Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events All Cutscenes | Full Game Movie (PC)

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events All Cutscenes | Full Game Movie (PC)


if you are interested in stories with
happy endings you would be better off playing some other game in this game not
only is there no happy ending there is no happy beginning and very few happy
things in the middle this is because not very many happy things happened in the
lives of the three third of their children let’s meet them shall we
Klaus Baudelaire loved books nothing pleased him more than spending an
afternoon filling up his head with their contents and everything he read he
remembered Klaus his older sister Violet was one of
the world’s greatest fourteen-year-old inventors anyone who knew violet world
could tell she was thinking very hard when her long hair was tied up in a
river to keep it out of her eyes and sunny the youngest Baudelaire liked to
bite things with her four very sharp teeth there was very little that sunny
did not enjoy biting and must open this crate it wouldn’t be closed if there
wasn’t something interesting in it Klaus needs assistance perhaps I can invent
something to help him out that Fork that jack-in-the-box that boot I have an idea but I need those objects
to make it work first I need to get the fork
well done violet from my contribution I’ll go across the pier to retrieve the
old boot I got the boot what now violet we need to get that
jack-in-the-box down Sonny I’m gonna need your assistance
oh that’s great Sonny now I have everything I need now if I attach this
to here and hook this up to this presto I think I’ll call it a Smasher the way
to use inventions like this Smasher is somewhat similar to picking things up
target the smashable item by holding down the left mouse button then release
the button to break the item into little bits those crates won’t know what hit
them Wow be careful those crabs can hurt you
maybe there’s something in one of these crates to cheer you up in this game is inversely proportional
to the number of lockets you can collect the term inversely proportional here
means that the more lockets you come across the lower your misery it looks
like the letter A the Baudelaires were about to discover that there are many
mysterious letters in the world some of them good some of them not good at all
in this case the letters are good you may pick them up and collect them those crabs have stolen our picnic
basket and carried it up that hill but I know
we can use a rotten eggs to scare them away
but I don’t think either of us can throw them with enough force we’ll need
something to lob them with I’ll need a handle a scoop a gear and one last piece
to attach everything together to save your game run up to the game-saver violet does this toy boat look like it
will work for your invention yes I’ll check around inside for a scoop sunny fight that rope this ice-cream scoop is perfect now I
just need some sort of gear and a handle could you use any of the parts off that
old tricycle only if I can get Sony’s help to bite the pieces into shape robot top-notch biting Sonny I’ll call this one the lover those
rotten eggs should work perfectly with it to use the lapa target the crabs with
the left mouse button then release it will always have enough rotten eggs to
use in the lover no sooner had the children vanquished
the crabs then they saw mr. Poe walking towards
them mr. pearl from the bank children I’m afraid I must inform you of an
extremely unfortunate event your parents have perished in a fire that destroyed
your entire home I know you must feel awful right now but I have some very
good news for you as the executor of your parents estate I’ve made
arrangements for you to live with your dear uncle Count Olaf consider
yourselves lucky children he’s an actor by trade generosity is rare at his
profession I would like to tell you that Count Olaf lived in the prettiest house
on the block with a workshop for violet spacious library for Klaus and a white
picket fence for Sonny to nibble on and it would give me great pleasure to
inform you that the children went on to live happy lives under the care of their
beloved uncle in this cozy and inviting home unfortunately I cannot this lovely
home belongs to justice Strauss count Olaf’s friendly next-door neighbor this
is the house of Count Olaf and this is where it pains me to continue our story I am your beloved and my heart much like
my home is wide especially in the kitchen my theater
troupe will be dining here this evening and you will have dinner ready precisely
when we feel like eating it tons of fancy clothes for me none of us know how
to cook we’ll need a recipe maybe you could ask
our new neighbor justice Strauss if she has a cookbook we could borrow as a
judge she must have a huge library that’s a great idea
let’s go next door and ask her we need to find our way out but this door is
locked I have an idea but I’ll need some wire a
flat disk and some sort of turn crank aah aah
rats the lover eggs should stun them so we can get past hey what are you doing
sneaking around let’s keep our distance he doesn’t seem very friendly but I
could use that record for my invention when dealing with the villain like this
you must stun them with the items shown up in the right hand corner when the hench person is stunned you can
pop them with the Smasher oh good thinking Sonny I thought I told you kids
to get out of here speedy yeah the wall behind that painting looks odd I wonder
if Olaf’s hidden something there oh that’s odd but interesting I should pick
it up it could prove to be useful later for every ten eyes you collect you will
receive a playbill but one of Olaf’s theater productions Sonny I have a
feeling there’s something in there that I can use for my invention voila the lockpick is complete to use
the lockpick target the locked door or item with the left mouse button then
released the button to unlock a secret closet fascinating there’s a small hole
in here Sonny you’re the only one who can fit inside
we need you to crawl through and look for another way around be careful great
job Sonny I need you do it what are those things
sub order number 2 Sarah it’s really no don’t fly but as often referred to as a
giant mosquito I’ve seen pictures but they don’t look that big in the book
uh-oh someone’s coming hi Count Olaf and I are running away to
Zanzibar together he told me not to tell you but it’s true wrong he’s sending you
by yourself so he and I together it must have been those women hmm that gives me
an idea we’ll need a pump something cone-shaped
and there Oh de Toilette Oda Toilette Oda toilet is a term that is supposed to
mean perfume but in this instance it means something closer to how it sounds um yes excuse me yeah that’s a lovely
fragrance you’re wearing there what do you call it well why don’t you come over
here for a better with a perfect cone shape exactly what viola was looking for
if that goes there and I spin this around presto bug spray
hold the left mouse button to target with the bud sprayer and release it to
spray the Eau de Toilette don’t get distracted plus I know you can
spend all day reading in here if we didn’t have a job to do oh right let’s
use the card catalog good thinking I think I know where the cookbook we
need is located but it’s in another part of the library I’m almost positive it’s
behind this door it’s locked but I bet that lever would open the door but it’s
out of reach hmm I’ve got an idea I bet just a stress would have a judge’s
gavel and some scales I could also use a spring in something long and rope like one leverage made-to-order all you have
to do is hold the left mouse button down to target the lever then release the
button to pull the lever violet sunny get in there and leave that
projector alone it’s not at all hey unhand I mean unhook just let go my
sister’s yeah Count Olaf would be very angry when he hears he met sneak
what’s that cookie stone hand it over but we needed to i don’t ask a second
time you can use the bracket keys to scroll through your projectiles clouds are either of you hurt just our
pride thanks for rescuing us you’d do the same I have the cookbook we better
start making dinner here’s one pasta Puttanesca it looks
easy enough to make what are the ingredients we need onions garlic
tomatoes and Jovi’s a bottle of capers a jar of Olives and a whole lot of pasta
I’ll go check the greenhouse for Tomatoes you and sunny search around
here for the recipe ingredients when you get them bring them back here so Sonny
can start shopping he concerns Sonny can you check the pantry there might be
something we need in there we should be able to find some
ingredients in the cellar mines having a look sunny but no tasting we need to
cook it propyl sloth I thought I told you to make us dinner now I need a way to carry the water
maybe there’s a watering can around here somewhere
that’s everything great let’s get started
sunny can opener honestly I don’t see how you find the
strength to deal with those monstrous orphans the orphans are a burden which
my generosity compels me to tolerate dinner is served
about time it’s pasta pasta Puttanesca where’s the roast beef roast beef for a
group of international actors pauses for nourishment they expect and deserve
better than a pile of mush each jump they expect and deserve roast beef but
you didn’t tell us you wanted roast beef you Skippy it’s gonna be scufflin
yo fetch the car Camp Olaf took the children on what he
said would be a pleasant Sunday drive pleasant is a word which here means
trapped in front of an oncoming train we’ve got to do something Klaus there’s
no way that’s rank and stuff in time I once read a book about railroad
operation we need to be able to pull those switches we make it after all you’re on the right track Klaus oh what a tragic accident
those poor orphans their enormous fortune baby but a mild conservation in
mind what you’re a while what’s going on here
my goodness Count Olaf how could you Sonny is far too young to be driving an
automobile it’s simply not good parenting
you are quite obviously an unfit Guardian for these children I am
removing them from your care I shall have to locate the next closest relative
which will be a great inconvenience as I am a very busy man
now come along Jo dear mr. Poe might I have one last word with them before
they’re taken away with me I suppose no but make it quick goodbye orphans boy oh boy it sure was
fun they’ll be back again you can count on it when you least expect it I’m a
master of disguise I can become anyone now I can follow you anywhere and I’ll
get my hands on if it’s the last darn thing like to the Baudelaire children
were introduced to their new Guardian the world-famous herpetologist dr.
Montgomery Montgomery you can call me uncle Monty dr. Montgomery had a
collection of rare and astonishing reptiles that he’d collected in his many
travels around the world his most prized acquisition was called the incredibly
deadly Viper the name is a misnomer a word which here means a very wrong name
the incredibly deadly Viper is not deadly at all it is in fact extremely
playful and friendly dr. Montgomery told the children about his upcoming trip to
Peru and made them all very happy by inviting them to come along now I must
go into town to get supplies for our trip and I have an errand for you three
as well please go to the horseradish Factory to pick up some crates of
horseradish Peruvians love horseradish on their toasted avocado sandwiches and
I’m going to use it to barter with them hello there I am a pleasant and inviting
employee of this charmingly dilapidated factory would you like to know more
about whatever it is we do here you’re not fooling anyone with that disguise
you’re one of Keller’s actors and you’re up to something
well aren’t you Chris I was gonna give you a tour but I guess
I’ll have to trap you here until Count Olaf arrives I think that was our cue to
get out of here the only way out is through the factory follow me oh no then again and they’re throwing
horseradish or throw it back at them we can use our
lover to get some good distance with it we just need to pick up those globs
great idea class there’s a door up there that looks like the way out I’m not sure
how to get to it you and Sonny wait here while I find a
way up I’m at the top getting the lift when I send it down
will do yo our path is blocked how will we go
through sunny if you can bite through the rope holding that attack
it should swing down and smash the barrier Matthew world-class biting sunny blue Bastian
I’m on violet no lagging Oh No I’ll have to use a conveyor belt
to get across meet me on the other side hurry up violet oh no how will I get up
there now you wait here with sunny I’ll make sure
these platforms are safe Klaus sunny what happened looks like
we’ve been captured hang on I’ll find out where that thing is taken well look who dropped it it’s the
orphans count Allah will be so pleased to hear that they fell into my trap what are you talking about
this is my trap I thought it up but I built it oh never mind into the
horseradish with them don’t panic I’ll save you okay but don’t be offended if
you panic just a little bit let’s get back to Michael Montes warning
about her uncle montgomery where are you oh no all
the snakes have got loose hello children I am Stefan dr. Montgomery’s Italian
assistant pointed this place sure is a mess look at all these snakes slithering
around we know what to do Count Olaf we know you did this
we’re telling uncle Monty as soon as he gets back well I think you ought to be
considering your hypothesis with extra carefulness when when jumps to
conclusions and speaks without thinking who knows what can happen well at least
we’re rid of them but what do we do about all these roaming reptiles sappy
I’ve got an idea I’ll need a large hoop some burlap a long pole with a handle
and a basket let’s split up you check downstairs I’ll
look up here for things we can use in your invention there it’s finished what is it it’s a
reptile retriever aim it at the reptiles to grab them ah catch six reptiles but
the back and only holds three reptiles this time put the reptiles into these
baskets when the bag is filled to empty the reptile retriever click on the
basket with your left mouse button nice job let’s take it outside and capture
the rest of the reptiles before uncle Monte gets back there should be 24
reptiles on the loose out here this gates rusted shut I’ll need some oil to
get it open if we loaded some bees into the sprayer
they could give quite a sting just think of the buzzing cause sorry they’ll stop
now that’s the last one looks like we need to head down into that tunnel to
get it that takes care of all the reptiles
let’s see if uncle Monty’s back not so fast
what do you think you’re going it deeply saddens me to inform you that while the
Baudelaire children were attending to the escaped reptiles and the bald man
Count Olaf was attending to uncle Monte which in this case means ending his life
well thank you for coming so fast mr. Pope via the incredibly deadly Viper bit
him quite quite effectively poisoning him all to heck
the Baudelaire children knew right away that the incredibly deadly Viper could
never have done such a thing they knew that the incredibly deadly
Viper is one of the least deadly and most friendly creatures in the animal
kingdom but how could they prove it such a good character unbelievable what you said about the
snake is true that means mr. Stefano must be ready go cheer up children I have excellent news
I found a new Guardian to take care of you gather all your things and come
along when you’re ready and serve the children met their new Guardian on
Josephine who lived in a very old and creaky house perilously perched on the
edge of a cliff that looked out over the huge inky blob of lake lachrymose one
might think that she was very brave to live in a house like hers but this is
not true aunt Josephine was terrified of just about everything you can think to
be afraid of and quite a few things you would never think to be afraid of the
children on the other hand were only afraid of one thing they were afraid of
Count Olaf who had disguised himself as a sailor named Captain sham and worked
his charm on aren’t Josephine despite their protests go to town and gather the
supplies for the hurricane what you here’s a list of everything we’ll need I
have to go there maybe Realtors looking about oh I’ve invited that lovely
gentleman Captain sham over for dinner so be quick about it let’s see the list
says we need to get limes cucumbers and blankets uh-oh looks like we’re stuck see if you
can find another way out I’ll go watch her Olaf a trap
no sign of so called the captain sham did you find anything in the store we
found some limes you two stay here and look up for Olaf
in its henchmen I’ll go see what I can find there’s the bald man another one of you rag alone we’ve got everything enters being asked
for now we can get back to our house and out of this rain the residential then
returned from town to find our Jasmine’s house stood
except for Paola goes by
still outside and here’s a note Melanie Grammer some of her grammar books
the correct spelling of every English word and basic rules of grammar that looks like a baby’s kitchen sunny
you’re the only one who can sit inside go to the kitchen and see if you can
find a book on grass nice job Sonny I knew you can do it
can you decipher the no class okay find out where it is and through that
we’ll need a good map all we hear was funny you go find a bell I need to get out of your fast colonel cave is crossed lake lachrymose come on we’re in the colonel cave that trail of
banana peels can only mean one thing goodbye no but that would have been my
second guess what it really means is aunt Josephine
has passed this way Josephine let’s hurry but we need to find a way to
cross the leased pool without getting near the leeches let’s see how to get it
I know still I’ll need a few things oh it feels weird to be this tall let’s
just hope it’s tall enough well here I go
I just hope they don’t like wood Klaus you see here listen you fed you get
across quickly just in case it’s sunny looks like you’re the only one who can
fit through here see if you can open this door for us keep Baba snack on you
violet see if we can find a safe passage for Sonny and me I need to pick up my pace get across the
leech pools look there’s aunt Josephine young
children watch out for the deep ravine hold on aunt Josephine I’m on my way
children you did it you’ve deciphered the clues if I note
thank goodness are you ready to go back go back
no no no look up going back and Josephine you’ve got to come back with
us you willed us to captain Shatner the
only proof we have you know aunt Josephine curdled cave is
for sale so that means that before too long people will come to look at it and
some of those people will be Realtors oh my golly as so often happens the Baudelaire
children’s brief written lives were interrupted by Count Olaf and as so
often happens how Olaf did something of such unspeakable cruelty and Josephine suffice it to say I’m
Josephine was no more and Josephine children is that you cholo what are you doing here I had to
come when I heard the children were in danger unfit Guardian to know I might be
it appears I was wrong about you you’ve proven yourself to be an exceptionally
capable garden and I would be remiss in my duties if I did not put them back in
your care and I know your motives are unselfish since the law clearly states
their fortune can go only to blood relatives
hands clearly my good man and I believe you’ve given me an idea
I shall celebrate the children’s safe return with a debut performance of my
new play it’s called the marvelous man the children soon discovered that Count
Olaf planned to gain control of their fortune by marrying violet
dear violet I must ask you something but I can’t find the right word
so I’ll just say it will you marry me you will what are you
talking about I’d never do something like that you poor thing
you’re not thinking straight I understand how much stress you’re under
but with your sister hanging precariously from the top of a nearby
town a dreadful situation isn’t it no we do accept my proposal fine
I’ll marry you I have no choice wonderful you’ve made me a very rich I
mean every man come darling our public awaits it’s up to me to stop this travesty what
would violet do I think I have an idea for an invention if I had some kind of
hook rope and a bunch of rings I could make a grappling hook and there it is
one grappling hook to operate it I need to aim it at one of those theatrical
masks and then release Sonny you won’t get you count Olaf’s way again
ever Oh No the wedding’s over were too late
we are married here’s the license and there’s nothing
could any of you could do about it now if I remember correctly a marriage
license that has been signed but not registered is invalid and a burn license
can’t be registered I mean we’ll all have a bigger slice a
wedding cake to celebrate this most it’s again sunny Klaus pilot you did it no he left
can’t Olaf was gonna kill Sonny if I didn’t go through with the marriage you
can’t you crazy monster I’m thrilled to say that Count Olaf was
captured too that he was imprisoned and found guilty by the court the crimes too
numerous to mention and that before serving his life sentence it was the
judges decree that Olaf be made to suffer every Archer that he falls young
children and thrilled to say all this but alas it is not the truth as I warned
you at the very start the video game you were playing does not have a happy
ending you think of one you think it’s over there are many more of us little off
many more than there are and this world is a far more threatening
place than you could ever imagine and you’re just three little children
all alone in it don’t worry children I’m sure the authorities will catch Count
Olaf sooner you won’t ever have to deal with that terrible man again Wow why at times the welcome seemed an
unfriendly and sinister place but believe us when we say that there is
much more good in it than that and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate
events may in fact be the first steps of a journey

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