Dating Show – SNL

Dating Show – SNL


>>YOU’RE WATCHING MTV.
IT’S 6:00 IT’S TEEN MOM. AT 7:00 IT’S TEEN WOLF.
AT 8:00 IT’S TEEN WOLF MOM. FIRST, I TIME FOR AN ALL NEW
HOOK A HUNK.>>TONIGHT THINGS ARE HEATING
UP. WE’VE GOT ONE LUCKY GIRL.
>>I’M MICHELLE. I’M 22, AND WHEN IT COMES TO
LOVE, I’M ALL ABOUT IT ABOUT IT.>>WHO GETS TO HOOK ONE OF THREE
HOT HUNKS.>>I’M DUSTIN, AND I’M TWO CATS,
AND I THINK YOU’RE PRRR-FECT.>>I’M JARED, AND I LOVE HOT
DOGS, AND IF YOU WERE MY GIRL, I WOULD RELISH YOU.
>>I’M FRANK. I’M A MAGICIAN.
IF YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE, I THINK MY PENIS COULD DO THE TRICK.
>>WHO WILL SHE CHOOSE? LET’S FIND OUT NOW ON “HOOK A
HUNK.” WITH YOUR HOST RYAN MACK.
[ APPLAUSE ]>>HEY, EVERYONE.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW. LET ME GET STARTED.
>>OH, MY GOD. YOU’RE THE HOST?
>>I’M RYAN.>>I’M MICHELLE.
I’M THE CONTESTANT.>>I KNOW BECAUSE I’M —
>>YOU’RE THE HOST. OF COURSE.
THAT WAS STUPID.>>NO.
NO. IT WAS COOL.
YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME SF.>>YEAH.
I’M SORRY. I’M NERVOUS.
>>YOU’RE GOING TO DO GREAT. JUST BE YOURSELF AND RELAX.
>>YEAH, EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. YOU RUN THIS WHOLE PLACE.
>>SHUT UP.>>YOU SHUT UP.
>>READY WHENEVER YOU ARE, RYAN.>>YEAH.
THIS HUNK IS READY TO GET HOOKED.
>>FORGET THESE BOZOS, MICHELLE. I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO HOOK ME.
>>MY GOD, YOUR ARMS ARE SO BIG.>>TOO BIG?
>>NO, NO, NO. LIKE I BET YOU COULD PICK ME UP
SO EASILY.>>YOU WANT ME TO TRY?
>>RIGHT NOW? YOU ARE SO CRAZY, RYAN.
UM, BUT — WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
>>I JUST HAVE THIS THING TO DO FOR AN HOUR.
THEN I’M FREE. YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME FOOD?
>>YEAH, SURE. WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE?
>>WELL, FOR ME MY FAVORITE FOOD IS STRAWBERRIES BECAUSE I’M
SWEET AND, YEAH, I LIKE TO JAM.>>AND I LIKE TOAST BECAUSE I
WANT TO TOAST TO YOU, MICHELLE, AND THE REST OF OUR LIVES
TOGETHER.>>BABE, IT’S OKAY.
YOU CAN TELL ME. WHAT IS IT?
>>I HAD A YOUNGER BROTHER, BUT HE DIED.
>>OH, NO. I’M SO SORRY.
>>HIS LAST WORDS WERE “FIND THE RIGHT GIRL.”
>>WE SHOULD VISIT HIS GRAVE. OH, MY GOD.
I’M SORRY. THAT WAS SO FORWARD OF ME.
>>NO, IT’S NOT. YOU’RE FAMILY NOW.
>>AND IF I WAS ON A DESERT ISLAND THE TWO THINGS I WOULD
BRING IS MY GUITAR AND YOU, MICHELLE.
>>I FEEL LIKE WE’RE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE ALIVE.
>>HEY, HOW DID YOU GET THAT SCAR?
>>I DON’T WANT TO TELL YOU. I WOULD JUST SCARE YOU AWAY.
>>LOOK AT ME. NOTHING IS SCARING ME AWAY.
>>AND FOR ME IF IF I WAS ON A DESERT ISLAND, I WOULD BRING
YOU, MICHELLE, AND ONE DOZEN ROSES.
>>THAT’S A REALLY GOOD ANSWER.>>NO, IT WASN’T.
THEY’RE NOT EVEN LISTENING. I FEEL SO STUPID.
>>HEY, YOU’RE NOT STUPID. YOU’RE SMART.
>>THANKS.>>YEAH.
I MEAN, THAT THING YOU SAID BEFORE ABOUT THE STRAWBERRIES,
THAT WAS AWESOME.>>YOU’RE JUST SAYING THAT.
>>I’M NOT.>>THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE
OF “HOOK A HUNK.” UNTIL NEXT TIME, STAY HORNY.
>>SO SHOULD I JUST GO OR — [ APPLAUSE ]

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  1. The Kyle amd Beck kiss I started to see that happening when they was starting to support each other at the end… had me like😵😱

  2. I thought John Cena did a good job. He did seem to enjoy playing the part. His character seemed engaging and funny. My hat is off to you wrestler guy, way to go.

  3. After Mikey said that he was a magician he should’ve said that “if it was cold I could make my penis disappear”

  4. Hehehe, I swear michelle and ryan are ur typical main characters in a cliche, erotic, romantic story. 🤣🤣🤣
    Read the book facade by nyrae dawn or other similar stories of the same category, and you'll know exactly what im talking about… 😵😎🤠
    "She made me a better man… She mended my heart and soul… She's what i live for…" Lol, the lines of a hopeless lovestruck dude in a story 👀😹🙊Those stories are very sappy yet cute, and 99% of the time make me cry! 🤣

  5. This is so stupid! SNL went down hill omg! Like I really can’t believe it.

    They really made a game show skit with no host. Goddamit.

  6. Here I am at 3 am bored watching this. Kinda funny. But Jesus at the end….I couldn’t help but softly screech out of happiness and laugh as well. I ended up waking my entire family

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