Gujju Assassin | The Comedy Factory

Gujju Assassin | The Comedy Factory


Excuse me? Is my parcel ready? Yes it’s ready to be taken *Dies due to poisoning* Excuse me? Is my parcel ready? Yes it’s ready to be taken Don’t worry Your uncle won’t get to come home this vacation Over and out. Ramnik Jivlaigya This name is one of the top ones in the
list of Gujarati Assassins Lashkar-e-faiba, Jack the Ripper And the next one up, is Ramnik Jivlaigya All these most-wanted people – Osama Dust-bin Laden Chawood Ibrahim we all used to go to the same tuition classes as kids. But there’s only one student whose name isn’t on any list but is on everyone’s lips… Ramnik Ramnik Jivlaigya My techniques are a bit different
in comparison to the other Assassins My Ninja techniques are so amazing,
you won’t even know when I – drop in and pull out the plug of your life support system IT’S TOO SPICY! The crunchies are too spicy… Please, I beg you to give me some water, please No, die a hot & spicy death! No no no… please, please give me some water I can’t eat this anymore it’s too much Even as a kid, I used to love whacking things… Tiny frogs during monsoon, my d***k, lizards – – no not lizards, they used to scare me… Jai Khakhra Devi! And just like that, one New Year, instead of getting a 10 rupee note as my gift, I was given a gun… On comparing that day with today I can gladly say that I’m enjoying my life along with enjoying taking other people’s lives I never got to think about marriage Because one day – – I ended up assassinating my own Girlfriend by mistake I do face obstacles while working… You know – – family problems… Target is in sight Will let you know once the job is done. Hello? Son, listen Get 2 packets of milk while coming home And get Shakti, not Gold I won’t let you enter the house otherwise Copy that! Also listen… Alpa aunty has sent her aunt’s daughter’s
Proposal for marriage What’s your answer? Negative. What Negative? Why are you so negative? Why do you always deny these proposals? Just get married already, you aren’t getting any younger! Who will marry such an oldie? Have you even looked at yourself lately? MOM YOU GOTTA STOP PRESSURING ME!!! Should I focus on my work currently or on such proposals??? You always end up killing my mood. F*** this shit, I’m not doing this. So if you want to get your Relatives, Uncle-aunty, Boss, Girlfriend, Neighbour or anyone assassinated – – you know whom to call. And as I always say – Always be careful! Guests Guests, your Girlfriend’s periods, Guests, your Girlfriend’s periods, and my capsule can drop in anywhere, anytime. Because of the nights I spend keeping an eye on my targets… I’ve got some acidity issues Over and Out. Oh we forgot to throw away this dead body…

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  1. Another level ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  2. Very soon GOLDEN PLAY BUTTON BY UTUBE would be coming for THE COMEDY FACTORY content baki continuously improve Karo 6o๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  3. Osama dustbin laden ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช. Cholafali bau tikhi che๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ.
    One liners maa to laaya baaki laaya Mr. Jivlaigaya.

  4. On template the guy looked like Kamlesh Modi from you tube channel Kamlesh Modi I'm a foodie and i was like shocked ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. Aje besnu ne somvaar kaale ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ did anyone notice that….. Brw very hilarious gujju comedy guys… Bau maja aai gai ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  6. Death by khakhra.. Death by vada pav… Death by laughter…. Chirayu bro ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Tamne nan panthi dedki pachhi saro pancha mari yo bhai vaha ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ osm ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘dhanya chhe๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

  8. that's pearl vadapav centre. Shit man it's been two years i've been out of vadodara..Missing it badly. Manan can you bring next time you visit Sydney?

  9. Aa pela kaka ni supari apvani che, darr vakhat mein gadi laine nikdu etle light chalu che eno vichitre ishara kara.. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€

  10. Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
    Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
    aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

  11. เชฆเชพเช‚เชกเชฟเชฏเชพ เชฌเชœเชพเชฐ เชตเชพเชฒเซ€ เช† เชตเชกเชพเชชเชพเชต เชจเซ€ เชฆเซเช•เชพเชจ เช เชฆเชธเชฎเชพ เชงเซ‹เชฐเชฃเชฎเชพเช‚ เชฌเชนเซ เชตเชกเชพเชชเชพเชต เช–เชพเชงเชพ เช›เซ‡..๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅฏ

  12. I really used like comedy factory but you guys little suck. Don't take it as hate but whoever writing screen play you have to raise you skills dude.

  13. Great sound effects!! And totally amazing killer!๐Ÿ˜‚ Just one note- plz don't use girls' periods in jokes! It may not be funny for another 50% population!

  14. Ramnik jivlaigaya ane Jasoos Pakdipadya ne bija ek character bhega Kari ne kaik Avengers jevu Karo…. Toh maja padi Jai boss

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