Greatest Hispanic Parenting Ever | Dennis Gaxiola | Dry Bar Comedy

Greatest Hispanic Parenting Ever | Dennis Gaxiola | Dry Bar Comedy


So I have six kids, five boys one girl. My daughter, my daughter is 15. She’s beautiful Straight-A student Made varsity cheerleader as a sophomore. The boys are knocking at the door now. What’s the right age to let her uh to date, let her date 16, no I don’t like you I need a dad, a dad. What’s the right age to let my daughter date there’s n– that’s a good answer, and there’s not a right age I told her 33. Said “Jesus never went on a date, if you outlive the Lord.” My dad was a preacher, and I found out at 12 years old it didn’t pay to be funny My dad would go from church to church preaching and always take one of us kids with him. And I’m sitting in the front row of this big church 500 people on a Sunday morning and before my dad starts to preach. He surprises me. “Mijo stand up and tell the church something about yourself.” I’m 12, I’m scared. I got a good life. I live at home with my mom and dad. What is, what am I gonna testify about? But I stood up and my sense of humor kicked in. And I faced the congregation and said “my name is Dennis, and I’m an alcoholic.” Oops wrong group. It’s a good joke for the Drybar Everybody thinks if you grow up in a preacher’s home, in a good home, everything’s perfect. Nah, my mom and dad would get into disagreements But my mom got upset. My mom was half Mexican half Puerto Rican. My dad never wanted to lose his temper when he was having to deal with my mom. One morning it was Saturday We were going fishing early in the morning and my mom started getting on my dad’s case about getting some chores done around the house and Whenever he got upset. He would just throw out a scripture or biblical principle. Do not try this at home. She stopped getting on his case he looked at her and said Ye without sin cast the first stone That’s the wrong thing to say to a half Mexican half Puerto Rican woman When he said “Ye without sin cast the first stone”, she was like “jesus is my rock. I’m sanctified” and busted him upside the head. I got more jokes, I’m just looking at you guys. We parent different I don’t buy into the politically correct mentality that we’re all the same. Who’s tired of the whole politically correct mentality If you want to see politically correct comedy you need to go see a non-smoking drug free vegetarian bisexual handicapped Native American senior citizen female that drives her electric car to her job at the recycling plant. I’m not the one We do things different, I don’t buy into the hype we’re all the same. To say that we’re all the same, we’re all equal, but to say we’re all the same denies God’s creation as far as I’m concerned. He’d knew what he was doing. He made us all a little bit different Look how we parent. Each ethnic group does it a little bit different. No one gives better parental advice than my white brothers and sisters. You guys give statistics and facts. You guys have flyers on the refrigerator. It’s beautiful. “Just say no Billy.” A Mexican mom doesn’t give statistics, she doesn’t give facts. She’ll just give examples. “You’re going to end up like your cousin Lupe” Some cultures you could talk back to your mom. If you grew up in a Latino home, you cannot talk back to your mother. You let your kids talk back to you? They talk back to you, and you let them live, I mean let them get away with it? I remember, I thought I was old enough to talk back to my mom. She whooped me and grounded me for two weeks. Had to call my wife, let her know I couldn’t come home. “Baby, mom is tripping.” Subscribe to Dry Bar comedy for even more of the world’s largest collection of clean comedy.

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  1. My grandmother gave my aunt a hiding on her wedding day because she was backchatting her ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  2. I believe a Mexican being an alcoholic at 12 yrs old! lol My husband is Mexican and I've been to Leon, Guanajuato. I love my husband and my in laws, but .. cerveza is a top priority unfortunately.

  3. Ha he only got grounded for two weeks. My mom would ground you and the unground you when she remembered that she grounded you in the first place.

  4. The best thing about growing up in my family and I'm Mexican American don't speak Spanish and learned how to hide food after supper to get it later when I came home later ..yep only to hear my mom who slept off the kitchen to yell out who is is in a kitchen and I would lie and say I was my brother but my favorite line for my mom was when supper was done she would say you wait for your sister because she worked and I was only twelve and I'll tell you I would never give up my life because it was great and that's just a little bit of what it was about… can anybody relate to that.. one more Great great line from my mom where is when she told me to take a bath and my older brothers took baths first and I had to use the same water and it was pretty murky she would say just put the water on make more bubbles unless it was way too dirty she would say okay change the water but don't fill it up all the way and I loved it what great memories.. I wouldn't change my childhood for nothing

  5. I applaud the crowd for being so supportive. But if someone doesnโ€™t tell him the truth, he will keep on going. That was honestly hard to watch. Just terrible. Delivery. Personality. All of it. Sorry

  6. I learned to deal with my Mexican mother when I was in my 30s. I learn to release my inner Mexican mother. You fight fire with fire. All the things she ever said to me I have them recorded in my head and I just regurgitate them and give them right back to her. It actually works. I should patent this

  7. I always use jesus for my answers … My great grandma could not eat or drink for 5 days because she had a blockage and she wanted to complain… I couldnt stop myself "jesus christ went 40 days and nights with out food or water" she stopped talking to me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. My mom is half white half Cuban, so she gives facts AND gives the harshest examples to make you feel like you are like that lmao

  9. I I love this if you out live the lord,๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃโค๏ธ

  10. My name ฤฑลŸ Dennis and im an alcoholฤฑc ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃโค๏ธ

  11. I don't know why everyone thinks white parents let their kids talk back. I'm neon white but my Irish dad woulda spanked me till my cheeks concaved

  12. My brotherโ€™s name is Dennis too and he said I couldnโ€™t date till I was 50 lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. A joke, simply a joke.

    When the crowd circled the lady to stone her – Jesus said, " he that is without sin cast the first stone". Slow and sudden, a rock bonked the poor lady on her head. Jesus turned and said, "oh mother, sometimes you really Tick me off"!

    Just a joke, please don't be mad.๐Ÿ’œ

  14. Itโ€™s very true, Iโ€™m a young mom (33) my son is 17 and yep he better not talk back…

  15. It would be awesome if mexico were a islam nation (the reall nut job fundamentalist) then image the wars around mexico and us. Its would be awesome crazy. They would slaughter millions of each other. But there all christinas in mexico so no war ๐Ÿ™

  16. Lol no joke about talking back to a latina mom… Disrespectful behavior was something that was completely unacceptable in my house. My brother made the nearly fatal mistake of grabbing my mom's hand when she went to give him a little swat on the arm for being a wise guy. The moment he grabbed her, the knew he messed up BAD! The look of sheer horror on his face… The look of Rage on my mom's face… He knew he was a dead man.

    My brother, a 6'2" 230 lbs hockey player and was about 22 at the time, shot out of the room like the devil himself was on his butt. It was like a loony tunes cartoon, all I saw was a man shaped blur and a tiny 5'6" Latina accountant in hot persuit…

    The next several minutes was my brother begging and apologizing, while my mom showed her proficiency with a chancla.

    Me? I was in the living room luaghing my butt off the whole time.

  17. clever , funny , and accurate ! that is comedy to me !!!! i had great time watching this and the similarities of Hispanic mothers and Greek mothers is striking !!!!

  18. Does… Does he just not know what political correctness actually means? Because he keeps using the term, but I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

  19. The trope that Dads want to preserve their daughter's virginity seems hilarious to some people, and creepy as Hell to the rest of us.

  20. S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S
    You need a sharpener for her laser sword // it saw his only real sin// cartoons are on//

  21. About talking back to your mom… I remember my brother was 18 and decided to adventure in a risky world starting by talking back to her…. She took the broom and bit him up. I have to say she was in the right cause she has told us before that even if we grow up or bigger than her and we talk back, she would snap our legs and beat the hell out of us…. So she just did what she promised. XD

  22. Southern parents don't play either lol. I watched my step growing up. My parents were from down in Harlan Kentucky and they believe in switches and soap in the mouth and they didn't care if you were an adult or not. My mom had house rules and if you were living in her house you followed her rules. My uncle, her oldest son (the people I call mom and dad were really my grandparents they adopted me very young) was living in our house. He brought a $40 bottle of tequila into the house. Came in the kitchen to my mom pouring it down the sink. He was like "Mom!! That bottle was $40!" she said "I don't care…you know my rules. No alcohol in my house." and finished pouring lol.

  23. I did that same joke when I was 18 and working as a Day Camp Counselor. My boss didn't like my alcoholic joke then in 2001.

  24. One rancher mom I knew said that dating just teaches kids how to break up. It teaches nothing about building a lifelong relationship.

  25. If a white made fun of this guy, he'd be racist.
    And while your kids don't talk back at home, they are little rat bastards to the rest of us out in the real world. Your sons show girls zip respect, they don't even give up seats to seniors.
    Ex. I called the local h s and told them of my disgust.
    Then they boast about cigarette smoking ( test their asses) AND vaping pot( test them) , and parents are clueless. Your daughters need to cover up those girls ( hence no respect from boys)and turn down the PDA. The girls act like they must have a husband in any way. (Parents stop with the " her job is to give me gr. Kids", and maybe shed see the joys of a carreer without kids. Ack. ITS NEITHER A SIN, IMMORAL OR CRAZY TO NOT WANT KIDS.
    I'm a Boomer, burned my bra ( what bra…lol), wore minis, and did the horizontal disco, as a life single, but not at 15, 16, 17..And didn't feel the need to get pregnant .. And my old man was a cop….. lol
    Parents drone your kids, they are awful to others, esp. On the bus! Why did you have kids you don't parent.? . P s I do like kids, just at 72 tired of bad behavior. That's all.

  26. "I don't biy into the politically correct mentality…"

    Liked him before that. Liked the video right away after. ๐Ÿ˜

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