Harry Potter In Real Life – Movies In Real Life (Episode 8)

Harry Potter In Real Life – Movies In Real Life (Episode 8)


[crowd murmers] -Shhhh. [movie reel starts] To where to, young man? Uh, do you know where Platform
Nine and Three-Quarters is? Platform Nine and Three-Quarters? Where’re you gonna go? I’m going to Hogwarts. Do you know where Platform
Nine and Three-Quarters is? I cannot answer that question. Where’s Platform Nine and Three-Quarters? [laughter] Could you tell me where it is? Or do I need to find somebody else? You got to find somebody else. Uh, do you know where Platform
Nine and Three-Quarters is? Not sure, maybe down there by Nine, and then… No, but I don’t need Nine.
I need Nine and Three-Quarters. Alright. Do you know where Platform
Nine and Three-Quarters is? Platform Nine and Three-Quarters? Yeah. Do you know where Platform
Nine and Three-Quarters is? You see, I have my tickets. Uh… Uh…I know Nine. I know Ten. Oh, sir. Do you know where Platform
Nine and Three-Quarters is? Um, hello. Where you going? -I’m going to Hogwarts–
-To London? Yeah. London? Hogwarts, yeah. Do I need to check my owl
or my stuff right here? Uh, do you need to? Yeah, do you–? Where you going? I’m going to Hogwarts. Nah, you don’t need to check
into Hogwarts, my man. Are pretzels good for owls? I don’t know. You don’t know? Well, it is bread. Yes, it is bread. Yes. Of course. Uh, do you take wizard currency? Do you know where Platform
Nine and Three-Quarters is? No. You don’t? I just missed my train. Oh no! I’m sorry. Yeah, I’m about to miss mine too… -if I don’t find the platform, yeah.
-Good luck finding it. It’s right over there. Right over there? But that’s, but that’s Nine. Run really hard at the pillar. You’ll get there. Do you have permission to be down here? Oh, yes! By who? By my ticket. See? -Yes!
-Are you looking for an Amtrak? Uh, well, I guess, if it can take me to Hogwarts. Well, we don’t go there. You don’t go to Hogwarts? Okay. Hogwarts. Would that be
in New York, Pennsylvania…? Uh, that would be in, uh, England. England? England. Yes. Do you know where you are now? You’re in New York. Oh no! Are you sure? Aw! I’m even more lost than I think I am. Where’s your parents? Where’s my parents? Yeah. Well, unfortunately, they’re dead. Okay, but you’re not traveling by yourself, are you? That’s crazy. You playing a joke on me? I’ll put you in that cage with that owl.
You know that, right? He kinda reminded me a little of Harry Potter.

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  1. But … this isn’t King’s Cross, this is some American bullshit. And “Harry” is speaking with a weird Americanised fake-English accent.

  2. I’m really tempted to do this to my future kids, make them believe they are wizards, and leave them at the station and just wait.

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