Film Screening – SNL

Film Screening – SNL


>>>HELLO, EVERYONE, WELCOME TO
TONIGHT’S HALLEY CENTER EVENT. BIG PARTS, SMALL ACTRESSES.
THE STATE OF GENDER EQUALITY IN FILM.
TO MY LEFT, STAR OF “GHOSTBUSTERS,” LESLIE JONES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>OH, GIRL.
I TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED MY CREDIT TO BE THE OLYMPICS.
>>GOING DOWN THE LINE, STAR OF “LA-LA LAND,” EMMA STONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>I’M EMMA STONE.
I’M EMMA STONE.>>YEAH.
YES, YOU ARE. WELL.
NEXT, WE ARE SO FORTUNATE TO BE JOINED BY A HOLLYWOOD LEGEND.
THE STAR OF OVER 300 FEATURE FILMS AND THE FIRST WOMAN TO
EVER DIVE INTO A SWIMMING POOL ON SCREEN.
THE GREAT DEBETTE GOLDRING.>>IT’S AN HONOR TO BE WHERE AM
I? [ LAUGHTER ]
>>AND WE ARE SO PLEASED TO HAVE WITH US TODAY THE STAR OF THE
UPCOMING FILM “OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY,” JENNIFER ANISTON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>IT’S GREAT TO BE HERE, GREAT
TO BE HERE. DEBETTE, I HAVE BEEN DYING TO
MEET YOU.>>AND I HAVE BEEN SLOWLY DYING.
[ LAUGHTER ] IN MEMORIAM OSCARS 2017, OH BOY!
>>OKAY. LET ME START WITH THE QUESTION
FOR ALL OF YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS STILL
HOLDING WOMEN BACK?>>THERE ARE ALL OF THESE TINY
LITTLE THINGS. LIKE YOU’VE GOT TO CHANGE YOUR
HAIR TO FIT YOUR TYPE.>>YEAH.
>>AND YOU HAVE TO ACT A CERTAIN WAY SO THAT YOU DON’T GET
LABELED AS DIFFICULT.>>YEP.
YOU’VE GOT TO EAT ARSENIC TO MAKE YOUR SKIN PALE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WHAT?
>>WELL, YOU KNOW. SAMUEL GOLDWYN HAD A RULE, ALL
HIS STARLETS HAD TO TAKE ARSENIC TABLETS TO MAKE THEIR SKIN GLOW.
THEN THEY DISCOVERED THAT IT MADE US, WHAT IS THE WORD,
PSYCHOTIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
TO CALM US DOWN THEY’D SEND IN THE MONKEY WITH A TRAY OF OPIUM,
YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I CAN’T SAY I KNOW HOW THAT GOES.
I MEAN, WE DID HAVE A MONKEY ON “FRIENDS” AND HE WAS —
QUITE A HANDFUL.>>YEAH, A HANDFUL OF OPIUM, NOW
THAT IS A FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY! NOW DO ALL OF YOU FIND THAT
EQUAL PAY IS STILL A BATTLE THAT NEEDS FIGHTING?
>>OH, YEAH. EVEN IN STANDUP PEOPLE DON’T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT WHEN YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH MORE MEN
IS GETTING PAID, IT’S CRAZY.>>OF COURSE WE’RE GETTING PAID
LESS THAN MEN. THEY’RE MEN, THEY’RE DOING ALL
THE WORK. WE’RE JUST LYING ON A TRAIN
TRACK WAITING TO GET RUN OVER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OH MY GOD. SO YOU LITERALLY WERE TREATED
LIKE AN OBJECT?>>WELL, I MEAN, IT MADE SENSE.
BACK IN THOSE DAYS, ACTRESSES WERE PART OF THE PROPS BUDGET.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN I WAS IN FILMING, I HAD TO
SIT ON A LITTLE TABLE NEXT TO A PIECE OF MASKING TAPE THAT SAID
“WOMAN.” THEN ONE OF THE UNION GUYS WOULD
COME PICK ME UP AND BRING ME OVER, SHOW ME TO ALFRED
HITCHCOCK AND SAY, SORRY, THIS IS ALL THEY HAVE.
>>OH MY GOD.>>LET’S PIVOT.
WHAT NEEDS TO CHANGE FOR WOMEN NOT JUST IN HOLLYWOOD BUT IN THE
WORLD AT LARGE?>>I THINK WE’RE IN A UNIQUE
POSITION TO DRAW ATTENTION TO WORTHY CAUSES.
WHETHER IT’S RAISING AWARENESS OR MEETING WITH POLICYMAKERS.
>>YOU KNOW, THE STUDIO ONCE SENT ME TO THE WHITE HOUSE TO
SING “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” FOR FDR. HE ASKED ME TO TICKLE HIS
PICKLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WHAT? WHAT DID YOU DO?
>>WELL, I TICKLED HIS PICKLE. HE KEPT A FAKE PICKLE IN HIS
WHEELCHAIR AS A JOKE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN I BLEW HIM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>THAT’S THE END OF THAT. LET’S TALK ABOUT WOMEN BEHIND
THE CAMERA.>>OH, WELL, I’VE BEEN IN THE
DIRECTOR’S CHAIR –>>A WOMAN DIRECTOR, WOW!
HOW COULD THAT POSSIBLY WORK? OH, I SEE, YOUR HUSBAND COMES TO
SET DRESSED UP LIKE A PLANT? WHISPERS THE IDEAS.
GOT IT.>>WHAT?
NO, I DIRECT THE MOVIE.>>OKAY, JENNIFER PANTY-STON.
CUCKOO! NO MORE ARSENIC FOR HER, PLEASE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>JUST OVERALL I THINK THE
WHOLE VIBE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THERE ARE WOMEN IN THE
ROOM. WHETHER IT’S ON SET OR IN THE
AUDITION.>>YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
THEY USED TO MAKE ME DO A WHOLE SCREEN TEST JUST FOR MY TOOT.
>>WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY IS YOUR TOOT?
>>I’LL GIVE YOU TWO GUESSES AND THEY’RE BOTH RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OH MY GOD.
GOOD LORD. YOU SEE, WOMEN’S BODIES ARE
CONSTANTLY UNDER THE MICROSCOPE.>>THERE’S A WHOLE INDUSTRY
BUILT AROUND SHAMING ACTRESSES FOR HOW THEY LOOK.
>>BACK WHEN I STARTED WE DIDN’T HAVE FANCY STUFF LIKE BOTOX.
THEY’D MAKE AN INCISION ON YOUR FOREHEAD, POUR IN PANCAKE
BATTER. ON A HOT DAY WE’D START TO SMELL
LIKE BREAKFAST. THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT
“BREAKFAST HEAD AT TIFFANY’S.” [ LAUGHTER ]
>>IT’S CALLED “BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S.”
>>OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY, LITTLE MISS I PICK MY OWN
BOYFRIENDS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY, THAT’S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.
>>OH, BOY. I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
I GOT MY TICKLERS. WHERE’S THOSE PICKLES?
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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  1. Ms. Sasheer is sooo beautiful. I just wanna cook a huge meal and watch her eat. She is ALL Woman.๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿค๐Ÿท๐Ÿน๐Ÿธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ OMG She's beautiful๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  2. Ross: โ€œReady? Turn! Turn! Turn!โ€ย 
    Chandler: โ€œI don't think we can turn anymore!โ€ย 
    Rachel: โ€œI just don't think itโ€™s gonna fit.โ€ย 
    Ross: โ€œOh, yeah, it will. Come on! Up, up, up! Yes! Here we go! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivaat! Pivaaat!โ€ย 
    Chandler: โ€œShut up! Shut up! Shut UP!!โ€

  3. The funniest sight gag of the bit is that while Kate McKinnon is talking about how women were treated as objects with Leslie Jones, Emma Stone, and Jennifer Aniston all aghast, Jennifer Aniston is wardrobed in sexy black textured hose and positioned with her legs that go all the way to the floor prominently displayed.

  4. Snl is a sad sorry not funny show. Snl is not this crap now. Jane Curtain Bill Murray Dan Akroyd Lorraine Newman Jim Belushi Garrett Morris and Gilda Radner the best snl

  5. Oh really, women are objects? Hummmm I work in this industry and as a man we get the same thing. If you donโ€™t have six pack abs, look like a model and are a total sex object, your totally over looked. Iโ€™ve been up against a ton of worthless, talentless actors. That have way less talent. And oh my they way more eye pleasing than I may be but who gets the roll????? Itโ€™s Hollywood for gods sake. The dip Shits that watch this stuff want boners not talent. This equality shit is just that. Shit. Jen is amazing, but donโ€™t tell me if she looked like a sharpie in drag. That was 100lbs over weight. And had a hunch back. Sheโ€™d be where she is today. Also ghostbusters was awful. Not because of the super talented women they had on screen, it was a rip off of a classic film. That was totally destroyed by lazy writers and bad directing . Iโ€™ll take things that are untrue for 500 Alex

  6. Jennifer Aniston: "women's bodies are constantly under the microscope…."

    She said that while the bottom half of her body was nekked. Jeez, I'm not sure why women are judged when they decide to show so much skin. Said noone, ever. ๐Ÿ˜’

  7. Well she had to tickle the pickle, than after boo on that๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
    Emma, Jennifer ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜“

  8. Kate McKinnon could be my grandmother. She got the hands, voice, mannerisms, behavior- all of it down. The way she taps Aniston's knee absentmindedly, pronounces 'rule', talks nonsense until she drops a bombshell (re: FDR). And these women barely broke. This a true lesson in acting. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. I love that sketch so much, but also Leslie didn't say anything, and I'm sad X,D ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸŒบโœจโœจ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ But oh my goodness I love that sketch so much!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone in this is more than incredible.

  10. All women do these days is complain complain complain. This is not funny at all.
    Women are not getting paid less than men. Those "polls" leave out info such as the man having more seniority and the fact that they included jobs women don't want to work at such as roofing, offshore drilling and other jobs out in the sun or that are dangerous. Not that women are not working those jobs …just that they're far and few between. All we get from SNL is left wing propaganda.

    SNL = Saturday Night Leftist.

  11. Leslie is proof of why women are not getting paued as much. They are not funny.. only time some women are funny is when a man writes the jokes.

  12. Kate-"The studio once sent me to the White House to sing Happy Brithday to FDR he asked me to tickle his pickle."lmao
    Jennifer Aniston-"I'm sorry what did you do?"
    Kate-"Well I tickled his pickle."
    Kate-"He kept a fake pickle in his wheelchair as a joke, then I blew him."lmao

  13. Iโ€™m embarrassed it took me until the second thing she said for me to figure out it was kate mackinnon ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  14. Debette is a hoot . Shes upfront and honest ๐Ÿ˜„. Shes actually telling real scenrio and these women dont know what to do with her

  15. I agree about equal payments but I hope that Emma stone talk about it because she was paid $20 million for La La Land and the whole movie budget was 30 million

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