Key & Peele – School Bully

Key & Peele – School Bully


[bell rings] [indistinct chatter] – [laughs]
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WHY YOU READIN’, BITCH? – BECAUSE I LIKE TO READ,
AND THIS IS A REALLY GOOD BOOK. – YOU’RE A REALLY GOOD BITCH,
BITCH. – WHY YOU GOTTA
BOTHER ME, MAN? – BECAUSE.
[dramatic piano music] I’M NOT DOING
VERY WELL IN SCHOOL. I’M READING
AT A THIRD-GRADE LEVEL. I REALLY DON’T WANT
TO GET LEFT BACK, SO WHEN I SEE SOMEBODY
READING FOR FUN, IT MAKES ME FEEL
THAT MUCH MORE STUPID! AND THEN I GET MAD!
[music stops] – UM, I DIDN’T
KNOW THAT. I– THANKS SO MUCH
FOR OPENING UP TO ME– – SHUT UP, QUEER! – I DON’T UNDERSTAND. WHY–I MEAN,
WHY YOU GOTTA GO THERE? [piano music] – I’VE BEEN HAVING
SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT SOME OF
THE OTHER GUYS AT SCHOOL. – WHAT?
– GIMME THAT! I’M AFRAID OF THESE FEELINGS
AND WHAT THEY MIGHT MEAN. IT’S LIKE, BECAUSE
I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH, I GOTTA
POINT THAT HATE OUTWARD TOWARDS YOU!
[snickers] [music stops] – YOU UNDERSTAND THIS
ON SUCH A DEEP LEVEL THAT– – I DON’T UNDERSTAND [bleep]!
– WHOA! – NOW I’M GONNA
PUNISH YOU PHYSICALLY FOR ACKNOWLEDGING
MY EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS! – WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, I WAS GONNA SAY IF YOU
UNDERSTAND YOURSELF SO WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TRY WORKING ON CHANGING IT. – OF COURSE
I WANT TO CHANGE IT! BUT IT’S THE ONLY
DEFENSE MECHANISM I HAVE AGAINST DEEPER, MORE TERRIFYING
PROBLEMS BURIED INSIDE OF ME! [brakes squeak] YOU’RE LUCKY MY DAD’S HERE.
[piano music] – [banging]
GET IN THE DAMN TRUCK, SON. I NEED TO TAKE YOU HOME AND BEAT
ON YOU ‘CAUSE I HATE MYSELF. AND YOU LOOK LIKE
YOUR MOTHER WHO LEFT ME. THEN I’M GONNA BLOCK OUT
THE GUILT I FEEL OVER MISTREATING YOU
WITH A RIVER OF VODKA. – I’M GONNA INTERNALIZE THAT AND UNKNOWINGLY TRANSFER IT
ONTO YOU TOMORROW. ♪ COMING RELUCTANTLY.

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  1. Honestly, if bullies would understand themselves on such a deep level at this character, there wouldn’t be a big problem with bullying. Also, if the teachers and parents understood this at such a deep level as well, there also wouldn’t be a problem with bullying.

  2. I guess the 4K dislikes must come from the lgbt Community….. because everybody no gay people were born that way😬

  3. That was so fucking random where in mid-sentence he yells "GIMME THAT" with a slap. Holy fuck that caught me off-guard.

  4. This skit is hilarious, there's no doubt about that, but if the youth is looking towards the television to obtain confidence, then we have a fucking problem as society. Fucking period. It's common knowledge that bullies have their own underlying issues. Teach your snot nosed brat to deal with it. The world is becoming hilarious. The next generation is fucked

  5. Tbh theres always that one guy in a group where their just there to agree with the other guy by saying yeah get em, Haha, good one like the hype man.

  6. Wow. I had no idea that my high school bully was just an illiterate homo that was physically abused at home. I get it now.

  7. Blue shirt: Me (13 yrs old)
    Green jacket: Darnel Franklin
    (16 yrs old)
    Oak Park Middle School
    Year: 1989
    No one helped me because they were just glad that Darnel was not picking on them that day…

  8. Reminds of a guy I grew up with who use to always be angry. I never understood why initially but as time progressed I realized that he lived with his Grandmother in an 1 bedroom apartment and slept on the couch. His parents were young and completely out the picture, mother & father. His father may had passed but I can't remember but I do know he didn't have his mother either. I don't believe he ever met them. I use to ask, "Man, why you always so mad?". He'd just tell me to shut up and snark at me. Anyways, he went to prison in 2008, a month before his 18th birthday, for 2nd degree murder. I wish I had a way to help him prior to it all. All I can do now is pray for him.
    He's not the only one. I know plenty that ended up literally, "dead & in jail".

  9. The guy on the blue shirt must be thinking if he's still on Earth or he's got telepathy or something…

  10. Psychological projection is a defense mechanism in which the human ego defends itself against unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others. So next time you are being verbally abused in You Tube you know why lol 🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮

  11. I actually had a bully just like that, white guy. One day I asked him why he always beats me up, as he was walking away he turned around and said, "because the niggers in my class keep beating ME up". After that he didn't mess with me no more.

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