“Don’t Hate On The Vuvuzela” – TREVOR NOAH – (Nation Wild Comedy)

“Don’t Hate On The Vuvuzela” – TREVOR NOAH – (Nation Wild Comedy)


I don’t complain anymore, I genuinely don’t. Because I have learned, you
complain everywhere in the world. Like when you travel you realize how many
people complain everywhere in the world. South Africa seems like we are crashing until you go to
other places. And they seem like they are crashing. I went to the UK. You think the UK is having a fantastic time. South African’s are like, “Ah that’s my
dream, if I can just go to the UK.” “Ah, the UK, Ah.” “Wonderful place, Ah.” “I just need to go there. The motherland, ah.” “Just to touch the ground of my home, ah.” It’s not that great. People in the UK are suffering,
they are having their own poverty.” Old people are dying because they can’t
put on their heaters during the winter. This is what’s happening in the UK, the Great Britain. People are suffering all over the world.
In America they complain. There’s racism at the highest level. Segregation. Black people being shot by the police.
People are complaining everywhere. We have our problems, at least I understand them. At least I understand, I don’t complain. I’m not saying people shouldn’t
complain, people will complain. Like white people will always
complain, we know this. No, this is because white people are good at complaining.
You have it in your blood. You see it from white people like when they are born. Like white babies don’t cry the same. Other babies are crying like,
*baby crying softly* White babies are like,
“Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?” White people have it in their blood. It’s part of who white people are, and it’s just a thing. It’s not a bad thing, it’s just a thing. White people are so good at complaining they
have different techniques of complaining. It’s not just one style of complaining. Some of them will complain on Facebook. Some of them will complain on 702. My favorite type of complaining white
people do is the silent complaining. That is my favorite, the silent breathing complaining.
That’s the best one ever. Yeah, where they just breathe out really hard. *breathing out noisily* I love that, you just see
them everywhere doing it. *breathing out noisily* The best is it almost multiplies by more than
what it is when two of them see each other. Like it become a powerful thing. *breathing out noisily* *breathing out noisily* *breathing out noisily* *breathing out noisily* I don’t even understand that. Why
do you breath out your anger? *breathing out noisily* That’s why Cape Town is so windy. It’s just so many white people, at the same time. Complaining *Sound of wind* That’s all it is. But I have learned, people complain overseas.
I understand, everyone complains. You know what I hate though? It’s when
someone complains about my country. I hate that more than anything in the word. Yeah. Cause you know what? There may be problems but it’s my country. As my mom always said, “This is my
_____, I will serve it myself.” That’s how I work, cause I was in the UK. And this guy, we had a conversation.
It started nicely. And then took a left turn. In the
middle of the conversation he goes, “Yea, that’s really interesting” “but you know what your problem is Trevor? You
know what your problem is in South Africa? “you know what your problem is?” I said, “No, but you will tell me won’t you.” He says, “Yea, I’ll tell you Trevor.
I’ll tell you what your problem is.” In South Africa you’ve got too much crime, that’s the problem.” “too much bloody crime.” “Yea, crime and vuvuzelas. That’s your problem. Its crazy, like he didn’t even pause
when he said this. He said crime, In the same sentence. Crime, and he didn’t walk away. Like, “crime, that’s the.
Oh, you know what…” No, he went, “crime and vuvuzelas.” Like in equal measure, these are the plagues of our nation. Like every day we battle crime and mothers are
seeing their children leave the house like, “Themba! Be careful of the crime.” “And the vuvuzelas.” “Look after yourself boy.” He made it sound like every day in South Africa
people are getting shot randomly in the streets. Like, “Hey!” *gunshots* *sound of a vuvuzela* Crime and, really? And vuvuzelas? When the hell did the vuvuzela become the
most hated instrument in the world? I don’t understand how this happened, I don’t understand
how we allowed this to happen as South Africans. We just bow down to the world, they’d
be like,” the vuvuzela is horrible.” And we’d be like, “Sorry, sorry, sorry.” No I will not, I will stand up for my vuvuzela. You know why? We don’t have a vuvuzela problem.
We never had a vuvuzela problem. Because before 2010 there was no vuvuzela problem. After 2010, we haven’t had a vuvuzela problem since. During the world cup, we didn’t have a vuvuzela problem. We had a foreigners blowing vuvuzelas problem.
That’s what we had. In South Africa we should have a thing where
you have to have a license to blow a vuvuzela. You can’t just come here, not knowing
vuvuzela etiquette. Blowing it randomly. The English Fans, the Spanish Fans. Middle of the day. There they are, 9 am. *sound of a vuvuzela* “What are you doing?” “It’s so much fun!”
“It’s wrong!” *sound of a vuvuzela*
“What are you doing?” “It’s fun.
” “But it’s my Dad’s funeral!” “Yea, but still. It lightens
the mood, doesn’t it?” *sound of a vuvuzela* “We’ll miss him.” “What the hell are you doing?” These guys blew vuvuzelas and then the world was like, “Ah, South African vuvuzelas are bad.” No, South African vuvuzelas in the wrong hands. That wat it was, that’s what it is. Vuvuzelas don’t make noise, people with vuvuzelas make noise. It’s the wrong people, you know
who should be blowing vuvuzelas? Qualified, skilled practitioners. Chiefs and Pirates supporters, that’s
who should be blowing vuvuzelas. Because there is never a problem with them. You watch them at those games, you watch them. There’s always one guy in the corner, one guy. A mysterious man. You don’t know where he’s from, nor where his going. He just pitches up in the stadium by himself. And there he is With his vuvuzela. He’s got those little mining hats that they’ve designed. His uniform is like the Pirates logo. But it’s painted on his stomach, he doesn’t wear a shirt. And you know those stomachs? Those stomachs
that are hard but it doesn’t look fat? It looks like it’s full of confidence. And those guys stand there and they blow their vuvuzelas. In the corner by themselves. It is the
sexiest thing you have ever seen. That vuvuzela will speak to you. That
guy’s just there in the corner like, *sound of a vuvuzela* *sound of a vuvuzela* *sound of a vuvuzela* It’s so sexy. You watch that guy standing there looking like a Zulu Kenny G. How are you going to hate it? That’s the
best instrument. The vuvuzela is us. That’s the sound of Africa, you know? That what I picture out on the Serengeti. On one of those National Geographic shows. David Attenborough commentating. “And as you look out.” “far into the distance.” “of the African Bushveld.” “you can vaguely make out the silhouette” “of the South African vuvuzela.” *sound of a vuvuzela* “The male vuvuzela is a stunning creature” “and it is mating season now.” “He has roamed for kilometers searching” “for the perfect mate.” *sound of a vuvuzela* *sound of a vuvuzela* “He has found her.” “The two vuvuzelas slowly begin the mating ritual.” *sound of a vuvuzela* “The female is impressed.” “She assumes the position as the male slowly mounts her,” “and they begin procreation.” *escalating sound of a vuvuzela* “The male is finished.” “He slowly moves away from the female.” *sound of a vuvuzela* “She seeks out for his approval and affection.” *sound of a vuvuzela* “He just wants to sleep.” *sound of a vuvuzela* How you gonna hate on the vuvuzela? I love that!

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  1. Thanks for watching! SUBSCRIBE & turn on notifications to see ALL the videos I upload. This clip is from my 2015 special "Nation Wild Comedy" – Enjoy!

  2. LOADPEAKS TO USE COMPUTERS FOR A STATIC RADIO ARRAY – CAN I CALL IT MELTDOWN STILL? 2003 TO 2019 – bigger watts $$$$$ Moneys. I demand recompensation and my money back.

  3. For anyone curious this is the shit that went down in the 2010 world cup imagining being a super fan, being in the pub, the volume on the TV is set to the max so you can hear the crowd roars and instead this is what you get, the sound of millions of masturbating bees . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKCIFXqhLzo

  4. What in the world is a vuvuzela???? πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… I dont know what that is but sounds funny and hilarious!!!! Great humor trevor!!!

  5. You make me laugh to tears !!! Thank you so much for giving us these great times πŸ™πŸΌπŸ˜„

  6. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

  7. This is the same thing with us Nigerians. Outsiders have no right to complain about Nigeria except Nigerians πŸ˜‚

  8. I cant breathe! I am lauging so bad, I turned red and couldn't stop lauging in the bus. @trevornoah, you are the BEST.

  9. My uncle complains about everything and I'm like "Bitch you're in your 30s grow the fuck up" he isn't even supposed to live with us (my family) he was supposed to just visit for Christmas last year
    Now he lives with us and doesn't have a job and all he does is complain
    If he is going to complain so much why don't you fucking leave
    He's a shit person
    OoF sorry I get so angry and end up complaining about him complaining all the time
    How ironic πŸ˜‚

  10. Just saw few videos accidentally but this is insane bro,one of my favorite accident that happend πŸ”₯

  11. Had a great laugh! Honestly, i clicked on this cause i thought it said β€œDont Hate on Venezuela” πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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  13. Man I missed hearing them in soccer games. People did say it is annoying when you're in the stadium but hearing it on the TV was the best thing ever especially in World cup 2010. The best world cup ever

  14. That Vuvuzela shit got so out of hand, they banned them in my home country (Germany), you're not even allowed to sell them anymore XD It's that annoying…

  15. When did the vuvuzuela become so hated?

    WHEN WE HEARD ONE.

    I mean, white people already had bagpipes. It's like South Africans said, "Hey! We figured out a way for drunk people to make an even more obnoxious sound, and they need to carry less equipment! Top THAT, ya plaid-wearing dingbats!"

  16. if you dont know the meaning of "vuvuzela" here you go

    a long horn blown by fans at soccer matches in South Africa.

  17. You are right about the breathing thing! I noticed this too. What is this ??? I feel like I need to break out the CPR paddles.

  18. White people show their intelligence in complaining. Native amercans show their intelligence in apriciating things they have and others have.

  19. After watching this, trevor is 100% my FAVOURITE stand up comedian πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  20. Hey. From now on when there's a mass shooting in the US, vuvuzelas should go off in every US city so people understand the magnitude!

  21. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ The UK struggle is real. Woman are low key Prostituting for holiday and dinners. Its crazy there is more Italians and Spanish in London than english people. The don't ask about the houseing situation to may people doing room share like sharing a room wtf.

  22. Trevor you are so talented and its not limited to your capacity to voice impressions from around the world. I love to watch all your shows on youtube. just love it.

  23. One the most innocent and sexual sketch out there, man I should not watch this in my lunch break. I almost die holding in my laughs

  24. Lol, I did the silent complain just 3 months ago when someone cut me in line at the airport, and I turned around (basically saying: can you believe this shit?!) just to see this old lady who sighed too, we shrugged, rolled our eyes at each other and then I turned around again, warmed up by this human contact in the face of adversity hahaha

  25. I am Dutch, and if you saw the 2010 World Cup Final you will understand my pain. Trevor alleviated my pain, just a little bit. Thank you Trevor!

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