Here’s how I show off my perfect body! | Family Feud


TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN IF YOU WOKE UP TOMORROW WITH A PERFECT BODY, WHAT MIGHT YOU WEAR TO SHOW IT OFF? DEMONE: A BIKINI. STEVE: BI-KI-NI. DEMONE: WE’RE GONNA PLAY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET’S GO. ALL RIGHT. TALKED TO 100 WOMEN. IF YOU WOKE UP TOMORROW WITH A PERFECT BODY, WHAT MIGHT YOU WEAR TO SHOW IT OFF? TERESA: A TEDDY. A TEDDY. STEVE: A TEDDY? A TEDDY. HEY, STEPHANIE. STEPHANIE: HI. STEVE: WE ASKED 100 WOMEN IF YOU WOKE UP TOMORROW WITH A PERFECT BODY, WHAT MIGHT YOU WEAR TO SHOW IT OFF? STEPHANIE: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL. DEMONE: GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: AND THAT WAS GONNA BE MY DAMN ANSWER. NOTHING AT ALL. STEPHANIE: WHOO! STEVE: CJ, WHAT DO YOU DO, MAN? CJ: I’M IN AUTO SALES. I SELL CARS FOR A LIVING. STEVE: OH, REALLY? WHAT KIND OF CARS? CJ: YEAH. I GOT HOOPTIES, I GOT COUPES, I GOT SUMMIN’ LAVISH, AND I GOT SUMMIN’ AVISH. WHATEVER YOU NEED TO GET THERE, I GOT YOU. HA HA HA! WHATEVER YOU NEED TO GET THERE, I GOT YOU, STEVE. STEVE: SEE, NOW, HE FROM THE COUNTRY, SO HIS ACCENT–HIS ACCENT WAS THROWING Y’ALL OFF. “I SELL HOOPTIES.” CJ: HOOPTIES. STEVE: “COUPES.” THAT’S A COUPE, C-O-U-P-E. “SUMMIN’ LAVISH.” SOMETHING LAVISH. CJ: YEAH. STEVE: AND “SUMMIN’ AVISH.” CJ: YEAH. SUMMIN’ AVISH. STEVE: SOMETHING AVERAGE. SEE THERE, MAN? ALL RIGHT, CJ. SO HERE WE GO, MAN. TALKED TO 100 WOMEN. IF YOU WOKE UP TOMORROW WITH A PERFECT BODY, WHAT MIGHT YOU WEAR TO SHOW IT OFF? CJ: UM, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HER IN A BRA AND PANTIES, STEVE, IF THAT’S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR. STEVE: HA HA HA! [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] CJ: IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? HA HA HA! WHOO! STEVE: HE’S A COMBINATION PIMP GENTLEMAN. CJ: SUAVE. STEVE: “I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU IN A BRA AND SOME PANTIES IF THAT’S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR. THANK YOU, MA’AM.” BRA. YOU GOT TWO STRIKES. NOA FAMILY CAN STEAL. TALKED TO 100 WOMEN. IF YOU WOKE UP TOMORROW WITH A PERFECT BODY, WHAT MIGHT YOU WEAR TO SHOW IT OFF? CELESTE: CAT SUIT. STEPHANIE: WHOO! CELESTE: HA HA HA! STEVE: CAT SUIT. WE ASKED 100 WOMEN IF YOU WOKE UP TOMORROW WITH A PERFECT BODY, WHAT MIGHT YOU WEAR TO SHOW IT OFF? TERINA: A THONG. STEVE: A WHAT? TERINA: A THONG. STEVE: A THONG? TERINA: JUST A THONG. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. TERINA: HA HA HA! STEVE: YOU KNOW, YOUR KIDS IS HERE, SO… MAMA SAID A THONG. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 6. AUDIENCE: DAISY DUKES. STEVE: 5. AUDIENCE: SKIMPY/CROP TOP. STEVE: 3. AUDIENCE: SEXY DRESS. STEVE: TWO.

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