FRITTEN ZUM MITTAG Kurzfilm Komödie – FRY NOON german comedy short (ENGLISH and GERMAN subtitles)
Hi babe. I‘m buying some stuff. You know, I wanted
to cook for us later. You don‘t need to, I‘m eating already.
Alright… Can I then give you a treat otherwise?
Maybe bring a cold beer? Yes, better bring a whole crate!
My mates are going to come over today, it‘s football! Can I collect already?
You can have anything from me at any time! OK… I ask again later! Dude, your girlfriend just hung up and
you‘re already hitting on the frying girl! I hung up! We‘d like to pay please! And this is for you!
Maybe you‘d like to hang out with me some time! Because where this came from there are
still more of it. Fuck you! Hey Merle!
Hey, what are you up to? Nothing special, just spoil my boyfriend a
bit! Well, he has to be a great guy!
He is! And you, do you have someone, too?
Well, no… Only fools accost me here. The good guys seem to overlook me…
Just wait and see! I have to go. Bye!
Bye! Ah, finally the beer is coming! Hi! So, here you go!
You block the screen! Sunny, by the way this is my old buddy…
Hello! I‘m in the city on business! He‘s doing an internship in the city and
sleeps on my couch a few days. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too! It‘s warm!
Sorry darling, but there was no else. yah, Go into the kitchen!
What if I put some in the freezer? They are cold in 15 minutes, I think! Wow! 15 Minutes! Would be better now! yo Sweety! Ain´t you´ve got a sausage
that has laid too long on the grill? There´s no free lunch, if you mean that! Come on, let´s go please!
I´ve told you it won´t work! Come on, Boris, Bro, let´s go!
I don´t wanna strike myself with roots in here! We need cash, Bro! Badly! Yes, I‘m tired of eating noodles with
ketchup every day. Maybe we should rob a gas station.
Yeah, why not? What?!
Maybe better a bank. There‘s more to get. Yes, a little private bank.
They don‘t expect that! Yes. But we need something to scare
them really fear. That´s why I´ve got you, Bro! …and she was like: “Oh, the hottest guy
on earth! My place or yours?” We went to her and than she got
horizontal with me! Aren‘t you afraid that Sunny could
notice something? Oh, she won‘t hear that! Listen… Babe, do you want to strip for us after the
match? What did you say, darling?
I just said you‘re the best because you‘re cooking dinner for me!
Oh, how sweet of you! See? For that, the frying girl rebuffed you!
Spill! There‘s something about her,
but she is hard to crack! Everything is possible with the right manner!
I tried… You gave her a 5 euro tip!
Yes! On a currywurst that is 2,50. That‘s 200 per cent! All you need is a snappy car, a great job
and some high-class clothes. You mean just like you?
A temporary company car and an internship in Berlin? Fries for lunch one time and I‘ll score with her! Sounds like someone just bet? We just have to plan carefully, then
nothing can go wrong. yeah Bro, you‘ve had a motorbike once, didn‘t you?
Don‘t you have a balaclava, too? Even two! Jackpot!
And look at this… Looks like a real one!
Tomorrow noon we‘ll go for it! We get off here.
She must not see both of us, otherwise she‘ll check what‘s going on.
I‘m going to try again now and you tomorrow! Of course, my lunch break is going to be
over soon anyway! But you students don‘t know that, do you?
You‘re always in a break. Ready? As you can see! Time?
12 on the button! Let‘s go then! Fuck, dammit!
It‘s closed! I see that, Bro!
We must disappear! Hello! Hallo! What would you like?
I want to apologize for yesterday. I realized how foolish it was…
I see! It was really stupid.
I found you quite interesting and had no better idea!
So? I still find you nice and would like to ask
you if you would go out on a date with me. Well, then… ask! Will you go out with me tonight? No way! And now order something or make way
for other customers! Damned! something stupid! Yeah, no kidding! Bro, we need to come up with something better. Maybe we should look for a store that´s always open! Tell me, how did it go with the frying girl?
Well, not to plan. Plan? Not to plan?!
He screwed it up! Tomorrow during my lunch break I‘m
going to show you how to do it! You will not have an easy job of it,
she isn‘t stupid. Sorry? She‘s a frying girl! Hi, what would you like? Hello! I‘d like a currywurst with fries and two coke, please. Alright! Here you go! Thanks!
Well then, cheers! The food takes five minutes.
Okay. Would you like to have a smoke? Before eating? You‘re not from here, are you? No, I‘m from Munich, but my job brings
me to different places. I like Berlin… Fuck! Sorry, but that‘s burnt!
You‘d have to wait another five minutes. Never mind, I have to go. Duty calls! But for that you owe me a meal now!
How about tonight? Um… okay. Alright!
I‘ll pick you up here at 10. I find my way here! Anyway, where is Ulrich tonight? He has something to do. Well, so we can finally spend an evening together! Well, terrific! It really was a nice evening!
Hold back, the night is still young… Can we stop here? I need some cigarettes.
yes. Thanks! Hello there!!! Shall we have another beer?
Yes! All stop! Stay where you are! Get out all your cash!
Especially you, you snob! And you, empty the till…
And pack all cigarettes in a bag! Um, sorry, but I have no more bags.
I just gave away the last. Fuck that shit! You too, Bitch! I want your cash! Fuck! Move up a gear faster! I don´t wanna strike myself with roots in here! Guys, tell me, why don‘t you just work? Oh, fuck. Mousti, my Bro!
It‘s me! You know me, don‘t you? Scotty from the hood! Yes, and why do you raid on me then? That‘s just a toy! Heey!! Bro, we are totally broke!
We are starving and so on… seemed to be the only way.
Was actually his idea! Please, don‘t snitch on us. Okay. Let‘s go home!
But don‘t let us go that way. I have to go to the market.
Let‘s make the little detour! Darling, there is no market today.
Come on now, I can‘t wait to be alone with you! Hi Merle! Hey!
How are you? Fine!
This is my boyfriend Rob! Nice to meet you! Me, too. So, what‘s new? Yesterday I had a date with an unexpected end.
His name was Ulrich. That says it all! Oh, don‘t say that too loud! Rob‘s good old buddy from Munich is in town
for business these days and lives at Rob‘s flat. And his name is Ulrich, too! Well, that‘s a coincidence!
Really, isn‘t it? Merle, let‘s speak on the phone sometime.
We have to go on! Have a nice shift. Hope you have a nice evening, too!