Yes, sir, I do like my job. No, sir, I am definitely not
being ironic. No, sir, I did not travel
3,000 miles to fail. Yes, sir,
the presentation’s at 5:30. I’m at the Marriott now. Yeah, I’m listening. Excuse me! No, I’m listening. Miss? That’s very funny, sir. Right, no, you’re not joking. I promise, I’ll be there at 5:00. I know, you’ll personally
pack up my office if I — Right. I have so many ideas, I don’t even know
which one to open with. Yes, sir. Will do. And thank you so much
for this oppor– [ Speaking French ] Sorry, I don’t speak French. [ Speaking French ] No! No! No! Wait! Okay. My laptop! No! What? [ Speaking French ] I don’t speak… Je ne…French? [ Speaking French ] Eiffel Tower is good for you? There. [ Vehicle horn beeps ] Sorry. Excusez-me? Oh, yeah. No problem.
Just keep the change. [ Horse whinnies ] Are you lost? You speak English! Oui. A small bit. Don’t tell me.
You’re looking for the Eiffel Tower. Have you by any chance
seen a laptop? It’s silver,
and it might have wings. Was it flying? Yes! No, haven’t seen it.
Sorry. Hello? I don’t believe in magic! I just want my laptop back! [ Laughter, indistinct conversations ] Hi. Pardonner. I think I’ve been drugged
or something. I’m looking for my laptop. Has wings and it flies? [ Chuckles, speaks French ] I don’t… Je ne… You are very funny
for a living man. Oh, thanks.
But not really. You’re looking
for the wrong thing. I’m going to be looking for another job
if I don’t find it. Jobs. They come, they go. Yeah, well, they come in pretty handy
when you’re alive. No offense. Maybe, but then again, I have never heard anyone
on this side say, “I wish I had spent
much more time working.” No? [ Indistinct whispering ] Oh! She waits for you. Don’t forget the Eiffel Tower! Are you real? That’s up to you. [ Cellphone ringing ] -Yeah.
-Seriously? You were due here
half an hour ago. I had to put two speakers on
ahead of you. I’m on my way. Taxi! [ Vehicle horn beeps ] Okay. Excusez-me. [ Speaking French ] Yeah, I’m late.
I just have to… You have to sign in, please. Thank you. Where the hell have you been? Is there any way
we can discuss that later? And now,
better late than never, our next speaker:
Ethan Holloway. Sorry I’m late. I’m usually the most on-time guy
in the room. Well, today has been
kind of unusual. Yeah. Well, I’m also usually
the most prepared guy in the room. But…I’m not really prepared
for anything right now. Then again, maybe today
I’m prepared for pretty much anything. Hey! Hey! I seem to be collecting things
that belong to you. Those you should keep. I don’t think I need them anymore. You never really did.