Comedy Court – What Jho Low Should Have Done

Comedy Court – What Jho Low Should Have Done


(upbeat music) – [Announcer] Happy
Endings with Comedy Court. – Jho Low is the most brilliant
man in the world, you know? – What brilliant? – Look at him lah. The biggest scandal in
the world, you know? Is who, Jho Low? He can figure, put the money here, put the money there, put the money there. You know how smart he is,
you know, to do it ah? Only problem about him. That fella ah, I will
tell you a story lah. I will tell you lah. Now I stand up ah. – Standing already ah.
– Standing standing. (audience laughs) – Damn shiok. – You see ah, he Penang boy lah. Father all ah, very rich, Tan
Sri and all that All old money. This fella young boy, 27
years old, he start business. Very bright fella lah, very clever ah, but he don’t know how to be quiet. – Ah. – Old school people ah. They hide their money. You to Penang, Toyota, You know still driving Toyota, ya know? Hundred fifty million
dollars in four accounts they got all over the world, but Toyota. Eat Kuey Teow, you know? No body guard, nothing. That’s an old school style. This fella young, went to Los Angeles, party down there in New York,
got money bam boom, bam boom. And I was thinking to myself lah, if you wanna go out with a girl ah, go out like with one girl that is Miss Hilton of PJ or KL lah. (audience laughs) Why you go out with Paris Hilton ah? You’re stupid! The whole world is looking at you. – Waste many money, waste money la. – That’s stupid, because in America, only there’s one Chinaman
all Americans know is Jackie Chan! (audience laughs) After that they see this
fat fu- this fellow, He must go to Taiwan! All the Chinamen look like him, what. Hide there, lah! He don’t know now, he is young lah, maybe he will learn slowly, he will learn. But he’s a champion fella Bugger, he can buy the art you know The Van Don. The Van Gong ah. Van what? – Van Gogh.
– Van Gogh. He can buy you know. – Van Gogh and the Pista…
– Hey! The Queen of England only
can buy the Van Gogh. – He not only buy Van Gogh,
he also buy the Pistachio. (audience laughs) – Ah? Pistachio? – So sorry sorry! Picasso Picasso Picasso! – Picasso!
– Yeah. – He buy everything, don’t he? He got a beautiful the… the yacht! Even Mahathir’s balls shake
when he went inside there! Mat Sabu nearly dive and died you know, of the quality of the yacht. The yacht! The fantastic yacht, lah! – What’s the name of the yacht? – The name, ah? – Remember or not? – E con, um. E…cona… E… E– – Equanimity. – Ah? – Equanimity! – E nonamon ah mini? Yeah I know the name, ah! – Slowly, slowly, lah. E-qua-ni-mi-ty. – E con, con me. – Equanimity! – Puki lah, this one stupid! The China man from Penang put such a big name,
put a simple name, lah! – No. – What is the name? – Equanimity means– – What does it mean? – Is a total calmness. Absolute calmness. A state of mind. Like the guru, like the this one. Equanimity, the water
when you take in the boat the water also stop. The whale also stop. Everybody stop. Equanimity, total calmness. The bugger can think, but I don’t know what the bugger thinking because the bugger cannot
even bang the mat salleh girl. (audience laughs) Equanimity, lah, calmness. The bugger too calm already, lah! – I know, lah. – The plane he should take
his plane lah, Bombardier! Bomb the girl lah, bomb bomb
bomb bomb. Aiya, stupid. – Econaminity, ah? – Equanimity. – It’s causing me so much of stress. It’s a stupid name. Call it stupidity-ah! – [Announcer] Comedy Court, this October. Visit: www.comedycourt.my
for bookings and details. Ciao!

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  1. Amazing how a simple ordinary conversations of us Malaysians when presented in a performance by true comedic talents can bring us all closer together. These two legends deserves to be on their own special on Netflix or Hulu or Amazon. Thank you guys for being our society's reflection so that we can laugh at ourselves through your skits..

  2. the indians hv an inborn talent in.comedy….just like d mamak borias, the late zainal alam, m. zain of the funny movie labu labi….they hv a natural flair of cracking jokes and comedy

  3. best juga standup comedy nie…..sempoi la juga….saya malay living in UK also know as malay liberal .we need more open minded and freedom speech for people but with term and regulation same as singapore ,america and etc .

  4. Seriously, this two uncle very funny, i pernah kerja belakang tabir when there do live comedy.. Support our local comedian

  5. Love your material. Always brings our the hyena in all of us .. lol. Have not gone to a live show, must do one this year. Keep it up gentlemen.

  6. bro…jho low bukan smart cuma org lain x nak buat mcm dia buat….x nak jd sebodoh itu ….klo org lain buat mungkin lebih smart dr dia..

  7. how i personally admire Bill Gates and late Steve Jobs..both started as student and they both INNOVATE what we all known now as IT.And credit also to their supporting high tech buddies.All of them have a dream n they make not only their dream comes true but the whole world.
    They work hard and its an honest living even pirates stole their intellect property.They deserved their wealth but still kept humble and low profile..

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  10. ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๓พ“ฆ๓พ“ฆ๓พ“ฆ๓พ“ฆ๓พ“ฆ๓พ“ฆ๓พ“ฆ๓พ“ฆ๓พ“ฆ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿš๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿž๐Ÿž๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿข๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ“๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿž๐Ÿž๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“ท๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ฑ

  11. Najib Razak and gang will not survive prison. They were born as very rich spoiled brats served with silver spoons and golden platters.
    Najib Razak especially despite his Quinoa, is not as tough as he looks. Unlike DSAI, Mat Sabu, LGE, Rafizi Ramli or even Mazlan Aliman.

  12. Btul la apa dia ckp..low profile old gen rich people,have multiple accounts but still drive toyota and eat like normal people

  13. THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN IF THE LGBTQ GET ITS WAY
    HERE !

    https://bestnewsgh.com/meet-the-prime-minister-of-luxembourg-xavier-bettel-and-his-wife-gauthier-destenay/

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