Clayton Bigsby, the World’s Only Black White Supremacist – Chappelle’s Show

Clayton Bigsby, the World’s Only Black White Supremacist – Chappelle’s Show


FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS, A MAN NAMED CLAYTON BIGSBY
HAS BEEN THE LEADING VOICE OF THE WHITE-SUPREMACIST
MOVEMENT IN AMERICA. THOUGH NOT SOLD
IN ANY MAJOR BOOKSTORES, HIS BOOKS “DUMP TRUCK”,
“NIGGER STAIN”, “I SMELL NIGGER”
AND “NIGGER BOOK” HAVE SOLD OVER 600,000 COPIES
COMBINED. DESPITE HIS POPULARITY, VERY FEW HAVE EVER SEEN HIM
DUE TO HIS RECLUSIVENESS. BUT IN AN EFFORT TO BRING
HIS MESSAGE TO A WIDER AUDIENCE, HE AGREED TO GIVE HIS FIRST
PUBLIC INTERVIEW EVER… TO “FRONTLINE”. BUT, GETTING TO MR. BIGSBY
WAS AN ODYSSEY IN ITSELF, RIDDLED WITH
BACK-COUNTRY HOLLOWS, SHIFTY GO-BETWEENS
AND PALPABLE DANGER. EXCUSE ME. NOT SURE WE’RE IN
THE RIGHT PLACE. WE’RE LOOKING
FOR CLAYTON BIGSBY. WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, FELLA,
YOU FOUND HIM. UH, CLAYTON BIGSBY,
THE AUTHOR ? WHAT, YOU DON’T THINK
I CAN WRITE THEM BOOKS ? JUST ‘CAUSE I’M BLIND
DON’T MEAN I’M DUMB. ( host )
HOW COULD THIS
HAVE HAPPENED ? A BLACK
WHITE SUPREMACIST ? OUR SEARCH FOR ANSWERS
LED US HERE, TO THE “WEXLER
HOME FOR THE BLIND”, WHERE MR. BIGSBY SPENT THE FIRST
19 YEARS OF HIS LIFE. BRIDGETT WEXLER
IS THE HOME’S HEADMISTRESS. WELL, HE WAS THE ONLY NIGRA
WE’D EVER HAD AROUND HERE, SO WE FIGURED WE’D MAKE IT
EASIER ON CLAYTON BY JUST TELLING HIM
AND ALL THE OTHER BLIND KIDS THAT HE WAS WHITE. AND HE NEVER
QUESTIONED IT ? WHY WOULD HE ? YOU’VE WRITTEN
FOUR BOOKS NOW ? I’VE WRITTEN SIX BOOKS,
THEY’VE PUBLISHED FOUR. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS THE OVERALL MESSAGE
OF YOUR BOOKS ? SIR, MY MESSAGE IS SIMPLE. NIGGERS, JEWS, HOMOSEXUALS,
MEXICANS, ARABS, AND ALL KINDS OF
DIFFERENT CHINKS STINK, AND I HATE THEM ! I NOTICED YOU REFERRED TO N–
AFRICAN-AMERICANS. WHAT EXACTLY
IS YOUR PROBLEM ? HOW MUCH TIME
YOU GOT, BUDDY ? WHERE WOULD I START ? WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THEY’RE LAZY,
GOOD-FOR-NOTHING TRICKSTERS, CRACK-SMOKING SWINDLERS,
BIG-BUTT HAVIN’, WIDE NOSE BREATHIN’
ALL THE WHITE MAN’S AIR. THEY EAT UP ALL THE CHICKEN, THEY THINK THEY’RE
THE BEST DANCERS, AND THEY STINK ! DID I MENTION
THAT BEFORE ? YES, I BELIEVE YOU DID, SIR. MATTER OF FACT,
MY FRIEND JASPER TOLD ME ONE OF THEM COONS
CAME BY HIS HOUSE TO PICK HIS SISTER UP
FOR A DATE. HE SAID, “LOOK HERE, NIGGER,
THAT THERE’SMYGIRL. ANYONE HAVE SEX WITH MY
SISTER, IT’S GONNA BE ME !” YOU’VE NEVER LEFT
THIS PROPERTY, HAVE YOU, MR. BIGSBY ? NO, SIR,
NOT IN MANY YEARS. WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU THATYOUARE
AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN ? SIR ! LISTEN, I’M GONNA
MAKE THIS CLEAR. I AM IN NO WAY,
SHAPE, OR FORM INVOLVED IN ANY NIGGERDOM,
YOU UNDERSTAND ?! YES, SIR, BUT– BUT NOTHING ! NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A BOOK SIGNING
TO GO TO. WHY DON’T YOU BRING
YOUR MEDIA CAMERAS OVER THERE IF YOU WANNA SEE
SOME REAL TRUTH ?! PRUDENCE ! PRUDENCE, HAVE JASPER
LOAD THE TRUCK ! AND CLAYTON BIGSBY,
BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST, VENTURED OUT
INTO AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD. SIR, YOU’RE A FRIEND. WHY NOT TELL HIM HE’S
AFRICAN-AMERICAN ? LISTEN, MAN, HE’S TOO
IMPORTANT TO THE MOVEMENT. IF I TELL HIM HE’S BLACK,
HE’D PROBABLY KILL HISSELF JUST SO THERE’D BE ONE LESS
NIGGER AROUND. HIS COMMITMENT IS THAT DEEP. I’M OVERWHELMED
BY THE IRONY. ( banging ) UH-OH. ( man )
WHAT, YOU LOST, BOY ? ( man )
MOVE ON, MOVE ON. WE DON’T LIKE YOUR KIND
AROUND HERE ! YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
‘FORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS. THAT’S RIGHT,
THAT’S RIGHT ! TELL THAT NIGGER ! BEAT IT,
YOU SORRY NIGGER ! COME ON, CLAYTON,
WE GOTTA GO. OH, JASPER, THERE’S
A NIGGER AROUND HERE. THAT DAMN MONKEY WAS
BEATIN’ MY HOOD ! WHITE POWER ! NIGGER– THE CONFUSION
DID NOT END THERE. ( hip-hop music ) HEY, WHY DON’T YOU JUNGLE
BUNNIES TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN ?! NIGRAS MAKE ME SICK ! WOOGIE-BOOGIE,
NIGGER ! WOOGIE-BOOGIE ! DID HE JUST CALL US
“NIGGERS” ? AWESOME ! THE ANTICIPATION WAS AT
A FEVER PITCH AS WE ARRIVED AT
MR. BIGSBY’S BOOK SIGNING. THIS IS THE MAN
WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES ! ( cheering ) ALL RIGHT, JASPER,
TIME TO SHOW THESE PEOPLE WHAT WHITE POWER’S
ALL ABOUT. YOU BETTER PUT
YOUR HOOD ON, CLAYTON, MIGHT WANNA HIDE
YOUR IDENTITY. IT’D BE SAFER,
IN CASE SOME RADICAL AIN’T SYMPATHETIC TO THE CAUSE
AND WANTS TO SHOOT YOU. THAT’S GOOD THINKING,
ALL RIGHT. I’M GONNA
PUT MY HOOD ON. HERE, LET ME GET THAT. ( man )
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
THE MAN WHO MADE US
PROUD TO BE WHITE, NONE OTHER THAN,
CLAYTON BIGSBY ! LET’S HEAR IT ! ( cheers & applause ) WHITE POWER ! EVERYBODY, I HAVE
A LOT OF THINGS TO DISCUSS, MAINLY NIGRAS. AMERICA’S AT WAR
WITH AL QAEDA, BUT WE’RE STILL LOSING THE WAR
AGAINST AL SHARPTON ! ( host )
THE ASIAN COMMUNITY
WAS A TARGET AS WELL. LET’S TALK ABOUT
CHINESE PEOPLE, WITH THEIR KUNG FU AND ALL THAT SILLY
“CHING CHANG CHONG” TALK. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOU,
GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY. WHITE POWER. MR. BIGSBY WAS ALSO CRITICAL
OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. DON’T LET THE LIBERAL MEDIA
TELL YOU HOW TO THINK AND FEEL. IF YOU HAVE HATE IN YOUR HEART,
LET IT OUT. IF YOU DON’T LIKE
WILL & GRACE,
THAT DON’T MEAN THERE’S
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. IT MEANS THERE’S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH WILL ! HE’S A HOMOSEXUAL. POLITICIANS
WEREN’T SPARED EITHER. WHITE POWER ! COLIN POWELL… “CUNNILINGUS” RICE. “CUNNILINGUS” RICE
SOUNDS LIKE A MEXICAN DISH, MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT HER ON
A PLATE AND SEND HER TO MEXICO SO THE MEXICANS WILL EAT HER–
WHITE POWER. WHITE POWER ! JUST OPEN UP YOUR HEART
AND LET THAT HATE OUT ! ( cheers & applause ) SHOW US YOUR FACE,
WE WANNA SEE YOUR FACE ! WHO SAID THAT,
YOU WANNA SEE MY FACE ? CLAYTON,
GO ON, BROTHER. DO YOU WANNA
SEE MY FACE ? DON’T BE AFRAID, JASPER. ( hollering ) WE TALKED ABOUT THIS– DON’T BE AFRAID,
SHINE YOUR LIGHT ! THERE IS COOKIE AND PUNCH
FOR US TO ENJOY, AND WE CAN MEET,
TALK ABOUT WHITE BROTHERHOOD. THANK Y’ALL FOR COMING,
WHITE POWER ! MR. BIGSBY WAS NOT HARMED
THAT NIGHT, BUT IRREPARABLE DAMAGE HAS
BEEN DONE TO HIS REPUTATION AND, IN MANY WAYS,
TO THE WHITE-POWER MOVEMENT. WE’RE TOLD THAT
IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS, HE HAS ACCEPTED THE FACT
THAT HE IS A BLACK MAN. AND THREE DAYS AGO, HE FILED FOR DIVORCE
FROM HIS WIFE. WHEN WE ASKED, “WHY,
AFTER 19 YEARS OF MARRIAGE ?” HE RESPONDED: “BECAUSE SHE’S
A NIGGER LOVER.” I’M KENT WALLACE,
GOOD NIGHT. ( man )
FUNDING FOR “FRONTLINE”
PROVIDED BY THE “TRENT LOTT FOUNDATION”
FOR PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING. LOVING BLACK PEOPLE,
ONE AT A TIME.

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  1. Thats one way to make a word meaningless, and not as scary. Say it over, and over, and over. Likes its just some dumb word.

  2. Little strange that Comedy Central posted this only one day before Donnell and Joe mentioned it on Joe Rogan podcast and the same day the Donald Trump Jr. mentioned it in multiple interviews.

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  4. More lord this was and still is HILARIOUS….Dave Chappelle will be remembered as 1 of the Best and funniest comedians in History of Comedy

  5. I am going to be on the level here… I have seen this skit hundred of times and I never got that his wife was blind too. That makes the divorce less funny.

  6. " if you don't like Will And Grace that doesn't mean there's something wrong with you… That means there's something wrong wit Will…..

    He's a homosexual….

  7. IF YOU LIKE WILL AND GRACE DONT MEAN THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG RIGHT YOU, THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WILL!! he’s a homosexual

  8. could Dave get away with doing this type of skit in today time or are we too sensitive to all the shit we have had to deal with since this show aired. Dave is a genius! don't get me wrong i miss the show and respect everything he put up like for this skit but man he did a amazing job and i did not know this was his pilot episode for the Chappelle Show

  9. This is as good as comedy is gonna get and probably how a certain person got his idea on how to steal the Republican Party.

  10. Type the N word straight up in the comments, then go to a different video, then come back to this one. YouTube automatically deletes your comment.

  11. I loved the days when this was on TV. I wish some people had the ability to grow up and not get so butthurt, like the "it's ma'am" guy.

  12. “America is at War With Al Queda”

    “BUT WE’RE STILL LOSING THE WAR AGAINST AL SHARPTON!!!” – Clayton Bigsby 2003

  13. This skit is still funny till this day but it's some that might say it ain't, but at the same time it's comedy at its finest this skit is too too funny Epic! when the mask came off Lmao! "I diiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddd'' in Young Thug's Back Ground vocals on his song #Phoenix that part talk about showing your ''True Color'' Dave is one of the Funniest Comedians of our time

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