EVERY MOVIE THEATER EVER

EVERY MOVIE THEATER EVER


Ian: Big thank you to peanut butter chocolate blasted shreds for sponsoring todays episode. Wheat that woahs. #Spon Noah: Thank you. Courtney: Why does that guy have a sign on him that says “Don’t say you too”? Noah: I have no idea. Ian: Enjoy your movie. Courtney: You too. (the hell you just said) *Stuttering* It’s fine, it’s fine it’s fine. Enjoy your movie. Courtney: You too. Ian: OH MY- Freakin’ Jeez! *Whispering* Every Movie Theater Ever. Ian: Uh, hang on, y’all trying to sneak in outside food? (all in unison): No… Ian: Shirts up. *Food snacks clattering* *Even more food snacks clattering* (oh god) Noah: I only need 4 hours left. Ian: Mmm, smells like home cookin’, do on in boys. Shayne: Uh, who brought a baby in here? Ian: Okay, so those refreshments brings you to, $230 dollars. Keith: For two drinks and a popcorn? That’s insane. Ian: Oh, i’m sorry sir, i didn’t realize you had two drinks. Uh, that’ll be $410 dollars Keith: That’s more like it. Ian: Enjoy Fast and Furious 9. Olivia: Mom, can we get popcorn? Mom: No. Shayne: OHH HE’S HERE THE TALLEST MAN IN THE THEATER WHO’S MOVIE EXPERIENCE AM I GONNA RUIN TODAY? Shayne: Is it going to be you? Oh, You? Oh, should i sit here? Where should i place my BATOCKS? Olivia: *Sighs* *Moves seat* Ha! Noah: HELLO IT IS I THE TALLEST MAN IN THE THEATER TONIGHT’S SLIGHTLY TALLER TWIN BROTHER, I THINK I’LL SIT RIGHT HERE. Shayne: OH, HELLO BROZER (Brother) DID YOU BRING ZE MOVIE HATS!? Noah: OH OF COURSE I BROUGHT ZE MOVIE HATS! Shayne: OH OHH OHH (In unison) OHHHHH Olivia: Oh, these seats recline. Shayne: Just three gents seeing a movie with no outside food, goodbye. Okay, do it. *Keith gagging* *food snacks clattering* Shayne: Uh, only the front row? *unison* OHH OHH OHH OHH, Dude look out! Olivia: OH god, they’re so loud. Courtney: Yeah. Well the louder they get the more food we’re gonna throw at them. Noah: Dude, i think the louder we are, the more food we get thrown at us. Keep it up. WATCH OUT!! Shayne: I’m try’na get snow caps. IS THAT THE BAD GUY!? Noah: It’s either that or her husband! Shayne: OHHOHH Olivia: Ew, the floor is so sticky. Shayne: Just three fully grown men seeing a movie with no outside food. Oh, what is that? Boop. Haha, Haha, got ya. Keith: Do it, do it! Noah: You ready? Keith: Yeah. Shayne: Oh yeah. *Stomach ripping* Noah: Oh, oh, oh Keith: Yo, I got dibs on skittles. Shayne: Oh, yeah. Ian: HEY! I knew it! No outside food Get outta here! Keith: Oh, man! Ian: Rapscallions, sir i’m gonna need you to leave sir. SIR I CAN SEE FOOD IN YOU’RE SMALL INTESTINE SIR! Noah: I don’t have any food! *Inaudible talking* *Whispering* Every Movie Theater Ever. You guys are #PowerCoupleGoals and #Moist Captions by ElectroFunk and more Enjoy these outtakes Subscribe to Smosh.

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  1. Once my dad wanted to take me to a movie (i think it was Ferdinand) and we went to dollar tree and bought a bunch of candy, and put in a mini backpack i had! We did buy popcorn at the theater though. My dad told them it was just cough drops and they believed us. 😂

  2. .why CANT you being outside food??? For girls you can just put it in out small outdoor bag rite?? How come I never seen anyone who did that in a video

  3. 0:19 I’ve never done that a movie theatre before, but I have done that in an airport. I died on the inside.

  4. 1:00 that means a drink would be $180 and popcorn would be $50. That is quite insane. (Yes I did do the math lol)

  5. Shane: OH HELLO BRUTER DID YOU BRING THE MOVIE HATS
    Noah: WHY YESH BRUTER I DID BRING THE MOVIE HATS
    Me: RUSSIAN PEOPLE also poor Olivia XD

  6. I worked at a movie theater and I definitely said "enjoy your movie" in the hope's that people would say "you too"

  7. How come in America you can’t take food in.
    In UK, We can take in food.
    America, wtf is wrong is wrong with you

  8. Rocket 🚀 was my last day of the day and I got to see the new avengers rp was a day and it was a nice game to get the game to get to the I just clicked auto correct

  9. EVERY ANW EVER
    EVERY COMMERCIAL EVER
    EVERY RADIO EVER
    EVERY TREND EVER
    EVERY MALL EVER
    EVERY VEGAN EVER
    EVERY KINDERGARTEN EVER
    EVERY LIBRARY EVER
    EVERY HASHTAG EVER
    EVERY FACTORY EVER
    EVERY SAMSUNG STORE EVER
    EVERY COWBOY EVER
    EVERY SHOE STORE
    EVERY HOME DEPOT EVER
    EVERY BANKER EVER
    EVERY ARTIST EVER
    EVERY BED EVER
    EVERY PAINTING EVER
    just a few ideas, like for Smosh no notice

  10. I tried that chocolate shreds thing…

    And somehow I liked it

    Ian: HEY! NO OUTSIDE FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE GET OUT!

    Me: ITS MY HOUSE!

    Ian: NOOOOOOW!

  11. Did the twin brother (the other tallest man) bought the movie hats? I dont think he did cuz I saw his hands with popcorn (I dont know if it was popcorn).

  12. Here in england you can literally bring an entire bloody barbecue into the cinemas … none of the staff care

  13. On most of them, iAn had red from Noah’s hair dye on his cheeks.
    Noah looked like the tlalest man in the theater and dyed his hair. Back or pre-made clips

  14. 1st brother: Hello brother! Did you bring the movie hats!?
    2nd brother: Oh of course I brought the movie hats!
    Both brothers: Ohh OOOOHHHHhhh!!!!
    Me: 😂😂😂

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