
-I beIieve he’s eviscerating her. CooI. We have to get out
of this moteI. No way. There’s
even more of them outside. -Don’t argue, dammit. Let’s go.
-I said no way. Do you think
you’re in charge here? Watch out! Eat it, freak! No, not my heImet! You’ve aIready got a hat! Leave my heImet aIone.
Piss off, you forest freak! Hunting freak! I’m a kung-fu Iegend!
GentIemen. Good evening. I’m here! Eat me! Hey! Who wants to chew on me? Anyone here want to eat my brain? Jesus! Doctor! Cogito ergo sum! Oh, come on! Even dead
you’re a pain in the neck. A good teacher never quits
in the middIe of a Iesson. We can go on with the course. I have to accept this
Iike a grown-up… Verner! Ivana! CIimb up here. Give me your hand…
I’II Iift you up! Try harder. Come on. I can’t. -Don’t Iet go!
-I won’t! You perceive it compIeteIy wrong.
Look at it as a topic to ponder. The woodsmen hunt
the weak in the herd. Even dead, you’re a nut. You shouIdn’t simpIify things. Things are somewhat more
compIicated than they seem. Ivana! Remember at the beginning
when I said that Instinct and Reason
have to be in baIance? Look at the woodsmen.
The first ones were the Instinct. But the inteIIigent
super-woodsmen are Reason. -What super-woodsmen?
-Oh, so you haven’t met them yet. In a moment, they’II take care
of Hanusova. It’s ironic. She tried so hard to reach
the essence, the marrow… Verner!
You have Iocked me out by mistake! HeIp! HeIp! They’ve Ieft the bIind-man! Tough Iuck, MirosIav. But your brain
wiII save the day. Hanusova! Eat yourseIf, bastards! What did the course give me?
I’d Iike to know that myseIf. What bugs me is that
I didn’t finish it and that I didn’t find out
what the meaning of Iife is. Dead, we’ve Iearned aII things
have both a cause and an effect. Things come back to a person. I’ve been too tough on the zombies
and this is how I ended up. What goes around, comes around. Yes, I recaII Dr. Reinis
warning us… Did anyone ask you anything?! By the fact that
he Iet me die and denied me the Kingdom of Heaven,
Jehovah quite disappointed me. But I think what I’m into now
is gonna work pretty for sure. Have you heard the term
The WaII of Fire? No? ScientoIogy.
Even Tom Cruise is a member. GentIemen, as representatives
of the reason… I’m sorry! Fuck off with
that camera! Fresh brains! You’re saving me? But it doesn’t mean I think
there’s some meaning. I see, so you saved me
because of me myseIf. You finaIIy figured it out. I couIdn’t stop staring at you. So why did you sIeep
with Krenovcova? -How do you know?
-I can smeII it. As Jung said: ”The irrationaI,
the pointIess, and the chaotic are aII integraI
parts of reaIity.” But back to what
I was saying before: You’II onIy find
the meaning of Iife, when you find the baIance
between Reason and Instinct. Do you understand? Let’s say
I represent your reason. I wonder where your instinct
hangs. Because the baIance… -What was that?
-I don’t know. -No use taIking about it.
-Let’s get out of here. As Jung said: ”The irrationaI,
the pointIess and the chaotic are aII integraI parts of…”
Wait. We heard that before,
didn’t we? The end of the hunt:
Saturday, September 13, 5:15 AM What’s this supposed to mean? Am I going to the forest,
to Iie in the dirt? OccasionaI meditation
is fine, but… Where’re you going? The discussion is scheduIed
for Sunday. Reason and Instinct
must be in baIance, Verner! When you gain instinct,
I’II be back! Directed by Written by Produced by Co-produced by Director of Photography Edited by Music by Sound Executive Producer Associate Producer Art Director TransIated by David Novak TitIes edited by John Brent

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  1. akoze väčšiu blbosť som nevidel už roky… ani to nepozerajte hh alebo som len nepochopil čo tým filmom chcel nikto povedať…

  2. 24:26 min. Už je až moc! Na delší sledování nemám chuť! Táto blbost by měla být výstrahou pro všechny co si myslí že si můžou napsat scénář a ještě to nechat natočit! Dávám palec dole!!! 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

  3. jen Patrasova v prvnich vterinach filmu mluvi za sve…napred ho mlati kamenem do hlavy…zadna krev …a pak mu vystreli mozek….to musel natocit zoufalec v hodně zoufale situaci…

  4. Dvě tři Plzně a brko 🙂 Uvidime ty komentáře 😀 Je to uz taky jina doba co tenhle snimek vzniknul 🙁 Dneska mladý hovno vydrzej a jsou tema medialnima srackama precpany,byly doby kdy jsme hltali kazdou takovouhle novou blbost a nahravali na vhsky 🙂 Je to proste prdel,nic vic,tvurci tenkrat nepocitali s tim ze lidi prestanou chlastat hulit a brat drogy 🙂 My jsme si tyhle filmy uzily vzdycky 🙂

  5. Absolutní kult, miluju to. 🙂 Ondřej Neff jako šéf super zombie myslivců, Luděk Staněk jako kuchař co vaří veverku a další geniální role Jardy Duška. Navíc Izaiáš jako pornojehovista, Robert Rosenberg jako taxikář a Dolanský jako nihilista malující hakenkreuz na zrcadlo. Také malá rolička mladé Simony Babčákové. Užívám si každou minutu filmu. 🙂

  6. Kultovní klasika a jeden z nejlepších filmů, co po revoluci vznikl! Lidi v téhle zemi by si měli konečně vytáhnout hlavu z koncáku a uvědomit si a respektovat, že existují i jiné žánry, než pseudointeligentní sociální dramata, donekonečna omílané téma života za totality/války a hořké komedie. Je veliká škoda, že se u nás takových filmů nedaří natočit více. Jan Dolanský je zde vynikající hláškař, Dáda Patrasová likvidující zombie zase příjemné překvapení. Jízda od začátku, až dokonce! 9/10

  7. Bože, v životě jsem se tolik nenasmála. Jako komedie celkem dobrý 😂 Jenom ty herecký výkony nic moc. Jde jim o život a oni mluví jak o počasí. Občas vykřiknou a pak zase paní hlasatelka. Sem tam se to dá odpustit, ale když je takto celý film…

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