Key & Peele – Meegan and Andre Break Up

Key & Peele – Meegan and Andre Break Up

So what do you want
to do tonight? Like, I was thinking
maybe we could meet up with Amy and Brad,
and, like, before that, we could go to Angela’s,
and before that, we could, like, just go– Meegan. I have something
to say. [exhales sharply] I had to say it
in person because it’s–
it’s, like, super important. Okay. Um… I know this is sudden,
but, like, I’ve been thinking
about this for a while. And I know this is something
that needs to happen. I’m breaking up
with you. Cool.
Love it. Totally fine
with that. – R-Really?
– Yeah. ‘Cause I thought– I was really worried that you were
gonna be, like, mad. Mad?
Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? No, of course
I’m not mad. People grow apart.
It happens. It’s, like,
part of life. No, I’m totally fine. Like, love it,
love it, love it. Um…
[clears throat] So… Uh, um… we had a good run. Yeah. And, uh, don’t be
a stranger. Can I just– Can I ask why? – Why?
– Yeah, like, whatevs. Like, I’m doing some work
on myself and, like, trying to grow
as a person, so I’d really, like,
appreciate to know why. Yeah, um… Okay, yeah,
that’s, like– You know, I think
that you’re kind of, like, a controlling
person who– Thank you.
Thank you for that. That’s nice.
Thank you for that. Cool.
No problem. So you know what
your problem is, Andre? What? You keep tabs
on people. Every little thing
somebody does, you have to keep
a tab of it. Wait. I-I can’t tell
if you’re angry or not. I’m not. Mm, totally not angry. No, I’m excited.
It’s good. It’s just, like,
you said your piece, and I just think
that I deserve the human decency to say my piece. Right, right. Is that–
is that not okay? No, no, no.
It’s– Of course, of course. You’re a controlling,
manipulative person. Everyone says that. I-I don’t think
that I am. Yes, you are, Andre. Yes, you motherfucking are. Okay, now–now,
you sound pretty angry. I’m not angry! I’m not angry.
I’m fine. I love it! I love that you came
to my house, and you broke up with me
in my space. And I’m gonna think about that
every time I’m here. That’s great.
That is so perfect for me. [crying]
It’s the best thing
that’s ever happened to me. Where else was
I supposed to do it? ‘Cause you won’t come
to my house. Oh, here he is.
The puppet master is back. But I’m not–
No, I’m not the puppet master. Why are you
doing this to me? It’s true.
You won’t come to my house. You said my apartment
looks like two rats just shit in it
every fucking day. Oh, right,
like, thank you for that. I’m a bitch.
Thank you. I didn’t call–
no, I didn’t say “bitch.” – I didn’t–
– Which is it? Am I evil,
or am I a bitch? No, no, you’re
not evil, Meegan. Well, then why
are you punishing me? I’m not punishing you.
I’m not– You broke up with me, and I’m not supposed
to feel punished. – Who thinks like that?
– [shouting] I don’t know!
I’m sorry. I’m sorry,
okay, Meegan? I guess I didn’t think
it through. Well, it’s, like,
too late now. – I mean, we’re done.
– No, it’s not too late. Meegan, Meegan,
seriously, I just– I-I-I had a feeling
that I thought was true, and clearly–
clearly it wasn’t true. Like, I’m so confused. Like, are you
breaking up with me, or are you not
breaking up with me? Meegan, I’m not
breaking up with you! Okay, cool. So what do you want
to do tonight? Like, I want to hang out
with Amy and Brad, but maybe before that,
we can go to Angela’s. [dark music] ♪ ♪ What just happened?

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  1. M so happy to hear that you wana break up with me"..
    but you just can't do that over the phone, not in my house and m not comeing out with sad face..

  2. Anybody watching this thinking this feels or sounds familiar: it's called gaslighting and is a very unhealthy relationship. Don't doubt yourself or second guess, just leave as soon as it hits you. You're not crazy.

  3. Moment I heard.

    ”Can I just… Can I ask why??”

    Im like😫😫….Run white nigga!! Run!!!

    😨😨and he sat down 😰😰 dead man walking

  4. Meegan is leo i swear to god she is me im meegan lol so fucking funny 🥰🥰😇🥰🥰👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽🍒🍒🍒🍒💞💞💞💞💞💋💋💋💋💋🤡🤡🤡🤪🤪🤪🤪🎆🎆🎆🌠🌠🌠🌃🌃🌃🌃💝💝💝💝💝💝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽🛸🛸🛸

  5. Me when my baby says something I go from am not angry to 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 then okay let's not fight🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😆

  6. I feel like I've experienced this already. A woman getting you to think you're the guilty one and making you apologize. Too real.

  7. If this is a horror psycho crime movie, this is almost the ending part where he will try to survive and run out from that house alive.

  8. Why! 🤣🤣🤣… Never give them the real reason why. Knowing she crazy. Once a person breaks up in say okay you know she crazy. 🤣🤣🤣 she about to go super Saiyan crazy run if not you be trap in her head she knows you like a book got your ass🤣🤣🤣…

  9. to all the guys (and a few girls) saying they dealt with women like this. wow i am so sorry i hope you all find someone who doesn’t make you feel like crap. i have severe anxiety and depression i couldn’t handle someone like that in my life. i would be mentally and emotionally drained and i’m already drained enough.

  10. His mistake was staying back to explain himself. He's a decent man who thinks that he can sit down and have a reasonable discussion with people. This may be right when he's dealing with a reasonable person, but Meegan is a narcissistic manipulator. She will not be reasonable. He noticed the red flags but he was too naive. The best thing he could have done when she asked why was simply say "It's just not working out between us. Respectfully, I have to go." And then LEAVE!

    Manipulators are masters at verbal judo. They will throw whatever you say back at you. Just don't bother.

  11. Man they nailed it,I'm a white dude,and i can't tell you how many times i went through that exact same shit,smh,i finally learned to just be like yep we done its over and then get the hell on.can i get a reason?no bitch. bye!and then I'm ghost 👻

  12. “What just happened”— She controlled and manipulated you. Claimed that you do those things first, just so you can NOT break up with her. I can’t believe people like these exists. Nice guys and girls need to have self respect and stand up for themselves.

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