Ellen Gives Thanks for ‘Average Andy’ and Superpower Babies

Ellen Gives Thanks for ‘Average Andy’ and Superpower Babies

Thanksgiving is just
around the corner. And according to
Walgreens and Starbucks, Christmas is already here. It’s ridiculous. But Thanksgiving
comes first, so I want to share some things I’m
thankful for with the help of these videos. First of all, I am thankful
for my wife Portia, and I’m very
thankful that I don’t have this guy as a husband. Sally has fallen
into some quicksand. We’re going to watch
as she tries to escape. All the cussing is
over with, I think. I can’t! I know. You just have to do it slowly. You can do it. Babe, don’t tape it! No, I have to tape it. Help your wife. Also, I’m thankful
for my job, because I wouldn’t want to have this job. I’m here at Barry Island
beach, and there’s no sign of the storm– What are the odds of that. Oh, my God. That poor fish. I’m thankful for cute videos. Look at this one. Ahh, bshh! [GIGGLES] [LAUGHTER] Ahh, bshh! [GIGGLES] Aw, adorable. And even though
kids are cute, I’m thankful I don’t have
any, because they also do stuff like this. (SINGING) Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday– Why would you do that? [LAUGHS] Happy birthd– I’m thankful for the show. I’m thankful for my guests. I’m thankful that
my guest didn’t kill Andy on last week’s show. Just in case the cannons didn’t
fire, I got buckets of it. Watch this. Woosh! Isn’t that fun? There you go, watch this. [SHOUTS] Look at this. See? He could be really– I’m so sorry. That’s OK. Are you OK? OK. It’s a little slippery. It’s really slippery. That’s OK. Are you OK? I’m good. Ellen, I’m sorry. Sorry, Andy. I’m never coming back
to this show, I know. Wait. This is my last time. Wait, look at where
his glasses are. His glasses have
completely come off. Wow. OK. Go to commercial! What? Just go to commercial. Go to commercial? Yes. OK. [LAUGHS] All right. If Andy wants us to
go to commercial, we’ll go to commercial. We’ll be back.

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  1. Heyyyyy ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏโค๏ธ๐Ÿ๐ŸEllen my cousins birthday is coming… Can u plz wish her happy birthday… ๐ŸMy fam is huge huge hugeeeee fan of u nd ur team… We love u โค๏ธโค๏ธ.. My sisters name is Nivedita…… It would make her day… Her birthday is on 17 Dec… Thanksโค๏ธ

  2. Surgeon during an operation

    Surgeon: itโ€™s OK donโ€™t be scared youโ€™ve done this before

    Patient: iโ€™m not

    Sergeon: I know Iโ€™m talking to myself

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  4. Who else is a true fan Of Ellen?

    ๐Ÿ‘‡๐ŸผIโ€™m gifting my next 11 Active Subs!๐ŸŽ
    With Notis!๐Ÿฅฐ

  5. Who else is a true fan Of Ellen?

    ๐Ÿ‘‡๐ŸผIโ€™m gifting my next 11 Active Subs!๐ŸŽ
    With Notis!๐Ÿฅฐ

  6. I heard that fish say "SHUT UP" right before he slap the taste outta her mouth ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  7. Ellen's lives a charmed life because she shares her heart ๐Ÿ’– and love ๐Ÿ’• and you know it's real when you have beautiful Karma like that

  8. You are the best
    This is one of the best video i have ever seen

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  10. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  11. Sell Andyโ€™s paint pants in the Ellen Store! Not those ones exactly but replicas, ya know? I like them! ๐Ÿ’•

  12. ๐™ท๐šŽ๐šข ๐šŽ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—! ๐™ด๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š›๐šข๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ ๐š ๐š‘๐š˜ ๐š’๐šœ ๐š ๐šŠ๐š๐šŒ๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š•๐š˜๐šŸ๐šŽ๐šœ ๐šž!!

  13. I think Andy is so good and kind and his videos are the best I laugh all the time when they post something that he has doneโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

  14. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚at 1:35 I would have flipped the cake to if someone turned off the candle.

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