Ivanka Trump Doesn’t Understand Words

Ivanka Trump Doesn’t Understand Words


SPEAKING OF REPUBLICAN DYNASTIES, THERE’S ONE MEMBER OF
THE TRUMP FAMILY PEOPLE RESPECT: IVANKA. SHE’S GOTTEN A TON OF PRAISE
FROM THE RIGHT FOR HER POISE AND INTELLIGENCE. AT THE SAME TIME, IT TURNS OUT,
SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN. THIS WEEK, ON TWITTER, VICE
WRITER EVE PEYSER COMPILED A LIST OF ALL THE WORDS IVANKA HAS
USED INCORRECTLY, AND IT’S A REAL FORTNIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN TALKING ABOUT HER AND JARED’S MORNING ROUTINE
SHE SAID, “MY HUSBAND HAS INCREDIBLY LONG HOURS, SO I TRY
TO KEEP MINE ON A RELATIVE BASIS.” ( LAUGHTER )
YOU THINK SHE’D KNOW HOW TO USE “RELATIVE,” BECAUSE HER WHOLE
CAREER IS ON “A RELATIVE BASIS.” ( LAUGHTER )
>>Jon: OH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: TURNS OUT — AND WE’VE KNOWN THIS FOR A LITTLE
WHILE — SHE ALSO DOESN’T HAVE THE
STRONGEST GRASP OF THE WORD “COMPLICIT.”>>IF BEING COMPLICIT IS WANTING
TO BE A FORCE FOR GOOD AND TO MAKE A POSITIVE IMPACT, THEN
I’M COMPLICIT.>>STEPHEN: IT DOESN’T MEAN
THAT. ( LAUGHTER )
BUT, BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, SHE MIGHT’VE JUST BEEN TRYING TO
MAKE A POINT AND ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE COMPLICIT.>>I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO
BE COMPLICIT.>>STEPHEN: OKAY. HERE’S ONE FROM TWITTER: “I
CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THEODORE IS EIGHT MONTHS OLD TODAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”>>STEPHEN: HAPPY BIRTHDAY? HE’S EIGHT MONTHS OLD! ( APPLAUSE )
EITHER IVANKA DOESN’T GET HOW BIRTHDAYS WORK, OR DO RICH
PEOPLE GET MORE BIRTHDAYS THAN WE DO? ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) AND THEN THERE’S THIS GEM. “CUDDLING MY LITTLE NEPHEW LUKE,
THE BEST PART OF AN OTHERWISE INCREDIBLE DAY!”
( LAUGHTER ) THAT IS A DUMB STATEMENT IN AN
OTHERWISE STUPID TWEET. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! NOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE MADE
FUN OF IVANKA ONLINE FOR THIS, BUT I’D LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING
IN HER DEFENSE. JIM. I’M A LITTLE BIT COMPLICIT WITH
IVANKA HERE. IF COMPLICIT IS HERETOFORE
DEFINED AS “I SUPPORT HER,” WHICH IT TIMELESSLY DOESN’T. LAUGH
I KNOW THIS ALL SEEMS HUMOROUS BUT, ALBEIT, IT IS NOT. IVANKA RISES AT THE APEX OF
SUNSHINE AND DOES A LOT OF GOOD ON A RELATIVE BASIS. IN FACT, THE ENTIRE TRUMP FAMILY
IS A BIG PART OF AN OTHERWISE GREAT COUNTRY. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERING )
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. AND, IN CONCLUSION, I MIGHT ADD,
SUMMARIZING LASTLY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.

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  1. Hey Stephen, I don't want to learn wrong english from the americans. well speaking an average american speaks poor english compared to real english

  2. Poor girl tries to project an image of intellect when she is evidently ignorant about building a sentence with appropriate words. Just like her dad. It's in the DNA or they went to the same schools.

  3. Genius report. Simple, like a bayonet thrust. The point comes through, with the least words. " otherwise" great job !

  4. Respect, An Ode to my Aid

    Love you Stephen
    So much
    You make even dead People laugh …
    After they wake up ~ for cash?
    When that happens, is it –
    Happy Birthday they say?

  5. Sometimes when kids are molested by a parent starting from a very early age…they think that it's normal behavior…that everyone experiences the same thing with an abuser in their homes.

  6. Ought that not be 'based on her relatives'?
    She does not know the meaning of the word collusion.
    AND by 'incredible' she obviously means she is not credible, you incredulous Fool.

  7. Colbert,. you'll never make up for the asshole you made of yourself when you took such joy in mocking Trump. This all looks like cry baby revenge. Imagine this; President Trump did nothing to people like this guy. They made a living mocking and laughing at him when he announced his candidacy. Then he won and made fools of them all. By simply winning, they target him again. They attacked him for running, then they attack him after he wins. What gives them the right? They're losers, cowards and traitors. It's bordering on treason to mindlessly attack the President for 5 years running. How about you lefties grow up, go to confession, and Colbert you need have another half of an ear sewn on before you talk any more shit.
    How many Hillary voters know that she worships at a witches church? She belongs to a witches church in Los Angeles. She worships the devil, is that who you wanted in the White House? President Trump is a God fearing Christian, but all of you fools voted for a devil worshipper. The former right hand man for the Clinton's exposed this information. He was with them for more then 10 years so he should know. Look it up for yourself, then realize how ignorant you are.

  8. Laugh all you want, that’s why stupids make jokes! I bet you don’t understand what he is saying! Ivanka studied at an Ivy League with honors! So who is stupid! Hahahaha!

  9. Donny you got more ice omg eight months old ? There's no birthday duh ! What's happening at that White House ? That place needs to get raided ! Send in the feds ! Get the communication ! ASAP ! Can't use those positions for personal gains or use of federal communications ! That's been the problem there's no separation ! That's bullshit ! And those security clearances are bogus the entire intelligence community said no – so if Donny days that two unqualified people should get them then it's ok ! America doesn't work like that ! This is a democracy ! Not a dictatorship ! Go to Russia ! Go underground like you said you were gonna so two or actually 958 days ago ! Beat it !

  10. Than you, thank you, thank for so thoroughly exposing this vapid, air headed wannabe for the intellectually deficient fraud she is. Happy birthday.

  11. I just don't understand. If all these Americans can't stand the trumps how is he the president. Unless he is put on the top by the Zionist. Zionist biggest puppet

  12. She has the same problem as her father, recently he saying “oranges” when he meant “origins”, although he may have thought he was being asked what colour fake tan he uses I suppose

  13. This is absolutely insane picayune malarkey. Liberal talk show hosts today are just out and out hateful and mean trying to outshine the competition. Johnny Carson never sunk this low.

  14. How about, when they called you "complicit" and you didn't know the meaning, you like look it up? If someone was describing me and I didn't know the definition that would be my first action. Maybe she was waiting for one of her aides to do it for her.

  15. All the 4000 episode( shows of Stephen Colbert , Jimmy Kimmel , Seth Meyers , James Corden ) on Trump / Trump's family reveal that he is an illegal immigrant. ( somewhere from nomadic clans of steppes , Berber clans of middle east/Gobi/Taklamakan desert ).

  16. The best part? English is her only language. Do you think Trump, or any of his spawn, earned their Degrees, if they have any? Or do you think they bought them?

  17. Wait, the lowest IQ and least educated POTUS in modern history has a child that doesn’t know what words mean? That’s unbelievable!

  18. This video aged poorly. Just type in Ivanka Trump and watch her Fox interview. Then come back and try and make this argument.

    Selective editing is fun, isn't it lefties?

  19. All of you are hypocrites. It is always okay for the left to do, but not the right. I feel sorry for miserable, depressed, racist, hate-filled, mad at the world, basement dwelling, hypocritical, mentally ill liberals…I really do. I actually even PRAY for you!

  20. This cold beer dude is surely a wounded soul, and or just a Prick with a capitol P, Mindless attacks on the Person who we the people voted to be our elected President. He's a true blithering idiot!! TRULY ONLY LOW INTELLECTS WOULD FIND THIS SUB par so called entertainer even remotely funny. If you do LOOK REAL CLOSE AT WHAT YOU MIGHT REALLY BE, NEXT TIME YOU LOOK AY YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR

  21. ugggh Stephen Colbert's such a tool of a puppet.. and all you sjw fem Hillary supporters that blindly follow his lies.. ur all sheep

  22. anybody who watches Stephen puppet colbert is automatically anti trump lol.. ur all so stupid it's funny.. putting so much energy on hating someone you don't personally know at all lol.. what a waste.. ur all just a waste

  23. You really are clutching at straws aren't you SC in being complicit with all the BS the MSM puts out there, & so are all the a-licking commenters. NOTHING to see, or worry about here.
    & PS: As if your career is not 'on a relative basis'.

  24. Aa usual…. The left jumbling people's words around to make people sound dumb. Sooo… Trump has fixed more problems for our country than the past 4 President's combined. That is a fact!!! Ivanka's last 60min interview makes her sound like the 1st prez out the us. You people are cattle lead by the leftist media agenda. Say mmmmoooooo!

  25. This is bad. Who is this guy? This stuff is contrived, meaningless and has the only purpose of making this clown look good

  26. Colbert you are nothing but trouble making worthless scum, how can anybody believe this stupid puke but another stupid puke

  27. She thinks that speaking slowly and quietly makes her sound informed, thoughtful, and intelligent. Not a great plan.

  28. TRUTH be KNOWN….trump has done absolutely NOTHING to try to unify this country. He has lied so many times we've lost count. He has never taken responsibility for his hate speech that contributed to the recent domestic terrorist attacks. He WILL NOT EVER be a man of respect. He is a coward and a bully. He WILL be remembered as such. He is hated by over half of the American people. His base of loud mouth DEPLORABLES are the minority. The majority of fair minded Americans MUST come together against this fascist dictator wannabe LIAR trump. We MUST VOTE out his supporters. We MUST fight the fascist dictator wannabe and his DEPLORABLE disgusting delusional brainwashed supporters. Thanks to everyone that voted BLUE…go CNN….thanks for opposing LIAR traitor trump….the majority of Americans stand with you and the freedom of the press…..

  29. Allegedly, Ivanka has been floating around the world with a security clearance, at taxpayers expense to cover up dirt for daddy dearest.

  30. Ivanka has substance abuse. You can tell. All Donald's family have substance abuse. She took after her father when it came to intelligence. My goat has more intelligence than the Trump family.

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