Hello Hello Lucky Garage Yes Madam I am speaking from Lucky Garage. Actually, I am Nikita Speaking. Yes My car has broken down in Koligaon. And your name is written on the board. So can you please come. Yes Madam I will reach there. Ok Miss Nikita . Yes. I am Lucky. Oh. Mr. Lucky So Sorry. I have called you in such heavy rain. But I didn’t have any other option. No Madam Its Ok. And its our duty to give service to customer when they are in need. Please Open the bonnet I will find out the problem. Ok Have you found out what is the problem ? Why are u getting wet in the rain ? No problem. You please sit inside the car. What happened ? I will tell you. Ok. Sit Sit. Yes. There is some problem in the carburettor. Ok. So we have to take the car to the garage. Ok We will tow the car. Is it ok ? Ok. Please come madam. Come Inside. Sorry its little dirty. Its Ok. You sit over here. Till then I will find out the problem in carburettor. Ok. Madam Yes. You are wet. Yes I am wet One minute I will give you towel. Take this. Thank You. Oh God. Are you alright ? It seems you got cold because of getting wet in rain. Yes. If you want then I can drop at your home. Home. I will deliver the car in the morning. Do you know ? My house is 150kms faraway from here. Will you come ? 150 kms ? Yes. But your clothes are totally wet. Yes they are wet. If you stay in wet clothes for more time then you will get cold. But there is no any other option. If you want you can wear my clothes. These dirty clothes with grease and oil ? No No I wear these clothes for garage work. Clean and washed clothes are kept aside. Ok. I don’t mind. They are kept over there. Where ? There are 2 shirts and 1 trouser. Take whichever you like . Listen. Yes Madam Is there any short one ? What ? Its too long. I have all of same sizes. What is your size ? What ? L, X Or XXX ? Ok. I don’t know about it. We go to shop and wear it Then we buy it which fits us properly, Its good that boys can wear any thing we girls have always with the problem of fitting . Even if blouse becomes 1 inch small or big then it becomes difficult. The T shirt is alright but what about wet clothes ? You keep it over there for drying. Ok. Its good that you gave me clothes to wear Otherwise I would have died wet. No Madam. How could we allow you to die like this ? And its our duty to help the customer. Ok. Vehicles don’t have any life The engines gets damaged within 6-7 years. What do you say ? Men are better than this. At least the engines and piston work for around 50 years. even some can work for more than 50 years. Do you drink alcohol ? Yes sometimes.. but I don’t drink during the work. As you wish. Actually This is not the time of work If you don’t mind Will you clean the glass and give it to me ? Yes 1 minute I will wash it and give it you. Take this Madam. Only 1 Glass ? You want that I shouldn’t drink ? No Madam Its for you. You have it . I am on duty so I can’t drink . Ok Do you stay alone over here ? No All have gone to attend maternal uncle’s wedding. Idiot I mean who are the members in your family ? Ok Father, Mother and one younger brother. Are you not married ? How can I marry so early ? First I have to stand on my own legs. You are standing on your legs Just above. Girlfriend ? You are definitely having a girlfriend ? No madam. I don’t get time from work. It means you have driven only the cars. Good. Carry On. Madam. Can you please come over here to hold the spanner (pana tool) ? What ? To Hold the spanner (pana tool). Spanner (pana) The nut bolt is not opening. Hold it here. Madam. Leave it now. Try the self start now. Ok. Madam Self start. The car is started. What about this ? Madam your hands got dirty. Then wash it Lets go. Now stop it. you want to give me bath or what ? Madam take this. Thank You. Sit here Its ok. Your garage is too boring. There is no any music. Madam you would have told first. Wait for a minute. If you listen such songs then which outsider will accompany you ? Madam This is Altaf Raja’s Song. This song was Superhit in my fathers time. So we also listen it. Listen this Madam it is a nice song. This song is from Zeher Movie right ? No. its from Hate Story Movie. The movie in which the girls love the boy. S*X They have s*x. Yes it means the same. How can it be the same ? There is difference between Love And S*x. You can have S*x with anyone not love. Madam who loves in these days. The girl also murders the boy in the end. Don’t fear I will not murder you. What Madam Listen Have you ever loved someone ? Love ? Yes. Yes I had. Madam. There was one girl Her name was Shaheen We studied in same school. and in same class. She was very good girl But We failed in the class together. Her father made her marriage and my father opened this garage. Do you had S*X with her ? S*X ? What are you talking madam ? I used to love her. That is the reason you are listening Altaf Raja’s songs till now and she is spending nights with someone over there. So You might have had S*X with someone. You are feeling cold. Believe me drink a little. If you are saying then I will tell you one joke. Yes please tell . There was one boy. He went to church He told the father Father Yesterday I slept with a girl by mistake. But I didn’t do anything. Have I committed a sin? The father said Take this 100 rupees and buy the grass. The boy asked why grass ? to feed the cow. Father said It is to feed you not the cow. Because you are donkey. It was a nice joke. Do you want to eat grass ? Why should I eat the grass ? I am not a donkey. And Chicken biriyani comes for 100 rupees in these days then who will eat the grass ? You are still eating biriyani in these days. What ? Nothing. What is the cost of Car repair ? Car repair cost is 1200 rupees. I don’t have cash now. Do you use Paytm ? Yes I use it. Oh Shit. The battery is fully discharged. Then charge the battery. I have that much common sense. But I don’t have the charger. I have the charger. I Phone Charger ? I don’t have I phone charger ? I have Nokia charger will it work ? Nokia You are using a good handset. You didn’t do anything after many chances. No kia Is there are any ATM nearby ? Yes there is ATM but it is a bit too far from here. And it is difficult to go in such heavy rain so you wait till then your clothes will also dry. What will we do till then ? Will have one more peg. Make a small peg. I think god has made yours which is very small What ? If your are big then don’t talk small things. Which is this drink Madam ? It seems costly. If you drink same peg in bar it will cost you 1500 Rupees. 1500 Rupees ? Madam don’t adjust the repair cost with this drink. Give me money and then go. Do you know you are so funny ? Ouch What happened ? I think something bite me. Where madam? Something bite. Would you please see ? 1 Minute. Please see it. Here. No below it. below that here below that below that Here Yes Would you please rub over there please ? Yes Please see what happened over there ! How should I see ? Now see it . Please see it. It seems that there is magic in your hands. like that You do good massage Sometimes I do Will you show it today that you do sometimes ? Can I do it now ? Yes Ok Do you know there is a saying Which ? Hit four when you get the chance You are tormenting me so long How will get me so easily ? now its time to torment you Madam If radiator is hot for long time then it can burst also. Then what is the use of mechanics. The rain is such type of climate which makes simple gentle girls to have bad intentions. How do you know that I am Gentle girl ? You were looking gentle in the saree. And after removing the saree ? Sunny Deone Sunny Leone not Deone Le or De … one is there I think you love Leone. Why ? Then why do you don’t use Gionee phone ? Madam I will buy it tomorrow itself. Do everything tomorrow. Don’t do anything today. Madam you have kept on hold I want to see how much patience do you have ? Patience means ? Madam for me also Small one No no big one. I will ask you three questions. If you give the right answer then I will be yours for this night. Otherwise You will be Kashmir and me Kanya kumari. Ask me what is the question ? What is a thing which starts with chu and is every girls ornament. And when it breaks it doesn’t join again. Tell me I know the answer madam. But I feel embarrassed to tell in front of you. embarrassed Why to feel embarrassed to say Chudi ( Bangle). Chudi was the answer. What you thought ? No I thought something else. I understood what you thought. Leave it. You didn’t complete this task. I will ask the second question. Tell me Will you drink the whole bottle ? Yes sure. Slowly This is whiskey. Slowly. I have not expected this from you. Madam don’t do the timepass. Tell me the third task. I will play the songs and you will dance on it. I can’t dance. I will dance and you will join me. Ok (xxxxxxxx) What did I do wrong to you ? Excuse me. Does this road goes to Pune bypass. Yes Are you going over there ? If you don’t mind. Can I drop you ? Please. Ok Girlfriend You are definitely having a girlfriend.