Oh. Well, you’ve done
quite a good job here with your little posters
and everything. [ Chuckling ]
Thank you. Uh, but why don’t you
sit back and let a professional
take over? We’re so grateful
you’re here. We’ve tried everything.
She just won’t budge. Stand back. This… could get ugly. If you’re talking about
your suit, you’re right. You’re going down,
lunch lady. Bring it, eco-nerd. I took the liberty of going through your trash
last night, and I found some stuff,
alright. Enough to charge you
with murder. Of a little lady
called… Mother Earth! Oh, that’s good.
That’s here. Yeah,
that’s right. You got nothing on me,
recycopath. Exhibit A — you…
throw away batteries. Do you know what could happen
to you for doing this? Nothing?
Well, yeah…for now. But when
this becomes a law, you are in mild amounts
of trouble, lady. Got anything else?
Back to your trash. By the way,
the hair-removal industry thanks you
for your continued support. Exhibit B — you put cans
in the leaf bin. How do you live
with yourself? Quite well. And on Saturdays
and Sundays, butt naked
and drunk all day. Exhibit D… Wait,
didn’t he skip exhibit C? Oh, for God’s sake,
Greg, let the man work. Alright. You… put your magazines in
with the regular trash. Hey,
wait a minute. You subscribe
to “Cats Weekly”?
Yeah. I have two cats. And if you got
a problem with that, you can walk right out —
No, no, no, no. I’m a — I’m a cat guy.
I love cats. What kinda —
What kinda cats you got? Calicos. Got to be a strong person
to have a Calico. You have to act like
you don’t need ’em. That’s the key. Yeah,
but you so do. Oh, yes.
More than air. What’s happening? ♪ You have
the most beautiful eyes. You should see ’em when
I have my blue eye-shadow on. Hey, uh… can I take you
to lunch? Well, actually,
I’m a lunch lady, so that’s pretty much
the only meal I’m not available for. But I am free
for dinner. So am I! I-I-I was gonna make a big deal
out of checking my calendar, but, uh, I’m a man
who likes cats, so… we both know
I’m free. [ Chuckles ] Wait,
are you…done? Is she gonna
recycle now? Who cares, man?! We both love cats! The same breed of cats! Franklin:
He’s looking at her the same way
the FedEx guy looks at my mom.