CIACHO (2010) | Cały Film Po Polsku | Patryk Vega | Tomasz Karolak | Marta Żmuda-Trzebiatowska
I want to tell you I’ve been waiting for you my whole life. SUPERHEROES Thank you. Sweetie. – Do you love me?
– Very much! Will we try something new? Would you like to visit my Nestel cave? Your… Well, why not… – Yes.
– Hold on. Give me your paw. Sweetie, you’ve got
something hard in there. I love you. Will you marry me? Please, don’t be a virgin, ok? But I am a virgin … It’s best to have your first time with a professional. It will be fine. DAWID
THE OLDEST BROTHER Wake up! Otherwise you won’t score
and I’ll stop playing with you. You are taking psychological tests
which will decide whether you can be accepted
to the counter-terrorist unit. Task one. The terrorists have hiiacked
a bus and taken hostages. You are: Trying to negotiate
with the kidnappers, waiting for instructions, conducting a recon, and D: eliminating them all. Eliminating them all D… choose D! The terrorists will blow up
the whole city. Save them all! Choose D! What are you doing? I am coming down to your level. Your whole family
must have worked on your test, one man couldn’t think up such nonsense. According to our information,
only 4,900 of 29,684 candidates have met this year’s
police recruitment criteria. THE YOUNGEST BROTHER
KAROLEK AKA KAROL Hurry! Gabrys! – Where will you end up?
– Where mum did, we won’t work but we’ll make money on Global. – Get on Global and sell!
– Magda, they threw me into the water. – The dollar fell down!
– But should I sell dollars? No, yen and franc! Yen and franc,
franc and yen, understand? Yen! KRZYS
THE THIRD BROTHER Mum, mum! My sweethearts! Hi honey! You see how much
you’ve earned for us today? Hold me. – Honey, he came out.
– Hold me! Still alive? I got an electric shock
down to my testicles! You’ve iust reminded me I have to
call your sister about the eggs. This is me, your phone. Magda, I can’t talkto you
right know, I’m at work! SISTER BASIA
AKA BASKA AKA BARBARA – How much?
– I’m all wet. Happy hour. Whoa! I got sweaty like a pedophile
in a toy shop. Hold it for me! – AT, over!
– Copy. The thugs are going by ambulance.
Don’t shit yourself when you see them, they won’t be armed
with syringes. There’s 100 kilo of coke
in the ambulance walls. I’ll get the career of the year
for this shit. Move your asses, you pussies,
and fire! I wanna get this promotion. Let’s move! THIS GUY IS LAUGHING. AT, can you see the ambulance?
Can you hear it? Hello? 39200, send all nearby units! Go! Go! Baska! IT WAS HE WHO LAUGHED
– You psycho! They never forgive anybody
who killed a policeman. Now we are screwed. We gotta frame somebody for this. 39200, we were fired on! 39200… – I have to interrogate him!
– Not now! Excuse me, is anything known yet? – I don’t know anything.
– And who should know? – The chief.
– Basia, Basia, please. Basia, please come here. And where is the chief? Basia, Basia, please.
Basia, please come here! I won’t go there. The journalists.
What should I tell them?! Not that they’ve swiped
100 kilos of coke. They already know that.
I’m asking about the criminal. The one from the ambulance
testified the police caught him. He’s afraid of his own life. So? Thank you, you’ve helped me so much. – I’m wringing my hands and tits.
– That’s not your fault, believe me. Why did it happen to me? At Easter! Listen to me! It’s normal you
feel what you feel, but you’ll come stronger
out of this, you understand? And you’ll catch those snots. Do you want to be alone
for Easter? With your family. But don’t leave me, I’ve got a gift for you. OK, get inside the hospital,
let them check you. Peace out! Stay cool. Leave the journalists to me.
You don’t need such publicity. Come on, hurry up. Hello! Gimme kiss! – Hi!
– Hi! I didn’t manage to prepare anything
but I’ve got some chicken for you. Gimme five. Hi! So, let’s get inside.
Where’s Karolek? I am coming down to your level.
Thanks to you, the word ‘moron’ has a new meaninQ now. You taited.
For the seventh time. Only the numbers below zero
come to my mind. Walk away, you pikey! – What are you looking at, you idiot?
– Are you already crying? They were laughing at me
because I wanted to be like you. But you are like me.
You only have to believe in that. You are the best in the world
and never let anyone make you believe
that it’s different. You can become whoever you wish, really.
You onty have to betieve it. John? John Rambo? You fell into shit? Me too. Come on, let’s change. Guys consider their asses
to be no-go zones. You let a chicktouch you there
and you’re a crypto-gay. Girls, at best, think you’re bi. They can’t understand
you’re hetero but you treat your ass as a normal erogenous zone,
as any other zone. What do you think of that? Sexy, iust fantastic! Really? Isn’t it over the top?
You know, he’s over forty. It’s a shit-hot hairdo. You look
enchantastic. I’d bonk you myself. I got wet like a teenage chick, man. You know,
I want everything to be perfect. So in that case
you really have to use this! Really? Love me, love my cock, as they say. I had once such a rich sexual life
that even my neighbors went out for a smoke afterwards.
Now nothing turns me on. Maybe it’s because
I watch too many chicks in the clinic, maybe I need stronger stimuli.
Do you think I’m breaking down? You know what?
Go fuck yourself! It’s Easter, I iust wanted
to talk about my ass with somebody close to me. But Dawid… Magda and I
don’t have such problems. It’ll all pass, you iust have to
fall in love. The gun’s first. Imagine the gun
is an extension of your hand. When you go out of a hideout J or from behind a wall the gun comes out first, then the hands, head and the rest of the body. This way you can start shooting
right away and it’s more difficult to hit you. – Police HQ.
– I’d like to make an anonymous report
on the cocaine transport robbery. – Santa Claus!
– For sure. I hired him from a newspaper.
For kids and Karolek. – For Easter?
– We had poor Christmas last year. – Have you hired Santa Claus?
– Antos, Gabrys, Karolek! Come and see who came to visit us! Go ahead, come in. Go ahead, start! Come in! Please, start! Jeez, they sent a bore. Have you been good
or bad this year? Yeah! What a ierk! You perv, you did such athing
in front ofthe kids? But you wanted me to do that. To putthe kids on your lap
and say ‘ho, ho, ho’? You hired a stripper? In Santa’s dress. Who hires Santa at Easter? You get out. Wait 1 O seconds.
Knock once again – and play Santa giving presents.
– Oh no… Shut up! If you split,
I’ll kick your ass so bad you’ll end up in a TV show
telling your incredible story. Santa went out to repark the reindeer.
He’ll be back in a minute! You see? People are iust… Police! Get down!
Hands on your head! Record it nicely. Don’t move. – Jan Kepski.
– Hands on your hand. Get up! I’m calling the chief. I’m sorry, inspector,
we were sent by the chief. I remember your voice, you were
there with me in the operation. Record this! Take this bitch with the camera
out of my house. – She hid it underthe bed.
– What? You threw the gas to our van?!
You’re under arrest! That’s all bullshit.
The guy in the hospital is framing me! Take her out. Guys, could you escort her once again?
My battery run out. And you? Do the house, gotta be a nice picture. Let’s follow them! Me, too? Don’t wait for me for dinner. I don’t know, I’ll manage somehow. Dude, get moving. – Let’s go, Antos.
– It’s Gabrys! Gabrys, too. How could you do this to me? You knew I was nominated
for the ‘Phenomenon of the Year’ award of ‘Man’ weekly. I worked for such good PR for years. Why do you believe the dork
in the hospital and not me? I’m being framed,
they planted that coke on me. They tell a different story on TV. The assault on an officer, Barbara K.
Is suspected of, is not the 1st scandal during the term of office
of the current chiet. Let me remind you the discovery
of a marihuana plantation and the decision to burn
the drug in front ot the camera. Ladies and gentlemen, every
marihuana plantation in this county and eveyone who had contact with that
will suffer this fate. Catch This is the prosecutor
that is handling your case. You will be charged
with participating in a criminal organization which… the counter-terrorist unit,
complicity… in the murder of two gangsters and a policeman on duty. Severely punished will you be,
25 years of imprisonment will you get, for drugs are the undoing of mankind. The best defender
won’t get you out of it. Hello, I’m Ela Ru… I’m sorry. Fuck! Hello, Ela Rudnicka. I’m really sorry
for being late but I’ve just been dragged out from Easter dinner
at my grandma’s. I can’t be there with them
for the first time in my life. It’ll be my first case of the type.
I’ve dealt with divorces so far. In fact, I’ve come here today
to say hello. May I have your number?
It’s pointless, you’ll be taken your cell phone anyway.
I’ll give you my business card, ok? There you go, you see. CAPITAL CITY POLICE HEADQUARTERS Ania, we are on the air. The suspicion on officer Barbara K. was
cast by the shot gangster known as Narrow Johnny
who is in hospital right now. The chief refused to give us any
explanation but Barbara K’s superior, Jan Kepski, one ot the Qreatest
authorities of the Polish police, could be persuaded to talk to us. Basia is an excellent officer
and we’re att shocked by what happened. That’s why I ask you: Don’t judge her
before the court does that. It’s her! They’re taking her to
the remand unit, let’s check which one. Karolek! Come! Come, come! We have to put the screws
on the guy in the hospital. The thug testified the police tried
to kill him. He’s immune! The onlything we can do
is askforthe testimony, collect the evidence
and wait patiently for the trial. That’s all. I’ll save her. – What should I do?
– What should we do? We gotta put the screws on that
Narrow Johnny from the hospital, get Jan the evidence, he’s a policeman
and has his hands tied and we don’t. There are always policemen
in front of such guys’ rooms. But do you know the difference
between the policemen and us? The difference is I worked
in that hospital. In the labor ward. We’ll go through this. I promise you. They didn’t let me bring in wine. – I had a gift for you, too.
– It’s in the jail property room? You smuggled it? Let’s say. Close your eyes. Now. You’re so… elegant. I took a deodorant from my
sis-in-law, didn’t know it’s glitter. That’s a slutty pattern. Lightning bolt? Show me more. It’s out of order till tomorrow. Fucking awesome! – Spit it out, it’s out of order again.
– But it poured. – That’s against drug safety.
– It’s work safety! Hi! Come. Doctor, they brought a man
with an internal hemorrhage. A minute. You repaired the machine? That’s all right,
we’ll do it ourselves. Don’t hang back like
a shitting dog. Come here! – Where are you taking him?
– To the labor ward. – Hello Karolek.
– Krzys… – Do you love me?
– Yes. – Are you missing me?
– Uh-huh. – And what are you doinQ?
– Nothing. Fine, ’cause I’m iust calling to
give you the shopping list. – Buy prosciutto.
– Prosciutto. Fresh juice and tomatoes. You stay here. There’ll be
a ward round in a minute. If a doctor sees there’s no patient,
we’re fucked up. Give me his legs! – Should I hold the door?
– No, you have to sub for him! Onto the bed. You’re alike. It looks like a mass poisoning.
We have to isolate the hospital. More anesthetics, let him sleep. Johnny! You know I know
why you’re called ‘Narrow’? 9-YEAR OLD KILLS NURSE
PUTTING HIM SUPPOSITORY And I’ll tell you
you have a bad luck, because if you don’t want to talk,
I’ll have pleasure to meet your bottom side. I’ll talk, I’ll talk! A prime example of the relation
between prostitution and music. Something’s not, fucking, right here. You answer in full sentences
so that I don’t have to ask additional questions. Go. Wassup there. Narrow Johnny here. I smuggled coke to the country
by ambulance from Germany recently and before they caught us
we got a rip-off… a tip-off that some cops wanna gank it and flog it to Dwarf and that’s
a rival criminal organization. They deal coke, too. Why did you testify my sister
attacked you? Say Barbara K. I saw her with a burner, I mean a gun. Who planted coke on my sister? It’s difficult to state who planted
coke on Barbara K. now, for sure it wasn’t me. And nobody, I repeat, nobody from my
criminal organization. It could be Dwarf’s people. And taking this opportunity I’d like to say hello to my mum
and all my friends from the catering college in Zyrardow. Won’t I have difficulty shitting? Where can I find that Dwarf? Where have you been?
You were to do the shopping. I was in the hospital and I had
the worst day of my life. That’s why you’ll do the shopping and
I’m the master of the house from now on. It’s your own fault. 1 5 years ago we
had a small apartment and a small car, a sofa bed and a TV
but every night I went to sleep with a shit-hot 1 8-year-old.
And now we have a beautiful house and an electric car but every night I go
to sleep with an elderly IT specialist. Then find a shit-hot 1 8-year-old
and I’ll do my best so that you could live in a cubbyhole, drive a wreck
and sleep on a sofa bed. So? – Here you are, dear daddy.
– Antos, the fishing rod. Here you are, dear daddy. Magda, the coke. Here you are, darling. – What’s wrong, darling?
– I think I have to go to the toilet. Don’t stand up, I’ll bring you the potty
Gabrys used, you’ll do it here. Here you are, darling. Boy, you don’t shit in a hospital bed. Look at that fakir! Who are you? – Narrow Johnny.
– Yeah, right, and Wienia’s got tits. The height of galloping insolence. Where is he? Come on! Faster, faster! Hey you, may I show you something? You are a pedophile. A real shuriken, a ninia star. Actually I don’t want to give
it to you but if you take this to the policemen it’ll be yours. It’s you! You nicked me for stealing bedding
in Ikea five years ago. And for stealing a bed as well. Jeez, they still don’t know
how you swiped that bed. I mean, there were tapes showing
it was disappearing little by little, but they couldn’t twig it at all.
Can you tell me how you did it? A tip-off
that some cops wanna gank it and ttoQ it to Qwa’t and that’s
a rivat criminat orQanization. They deal coke, too. Where, the fuck,
you country bumpkin? You see, I’m from Warsaw,
the car is on lease. Sup Dwarf. Don’t disgrace me in my neighborhood. You could have told me
you wanted to talk. Do you know the tale
about a scorpion and a frog? Yeah. About the bad-natured
scorpion eating a frog? I can’t help it I’m a cop.
That’s my nature. It’s really not nice you put it around
in the city that it was the police that nicked the coke
and made you distribute it. – And what are you gonna do to me?
– What? We’ll arrest you
and you’ll go to jail. Then I’ll go with you. It doesn’t look like
a police station to me. – Tell me about that accident.
– There was no accident. So you were born with such a mug? You shit your pants, huh? Laying down a brick, huh? OK, Dwarf, that was a warning. Next time watch what you blab. Fine, I will. Damn,
you freaked me out. – Into the water.
– Can I do it? Go ahead. Fucking fatty. That’s because of Chernobyl.
The same with Wienia. I can’t. What you can’t is goosestep
up the stairs. Splash! A miracle! Anyway, incredible. To the back! Please, swim. I’m going to you. A life belt. I’ll throw you a life belt. I’ll give you a life belt! Damn you! – What have you done?
– I’m saving him! With a metal dummy, you idiot?
Real life belts are there! We were to be a family. Lan, Lan! You have a visitor. Are you sharing your cell
with a policewoman? If yes, then what? Listen to me carefully! Kaska, I’ve earned some money
on Global and now I want to invest in a company that has guts. Try Ostrichpol! They lay golden eggs
and sell them all over Europe. They entered New Connect recently. So they really must be modern. We’ll check. Emil! Honey! What can you say
about Ostrichpol? An innovative outfit.
We got it on New Connect. They laid 500,000 instead of
the forecast 300,000 last quarter. I like that! If I’m not back in five minutes… buy me 100,000 shares! Come on, loser, I’m here waiting for you. GLOBAL FX REPRESENTmlVE
You’ve had the best results this month. I’m only leaving this envelope
with a trip to California. – What’s going on?
– I thought somebody was in the garden. – Why did you get out and not me?
– And what would you have done? Karolek? And those policemen
threw that man into the water and then fired at him. And atthe end
theythrew a life belt at him. They came for me! What the hell? You’re having fun? Basia’s attorney called,
somebody tried to kill her. In the cell. Throw it away! Basia’ll communicate with you using
Morse s, she said Karol is an expert in this field because he learnt
Morse s during commando training. That’s the window on the second,
I’m sorry, on the third floor, the second from the left
and the second from the right – ’cause there are three windows.
– Thanks for coming with us here. It was a kind of adventure for me.
You have 20 minutes. Can somebody walk me home?
You for example. Thank you for coming
here with me, it’s so dark, it’s so dreadfully quiet here that you can hear the slightest rustle. The silhouettes of these trees
are so scary and gloomy. I’m afraid that any moment somebody
can come out from behind and kill us. Don’t speakto me like that because
I’ll be coming back alone. What does she want? She started sending signals, translate! – Guys, somebody’s trying to kill me,
– Guys, somebody wanted to kill me – it’s not ok, I’m in danger.
– But it’s ok, I’m not in danger – Tomorrow, in the HQ with Jan,
– Tomorrow I’ll be interrogated by Jan – you have to do something.
– In the HQ, you just gotta do nothing. We have to tell her Jan is a traitor. I love you. Bye. And what? And I’m sorry I bought you
Chicken for Easter. Basia said goodbye to us and that she loves us and that when she leaves,
she’ll buy us chicken again. If she goes to the HQ,
they’ll kill her. We have to liberate her
like from Alcatraz. Liberate her and you’ll get
12 years each. They want to kill your sister,
you understand, you asshole? You know what they do?
They hang people in cells and fake suicide! So stop talking crap
and try not to think about yourself! I was thinking about
my wife and children. I’m fine. I’m collecting a new car
in the morning, then I’m spending the whole
beauty day in a spa, which I got as a gift, so cook dinner
forthe boys and I beg you, clean the bathroom, ok? I bought you new cookbooks,
you should like them. Gotta go now. I love you! Bye. – Buy guys.
– Bye. Bye. Hi! Maybe you want me to play
‘power of love’? My brother! I love you, you’re a beast! – Nice disguise.
– That’s not a disguise. – Where’s this toy from?
– From a friend from the wreck yard. Won’t he turn us in? He also failed the police
recruitment test. – What have you got there?
– In Warsaw, we have the worst traffic lights in Europe.
Every crossroads work separately. That’s why there’s never
been green wave, until today, because that’s my prototype for
a traffic lights remote control. Let’s rockthen! They’re leaving. Hello! I look after dogs,
not kids. Should I bathe them? Fetch! – Why bathe?
– They got dirty, as is outside. Got dirty? Now you. Change the light. – That’s not Basia.
– Not Basia? That’s not Basia! That’s Basia, they left at 12 sharp. No … now it’s 12. Wait, it must be this one,
it’s going towards Pulawska street. Let’s move. I’m driving such a monster for
the first time. I have to learn it. Do you use sheen coat conditioner? What coat? – We’ll catch them on the hook.
– But is Basia here? Go to the back, catch them on the hook,
you understand, cast the hook. Go up! The strong team. You won’t believe
who’s following us. Who? Probably the same people
who want to kill you. Wasn’t me! Yes? Where’s the feed? – What?!
– What do you feed them? Prepare crunchy crisps for them. – What’s that?
– You pour oil to the pot … Should I honk? Karolek?! What are you doing here? What’s wrong? What are you doing?
Let me go! – Are you mental?!
– We were supposed to save you! Not save me! How did you translate?! Jeez, good that you didn’t
drag Krzys into this. No, no, no, I’ve gotta be dreaming! Why didn’t you ask Jan for help? Because he’s behind all this.
He stole the cocaine, planted it on you and he’s the one
who’s framing you. We saw him liquidating two witnesses.
He planned that from the start. Karolek, leave her alone, please. If it’s true… I wantto get my hands on him. This woman was here with us
only for a while and dad stayed with us the whole day.
First he played Iron Man and when we finished
he overcooked crunchy crisps … And then when he played with us
he knocked the clock off the wall. Boys, I think it’s time
to tell your mum the truth. Ok, who’s that slut? Hello Karol, it’s Ela Rudnicka,
if you don’t want to talk to me, I’ll understand, but I have a problem
that a degenerate is calling me and he knows where I live
and I know where he lives, too, and I already called the police about
that but they don’t want to help me. Hello, hello, doctor! 3 policemen were looking for you. Nice ladies! I’m really sorry but I can’t
peep into you today. – No! Why, doctor?
– I have to close the office. – And what about us?
– What is this supposed to mean? – The baby is due tomorrow.
– And you… Lay down, try to sleep, take a taxi in the morning,
go to hospital and give birth to the baby. Excellent. I had those ones,
beautiful material, beautiful. The evidence bag, he’s taking
something out from the HQ. – Fuck, it’s Alosha’s club.
– Do you know him? Alosha is from the Russian Mafia.
He’s got 3 murders on his record. The guy’s twisted, he pretends to be
an artist. He’s got a go-go club, where he directs his hookers
and makes them dance to Swan Lake. When God gave talents away,
you took clitorises instead. Bitches! I haven’t got the money yet. So why the fuck are you bothering me? Maybe you’d like this
instead of the money. But it’s the highest quality,
I’ve got so much of this, it’s enough to cover the whole debt. If you don’t bring the money
till Friday, I’ll eat you! Alosha! Stop! Wait! Stop! Please, stop, neighbors may go out. Hello, Darek! – Magda’s waters broke!
– You’ll have the dilation in a minute, I suggest you go to
hospital immediately. – But she’s already crowning!
– Well, it happens, it so happens. We’ll have to deliver the baby
in your apartment. What?! Move away. If you called the ambulance, it’s fine.
Magda has pushing contractions. It’ll all be over in a minute,
you’ll only cut the cord. – But how?
– With the fucking scissors! Wanker has a better door than
the Pentagon. – What else have you got?
– I’ve got this and that. – This is so green, nice, huh?
– I’m going. Stop freaking out, the police blow
door up if they can’t get in, I’m telling you this guy
is the key to the whole thing, – we gotta talkto him now!
– Blow up? Got it! Boil it! – May I take a look?
– Karolek! You have to be with her now?! – How are you feeling?
– I hate you! Fine, you don’t have to be with her any more, iust do nothing, please,
let her give birth to the baby, ok? I told you to go downstairs! Cheers! I want nothing from you,
I just want to know what did the policeman bring
in the evidence bag. Fish! A living corpse, your policeman accidentally shot an important mafioso from Moscow during a manhunt
a month ago, the Russkies passed a death sentence on him and his two people. He either pays 5 million bucks till friday or gets shot. He brought coke in the evidence bag. Push, push, girl, push!
It’s ok, it’s close. – We won’t prove it’s Jan.
– Why? Because the coke from the robbery
is hidden in the HQ. Who keeps cocaine
at their workplace? – What’s shooting? What’s shooting?
– Why is that your business? Just give birth to the baby! Hurry up, to any apartment! Good, good, good! – A bit more!
– Come on! Shelter, we have
to absorb the impact of the blast. I hate you! Fine! Excellent! Now you only have to
birth the placenta! We’ve found only one
man alive in the rubble. Till friday. – I’ve got doubts.
– What? – Maybe we should try diplomacy?
– Diplomacy is telling somebody to ‘fuck off’ in such a way they
feel excited about their journey. Still got doubts? – They were here, as you said.
– Are you all right? Why didn’t you tell me that
at the beginning? – And what would it have changed?
– I wouldn’t feel like an idiot? I’ve been feeling like that for years. Guys, I’d like to
apologize to you. I’m sorry I dragged you into this. But it’s over now so go home. Jan only wants to save his ass
so he shouldn’t hunt for you. – Let’s tell the chief about the coke.
– He’s a moron. We have to catch them with the cocaine
in their hands. So let’s pretend
we want to steal it. Guys, you’re so nice,
but it’s done, you understand? Not for me. Not for me, either. Karolek! No, that makes no sense.
We won’t even get inside, – there are hundreds of armed fellas.
– So we’ll get there on Sunday when nobody works. It’ll take an hour
for the support to come. We’ll throw a sleeping gas grenade.
You can find such in the counterterrorist center,
I got lost there and took one. – How can we get inside there?
– There’s a psychologist, Ula but she isn’t quite nice. I’ll sacrifice myself. – Shall I help you change the wheel?
– If you have nothing else to do. – My name’s Dawid by the way.
– Ula Andrycz. May I invite you for a cup of coffee
to thank you for that? Would be great but I’m in a hurry. So let’s go to the cafe
across the street. – Ok, but it must be a fast coffee.
– Fine, let’s go then. You know how it is when you meet a complete
stranger in the street and suddenly,
for any mysterious reasons, your inner voice tells you
that person is very close to you. And when you sit opposite to them you start to realize you have various thoughts and fantasies
about that person, you start to feel
that a different, real and wild woman
awakes inside you. And you start
to realize that you wouldn’t consider it for five seconds
to go the whole hog with them and learn something about yourself
that you’ve never known before. Check, please. Are you coming? You strip, lay down and say nothing. And what’s this? Come on. We’ve known each other
for two hours, huh? I’ve got this problem… Me too. We’re on youtube in real time. Go to the radio station. Murdock… I’m coming to get you… Here! It’ll reach every floor! Once again I’d like to thank you
very much for the award, I also thank my wife Jadzia
and my kids Marian and Halinka. Rarely is a man lucly in life
but while receiving this award I would like to saythat I feel lucly. Once again I’d like to thank you
very much for the award. Officer, what’s going on here?
What are they smoking here?!… Sunday, 17.22. Somebody’s smoking
marihuana in the HQ. Being of sound mind and body I wish to saythat,
although I have nothing to do with it, I decided to face it. There’s a terrorist attack!
Yes! The attackers burst into your wingt It’s them! They burst into the HQ,
they want to take the coke! If we don’t get it back,
they’ll shoot us on friday! – Are they laughing their asses out?!
– They should be lying motionless. – They look dozy!
– Karolek, you mixed up the grenades?! To Jan’s room! Mum! Aunt Basia! Is it really dad filming that? There’s nothing here! Let’s go. – Again in a dating chat room?
– No, I’m just watching my client raiding the HQ on youtube. Is the TV already there?! How do you spell it? www. youtube. pl. They must have hidden it somewhere
else! Let’s go to the loft! Jan! Karolek! – Karolek, are you alive?
– The vest, he’s all right! My boy, get up! Get up! Krzys, come on! I’m dying! I’m getting cold,
tell my wife I love her. You’re fine, it’s iust a graze! They’ve sent support!
We have to throw it away! Give it to me! Get out! Police! Give it to me! Police! Take it away! I really screwed it up.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry?! – You wanted to kill me, you fucker!
– No. Even now you’re lying! If there’s something like wrong time
and wrong place, you were there. I framed you for stealing the coke,
but I didn’t want to kill you. I protected you … By putting me in iail and setting
a Chinese slut on me? You think it’s me? Are you sharing your cell
with a policewoman? If yes, then what? Listen to me carefully! Nobody harms a hair on her head.
Your ass is on the line here and tell everyone in the block,
you understand? And that’s it. Don’t think. Do it the way I taught you. Please, if not you, others will do it. It’s ok, it’s all over.
I saw that on you tube. Action! That was a planned entrapment of our
special forces policewoman, my and her ioint action… The great heroine of the day and her
courageous attorney are here with us. Basia, you’ve been cleared
of charges, it is a great day for you. Get the fuck…! And you? The camera is here. I’d like to say that… Thank you very much, thank you. There, there… DAWID & ULA
JUST MARRIED directed by Drinking this causes cancer
and carrying system diseases, – consult your doctor or pharmacist.
– We know that, had it for ages. Who’s having a cig? C’mon.