Hi, I’m Ian Charnas, and in today’s video we’re going to be solving one
of the most important problems to ever plague humans in
their entire existence, here on this planet, or anywhere. And of course, I’m talking
about the problem that, when it’s raining outside,
you’re driving your car, you’re playing music, but the
windshield wipers are not, they’re not syncing to
the beat of the music. The music’s going [vocalizing] and your wipers are going [squeaking] And today, we’re going to, what the? And today, we’re going to
solve it, once and for all. I’m standing next to my, always clean car, which is never ever covered in bugs or bird poop of any kind. [happy music] [squeaking] Gross. [water spraying] You know, at some point
you just buy a new car. Pardon me. How do bugs get on the back of the car? Am I reversing too fast? Are they chasing me, and
then I come to a stop? Whoa, I have never seen a bigger bird turd than what I’m looking at right now. How big can this bird be? What is he eating? Well hi, Ian, I’m a
seagull. I eat small fish, terrestrial arthropods, marine
and freshwater invertebrates, small fruit and nuts, and your sandwich, if
I can get away with it. [laughs] Sorry about that. Look, it’s not always about you. I’m not aiming for your car, dude. I’m just trying to live
the best version of me that I know how to live. I eat, I digest my food, I soar, and you know, stuff happens. Sometimes it happens on your car. Ha ha, c’est la vie. Well, that was weird. Okay, first thing we
got to do is figure out, can the windshield wipers
keep up with the music? The little control
doohickey has two speeds. There’s low, and high. So, I can turn it on low. That’s pretty slow. Okay, let’s go ahead and turn it on high. We need this thing to be
going faster, I’m sure. [wipers thumping]
[happy music] Okay, that might not be fast enough. So, we need a power supply circuit that’s going to be able to control the speed of that wiper motor. And I’ve got this other project here, this secret project a friend
and I had been working on. The power supply circuits here,
with a couple modifications, would be perfect for controlling the speed of the wiper motor, at least until the wiper
motor catches fire, because I’m putting way
more current into it than it was ever designed for. Let’s try it. Hi, I’m Ian Charnas, I’m requested non-celebrity
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[electricity crackling] [drill buzzing]
[whoosh] Or, use it as a fun, and much more difficult way
to text your loved ones. [ding] See how much time you
can spend on oplates.com, and please, put your
favorite license plates in the comment section below. [car horn] We literally just did that. [car horn] It’s solder time. Some of the parts that go on
this board are pretty small, and they can be hard to solder. But, I’ve got a guy who’s okay at it. I mean, he’s okay. He’s not the greatest. Here you go, whatever your name is. So, is this like, our deal? You do all the talking,
and I do all the working? I do my job, you do your job. I mean, you’re just me
in a different outfit, you know that right? Like, the viewers aren’t stupid. Just solder the boards. Sure, I’ll do the soldering. Can you put on some royalty free music and make time go really fast? [upbeat kazoo music] All right, let’s crank this thing up. Going to one, two, eight nine, 10, 11, 12. 12 volts output? Let’s go higher, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. That’s a lot of smoke. I feel like I should be doing something. [dramatic music] Yep, I’m just going to,
just going to turn this off. So, all that smoke just
came out of the resistor, and that’s kind of a good thing. That means that these power
supplies can output more power than that resistor can handle. It’s time to put a motor
where this resistor was, a windshield wiper motor. [happy music] So, I found this wiper motor on ebay, and I think it even has
the linkage attached to it. So, this is what we’re
going to use for testing. [plastic rustling]
[happy music] [thud] Turn on some power, and crank up the voltage. Here we go. No whammy, no whammy, no whammy. This thing’s turning nice, we
might be at about six volts. All right, let’s just see how
fast this thing can really go. [dramatic music] Oh yeah. [dramatic music] All right, we can control
the speed of the wiper motor. The next step is to
synchronize this to some music. I found a composer I like a lot called Claus Appel. You can visit Claus on filmmusic.io, and we’re going to be
listening to “This is Electro.” Now, my job is to turn
on the power supply, and see if I can get this to sync up. Here we go. [techno music] So, we know that we can use a knob and get the wiper motor
synchronized to the music. The next step is to replace this knob with something that automatically
syncs the wiper motors to the rhythm of the music. And, that’s going to involve some coding. I tried doing this next
part on an Arduino, but it just wasn’t powerful enough. So, we’re switching to a Raspberry Pi. This is a tiny computer that’s going to be the brains of our operation. It’s going to listen to the
music, detect the rhythm, and synchronize the wipers. So, all I’ve got to do is wire this up, and program this with an algorithm
called a phase lock loop, to synchronize the input of the music to the output of the wiper motor. But I’m feeling like I’m
fading just a little bit, and I might go get some food. So, I was kind of wondering if you could take over for a little bit? Yeah? Yeah, of course. Would you pick me up an ice cream? Game on. [clacking] [upbeat kazoo music] [drill buzzing] [techno music] [computer beeping] [techno music] [dramatic music] That’s not it. [techno music] Take it easy. Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. There you go. [laughs] [techno music] I’m going to put this in the video. Hi, we’re in my trunk, and I found a secret chamber. What goes in the secret
chamber? You may ask. Is it a dinosaur mating call? [mating call whines] Is it a 10 pound boat anchor? Is it an autographed
picture of Mark Summers, host of family double dare? “To Ian, good luck, Mark Summers” Aw, thanks Mark. [laughs] No, it’s actually for your
custom, home built electronics. And how did this get here? [upbeat kazoo music] [drill buzzing] [upbeat kazoo music] [ratchet cranking] [drill buzzing] [switch clicking] Hi James.
Hey Ian, how are you? Pretty good.
Cool. Thanks for coming out. Hey, Ian.
Hey, Thu. Thanks for coming out to hang out with me, and see my new invention. Yeah, of course. Matt, I’ve got a new
invention I want to show you. Well, is it anything that
you’ve been talking about in the past, I dunno, month or so? Nope, it’s windshield wipers that go to the beat of the music, whatever music you’re listening to.
Fantastic. Have I been talking about this? You did talk about it a couple of times. A couple times? A couple times. You’re talking non-stop. Eh. Seriously? And it works? Uh, a little bit.
Okay, I won’t, sorry. Maybe 90% I didn’t mean to ask that question first. I mean, does anything really work? How do you define work?
No, technology is terrible, and we pay a lot of money for
it to not work all the time. So as long as, yeah,
90% sounds pretty good. Absolutely. All right, go ahead
and turn on the system. Okay.
And an impossibly bright LED is going to come on.
Okay. Right now, there’s a computer in the trunk that’s booting up. Right, how do you know when its ready? You don’t. You just kind of guess?
There’s no indication. Should we try this on?
Yeah. All right, whenever
you’re ready, hit play. All right. And we’ll see if it works.
All right, here we go. Okay.
Three, two, one. Takes a second to start [heavy metal music] So, it’s going to start off slow, and then catch up to the beat. [heavy metal music] Oh, it’s getting there. [heavy metal music] Now it’s got it, it’s got the bass down. [heavy metal music] Wait for it. [heavy metal music] There it goes. That’s… That’s it. This is the most satisfying
thing I’ve ever seen. IAN: Oh, yeah. JAMES: Every car should have this. Every car should have this. [wipers thumping] And what happens when
there’s no audio input? It just keeps going? IAN: Um, it should stop after a while. JAMES: There it goes. Yeah, at a real convenient place. [happy music] This is it. Oh, wow, it’s working. [happy music] I love “Happy Farm Life.” The whole genre of like,
royalty free music. I know. I mean, I can see all kinds
of applications for this song. Like, if you just need some
background music for… Like, you’re walking down the street. Yeah, someone walking down the street. Like, smiling a little
bit more than you should for the situation.
Someone waving, someone like, washing their dog. Yeah
I dunno. There’s like, an old
man crossing the street, and then he doesn’t see a car coming. THU: Yeah, yeah. A young girl runs up who’s like “Whoa, don’t, there’s a car.” And then the sound effect of the bus, and like, the song cuts out. JAMES: That’s great Where should I take this? What’s the next, what’s the next step? I guess call some, I would
call car manufacturers. See who you can get a lunch with. Bring them right here. Yeah Yeah, Elon. [mumbling phone voice] JAMES: Oh yeah, get Tesla. They got all that Tesla money. Don’t put me on hold. Don’t you put me… He always puts you on hold.
Every time. And he doesn’t come back to the line. I know, he never does. He doesn’t remember. He doesn’t remember the little guys. He puts me on, I mean, at least he has
the good hold music. Him singing the “Hampsterdance.” [laughs] Do you remember that one?
What a fun piece of internet lore. Oh yeah. [vocalizing] Elon Musk, whenever no
one’s looking at him, that’s what he’s doing. [music] We got it.
I almost feel like the wipers need arms or something. You know what I mean? Hey, do you want to hear the
test tracks I was testing with? MATT: Yup. [techno music] IAN: It’s catching up. MATT: Yeah it is. [laughter] It’s got it. Claus has done it again. [techno music] [clapping] Should I pretend to drive? Yeah. Turning. [yells] I don’t know why all cars don’t have this. You don’t even care that it’s raining. THU: Yeah, or if it’s not raining, I just turn the wipers on. Yeah, just dry wipe. Yeah, just dry wipe. You can maybe sync other
stuff, like the blinkers. Blinkers. For like, high occupancy lanes. You can just have a skeleton
in the passenger seat, Oh, yeah, yeah
just nodding. Yeah, just nodding. Yeah, so you carpool illegally. For everyone who made it this far, I have a special surprise. I’m going to give you a chance to own the intellectual property on
dancing windshield wipers. I am holding in my hand, a provisional patent application I filed with the US Patent and Trademark Office, and I will be transferring ownership to the winner of this ebay auction. Yup, this idea is for sale,
and the bidding starts at $1. The buy it now price is $25,000. Proceeds go to charity
supporting young makers. Maybe you want to hang this on your wall and have a cool story
to tell your friends. Or, maybe you’re the CEO of an international automotive company that aims in delighting its customers, and you want to actually
put this in your cars, and it would be so awesome. Elon, come on, $25,000 is an impulse buy. Just get it. Hey guys, what ya doing later? You going to go to the pier? A Flock of Seagulls’ playing. Do you guys serve rotten
banana peels, by chance? Half eaten peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches? Do you have half empty cans of anything? Ice cream? YOUNG WOMAN: We have ice cream. Okay. A huge thank you to everyone
who helped with this project. I’ll put the credits in
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