Donald Trump – America’s African President: The Daily Show

Donald Trump – America’s African President: The Daily Show


IN THE TIME THAT I’VE BEEN HERE,
I’VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE AND I’VE
NOTICED A FEW PIECES OF CONVENTIONAL WISDOM HAVE FORMED
AROUND THE CANDIDATES. NONE MORE THAN WITH DONALD
TRUMP.>>SIX IN 10 AMERICANS BELIEVE
TRUMP IS UNQUALIFIED TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT.>>HE’S NOT QUALIFIED TO BE
PRESIDENT.>>UNFIT TO BE PRESIDENT.>>UNFIT TO BE COMMANDER IN
CHIEF.>>THE “DES MOINES REGISTER”
WRITING TRUMP IS, “NOT ONLY UNFIT TO HOLD OFFICE BUT UNFIT
TO STAND ON THE SAME STAGE AS HIS REPUBLICAN OPPONENTS.”>>Trevor: HE’S UNFIT FOR THAT
STAGE? NO, THAT STAGE IS UNFIT FOR
TRUMP. THERE’S NO MARBLE, NO GOLD. WHERE ARE THE WOMEN IN BIKINIS? AND HOW WOULD HE EVEN GET THERE? THERE’S NO ESCALATOR. COME ON, PEOPLE. SO THE COMPLAINTS ABOUT TRUMP IS
THAT HE’S UNPRESIDENTIAL, AND IT STEMS FROM CERTAIN STATEMENTS
THAT HE’S MADE.>>WHEN MEXICO SENDS ITS PEOPLE,
THEY’RE BRINGING DRUGS. THEY’RE BRINGING CRIME, THEIR
RAPISTS, AND SOME, I ASSUME, ARE GOOD PEOPLE.>>Trevor: AND YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY SAY– WHEN YOU ASSUME YOU’RE THE BEST AT ASSUMING. TRUMP. ( LAUGHTER ) I KNOW THESE COMMENT ABOUT
IMMIGRANTS WERE UPSETTING TO SOME PEOPLE, BUT FOR ME AS
AN AFRICAN, THERE’S JUST SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT TRUMP
THAT MAKES ME FEEL AT HOME.>>THE INFLUX OF ILLEGAL
MIGRANTS, CRIME, UNFAIR BUSINESS PRACTICES, DRUGS.>>IT IS ALSO NOT TRUE THAT ALL
FOREIGN NATIONALS ARE INVOLVED IN CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES. THERE ARE SOME WHO ARE, BUT NOT
ALL OF THEM.>>Trevor: I LOVE HOW WE ALL
WAIT, HE’S NOT SO– AHH. THAT IS SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT
JACOB ZUMA SOUNDING A LOT LIKE DONALD TRUMP. YOU SEE, THAT SIR, LIKE
XENOPHOBIA WITH A I DASH OF DIPLOMACY, WHICH IS ALSO THE
TITLE OF PAULA DEEN’S NEW BOOK. ( APPLAUSE ) SO I DON’T SEE WHAT’S
UNPRESIDENTIAL ABOUT DONALD TRUMP. I MEAN, HERE’S ANOTHER THING HE
UNNECESSARILY TOOK HEAT FOR.>>AUTISM HAS BECOME AN
EPIDEMIC. THE BEAUTIFUL CHILD WENT TO HAVE
THE VACCINE, AND CAME BACK AND A WEEK LATER GOT A TREMENDOUS
FEVER, GOT VERY, VERY SICK, NOW IS AUTISTIC.>>Trevor: NOW, WAS THAT
FACTUAL? NO. ( LAUGHTER ) BUT WAS IT PRESIDENTIAL? DEPENDS WHERE YOU COME FROM.>>GAMBIAN PRESIDENT YAHYA
JAMMEH SAYS HE CAN CURE AIDS WITH HERBS AND BANANAS. HE ADMITS THERE’LL ALWAYS BE
SOME SKEPTICS, BUT HE SAYS QUOTE, MINE IS NOT AN ARGUMENT,
MIND IS PROOF. IT’S A DECLARATION. I CAN CURE AIDS, AND I WILL.>>Trevor: THAT IS RIGHT
RIGHT. THE PRESIDENT OF GAMBIA SAYS HE
CAN CURE AIDS WITH BANANAS, AND I CAN ALSO CURE CANCER, USING
AIDS! IF ONLY I HADN’T CURED ALL THAT
AIDS. AAHHH! CRAZY THINGS. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY IS DONALD
TRUMP IS PRESIDENTIAL. HE JUST HAPPENS TO BE RUNNING ON
THE WRONG CONTINENT. IN FACT, ONCE YOU REALIZE THAT
TRUMP IS BASICALLY THE PERFECT AFRICAN PRESIDENT, YOU START TO
NOTICE THE SIMILARITIES EVERYWHERE. LIKE THE LEVEL OF SELF-REGARD.>>I SAY NOT IN A BRAGGADOCIOUS
WAY, I’VE MADE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. I MADE A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT
OF MONEY. I’M REALLY RICH. I HAVE A GREAT TEMPERAMENT. THEY LOVE ME ANYWAY, I DON’T
HAVE TO DO THIS. I’VE DONE AN AMAZING JOB. I WAS BORN WITH A CERTAIN
INTELLECT. GOD HELPED ME BY GIVING ME A
CERTAIN BRAIN.>>Trevor: I BET THAT’S THE
ONE TIME GOD IS LIKE, “I TONIGHT NEED THE PRAISE, IT’S COOL. THAT’S YOU, THAT’S YOU. I’M
COOL. IS THAT EXTRAORDINARY LEVEL OF
BRAGGING PRESIDENTIAL? LET’S ASK A MAN WHO ACTUALLY WAS
PRESIDENT. IDI AMIN, FORMER PRESIDENT AND
BEST PRESIDENT OF UGANDA.>>PEOPLE LOVE ME VERY MUCH. I AM VERY POPULAR. I AM VERY POWERFUL. I AM THE LONE WHO HAS GOT THE
MONEY. I HAVE GOT A VERY GOOD BRAIN.>>Trevor: I HAVE A VERY GOOD
BRAIN, AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE EVERY TIME I ASK PEOPLE IF I
HAVE A GOOD BRAIN, THEY SAY, OF COURSE, MR. PRESIDENT. NOW PLEASE LET ME FAMILY GO,
YOU’VE ALREADY KILLED MY SISTER. I THINK YOU PROVED YOUR POINT. JUST TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNEW
HOW SUCCESSFUL HE WAS, IDI AMIN INSISTED ON ALWAYS BEING TO BE
REFERRED TO BY HIS FULL TITLE — AND THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE. HIS EXCELLENCY PRESIDENT FOR
LIFE, FIELD MARSHALL, DR. IDI AMIN DADA, V.C, D.S.O., M.C.,
LORD OF ALL THE BEASTS OF THE EARTH AND FISHES OF THE SEA AND
CONQUEROR OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE IN AFRICA IN GENERAL AND UGANDA
IN PARTICULAR. LUCKILY IDI AMIN DIDN’T OWN ANY
CASINOS. IN FACT, TRUMP IS SO AFRICAN
PRESIDENTIAL, HE’S ALREADY AT THE LEVEL OF ZIMBABWE’S
PRESIDENT, ROBERT MUGABE, WHOSE BRUTALITY AND OPPRESSIVE TACTICS
HAVE KEPT HIM IN POWER FOR 35 YEARS.>>MY PEOPLE HAVE GREAT PRAISE
FOR ME.>>PEOPLE LOVE ME, EVERYBODY
LOVES ME.>>THE LITTLE MAN.>>HE’S VERY LOW ENERGY.>>LAND IS OURS, IT’S NOT
EUROPEAN. IT’S OUR LAND. AND WE HAVE TAKEN IT.>>WE’LL TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK.>>WE WILL WIN. WE WIN ALL THE
TIME.>>WE WILL HAVE SO MUCH WINNING,
IF I GET ELECTED, THAT YOU MAY GET BORED WITH WINNING. ( APPLAUSE )>>Trevor: I FEEL LIKE I’M
WINNING RIGHT NOW! IT’S REALLY GREAT TO KNOW IF
ANYTHING EVER HAPPENS TO TRUMP WE HAVE A BACKUP COPY IN AFRICA. I LIKE THAT. ACTUALLY, NOW THEY THINK ABOUT
IT, TRUMP REMINDS ME OF ONE AFRICAN LEADER IN PARTICULAR. WEIRD HAIR? CHECK. LAVISH LIFESTYLE? CHECK. FRINGE, DISCREDITED VIEWS ABOUT
PRESIDENT OBAMA’S ORIGINS?>>( translated ): AND ALONG
CAME A BLACK CITIZEN OF KENYAN AFRICAN ORIGIN, A MUSLIM. HIS NAME IS OBAMA.>>Trevor: CHECK. OH, AND THERE’S ONE MORE THING.>>GADDAFI PUT UP A TENT IN THE
TOWN OF BEDFORD ABOUT 40 MILES OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK CITY, THE
PROPERTY IN WESTCHESTER COUNTY, WHERE THEY’RE SETTING UP THAT
TENT IS OWNED BY NONE OTHER THAN DONALD TRUMP.>>Trevpr: THAT’S RIGHT. WHEN MUAMMAR GADHAFI CAME TO
AMERICA, HE COULD HAVE STAYED ANYWHERE, BUT ONLY PLACE HE FELT
TRULY AT HOME WAS IN DONALD TRUMP’S YARD. NOW JUST, BY THE WAY, OUR
LAWYERS TOLD US WE HAVE TO MENTION THAT TRUMP TOLD GADHAFI
TO TAKE THE TENT DOWN, AND YOU SEE, YOU TO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU
SAY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP IN PUBLIC. NOT UNLIKE AN AFRICAN PRESIDENT. I UNDERSTAND THAT TRUMP IS A
LITTLE SCARY. AND A LITTLE EXOTIC FOR SOME. A LITTLE OUT OF AMERICA’S
COMFORT ZONE. BUT THIS GREAT COUNTRY IS
CAPABLE OF BOLD LEAPS. IT TOOK ONE IN 2008 WHEN IT
ELECTED ITS FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT AND NOW IN 2016, I SAY
IT IS TIME TO BE BOLD ONCE MORE AND ELECT AMERICA’S FIRST
AFRICAN PRESIDENT. AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, WHEN A
TRUE AFRICAN FINALLY ENTERS THE OVAL OFFICE THE PEOPLE OF AFRICA
WILL ERUPT INTO SONGING OF PRAISE.(SPEAKING IN XHOSA)…MEXICAN
RAPISTS.

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  1. I well remember this segment when it showed and thought it was among the most clever things that Noah ever said. Just right now, it doesn't seem as funny as it once did…prophecies never are

  2. Ted Cruz said the Trump camps have the best food in the world he likes to stop in every time he drives by. but he can't stay long because he has to get back home to watch his barbecue so the UFOs don't rob it, he's hoping if they kidnapped him, they probed him and don't give him bone spurs. He doesn't want to copy Trump. He can't wait Ted Cruz supports Trump camps. Racism

  3. I hope Trump ends up like Kaddafí and pissed off revolutionary units will hang him on a fucking streetlight

  4. Name one specific illegal act in which Trump has suppressed dissent. He's never told his critics to shut up like Obama did.

  5. Trevor pls make "presidential election 2020" prediction a democrats will win & beat corrupt liar insecure trump. Also trump goes to jail.❌❌❌

  6. An idiot comedian. Africans are suffering from meniac dictators while America's economy is skyhigh under trump yet u foolishly make such a biased leftwing hate-triggered comparison. Go fuck yourself

  7. Trump is African presidential, the worst insult to our people Noah! Trump is the equivalent of the same on any continent…

  8. Autism is not a epidemic people with no autism are (I’m autistic there is no relation to vaccines I should know I hate them) Autistic brothers and sisters and what ever is in between We must bring them our knowledge and kill the non believers and the ones who refuse our gifts

  9. This was made years ago and it is just as relevant today as it was then,!,! Trump is destroying our country and the GOP could care less.

  10. Surely you can afford honest non-bias researchers Trevor, you are supposed to be some body RIGHT ? Some body that can't afford what it takes to survive and will ride HIS wagon all the way into oblivion because he had no brakes, no steering, and most of all, no sense. Crash test dummy for someone else's pleasure and dime.

  11. To all americans.
    Just a question.

    Are the Republicans
    conducting debates for their Presidential representative? Or is it already automatic because they have the current President?

  12. Yep if he had his way you would work for him barefooted on a 20ftleash digging gold w a tablespoon.he would line black women up and rape em to keep his bloodline of slaves going.

  13. all you americans in the comments talkng shit about trump ,please stfu.You voted for him! nobody else chooses the POTUS,you do.how the hell there isnt literally a single person in these comments saying "trump is good" and yet he won the election.yall americans dont make sense,only thing you make is donuts.Which are immediatlly eaten by,and yes you guessed it correctly,AMERICANS!

  14. Americans' criminals politicians must put their presidents and politicians in prisons!! Also, must pull their troops from all over the world!! So the world will live peacefully without this Americans' MAFIA!!

  15. Four years later and this is still utter brilliance. How did Trevor nail the essence of Twitler so perfectly? He's seen it before!

  16. The similarities are frightening. Fortunately we have a Legislative Branch who aren't all Executive brown-nosers and enough common sense remaining in the Pentagon to keep this from getting entirely out of hand, but still…
    Trumpsters, why in the f**k didn't you see this one coming in 2015?
    And Dems, why in the f**k did you nominate such a loathed candidate for your side?

  17. Reagan invi ted Mobutu and Pinochet to the White House. Pinochet probably to discuss strategies for killing innocent Latin American families with proxy Death SQuads. Trump and Idi Amin …that nails the model Trump emulates. A Warlord in an expensive suit. CREEP

  18. Trevor did you show the match , USA loss 3-0 with Mexico, but i think trump had an oppinion to fix the result, BUILD THE WALL.

  19. This is harmless, the Egyptian army once claimed they had built a machine that could cure Aids, cancer, Hepatitis C and many other illnesses. When Bassem Youssef made fun of it, he was yelled at by his own mother. Even his own team had doubts at first, they said: The army wouldn't say that if it weren't true. There was a deadline the army set by which all people would be cured. Of course it arrived and went and nothing happened. And people just let it go, that's what's most unbelievable about it. They were so freaking infatuated with Sisi that they just let it go.

  20. I know that the story of history is often two steps forward one step back. I just wonder why I have to be living in the one step back time.

  21. I'm Ugandan😂😂😂😂😂 but Trump should revise how Iddi Amin Dada died and came out of power.😂😂😂😂😂 he may get a second thought

  22. Hey shit head Trevor, how the hell do you know what an African dictator is like? You're too damn busy enjoying our American dollars on a work Visa instead of helping out your own people. YOUR AN IDIOT MORON HYPOCRITE TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!

  23. Such vivid imagination and wit are very entertaining, but such a waste?. Kiddie cartoons are much more involved, global and overwhelming financially rewarding, today?

  24. Jon Stewart was around 5'4" when he was alive. I almost forgot about this short little comic. He only has a job because he is not white. We all know this. Being very short is funny in itself. ——giggles

  25. How did you guys do to find thoses similar speches between Trump and african dictators, must be a tough job, not easy. congratulations to you Trevor

  26. Not this one because it seems like the one we all thought was worse president ever in the Africa is better than Trump

  27. The only thing that is standing against TRUTH, LOYALTY ,HONOR , AND LOVE OF COUNTRY IS THE SPINELESS , lack of INTESTINAL FORTITUDE of the REPUBLICAN SENATE ! time for you to go 2020 and every election cycle till you are all gone !

  28. Almost 4 years later.. it's so pathetic to watch that clip of 💩 for 🧠 Lindsey Graham telling us that Trump is "NOT FIT TO BE PRESIDENT"… and then .. AFTER TRUMP has PROVEN Graham totally correct.. Graham changes his mind and says Oh WAIT… Trump IS FIT. Fit for WHAT Lindsey??? .. to eat with pigs?

    I just feel so sorry for Lindsey's mom. What a burden to realize you've given birth to a piece of 💩.. who REFUSES to be potty trained.
    God help us all.

  29. This idiot trying to be a idiot🤣, typical D'rat type, they dump what they have for brains every time they go to the bathroom.

  30. Lindsey Graham said in 2015: "trump is a con man! If we elect trump he will ruin us… and we will deserve it!"
    Plus all the stuff included here. 2019, Bootlick Lindsay is just waiting for the time to be right TO FLIP ON TRUMP.
    He still HATES trump!

  31. Well if Trevor had known that his word were premonitory…the first “African” as he said, really got elected but just like on the African continent it was and is a disaster for the country and many others as collateral damage !

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