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& mining projects. Check out Consolidated Group’s website in the description. Hello and welcome. I’m your counselor
Shannon. How are we all feeling? Now come on, you can do much better than that.
Today’s the first day of the rest of your happy drug-free and alcohol-free
lives, how are we all feeling? Bit shit. Yeah, I need a shit too. Well, over the next 4 days I’m going to try- No, I will show you the real joy of life. Not from drugs, not from alcohol, no, but from a place of love. See this? My ten-year medallion, a full decade with no drugs or alcohol, and I’ve never felt so good, and
you can do it too. Think of me as a friend, in a vault of trust, chime in anytime. What’s the fastest way to get weed out of your system?
Good question! Well, exercise, water, vitamins, good diet are the obvious but that’s not really my area of expertise. I’d rather we focus on… Which vitamins? So this time… Wes can go first. Wes, what’s something that makes you happy, that has nothing to do with drugs and alcohol? Something you find you can really want
Wes, and really break it down and think about what it is that makes you so
happy to drive that want. It’s a bit embarrassing to say… Vault of trust Wes. Well, I’m so happy to be married to my soulmate. I really want to be with my missus. She has, she has a soft little touch when she holds my shoulder in her sleep, but then she’ll wake and bite me on the back of the neck. She likes to sit facing me, and just ever so slightly tickle my nose… with her bare, hard nipples, the way she cups my… Okay thanks Wes!
Tommy? What do you really want? I want… to also
root this guy’s missus. Come on, anything. I’ll start then. I would
say a con is cost, and a pro is temporary confidence. And it makes you talk to
people. Right, social. And a better dancer. okay Better at picking up.
Yeah last longer too. Well that depends on… Funnier! Makes you funnier.
Ah so true. And what about the cons? Lose your job?
Good! More creative.
Well that’s a pro. Yeah pro. Had nothing for a bong once so I ended up hollowing out a banana. It was a goddamn work of art. Gives you better stories. Okay Wes, you got a con? Stress relief? Hey Cuz, I’m all done. Just finished up
the counseling, fly back tomorrow night. See ya Tommy!
Yeah see ya Wes, you dirty dog. Yeah, catch ya tonight.
Yeah, we all passed your piss tests at the doctor’s this morning so we’re doing a bit of a graduation bash tonight to celebrate. That dude can get the cheapest pills, aye.
Gonna go off, bunch of loose c*nts. Hey bro, what’s the deal when there’s smoke coming out of the silencer on the vac truck? No, we’re just doing trenches for the sparkies, Dan’s bringing the diesel mechanic but has that ever happened- Jesus Mary and Joseph! Fuckin’ Sparkies.
Finally!
Gold!
Wes is wearing a AvE T-shart!
Tappy Tap Tap!
Uncle Bumble Fuck T-shirt!
Now if we could only get the real AvE to guest star, if a guy asked I bet he would. Spot on boys cheers from Kansas.
AvE? I can't believe you'd have that fowl mouth cunt on your show! Feckin' ay!
Ah yea the boyz are back ……..
Next they need a hand tool rescue shirt as well.
Lets vote: to feature AvE in Mining Boom
Lets vote: to feature AvE in Mining Boom
I really hope that AVE is the diesel mechanic coming to fix the vac truck…….
Tappy tap tap!
Nice merch
Ah, I see Wes is a man of culture as well.
Awesome job boys that was hilarious
AvE reference for the win
What's this song?
Tappy tap tap. I have the same t shirt
May this series continue until I hit the grave ya mad knts!
is that prick wearing an AvE shirt?
This episode was lit!
ooh that reminds me…
Do a bit of research for blockers available retail. If 'not detected' was good enough for Lance Armstrong….
Fuckin sparkies
F¥<king Sparkies! Love it!
That reminds me. What happened to the older episodes. Fucking sparkies?
these are getting better and better lol well done guys keep them coming.
Glad I'm a steelfixer. We get fucked up and off tap but steer clear of the borderline gay shit.
I wanna root his missus too . Gotta love deep frieds brutal honesty . Great vid . Well done !
Gold 👏👏👍🏻👍🏻
I errrr also want to root this guy’s misses 😅👍
And here I was thinking deep fried was going to pack Shannon a bong 🤣
Tappy Tap Tap!
Tappy tap, tap 👍👍
Leave it for night shift boys.
will prudence make a cameo ?
Thank you AvE for sending us here all those Moons ago.
Nothing like the joy of Quiting , Quiting.
I can't wait for these installments. I pmsl every time.
Wait, an AvE shirt? I knew the guys making this were my brand of crazy.
Fuckin, I better not have to wait another month for another episode mate.
I knew it was not going good when the con list was short.
Fucken sparkys 😂😂
Awesome as always, love the @AvE t-shirt! I agree, you need to get him to voice a character! 🤘
The AVE shirt! Love it
How are you all feeling? Bit shit. Yeah I need a shit to haha deep fried.
I love that phrase "fucking sparkies" so god damn much
Hahaha the mining mayhem merch 😂
Fuckin sparkies
Best episode yet. Solid work
What is this ave that everyone is going on about ?
Wow… I never really broke it down like that, but the pros seem to out weigh the cons.
YES MAKE AVE A CHARACTER
Maybe AvE does look like Ron Swanson! He would defo do a voice, he used to be in mining.
🔥💯
Great show keep it up.
Hmmm.. So the fucking sparkies let out the pixies!!
Oh shit. Nice shoutout to AvE!
I don't work in mining but I love these vids good job boys 👍🏽😉
Absolute gold 👌👌👍👍👍
These episodes are funny because they are true, please don't stop!!! Do you accept story ideas?
The ave story about the lady with the vibrator in her luggage would be a funny one to do.
Song?
Fucking epic !!!
I think Wes is screwing my missus, they sound just the feckin same
@AvE sick!
Fucking half the cunts on site are on the gear, management included. Even if it is a bit of cheeky grog.
The instructor in the photos at the end😂 LMAO
Fucking Sparkies They Get you every time
the AvE shirt !!!
no way that not Kevin bloody Wilson
Please please get some shirts printed with "leave it for night shift" and the "tappy tap tap" logo pleaseee
LOL the t-shirts!
Absolutely amazing episode
Hoover some sneef?
Sparklies most hated trade on site 2nd to D&A tester
Gold fellas keep it up
I wonder if the next vid will have a rectumfryer or an Evil Arduino in it.
I just bought a tappy tap tap hoodie lmao @AVE
HA HA HAHAHAHa Fuckin A(vE)!
Drugs drinking and mining have ben around for along time leave the miners alone it takes some balls to work at a mine rough way to make a living
You funny bastards
You got a thumb detecting nut fuckin shirt on that guy that’s great love AvE
love the uncle bumblef*ck reference
oi carnts… wiggles??? fuck me…
Mining mayhem shirt. Nice touch.
140H? Fucking LOLs. 💩
Its a sad state of affairs comedy cartoon has to show dont be a fuckwit FIFO
love the nod to AvE!
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Love the AvE t-shart.
tappy tap tap Love AvE