Jemaine Clement – Shiny (From “Moana”)

Jemaine Clement – Shiny (From “Moana”)


[plops]♪♪♪♪ Well, Tamatoa hasn’t
always been this glam ♪ ♪ I was a drab
little crab once ♪ ♪ Now I know I can be
happy as a clam ♪ ♪ Because I’m beautiful,
baby ♪ ♪ Did your granny say,
“Listen to your heart ♪ ♪ Be who you are
on the inside”? ♪ ♪ I need three words
to tear her argument apart ♪ ♪ Your granny lied ♪ ♪ I’d rather be shiny ♪ ♪ Like a treasure
from a sunken pirate wreck ♪ ♪ Scrub the deck ♪ ♪ And make it look shiny ♪ ♪ I will sparkle like
a wealthy woman’s neck ♪ ♪ Just a sec ♪ ♪ Don’t cha know ♪ ♪ Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ ♪ They chase anything
that glitters ♪ ♪ Beginners, oh ♪ ♪ And here
they come, come, come ♪ ♪ To the brightest thing
that glitters ♪ ♪ Mmm, fish dinners ♪ ♪ I just love free food ♪♪ Free food ♪♪ And you look like seafood ♪♪ Seafood ♪No! Hey, clam cake! I’m back. Mwah. It’s Maui time! [gasps] [yelps] What do you say,
little buddy? Giant hawk– coming up. Cha-hoo! Cha-hoo! [gasps] ♪ Well, well, well ♪ ♪ Little Maui’s having
trouble with his look ♪ ♪ Ya little semi, demi
mini god! ♪ Ouch. ♪ What a terrible performance,
get the hook! ♪ Get it?
♪ You don’t swing it
like you used to, man ♪ ♪ Yet I have to give you
credit for my start ♪ ♪ And your tattoos
on the outside ♪ ♪ For just like you ♪ ♪ I made myself
a work of art ♪ ♪ I’ll never hide ♪ ♪ I can’t, I’m too shiny! ♪ ♪ Watch me dazzle
like a diamond in the rough ♪ ♪ Strut my stuff ♪ ♪ My stuff is so shiny! ♪ ♪ Send your armies,
but they’ll never be enough! ♪ ♪ My shell’s too tough,
Maui, man ♪ ♪ You could try, try, try ♪ ♪ But you can’t expect
a demigod ♪ ♪ To beat a decapod ♪ Look it up. ♪ You will die, die, die ♪ ♪ Now it’s time
for me to take apart ♪ ♪ Your achin’ heart ♪ ♪ Far from the ones
who abandoned you ♪ ♪ Chasing the love
of these humans ♪ ♪ Who made you feel wanted ♪ ♪ You try to be tough ♪ ♪ But your armor’s
just not hard enough ♪ ♪ Maui, now it’s time
to kick your heinie ♪ ♪ Ever seen someone so shiny ♪ ♪ Soak it in ’cause it’s
the last you’ll ever see ♪♪ C’est la vie, mon ami ♪♪ I’m so shiny ♪ ♪ Now I eat you
so prepare your final plea ♪ ♪ Just for me ♪ ♪ You’ll never
be quite as shiny ♪ ♪ You wish you were
nice n’ shiny ♪ [grunting] [girl] Hey! Hm? I got something shiny
for ya.

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  1. Things Tamatoa did in one video

    Told Moana that her GMA is a liar
    sang about fabilous he is
    almost killed and ate her
    beat the holy hell out of maui
    psychologically beat the hell out of maui by calling out all his inadequices and sad backstory
    still sang about his fabouloiousness
    approved of maui sweet tats
    continued beating Maui like he stole something
    went all pink elephants on parade and broke 4th wall

  2. YoU CaN'T rUn fROm mE.
    moana runs
    oh you can… you keep surprising me!
    this is an example why i love this character.

  3. Lin was listening to Bowie on a loop when he wrote this song, it's a partial tribute to David Bowie

  4. This song gives me the chills. ITS SCARY AS HELL!! I mean think about it……a guy casually and happily sings about killing a demigod and crushing him in a children's song.

  5. What the hell you mean comments? “He went for psychological damage in the second verse?” Ummm…hello?:

    Did your granny say listen to your heart?
    Be who you are on the inside.
    I need “three words” to tear her argument apart
    Your granny lied!
    Yo, dude told you what time it was straight out the gate. I personally went from 0:05 awww that’s sad I can relate; to emotionally baffled and scarred barely before Tamatoa’s first rip. Like Granny literally just died. Moana lost someone who believed in her from the very beginning. And then for someone to come along and say, “yeah, that dead grandma of yours is nothing but a liar” like owww!!!🥺🥺 Tamatoa went for the head… did no one where have grandparents who believed in them?

  6. Moano:Ah shit I can't go any where with a song randomly playing
    Maui:Ah shot here we go again with this crab singing

  7. Far from the ones who abandoned you chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted. You try to be tough, but your armor's just not hard enough. All demigods relate.

  8. Right now what I want to see – in fact what I can see just see now – is a Niffler climbing all over his shell and prying off all the shiny items. Don't think he'd be able to catch a Niffler, too small and too fast.

  9. The writers did their research

    1. Coconut crabs are known to steal shiny objects such as silverware and metal.
    2. Coconut crabs are very big crabs. Look them up and click images.
    3. They can be violent and sometimes cannibalistic.
    4. Crabs are in the class of decapods. In the song, Tamaota says “You can’t except a demigod, to beat a decapod”

    There you go! Tamaota is a Coconut crab.

  10. I remember when my class was watching this for a project and the interpreter was singing “Shinayyy” 💀

  11. It was very funny when he had confidence and was about to turn into a giant Hawk and he turned into so many tiny animals I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

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