Late Late Live Tinder

Late Late Live Tinder


I AM MANY THINGS. A LATE NIGHT HOST, A FASHION
ICON, COY GO ON. AND I AM COMMITTED TO HELPING
THE AMAZING SINGLE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE FIND THEIR MATCH. WHICH BRINGS ME TO ONE OF MY
FAVORITE GAMES TO PLAY HERE ON THE SHOW, IT’S “LATE LATE LIVE
TINDER.” NOW, THE PERSON WE’RE SURPRISING
TONIGHT DOESN’T KNOW SHE’S ABOUT TO PLAY THIS GAME AND, PERHAPS
FIND TRUE LOVE. IT’S OUR WONDERFUL DIGITAL
PRODUCER LEXA. LEXA, HEY LEXA, HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU OKAY? DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT
YOU ARE HAD BEEN PUT FORWARD TO PLAY LATE LATE LIVE TINDER?>>NO.>>Joe: YOU GOT TO GET DOWN
TO THE STAGE BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO PLAY LATE LATE LIVE TINDER. COME ON LEXA GO! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪>>Joe: ARE YOU OKAY?
>>YES.>>Joe: REALLY?>>YES.>>Joe: ARE YOU OKAY WITH
PLAYING THIS?>>YES.>>Joe: WE’LL PUT A
MICROPHONE ON YOU AND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE’RE GONNA
PLAY LATE LATE LIVE TINDER! COME ON BACK!>>James: WELCOME BACK. NOW,
LEXA YOU’VE HAD AN ENTIRE COMMERCIAL BREAK TO THINK
ABOUTYOUR ACCEPTANCE OF THIS. HOW ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW?>>NERVOUS, EXCITED.>>James: THAT IS HOW EVERY
GREAT DATE STARTS. LEXA BEFORE WE BEGIN I SHOULD
LET YOU KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT LEXA. SHE’S AN ABSOLUTE RAY EVER
SUNSHINE AROUND THE OFFICE. SHE IS. FULL OF ENERGY, ALWAYS SMILING. ALWAYS SMILING, ALWAYS JOYOUS,
ALWAYS GREAT TO BE AROUND, HOWEVER, HIDING A VERY DARK
SECRET. SHE HAS TRIED DATING HERE IN LOS
ANGELES AND FOUND IT TO BE A DISAPPOINTMENT. IS IT CORRECT.>>YES.>>James: WHAT IS IT YOU’RE
LOOKING FOR IN A MAN?>>I GUESS THE WOW FACTOR.>>James: WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE?>>IT IS A COMBINATION OF LOOKS
AND VIBE AND COMMUNICATION.>>James: THAT’S GOING TO BE
GREAT, GIVEN WE’RE ONLY STARING AT THEIR FACES. LOOKS LIKE WHO’S YOUR DREAM
MA’AM MAN? WHO DO YOU LIKE THE LOOK OF SO
WE KNOW WHO YOU’RE LOOKING FOR?>>EXACTLY, LEVI, HE’S A HOTTIE.>>James: FULL CUT BETTER ON,
NOW AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, LEXA’S MOTHER IS IN THE AUDIENCE
TODAY! WHAT’S YOUR MOTHER’S NAME?>>MARY.>>James: HOW ARE YOU MARY? THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. THIS IS QUITE INCREDIBLE THAT
YOU ARE HERE ON THE DAY THAT WE’RE DOING THIS. IT IS RIDICULOUS, ALL RIGHT? SO IF WE CALL ON YOU MARY WILL
YOU HELP US OUT?>>SURE.>>James: IT’S TIME TO PLAY
LATE LATE LIVE TINDER. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>James: OKAY LET’S BRING OUT OUR FIRST CONTESTANT. OKAY. WOW! LET ME SAY YOU WERE BRILLIANT IN
THE JOKER. WHAT ARE YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS
ABOUT BRETT?>>I’M ALREADY NOT INTO BRETT.>>James: BRETT I LIKE A RED
ON RED, I DO. YOU GOT A KIND FACE AND WHEN
THAT HAIR CULT’S FINISHED I THINK YOU’RE GOING TO BE REAL
DASH. IT FEELS LIKE SWIPING LEFT. IS IT SWIPE LEFT? GOOD-BYE, BRETT. LET’S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>James: OKAY, BRYAN, POPULAR WITH THE AUDIENCE, GOOD
HAIR.>>I LIKE THE HAIRCUT.>>James: I LIKE THE HAIRCUT. WHAT’S YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT
BRYAN, WHAT’S YOUR INSTINCT.>>I’M WORRIED HE’S A LITTLE
YOUNG.>>James: WHAT AGE ARE YOU
LOOKING FOR?>>I’M 30.>>James: YOU’RE 29. HE’S DAYS YOUNGER, NOT 17, HE’S
29. AT SOME POINT, THERE WOULD BE A
POINT IN THE YEAR WHERE YOU WOULD BE THE SAME AGE.>>THAT WOS BEAUTIFUL.>>James: YOU WOULD BE A BIT
OLDER, HE WOULD BE YOUNGER, YOU WOULD MAKE JOKES WHEN YOU WERE
85 LIKE SLOW DOWN! BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S TOO
YOUNG. HE’S GOT A MATURITY IN THE EYES. NOW I WILL SAY THIS IF YOU SWIPE
HIM TO A CHAIR BUT SOMEONE ELSE COMES OUT IN THE CHAIR YOU CAN
SWAP PEOPLE OUT. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
BRYAN? ARE YOU SWIPING RIGHT OR SWIPE
LEFT?>>FOR RIGHT NOW HE IS A SWIPER!>>James: GET ON THERE BRYAN,
BOLD CHANCE! ALL RIGHT, LET’S BRING OUT OUR
NEXT CONTESTANT. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ YE
>>James: I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT MARY’S EYES LIT UP. DAVID, GREAT JACKET, SMOLDERING
EYES I MEAN CHEEKBONES FOR DAYS! THIS IS WHERE WE TEST HOW
SERIOUS YOU WERE ABOUT THE AGE THING! 729, WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?>>WHO CARES!>>James: DAVID IS AN
ABSOLUTE DISH? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?>>I AGREE.>>James: GET OVER THERE
DAVID, DON’T WORRY! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>James: DAVID, I LOVE THIS WHOLE LOOK! IT’S LIKE YOU’RE IN THE BOY BAND
IN THE ’90s! OH I LOVE, SORRY BRYAN BUT
DAVID. ALL RIGHT, LET’S BRING OUT OUR
NEXT CONTESTANT! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>James: EVERETT. NOW EVERETT, I’M SENSING AGE
RANGE IS WHERE WE WANT TO BE.>>CORRECT.>>James: IT’S WHERE WE WANT
TO BE. WHAT ARE OUR FIRST THOUGHTS?>>I’M THINKING HIS LOOKS ARE
PIERCING. AND GOOD AGE.>>James: REMEMBER IF YOU
FILL THE SEATS CAN YOU SWAP BRYAN OUT FOR SOMEONE ELSE,
OKAY? (LAUGHTER)
>>James: SO IT’S TOTALLY UP TO YOU. I’M KIDDING BRYAN. YOU’RE ABSOLUTE STUD BUT YOU’RE
JUST TOO YOUNG! DAVID, YOU’RE STILL AMAZING. OKAY. WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT EVERETT,
ARE WE SWIPING RIGHT OR LEFT, WHAT DO WE THINK?>>FOR RIGHT NOW.>>James: CONGRATULATIONS,
EVERETT. OKAY. LET’S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
(APPLAUSE)>>James: RC HAS THE LOOK OF
A MAN WHO HASN’T PAID TAX IN A DECADE! IF HE WASN’T HUNG OVER HE’D LOOK
GOOD! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?>>UH-HUH.>>James: MARY WHAT ARE YOUR
THOUGHTS ON RC WITH? WE’LL SEE, MARY’S SPOKEN. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? OH I’M SORRY! NICE WORK, I LIKE THAT! ALL RIGHT, LET’S BRING OUT OUR
NEXT CONTESTANT! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>James ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>James>>DO I KNOW THIS PERSON? WHAT? WHAT?>>James: BRENDAN, I’M VERY
CROSS WITH YOU. BECAUSE HAD YOU NOT WALKED OUT
WITH WHATEVER THIS WAS, I WOULD BE DRINKING YOU DOWN LIKE A TALL
GLASS OF WATER! NOW, WE HAVE TO ASK OURSELVES,
WHETHER WE CAN GET PAST WHATEVER THAT WAS, WHETHER WE CAN GET
PAST THE FACT THAT HE’S CLEARLY IN A MUMFUL AND SONS TRIBUTE
BAND AND FOCUS ON WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS AN OUTRAGEOUSLY HANDSOME
FACE. SO —
>>HE’S GOT VERY PROFESSIONAL EYE CONTACT THAT IS WORKING ON
ME!>>James: NOW REMEMBER IF
YOU’RE GOING TO SWIPE RIGHT ON BRENDAN YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO
REPLACE EITHER EVERETT OR BRYAN. SO YOU’VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT
WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO DO HERE. BECAUSE I LIKE BRENDAN A LOT.>>I DO, TOO.>>James: OKAY, YOU TELL US
WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO DO HERE.>>I THINK I’M GOING TO SWAP HIM
OUT FOR EVERETT.>>James: OH EVERETT, I’LL
SORRY, YOU ARE SO DELIGHTFUL. WE SAY GOOD-BYE TO EVERETT BUT
WE SAY HELLO TO BRENDAN. THERE WE GO! CONGRATULATIONS, BRENDAN. YOU’VE TAKEN YOUR PLACE. LET’S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT! LET’S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT! GOD, GREAT SCOTT!>>CAN I SAY THANK YOU FOR THIS?>>James: ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN. I MEAN SCOTT LOOKS LIKE HE COULD
BE ZACHARY LEVI’S DISGRUND LED LDER BROTHER. I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK AT
MARY TO SEE WHICH WAY SHE’S SWIPING. MARY WE LIKE SCOTT? OKAY, SCOTT’S THERE, WE’VE ONLY
SAT BRENDAN DOWN. WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK AT
HIM?>>I SEE VERY GOOD SMILE, VERY
GOOD FACIAL HAIR, VERY GOOD EYES, VERY GOOD HAIR.>>James: WOW. IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS IS A SWIPE
RIGHT, IS IT?>>IT IS A SWIPE RIGHT.>>James: WHO ARE WE SWIPING
OUT, BRENDAN, DAVID, OR BRYAN?>>I THINK BRYAN, I’M SORRY!>>James: OH BRYAN GOOD-BYE. YOU’RE OUR FIRST AND OUR
GREATEST WE’LL NEVER FORGET YOU! CONGRATULATIONS, WELL DONE! OKAY! NOW, THE NEXT CONTESTANT IS OUR
LAST MAN. OKAY? LET’S BRING HIM OUT. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>James: WHOA MARCUS. MARCUS, SUPPOSED TO WEAR A HAT
AND I’M NOT MAD AT IT. I’M ABSOLUTELY DIGGING IT. I LIKE THE JACKET, I ALSO LOVE
ALSO, CAN I SAY THIS, SOMETHING ELSE I CAN’T DO, SHAVE THIS OFF
AND KEEP THIS, NOT LOOK LIKE I’M GOING THROUGH A BREAK DOWN. BUT MARCUS LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING
THROUGH A BREAK THROUGH.>>GOOD LAUGH, GOOD LAUGH!>>James: WHAT DO WE THINK
ABOUT MARCUS DO YOU THINK WE’RE A SWAP OUT OR DO WE SWIPE LEFT?>>I CAN’T BEAR FOR HIM TO GO
INTO THE BALL PIT.>>James: WHO ARE WE SWIPING?>>BRENDAN, I’M SORRY.>>James: GOOD-BYE BRENDAN,
HELLO MARCUS, WE HAVE OUR FINAL THREE. WE HAVE OUR FINAL THREE
CONTESTANTS. COME THIS WAY LEXA, WE’VE GOT
OUR FINAL THREE, MARCUS, DAVID AND WE’VE GOT SCOTT. HERE IS WHAT I’M GOING TO DO
LEXA. I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU AN
OPPORTUNITY TO ASK ONE QUESTION AND EACH OF OUR CONTESTANTS WILL
ANSWER THAT QUESTION AND AFTER THAT YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO
MAKE A CHOICE. WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION GOING TO
BE?>>I’D LIKE TO KNOW SO IF WE
WERE TO MAKE IT TO SECOND BASE, I LOVE DANCING.>>James: OKAY.>>WHAT SONG WOULD YOU WANT TO
DANCING WITH ME TO?>>James: THAT IS A GREAT
QUESTION. MARTIN.>>ACTUALLY I GOT A FAVOR FROM A
COUSIN OF MINE, HE HAS A HUGE CATALOG ON BILLBOARD. YOU CAN CHOOSE ANY SONG THAT YOU
LIKE. HIS NAME IS DRAKE. SO WHATEVER YOU WANTED TO HEAR.>>James: I’M SORRY MARCUS
YOU’RE DRAKE’S COUSIN?>>FIRST COUSIN.>>James: FIRST COUSIN. ARE YOU TELLING US THAT SHOULD
YOU ELECT TO GET MARRIED THAT DRAKE WILL PLAY AT THE WEDDING?>>100%.>>James: PROPOSE NOW. DAVID AND SCOTT JUST LOOKED AT
EACH OTHER LIKE, PFFFT! I WAS GOING TO SAY WHITNEY’S “I
WANT TO DANCE WITH SOMEBODY.” IF YOU GOT TO SECOND BASE WHAT
SONG WOULD YOU DANCE TO?>>I WOULD SAY “CALL ME BY AL” B
GREEN.>>James: OKAY, SCOTT.>>TWIST BY CHUBBY CHECKER.>>James: SO WE GOT DRAKE
PLAYING AT YOUR WEDDING, AL GREEN OR TWIST. IT’S UP TO YOU, LEXA YOU’VE GOT
TO GO ON A DATE WITH ONE OF THESE GENTLEMEN. WHO IS IT GOING TO BE, IS IT
GOING TO BE MARCUS WITH SCOTT OR WHO IS IT GOING TO BE, IS IT
GOING TO BE MARCUS WITH SCOTT OR ALL THREE? MARY WAS NO USE. IT’S UP TO YOU LEXA. WHO DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE
WITH, MARCUS DAVID OR SCOTT, WHO IS IT GOING TO BE?>>I’M GOING TO GO WITH MARCUS.>>James: OH MY WORD! THANK YOU DAVID. COME ON AND JOIN US MARCUS. MARCUS, EVERYBODY! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: LEXA MEET MARCUS. I LOVE IT, MARCUS IS LIKE, HE’S
NOT REALLY MY COUSIN. WELL DONE MARCUS YOU CAME
THROUGH RIGHT AT THE END. YOU’RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHERE
YOU’RE GOING TO DO ON THIS INCREDIBLE ROMANTIC DATE. I’M GOING TO TELL YOU, YOU ARE
NOT GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED. I’M SENDING YOU RIGHT DOWN THE
HALL FOR A DATE NIGHT ON THE MOST ROMANTIC PATIO IN ALL OF
TELEVISION CITY. GO HAVE FUN, GET TO KNOW EACH
OTHER. WE’LL CHECK IN LATER. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEXA AND
MARCUS. THIS WAY, THIS WAY, THIS WAY,
LEXA AND MARCUS EVERYBODY. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF
THE “LATE LATE SHOW.” ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪>>James: WELCOME BACK. I’M
JOINED BY LEXA AND MARCUS. NOW WE ARE ALL DYING TO KNOW HOW
IT WENT. IT WAS AN INSTANT ATTRACTION. LEXA AS SOON AS YOU HEARD MARCUS
LAUGH. BUT THE QUESTION IS WILL THERE
BE A SECOND DATE? WAIT. I’M GOING TO GO ON THE COUNT OF
ONE, TWO, THREE AND YOU WILL SAY YES OR NO. GIVE ME A HAND MARCUS LET’S DO
THIS. WILL THERE BE A SECOND DATE, ONE
TWO THREE!>>YES.>>YES. LOVE IS ALIVE ON THE “LATE LATE SHOW,”

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