Joseline Hernandez’s New Reality Show

Joseline Hernandez’s New Reality Show

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(audience applauds) Say hello to my co-hosts, my studio audience. How you doin’? How you doin’? I’m doin’ okay. Let’s get started. It’s time for Hot Topics. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) (deep bass music) The whole thing. Ooh, boy. I love all my Wendy Watchers but I have to give a little shout out to a nine-month-old. His name is Tashawn. He lives in Karnes City, Texas. I hope I’m saying that right. Karnes City, Texas. Tashawn watches every day with his mom, Savannah. Aw. And I wish that every Wendy Watcher was so excited. Take a look. (laughs) (audience whoops on television) Here’s Wendy. (Tashawn squeals) (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) How you doin’? Thank you so much for watching, Savannah. Your baby is adorable. Anyway, Joseline Hernandez, you knew it was a matter of time before she got her own reality show. (audience gasps)
(audience applauds) Yeah. Just the other day, I was talkin’ about Joseline being on Married With Medicine and we all saw that, or maybe we didn’t. I saw. And I said she needs to be a permanent character, not that I can see her blending with the doctors’ wives and stuff like that, but it’s not my practice. What do I care? I’m just watching. She’s a whole lotta entertain, I love my Puerto Rican princess. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) So Joseline’s Cabaret is what the show is called. Okay, here’s the premise. It’s gonna have her returning to home, to Miami, to help a struggling gentleman’s club. (audience murmurs) Now you can imagine, she’ll probably be workin’ the pole and doing splits. (audience gasps) And then she’ll bring in a whole bunch of good-lookin’ women doin’ the same thing. And she’s doing all this simultaneously on the show, while pursuing her music career. (audience murmurs) (audience laughs) And being a mom. Well being a mom is a job. But here’s the thing, first, Joseline, you have to see your kid more. Because no, well, hold on. I was talking to Stevie J and Faith, who you know, they’re a couple now. I told you this, randomly on the phone the other week, Stevie just called up. He got my number, he called up, whatever. Anyway, so I’m like “So what’s the deal “with you and Joseline? “Where’s the baby?” And he told me that he’s got the baby most of the time. Oh. Well look, that’s one man’s side of the story. We don’t know her side. (audience laughs) But point being is that this is, Joseline is good TV. And what else is she supposed to do? You can’t knock somebody from paying their bills and she’s a mom now, and every day, we get older and every day, we have to figure out what we’re gonna do 20 years from now. Who’s gonna pay our bills? So it’s on The Zeus Network. Now that is the network that has the Blac Chyna show, which honestly, I still haven’t seen. I only see clips when we talk about it during Hot Topics or you guys bring me all the clips. And also, the upcoming Tokyo Toni, Blac Chyna’s mom’s show. Oh. So that would be back to back good entertainment with all three of ’em. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Yeah. Thing is, Zeus is on the computer, I think, right? Yeah, it’s like Netflix, it’s a streaming. Netflix and Hulu and Prime. But I can watch Netflix on my actual TV when I’m layin’ in bed. Yeah, yeah, you can airplay it to your TV. Zeus? Yeah. (laughs) (audience laughs) I’m still tryin’ to figure out how to navigate through Spectrum, that’s my cable company. (audience laughs) The best customer service when they get on the phone but the worst, like everything’s pixelated or it cuts off. I mean I don’t know what your service is but that’s mine. Zeus is the furthest thing from my mind ’cause I’m just tryin’ to figure out, if I roll over the remote one wrong time, done. (audience laughs) But the people who work there are very nice though, I must say, they know what they’re doing, and I’ve even said to them sideways, I’m like, “Look, do you understand?” They’re like, “We know, we hear it all the time.” Anyway, so Tiffany Haddish says that she’s done with opening up about her personal life. Tiffany, (audience gasps) this looks real good, she’s got real good, natural hair. (audience applauds) Good edges, her hairline and stuff. And she adds stuff in. That’s a good picture. Anyway, Tiffany said that she decided to change her ways after watching a video called 10 Things You Should Always Keep To Yourself. (audience laughs) She tweeted that “I’m going to be a different “type of entertainer. “I’m done with being an open book. “Sorry world, no more raw entertainment from me.” Aw. Too soon. And I like her, you know I like Tiff. She’s been to the house, we’ve hung out before and stuff like that, but I gotta call it like I see it. Too soon. We just got to know her, what, two years ago, or somethin’ like that? And now you wanna pull back? No. No, you can’t lose that edge. The thing is is that, and I don’t know this for a fact but in my mind, I betcha she’s gotten it from being on a family-friendly show. Now she comes on on Sunday nights. Look. (audience applauds) I watch that show with those kids. It’s called Kids Say The Darndest Things. And it’s wholesome, and she’s back to back. At first, it’s Alfonso Ribeiro with Funniest Home Videos. I love that. And then it goes into Tiff and then it goes into Shark Tank. So it’s a whole family-friendly night on… What the snake is going on? (audience members squeal) Adorable. Adorable. (audience applauds) Fabulous. Fabulous. Stand up, let me see. Uh-huh. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Mhm, okay, okay. You’re gonna work your look. How you doin’? How you doin’? Welcome. Okay, sit back down, we only have an hour. (audience laughs) But you look adorable. My co-hosts. (laughs) (audience laughs) Anyway, so if you’re on a family-friendly show, you can’t be talkin’ about yes Chingy, we did sleep together. You know what I mean? Tiff behind the scenes is filthy. (audience laughs) And she will hit you with those 16 bars of filth and she knows how to twerk. She likes to go out and look at the men. Just a natural girl who’s living her best life right now. But she got thrown into the family thing, and so now you can’t twerk and spit filth. So I expect that, she’s smart, I’m sure the bosses didn’t even have to come to her about that. She probably was sittin’ back, but she’s real career-minded. Don’t mistake her smiles for being stupid or anything. She’s very smart about her career. And so I suspect that that’s what it is. If I were her, I would go with the big pay check for network TV. It’s just that some of us as people, (audience applauds) some of us as people who know you from doing your standup stuff where that’s filthy too, you talk about your personal life and things like that. How these men out here in the streets and it’s funny. But you can’t do both these days, I guess. It’s horrible. What are some of the things that were on that list? They said 10 things not to talk about in public. Don’t talk about your personal life, which then what do you, what? Your goals. Yeah, don’t talk about your, okay. It’s don’t talk about your personal life, which that’s weird because we all talk about our personal lives. It’s just that we have to know when to stop. Give the crowd, your girlfriends or whoever you’re with just enough without seeming standoffish, but don’t tell them everything. Don’t talk about your goals. I don’t talk about my goals with life. Well as a matter of fact, I share more with you than I do with my actual people I know in real life, only ’cause, and even then, I don’t talk about my tippy-tippy-top goal. I never have. Because if you don’t achieve it, then they’re like oh, you’re still down here with us. (audience laughs) (audience applauds) Or if you achieve it then they’re like oh, they get pissed at you because you had a futuristic vision and you achieved your goal, so then you have to kick them to the curb as friends. They say don’t talk about wealth or lack thereof. Don’t talk about family problems. Well I agree with that. Surface level, you don’t talk about family problems. You might say oh my cousin is a pain in the behind, this is what happened. Don’t talk about your fears or weakness. Well that’s big to me. Do not tell your friends, I don’t care how friendy you are with them, about your fears and weakness ’cause they will prey upon that. (audience murmurs) What is a friend? A friend is somebody that you know until you don’t need ’em anymore so they’re no good for you. You can’t hang on forever. I hate to say that. I hate to say that. But the world is such, it’s turned on such an axis. Oh, and they say, one of the things on the list, don’t talk about resentments about the past. (audience murmurs) Well see, I would think that’d be the safe thing to talk about ’cause it’s the past, it’s over. Now let’s talk about that, you know what I mean? (laughs) (audience applauds) I really like my costume today. It’s from Burlington. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Right? Nice wooly with some stretch. I wanted to wear a T-shirt underneath ’cause it’s freezing here, but nevertheless, I suffer. (audience laughs) So Lamar Odom, everybody, wants to start a family with his girlfriend. (audience gasps) He wants a new life. All right. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) I mean I don’t know. I just think it’d be better if he just cleaned up his old life. (audience applauds) He seemed so with it on Dancing With The Stars. Just because he got cut, but his eyes weren’t glassy and he seemed with us, except when he scratched his junk. (laughs) (audience laughs) (Norman laughs) Lamar recently said that he wants more babies. Ideally, he wants twin boys. Look at him be picky. I don’t understand the whole picky parent of it all and I think these days, they can put a Petri dish together and let you have the kids that you want, the eye color and, just weird. There are some things that are just supposed to happen naturally. Sorry for bein’ old school. But anyway, Lamar’s 39 and he’s dating a health life coach. Her name is Sabrina Parr. She’s 32. (audience applauds) Suzanne, you thought she’d be white? Well I wasn’t sure but they look cute together. Yeah, I like her. Yeah, she’s young. She has two kids already and Lamar has two kids as well. Destiny is 21 and Lamar Jr. is 17. My thought is that I want him to be happy and if he’s gonna start a new life with no drugs and gettin’ off the Hollywood scene, he’s lost friends and everyone deserves their happiness. But a new family is, I don’t know, is that dismissive of the old family? (audience murmurs) Does that mean that Destiny and Lamar Jr. got the worst of him and so they just have to deal with that? (audience murmurs) No, but listen to me, listen to me. These two kids right here have I guess gotten the, excuse me, worst of him? And so he’s gonna give his best into a brand new family with a brand new woman? (audience murmurs) And then not only that but whatever money he has, and according to Norman, it’s zero. (audience laughs)
(Norman laughs) I was just being very shady behind the scenes. (laughs) Well now I’m bein’ shady to you in front of the scenes. (laughs) No, but whatever money Lamar does have left, now it has to be split four ways, plus takin’ care of a whole ‘nother household? Somewhere in there, I think Destiny and Lamar, if I was Destiny, I’d be, I would not be happy. If I was Lamar Jr., I would not be happy. So we got the worst of you? You were barely here and now whatever money you have left, we’re gonna have to split it four ways? I wish him well, Lamar, I wish you well. And about the woman that he’s, Sabrina, okay, so she’s a life coach. Well, prior to being a (laughs)… (audience laughs)
(audience murmurs) Come on, we gotta get the full story out. Prior to being a life coach, she did spend five months in prison. (laughs) (audience gasps) (audience applauds) Listen, listen, for assaulting her husband with a trophy in the head. She hit him in the head with a trophy. I don’t know what the husband did but, for cheating on her, right? He accused her of cheating. Oh he accused her of cheating? Oh. Okay. Well, so but she’s turned her life around, everybody. Let’s give people a second chance. I was minding my own business in the street the other day and I was stopped by a man. I didn’t wanna stop because he was gigantic and I wanted to run. But he had a nice smile and he said, “Wendy,” and so he was walkin’ with me. I was walkin’ fast, right? (audience laughs) I was walkin’ fast. And he was walkin’ with me. He said, “Wendy, “I was locked up for 18 months on a gun charge in Boston “and your show was the only thing “that I looked forward to every day.” Aw. Look, look, look, look. (laughs) (audience applauds) Look, look, look. He goes, “And when we would sit,” I guess TV time, whatever time the show comes on in Boston, I think 10 o’clock in the morning, I’m not sure, but he said “If anybody messed with the remote, “they’re gonna be chairs flyin’ and tables tossin’.” And so I say all that to say so she did five months ’cause he thought that she cheated, but maybe Lamar can find happiness with this woman. And on another note, shout out to all the inmates. I do appreciate my captive audience. Thank you. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Thank you. Just so happens that I had a Wendy T-shirt in my bag at the same time. And I took it, I said, “This probably won’t fit you (audience laughs) “but it’s never been worn. “I just got it from the prize closet “and maybe you can give it to somebody that you like.” He was so appreciative. And then we took a selfie. Aw. Yeah, yeah, I took a selfie. (audience applauds) I love celebrity lookalikes. We got some good ones for you today. It’s time for Celebrity Lookalikes. Hit it. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) (upbeat music) (audience whoops) Oh gosh. (Wendy sighs) I’m so excited about goin’ to LA for that star on Thursday. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) I got a whole thing planned. I’m gonna mix it up socially speaking. I’m goin’ to the hip hop club on Friday night. I forget which one but some arrangements have been made. And on, no, Thursday night, and then on Friday night, I’m goin’ to the gay club. Yeah. (audience cheers) I think they call it Blow. Okay, our first celebrity lookalike comes from Mya M, who watches the Wendy Show on WZTV in Nashville, Tennessee. Mya thinks that she looks like Nicole Murphy. Mya, you’d better come through ’cause here’s the real beautiful Nicole Murphy. (audience murmurs) All right, Mya, come with it. (audience gasps)
(audience applauds) Yes. Yes, yes. Wow, that’s a good one. Okay, our next celebrity lookalike comes from Kelly J who watches the Wendy Show on KRIV in Spring, Texas. Kelly thinks that her brother looks like Woody Harrelson. All right, now let’s take a look at Wood. And now, let’s take a look at Kerry, I mean Kerry’s brother. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) Wow. Wow. That’s a good one, Kerry. Thank you, Kelly. I always thought he was attractive. Yep. You know what I mean? Okay. Our next celebrity lookalike comes from Jason V who watches the Wendy Show on KTTV in Anaheim, California. And Jason thinks that his great-grandfather, Angelo, (laughs) looks like Jonah Hill. Okay, so here’s the real Jonah Hill. All right, now let’s take a look at Angelo. Yes. Oh. (audience applauds) Yeah. Oh. Jason, thank you. All right, now, look, our final celebrity lookalike comes from Cindy W who watches the Wendy Show on WBMA in Tulooscala, Alabama. Tuscaloosa. (audience laughs) Shershemburger. No, Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Cindy thinks that she… Cindy, Cindy, I’m gonna fight you. (audience laughs) In a good way. She thinks that she looks like John Goodman. (audience gasps) Okay, here’s the real John Goodman. (audience murmurs) Okay, now wait. Now here’s a lovely Wendy Watching woman named Cindy. (audience laughs) I’m done. I’m done, I’m going home. I’m done. If you or someone you know looks like a celebrity, sharing is funny. Go to We’ve got more great show for you, everybody. Up next, American Housewife, Katy Mixon is here, so grab a snack and come on back. (audience cheers)
(audience applauds) (dance music) (audience whoops) ♪ Feel, feel, feel it ♪ ♪ Feel, feel it-it ♪ ♪ Woo ♪

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  1. I wanna see a Joseline Hernandez show bout as bad as i watch Wendy big bird William’s show. I watched when Nick Cannon was hosting & Jerry O’connell

  2. Wendy is so mofoing messy. She is so miserable with her life that she defects and shades everyone else. She’s just negative 👎 and wants to laugh at everybody. But let’s not forget ur hero of 20 plus years has a baby w another woman that she is taking care of….

  3. Unfortunately, I will not be watching the trashy show that Joseline while me entertaining just to make a Coin to live a certain lifestyle for her Child. Go to College or Open a legit business

  4. I’d fly to Hollyweird just to take a 💩 on your ⭐️Yeah Wendy you’re despicable and nasty, no character and you’ll never been seen as a humanitarian or anything positive, just a messy bitter woman

  5. I need 9:25 to 11:00 on an IG post so i can save it and repost it for my whatsapp contacts. ASAP…buh nobody do it yet 😣 its what everybody needs to hear

  6. Joseline's Cabaret will be the BIGGEST SHOW ON ZEUS NETWORK!
    Mark my words! Please don't watch my videos, thanks people!

  7. I agree that Tiffany Haddish talks too much. Like the time she mentioned that scenario with Beyoncé then talking about sleeping with chingy

  8. the tv show is actually good..the blac chyna show on zeus..i saw 2 episodes for free…im waiting on the

  9. Wendy how about you put Kelvin and his new baby mamma on hot topics lol…we definitely wanna know whats happening behind the scenes of y'all divorce…afterall,you airing everyone else's business out.


  11. I guess if Norman is okay with his teeth being yellow then I guess it’s fine with me.🤷🏾‍♀️ all I know is if I’ve got a good job with dental insurance, then yeah I’m keeping my teeth health, and white. 😬

  12. Whether you love Joseline or hate her you can't deny that there is a boring moment with her and that she doesn't give people something to talk about.

  13. Suzann with that loud laugh she blurted out when Wendy mentioned that club called Blow that she was gonna to be going to in Cali 😆😆

  14. Listen stop, with all that, she had her baby most of the time. Stevie wouldn't even have that baby if he wasnt leaning on faith

  15. America is a great country…you can go from being a stripper to fame in no time…I am not being sarcastic or throwing shade

  16. Worried about how is money is gonna be split even more, sad frame of mind to think of that. His kids are almost grown, let the man be happy just cause she married a douche bag.

  17. Wendy you flip flop back n fourth so dammmm much it comes across fake af yeah i watch every day but u rude af……
    Why hasnt an audince member checked u ?.?

    Ps dont laugh at people doing time it could happen to any body….
    According to hot topics….

    And girl club Blow in Hollywood is major. …

    But like i said rude af

  18. What the hell is so funny about spending 5 months in prison, and why does Wendy think that domestic violence against a man is laughable?

  19. Wendy “How you doin?” You can download the Zeus App onto your TV and use it the same way you use NextFlix and Hulu. Just go to search on your Smart TV menu settings, type in Zeus and click it to download it. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  20. Where are the standards of TV and woman? This world has lost all its morals. And don’t get me started on Blac Cuna.

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