Dear God, don’t be upset
I have a small shrine for you now. I’ll make it big and erect statues
worth crores for you. I need your blessings for that. I’m just a Councillor today. I want to be an MLA like you, become the Chief Minister
and hold permanent office. Even kids won’t make
so much money playing a game of Business. But you made all that money
and fled the country. Grant me that skill. Bless me Grandfather, it’s Ok if I don’t become
as great as them. Even invalid currency
can be used to make a garland. I swear I’ll never become
like your good-for-nothing son. Never! Never! Never! ‘Awaiting our leader’s return’, says… Bhojappan anxiously in an interview. ‘Voice of the motherland.’ ‘Thirukural’ Dad! (Recalling a verse from ‘Thirukkural’) What happened, father? Dad, do you have any pain? Do you want water? You stupid fellow,
how dare you call ours a minority rule? Ours is a democracy. If I catch you, you are done. I’ve spent many sleepless nights
yearning for his affection. One day won’t do
to tell you all about it. LKG
Stand up. Didn’t you get the circular? Why didn’t your parents come? I don’t have a mother. My father has gone
to attend a meeting. What’s more important than this? The party members are gathering for
a meeting near your house today. Is your father an orator? Yes.
He talks even in his sleep. My student’s father is giving a speech. I heard he is a great orator. Listen you guys from the Opposition. My leader can have anyone as a mistress.
What’s your problem? It’s for him to have one or many. How does it matter to you? You only know
how to snoop around and cause trouble. You shouldn’t be judgemental. Shall I bring to light the… Such crude language.
It’s intolerable. Children are
usually proud of their father. But I was ashamed of mine. Father, I want to pursue higher studies. I need a recommendation letter. Which school? I finished school last year. Remember, I failed in Maths. You failed in Maths?
You idiot! ‘Only education
can discern the wise from the foolish.’ I’ll even take a beating,
but please don’t recite the ‘Thirukkural’. I passed the exam. Just get me a recommendation letter
from someone influential. Who could have more influence
than me at Lalgudi? You get me admission then. – Which college?
– Rajappa Engineering College. My friend owns the college. I’ve given several speeches there. I’ll call the police. Who is your father? He is the spokesperson for his party. The owner of this college
is his friend. I own this college. He has given many speeches in your college.
Don’t you remember? His name is Azhagu Meiyappan Nonsense! He wasn’t
allowed to set foot in here. He is useless himself
and you come with his recommendation? I’ll make sure
you don’t get admission in any college. What happened? Did you get admission? Can he recommend me too? Of course! I can help your brother too. – Good morning
– Good morning, uncle The elderly please step forward. Make way for her. What? Help us get the aid for the seniors.
It will help. Who is this?
Your boyfriend? – My husband.
– Feeling shy? I’ll put in a word. Sister, what is the matter? They recently moved in next door. They say they are in love. Love? We’ve become
the laughing stock of the village. We’ve even gone to the police. Why go to the police
when he is there? Have you finished your studies? Yes.
Last year. – What about you?
– In second year of college. – Is your love true?
– Yes. No hanky-panky? – Don’t pretend.
– No You are here as a family. Give me your phone. You give me yours. Look into all his social
network accounts tonight. You do the same
with her phone. For what? Isn’t your love true?
Be brave and give her the phone. No… Are you expecting
a call from some other girl? Nothing like that. If you’re both still in
love in the morning, I’ll get you both married. What have you done? They’ll breakup tonight. That phone will take care of it. If we’d got them together,
we’d get just two votes. Now I can count on
both families’ votes. Super! The baby has been crying for long.
Step forward. Should I name the baby? I’ll give her the name
of a brave Tamil girl. Julie – That’s a boy.
– What? We’ve named him Arav already. Is it? Here, Arav.
Take this. Then, what is it? I need his birth certificate but the Tahsildar wants
a signature from you. I’ll call him right away.
You’ve just had a baby… Hello! She’s been running around in circles. And you’ve asked for
a letter from me. You’ve instructed me to send any
applicant from your Ward to you first. I only said I’ll come in person
to sort out their problems. I guess you have an audience. Please take care of it.
Don’t waste their time. – Okay!
– Super! Take the petitions. Come on Friday. That Corporation job?
I’ll get it done. I have to attend the Minister’s function.
I’ll take leave now. Look at the condition of the roads
in the CM’s constituency. As if the CM’s and
PM’s travel by road. They use only helicopters. Long live the Minister! Who is the contractor?
He seems to be very corrupt. He is your relative. He’s been the contractor all along. These people are reckless.
They stage protests and spoil the roads. Yes! How are you, professor? I’m doing fine. Is the next batch ready? As if I won’t tell you when it’s ready. Long live! Hello, sir. What are you guys up to?
Are you enrolling college students now? He is Azhagu’s son
and is the Ward 6 Councillor. Is it? I am so happy to have met you. – Are you going on a pilgrimage?
– No. Wearing black to please atheists
and red for the believers. We need both their votes.
Don’t we? Over enthusiastic! Welcome. Thanks to Ramaraj Pandian
who is responsible for this new road. I personally made about 30 trips,
fought and got approval for this to happen… I’ve already
given 30 per cent to the Minister. You shouldn’t be asking. Out of the seven roads you are laying,
three are in our Ward. I don’t care
about what you’ve given the others. Give 1 per cent to us.
Be fair. Don’t you understand?
Stop talking to me in public. Everyone is looking at us.
Please leave. That… Just the way we’ve connected
these seven streets, we will soon lay a 7-lane
road from Lalgudi to Luz. He’s laying the way for his relatives
to make more money. Thank you. Greetings, Ganesh brother A few of them have come asking
for a job in the Corporation. Aren’t they coming on Friday? We can make money. We can’t take money
from these people or from the public. They’ll curse us our whole life. I agree. But if we help out,
he will turn into our brand ambassador. He will be there for us
when we need him. – Kaveri sister?
– He is coming There is no water supply
for the houses in our row. I’ll send Arumugam to fix it. There is no water in your house
and you are playing cricket. Stop the game. If they stop playing cricket,
will they get water? Continue playing. I’ll take leave. That contractor insulted me in public. We should make a name in our Ward. I am irritated the
Minister is taking credit. Sir, come
You go, sit down sir Hi! Hello, LKG. Hi, da! – What is your name?
– R.Sanjay Sanjay Ramasamy How can I help you, sir? I have to put him in school. – Government pre-school?
– Does he look like a pre-schooler? He doesn’t look like a student
in the first place. Sorry…sorry – Which class are you in?
– Class 7. Uncle, write a letter
addressed to the High School. Not the High School.
I meant Oxford school. You want freebies from the government.
But you don’t want government schools? Even the well-off
took the government’s cash gift for Pongal. Not possible.
Have to apply when your wife’s pregnant. Yes. I need that too. Where do you work? I work overseas. I understand. An unplanned pregnancy? Don’t be embarrassed. – Congratulations
– Thank you – What do you want to become?
– A doctor. Don’t worry.
I’ll handle this. You can leave.
I’ll see you in school. Bye What are you up to? Three votes. No, four votes. I told your husband
to register when you’re pregnant. – How many weeks pregnant are you?
– Eight months. Did you hear that? How many weeks pregnant
is your wife? We just got engaged. She says she’ll marry me only
if I block admission here. Training for the NEET exam
begins from Class 6. – Which class are you in?
– Class 7. You are late already. Good morning, teacher I’m not teacher I’m the principal of this school Oh! Is this our Rajappa’s school? My father and yours are friends. I was supposed
to study in your college. Unfortunately I couldn’t. – Who are you?
– I’m LKG. Councillor, Ward 6. You would
have seen me in the posters. Why are you here? She is from my neighbourhood. She is like my sister. She has two children. The first one
needs to join Class 7. The second one
is still in the womb. I know
I have to block a seat right away. It’ll be great
if you can give them admission. It’s not that easy. Didn’t you see the queue outside? That’s just
to procure the application form. Those shortlisted will be called. You can’t dismiss us like that. She is from my neighbourhood. She is pregnant.
How can she stand in the queue? That’s why I’m here. Take a look at this. It’s a recommendation letter
from a Judge of the High Court. Last week I got a call on my private number
from the Chief Minister’s Office. I haven’t even considered that yet. You are after all a Councillor
and you think I’ll just hand it to you. Please leave. Okay! Thank you, madam! Thank you! Key… I’ve wanted to ask. When did your father pass away? Nonscene He is very much alive. Sorry! I’ve spoken to them. Admission will take a week. – What are you going to become?
– Engineer. I just hit the stump once.
It’s gone right in. Contractor, come and see the magic
for yourself. You fellows are hitting it real hard. Arokiam sir, why don’t you join? Come on!
Do you want to see magic? Awesome! Can Arokiam hit it? He has… He seems to have arms of steel. What protects Contractor Arokiam? The RTI (Right to Information)
keeps Arokiam safe. RTI and Arokiam are synonymous. Arokiam sir, do you want to know
how the stump went in easily? You keep filing RTI
petitions for everything. Why don’t you file one
to learn the thickness of this road? How thick is it? It is 2 inches. No. It is 4 inches. Correct answer Uncle, can I have the RTI document? The thickness of
the sanctioned road is 8 inches. Sister, why are you taking a video? I am not. Then take a video of this now. Are you are making a scene
because you are the Councillor. Good initiatives
stall because of people like you. Do you mean
the 5-lane road from Lalgudi to Luz? We have three roads already. We are unable to manage one wife.
Why more? Why are you talking out of context now? This project
was inaugurated by the Minister. – You deal with him.
– Sir, why do you call…? You had so much to tell me.
Say it to him now. Why do you have to
involve the Minister in this? Sir, phone (Song from Velailla Pattadhari) Hello! Sir! Who? This is about
the road we laid in Lalgudi. – There is a small problem.
– Who is that? He is your party Councillor.
Please talk to him. – Why do this…
-Talk to him. Sir! What is the problem? Instead of the sanctioned 8 inch thickness
they are laying only 4 inches now. You should be happy
they are laying a road. He is my relative. People won’t know the difference. Sir, I can’t hear you. I said,
people won’t know the difference. Sir, repeat it People won’t know the difference. Sir, you are on speaker phone
and there are people here. They can hear everything. Hang on. The Opposition thinks
people won’t know the difference. But the ruling party
wants people to have all the information. Hand the phone to the contractor. Yes. I’ll give it to him.
Talk to him. Sir…! I heard
you are laying only 4 inches. No, sir. Listen to that boy.
Else, I will terminate the contract. Ok, sir. Yay! They are going to
lay an 8 inch thick road. Sir, can I talk to you in private? I can’t hear you. Sir, can I talk to you in private? Stop talking to me in public. Arokiam, our boys
will take it from here. They’ll ensure
that an 8 inch road is laid. Talk to him and get a date for the Minister
to inaugurate the road. The Minister merely started the process. You did everything. You should do everything henceforth. How can I doing it? Yes, you should. What are all saying? It’s everyone’s wish.
Say yes. Definitely. “This is our man, LKG” I’m furious.
We haven’t made a paisa. You are ignoring my question. Why should you
worry about the thickness of the road? – Uncle, bring the bag from the bike.
– What? – I left a bag in the bike.
– A bag? Money. You were with me all the while.
How did you do this? A politician
should only be seen giving, not taking. Son! What’s the thickness of the road? How many? It’s 5 inches. What if someone finds out? A 6-inch ruler is enough to find out. But these fellows won’t. – Who sanctioned the road?
– The Minister. But, who are they inviting
to inaugurate the road? You. – So whose name will they remember?
– Yours. That’s 600 votes. Five per cent commission. Keep the money safe. I’ll take care of
the school admission. You just won 600 votes. Why bother about two votes? Some have lost even with one vote. Soldiers! The garbage hasn’t been removed. Hey! Stop. Why are you going away? Not Sekkizhar he is Kambar We’re not getting water
in the toilet. I am worried you don’t get Tamil. And now there is no water. Wear your pants and sit down. Sir, I feel hot. The fans haven’t been working
from morning. We studied under the street lights. Stop whining. Sit down You need fan? Ramaswamy, what the hell is this? Drainage block, madam. What happened? I haven’t used the toilet the whole day.
I have a stomach ache. Didn’t you take Rs 3 lakh from us? This is not a government school. You could have
got someone to clean up. We’ve lodged a complaint.
They are on the way. Please be patient. Watch this atrocity. We are on Facebook live.
Everyone is watching this. We want the principal’s response. Instead the security guard answers. This is atrocious! Don’t mistake
this for the Black Sea. This is a sea of sewage. Stop the video. Everything will be back to normal
by this evening. It will be cleared tomorrow. Please disperse. The principal promises that everything
will be back to normal by tomorrow. Will it be a better day
for the students tomorrow? Let us wait and watch on Facebook. I’m Sukumaran reporting on Facebook. I’ve spoken to the Commissioner,
the Minister and all concerned. Who else should I talk to? No one helped. No one responded. What do you mean? Useless There is no electricity, no water. Should I manage that as well? Get me a broomstick.
I’ll sweep too. That’s one thing I haven’t done so far. – What the hell are you all doing?
– We’ve made arrangements. What the hell did you arrange? Don’t get worked up, madam. I know someone who can get all this done
with a snap of his fingers. I heard our leader is not well. He will be fine. Don’t say a word. I need him for… This is the house. Come and sit here. You get up. Hello! Hello, teacher.
How are you? She is the principal. We started off as teachers,
didn’t we? All of you are teachers? Bring a few chairs to sit. How many? How many?
You have to tell me that. How about two? How about four? Did you watch the Facebook video Sukumar
has shared about the school? I did. Wasn’t it good? Let’s not discuss that. Five seats. Five sit? Please bring five chairs. Okay! How can I help you? I’m unable to handle
the problems at school. It will be nice if you could help. Everything will be fixed
by tomorrow morning. Don’t worry. See you. Organise a function with
the children tomorrow. Invite the parents as well. Make sure it’s a grand event. Is 8.30 am ok with you? How can we organise this
at such short notice? The way you send last minute
reminders to parents… …when they default paying fees. – Are you in charge of flag hoisting?
– Yes Hoist a flag tomorrow. I’ll be there in the morning. See you. – We take leave
– Come Are you ready? What did I tell you last night?
And what have you done? Try and understand. Television is everything
in our country. If they anchor a 100-episode show, people
think they can become a Chief Minister It is all about Media now. I’ve made my own plans. I’ve spoken to the professor
about it. No harm in trying this out.
Let’s go. Light check Take the light. I didn’t mean it literally. I meant look into the camera. Okay! Look here. Can I wear my spectacles? You think you are Director Mysskin? Won’t you talk without your specs? Go on. Hello! Why are you so formal?
Say Hi. The youngsters prefer that. Hi! Hiiii Hi! That’s enough – Can I stick to Hello?
– Ok. Greetings to the viewers
across the world… – Across the world?
– Yes How would you know? Our coverage is just for
the neighbourhood. Hello will do. – Just say your name and start off.
– Ok. Hopeless! I’m very famous in my Ward. Oh, yeah! Are you as famous as Ambani
for everyone to know you? I’m a celebrity here. Yet, I introduce myself every
time I start the show. You go ahead Hello! I’m Lalgudi Karuppiah Gandhi. What is this? I will kick your mouth Say, just you are speaking I don’t want to do this.
Uncle… Why are you getting worked up? Drink water. Cameraman, can we leave? We can go after the show. Are you ready? Sir, keep complimenting her
through the show. The audience expects that. I don’t understand.
What did he say? Say I look beautiful. You look beautiful. Not now,
when we go Live. Action Greetings to all the viewers.
I’m your Girija. My special wishes to
my Facebook friends and followers. Our special guest today is
the Councillor from Ward 6, Mr LKG. We have a lot to discuss with him today. Hello! Hello! – Can I talk?
– Go ahead. I’m Lalgudi Karuppiah Gandhi. I’m the Councillor of Ward 6. I take my responsibilities seriously… We have a caller on line. I’ve written a lot more. We have to speak to the caller. Hello! I’m Velmurugan. This is LKG. What is the problem you face? I’ve been married for two years. Trouble with a ration card
or a delay in a cooking gas supply? No. It comes really quick. Everything is quick during our reign.
What’s the problem? It comes quickly every day,
that’s the problem. Your cooking gas comes every night? Yes. She is dissatisfied. So, she left me behind and
went off on a holiday. I think you have mistaken me
for someone else. Isn’t this the Late Night Show? Can you please give
the phone to Vanaja? I’m Girija. I think there’s
a problem with the line. Let’s talk to the next caller. I have to take this call. This is a Live show. Give some excuse. What are you saying? Let’s continue the discussion with
LKG after a short break. Thanks! Hello, professor. I’ve spoken to the office you enquired
about in Chennai. You can meet
Ms Sarala Munuswamy. Thank you.
When should I go to Chennai? This is the Poll campaign management
company referred by our professor. What? A company that
works for election campaigns. Party members work for an election.
Why a company? Presidents Obama and Trump used such
companies for their campaigns. They employ professionals
who work day and night to make them win. We have such companies in India now.
This is one of them. – Are they going to work for us?
– I’m not sure. But, the professor’s student seems to be
in a senior position here. Bag hold in hand Hello, madam Sir, haw can I help? I’m here to meet Ms Sarala. There is no one by that name. I have an appointment with
her today. What’s the full name? Sarala Munuswamy There is no one like that. Anyway, let me check again. Okay! Is there anyone call Sarala in our floor? I never knew it – What’s your name?
– LKG. What? LKG There is a person by
name LKG to meet her. You can go and meet her. Okay, thank you Sarala, madam Sara He said your name was
Sarala Munuswamy. Silence Sara M Samy You’ve anglicised your name.
I am saying it the way it is. The professor sent me to meet you. I called you here because this meeting
is getting delayed. What’s your name? LKG An abbreviation for Lalgudi Karuppiah
Gandhi, just like Sara M Samy. Short form Listen to what I have to say. We don’t work on small campaigns. Have you heard about Parliament elections? We work on Lok Sabha polls, big
constituencies, campaigns costing crores. We usually take over the party.
Our services include… …selecting a candidate, vetting his
proposal, planning campaign trails… …speeches, positioning, social media
management and a whole lot of other things. We make all these decisions. We were involved in 17 State elections
in India. We have branches over
14 cities across the Globe A campaign to make the Councillor
win the MLA election is too small for us. I’m sure whatever you spoke
so far sounds Greek and Latin to him Be a Rome(Roman)
when you are in Roman(Rome) Why are you laughing? I also know English I want to speak in Tamil now. What do you know about Councillor? Did you say you’ll work only
for the CM and PM? When PMs and CMs come to our
constituency, we tell them what to do. We guide them on where to campaign,
how to campaign, whose palms to grease… …how to get funds, where to pay respects,
when to beat a man to pulp and so on. You’ve worked on campaigns
worth crores. Have you ever demanded money
from the winning candidate? Forget about
the losing candidate… Just say yes.
I’ll bring the money. Why are you smiling?
Is it my unkempt appearance? Are you wondering
how I can bring the money? Even CMs and PMs can’t take
money directly from the Treasury. We local politicians can. We can raise several invoices
for laying the same road. We can sell acres of government land. We can show inflated expenditure. Nobody can question us. Tell your boss, a Councillor
came with bags of… …money to avail your
services and you refused. Isn’t it corporate philosophy to take
money from anyone who gives them money? “He is our man, LKG” Ghost! Who are you? Who are you people? Are you having trouble
in your political life? Yes. Do you have the looks of a politician? Looks of a politician? Looks of a politician? Yes. Every politician has
a unique look. Let’s go Where are you taking me? Let me go. I want to use the toilet. Allow me to use the toilet. Do you have a problem with
the toilet? Can you touch your nose with
your tongue? Why are you talking about touching things? Use the red bottle after a pee. The blue one is after a poop. Your toilet will be
sparkling clean. Get lost. I badly need to use the toilet. One minute Go ahead and clean toilets. But stop the touching and
the rest of the nonsense. Leave me Let’s find him a unique look. This is his look as a politician. Trust Analytica makes
you a complete politician. Gives you 100 per cent confidence. How did you agree to work
for me? We told our Boss about the money
you were willing to pay. He booked our tickets to get here. America mono thanjo Where are the pictures of my deities? I believe in God. You pray to your God, follow your rituals
but all inside the house. When you step out, you
have to pray only to them. That’s rationalism. Take it off. This is in memory of my mother.
I will never take it off. Okay, nice Use this dialogue on stage often. What is this? PEET.
Political Eligibility and Entrance Test. You have four questions to answer. Let’s see how well you’ve understood
people and politics. A quiz?
I’ve been good at it since childhood. Remove your spectacles. – Why?
– Remove it. Your first question. As a leader, if you make a mistake,
what will you do? I’ll apologise. No. Blame it on your admin. Ok. Your second question. Who is this? Bharatiyar. It’s swollen. You are not keeping up with trends. Your third question. A cow and a man are both
in danger. Whom will you save? I should save the man. You should save the cow – Because…
– That’s enough… Are we done? You haven’t understood politics. Let’s find out if you at least
understand people. This is your final question. If you’re buying people’s vote,
what will they say? They’ll say they haven’t got
the money yet. You’ve understood people well. A chocolate shower for you. Oh! Chocolate shower?
So sweet Now, select a title for yourself. A title? Can I pick anything I want? – Top Star.
– Prashanth taken. Prashanth, the review guy? – Royal Star.
– Ranjith already taken. – Chinna Thalapathi.
– It’s Bharath Everything seems to be taken. Sathaga Paravai is called a troupe How about Makkal Kural? That’s a newspaper.
But, sounds nice. From now,
you are ‘Makkal Kural’. – Me?
– Yes Makkal Kural This looks like a movie location
where villains bash people. These people are worse.
That’s why I chose this place. – The Press and Media, nice people.
– You’ll see. You can ask me whatever you want. Your favourite sweet? This is such an easy question. Answer them Kesari. That’s orange in colour.
Do you support Hindutva? I like it because my father
makes delicious Kesari. You mentioned your father.
You believe in nepotism? Sons pursue their fathers’
profession in other fields, why not politicians’ sons? So are you product of nepotism
like Alia Bhatt and Hrithik Roshan Aren’t they Bollywood actors? How do you know that? Don’t we all eat Pani Puri and
watch Hindi movies? So, you watch only Hindi Movies.
You don’t watch Tamil movies? Who doesn’t watch a Tamil movie? I love watching Rajini, Kamal films. Are you going to leave this
party to join theirs? Why should I? If I watch their films
will I join to their party? Yesterday I watch Malabar police
Do you want me to stay in Kerala? So, you are not a Tamilian.
Aren’t you a…? I am a die-hard Tamilian. A Tamilian will
never accept he is one. You are not a Tamilian. I am a die-hard Tamilian. You keep saying you are a Tamilian.
Then, aren’t you an Indian. As if I am from Pakistan… You are now talking about Pakistan. Do you belong to the Hizbul Mujahideen? Did you mean the cricketer,
Inzamam Ul Huq? Were you involved in the cricket scam? What questions are these? How can anyone answer such questions?
How wicked! They started with my favourite sweet.
Now I’m a terrorist. My head is spinning. Are you tense? You must learn to handle this. They can make people believe that
Trump is a Tamilian… …and Thiruvalluvar is Taliban. – I can’t hear you.
– Meme engineer Ready Sir! Oh, beloved sir! We are in agony and pain. A fire is raging deep within. Like an anchor you’ve been. The most spirited captain
we’ve seen. Our protector you’ve been. Sir! Oh, beloved sir! We are in agony and pain. Our eyes are filled with tears.
Your talk is like music to our ears. If you leave us and go,
to Tamil Nadu we will say a big no. Sir! Oh, beloved sir. We are in agony and pain. This will definitely go viral. You will even get film offers. The whole country is plagued
with problems. We are not talking about any
of that. This is so useless. How can this become popular? Stupid Other videos have gone viral
even when we had the same problems. This will do for them. Sir! Oh, beloved sir. We are in agony and pain. Are you watching that silly video? I heard the guy recited this
and committed suicide. Really? They’re going to
post that video next. Share it. What is it? I’m watching the video of
a poem recital. If you leave us and go,
to Tamil Nadu we will say a big no. Mum, I want to watch that video. How many times will you
watch it? Eat now. Aren’t you a television actor? It was his video that we did
a Dubsmash of. – Can I take a selfie?
– Sure. Thank you Oh God! – Your poem was superb.
– Thank you. Brilliant work. Sir, do you now understand
what people want? The truth is no one knows who you are
and why you became famous. But, they know your face now. We have to make them want to see you
again and again. We’ve to do something for that. Shall I stage a protest?
That’s the easiest thing to do. Nice What is nice about it? The country is in sorrow. Our leader is not keeping well. We’re the ruling party,
who are you going to protest against? Against the hospital for not providing
proper medical care for our leader. Your leader holds a 40 per cent
share in that hospital. He will kick you out of the party. How about against
the American doctor’s medical treatment? What if he leaves because of that and
our leader’s condition worsens? Who’ll be held responsible then? Shall I protest against the disease
that’s affected our leader? That’s a superb idea. When someone’s sick,
we only pray for their recovery. Why should we protest? I don’t understand this. You don’t understand?
Perfect. No one should understand anything.
But the protest must go on. Is it all right to do this?
Who’ll support us? If they don’t support us,
we’ll label them anti-Indian. Run away, you wretched disease.
We’ll fight till you cease. Join us. That girl is stupid
and you’re listening to her? Are you crazy? Run away, you wretched disease.
We’ll fight till you cease. A protest against Disease. Is this the latest fad? This is a hospital zone. I’ll give you 5 minutes. Take all the banners and
get out of here. Do you understand? I can become famous now. Here they come – to blow
things out of proportion. Run away, you wretched disease.
We’ll fight till you cease. Greetings! You’re protesting against
something that we can’t see. What’s the logic? Can you see corruption? Is bribing visible? You support protests
against those invisible problems. Like that people must support this protest
against disease because… …this protest is for the people. This is so stupid. Will anyone protest against disease?
It’s just a publicity gimmick. Thala is mass A protest against disease? I think the CM is already dead. This protest is just pretence
to distract people. Disease.. disease.. go away
Don’t come another day Do something his trend video The protest has to go viral. You think you can eradicate
diseases by protesting? People run marathons to fight
AIDS and Cancer. Will Cancer or AIDS go away? This protest is just like that,
it creates awareness. LKG’s protest against disease has caused
a stir in Tamil Nadu. Swallowing medicines will cure diseases.
Why protest? Swallow medicines? Blood sugar levels considered
normal a few years back Is now considered high. What spiked the levels? It’s the medicines we take in. What’s wrong in raising these questions? We have Bird flu and Swine flu now. Where were these diseases
20 years back? They are discovering new diseases
to sell their medicines. This protest questions this.
I totally support it. When we ate local food,
we didn’t suffer from any disease. We’ve become sick only after pizzas
and burgers came in. How do we get more channels
to debate on this? There is huge spike among young voters
We need to target them for this protest We will keep protesting till
we eradicate disease. What is this protest for? It is to claim our disputed territory? This protest that started small has made
a big impact in Tamil Nadu. The people of Tamil Nadu and student groups
are gradually joining this protest. People across the world
are giving overwhelming support… …for LKG’s protest
against disease. We support LKG We support LKG Further to that, Hollywood actors
are organising a protest in California…. …under the leadership
of their association… head, Actor Arnold
Schwarzenegger. Singer Justin Bieber has tweeted his
support for LKG’s protest. The state of Tamil Nadu
protest against so weird What do you believe Ladies and Gentleman? They are protesting against the disease And the man behind this protest is… His name is LKG Lalgudi Karuppiah Gandhi Your name is Gandhi,
but you are from Chennai. If I ask you these questions in Tamil,
will you understand? – Aren’t you clueless?
– So, why speak to me in Hindi? Okay…okay!
Let’s not deviate You say your name is Gandhi But your is Madras How come? Gandhi is father of India Not father of North India We are also Indians But you Tamil people are little wired Why is that? I want ask one thing When cricket player Aswin
take 10 wicket, 100 wicket All media saying
Indian cricket player Aswin super Very good champion Not Tamil Nadu cricket player But our fisher man getting killed You don’t say Indian fisher man You say Tamil fisher man Why? Wait! I think that’s good point What will we do is? We will take a break Protest against disease. And a silly ode to our leader
before that. Our leader has spoken to me! Thank you so much.
I’m so happy you spoke to me. Enough! Where did you buy the ornaments? In that video it was our
leader’s image on the ornaments… …and now ones with my image. You are named after Gandhi.
But the things that you do… You’ll go a long way. Our leader called me by name. Your name is Gandhi. You are not named after
actor Shivaji, are you? Don’t you understand my question? Go out. Okay! I did the same things when
I met our leader 37 years back. I fell at his feet immediately.
You still haven’t. I’m so sorry.
It didn’t strike me. Careful.
I’ve had a leg surgery. Leave What do you want now? Your love is all I want. Did love take you all the way
to Delhi? You’ll get just one chance
in a lifetime. Tell me. I know someone
who was Councillor at 25… …an MLA at 31, a Minister at 36… …and Deputy Chief Minister
when he turned 52. There are several corruption charges
against him. But, the whole of Tamil Nadu knows
that he is the next CM. I want to become like him. That’s far-sighted vision. The Chief Minister isn’t too well. If he doesn’t come back,
we’ll have a by-election. Ramaraj Pandian will be a candidate. We don’t get along. If you somehow catch my attention,
you’ll get a chance to contest. Isn’t that your plan? I didn’t have a choice. People get posts only
when they get old. I can’t wait that long. I just wanted to meet you
once and explain … Sir, just got a call
asking you to come immediately. Let’s go. Bos… – What?
– Can I just touch you once? Go ahead. I got to touch you! So soft. I’ve had fever for two days. You are faint-hearted. Why did you go to the funeral,
because she told you to? It’s four days since
I’ve eaten something. My stomach is bloated because of the soda
I’ve been drinking. What is this on your forehead? It is my blood I thought they were wishing me well by
applying vermillion on my forehead. But they’ve mixed it with
spices and it hurts. What’s happening? No one wants us. We belong to the ruling party, But they wave black flags even
when I go with our leader. Do something. Rohit Sharma versus Dhoni… I’ll kill you. I’m the one who is not well. Why are you repeating yourself? Bhojappan said that
he will send his army of 21 MLAs… …and 13 Ministers to help
with the campaign. Please send word that
we need their help. We have a campaign meeting this evening.
Everyone has to be present. She is not in town. – You do the work.
– I’ll handle things. You sleep. Greetings! Where are the scissors? It’s with me. Please give the scissors. I will not. He needs to cut the ribbon
for the inauguration. We the public pay money
to buy from you. Public But you want him to do the honours. Are you crazy? Are you crazy or am I crazy? Shall I cut the ribbon? Tell me what you want. I will talk only to my leader
Ramaraj Pandian. I am Ramaraj Pandian. You shut up. My leader Ramaraj Pandian
will be here any moment. Get ready to face the music. All of you get ready to face the music. You are too drunk to know
who you are talking to. That’s a wrong thing to say. You are drunk.
Go to sleep. If you are a big-shot,
shut down all the liquor shops. You are selling and
I will keep drinking. No brother! I am telling you… Ramaraj Pandian slapped his own party
member at a social gathering. The general public and his party members
are unhappy about the incident. Several leaders have condemned
his inappropriate behaviour. How dare you slap him? He should have slapped someone
who charges more for the liquor. I’m calling for a protest.
It’s going to be big. Wait and watch. You slapped your own party member. What if you ill-treat
the poor after you win? If I hit you, you’ll come down
like a ton of bricks. You said Social Media will
help build a person’s image. But it seems easier to destroy
someone’s image. The drunken incident is
getting good responses. Tell your meme team to put
in more hours. He is attending a programme
at a college next. Organise our team to be there. Ramaraj Pandian
has remained single and has… …dedicated his life for the upliftment
of Tamils and Tamil Nadu. We take great pride in inviting him. Ramaraj Pandian,
who is the personification of Tamil… …will inaugurate this program
by singing the Tamil invocation song. Sing what? The Tamil invocation song.. – Me?
– Yes. He is asking all of you to stand up. He wants you all to be quiet. Don’t you know I have a bad throat. Have this lozenge. It will soothe your throat immediately.
I saw it on TV. The mike is not working. Switch it on first. (Singing Tamil invocation song) You’ve got the lyrics wrong. People from other States speak in Tamil.
Why can’t Ramaraj Pandian? “Let me turn your drape into a house, – You are speaking out of context.
– I can even sing. (Song from ‘Aval varuvala’) If you sing, I will start singing too. (Song from ‘Muthu’) If you are sing,
I’ll also sing (Song from ‘Suryavamsam’) We will continue the debate after
a short commercial break. Ramaraj Pandian, don’t you know how
to sing the Tamil invocation song. Shame on you.
Even I can sing it. Shall I? Repeat what I just told you. Repeat what I just told you. Aren’t you ashamed? (Singing Tamil invocation song) (Singing Tamil invocation song) Even children are making fun of him.
Is he that stupid? How can people think he is handsome
and charismatic? Women may want to marry him,
but why would men want to get near him? That’s a bit too much. – I have an idea.
– What is it? What if we start a rumour that
Ramaraj Pandian is actually a woman? What do you mean? His colourful shirts, he hugs men,
is single. It adds up. – Super idea
– Madam You support every idea of his
and he comes up with absurd ones. The whole town will laugh. Yes. So? Nobody will believe you. They don’t have to believe it.
But they will talk about it. It will trend even if it is a lie. – Get our men on the job.
– No…No We shouldn’t get
involved directly. We should be associated only
with the good. The bad stuff should stem
from outside. We have to find someone for it. Amal Tailors at Kilpauk,
is from our village. He’s a great tailor.
Use this promo code to get your freebies. I don’t know how to say this. Ramaraj Pandian, a seasoned,
well-respected politician from Tamil Nadu. We’ve received some
shocking news about him. Ramaraj Pandian is a woman
and not a man. Sister, it is a privilege to be a woman.
I don’t have to tell you that. Hats off to you if you accept
the truth. I give 2.75 stars for Ramaraj Pandian
the man. And a full 5 stars for Ramaraj Pandian
the woman. Thangamuthu, a 63-yearold
man has filed- -a petition claiming Ramaraj
Pandian is his wife. I’m 63 years old. Will anyone lie at my age? I married Pandima in 1984
in our village temple. Take a look at the photo. Guess the video was true. I recently saw a video
in which I realised that- -the well-respected Ramaraj
Pandian is my Pandima. What if she denies it? I’ve filed a request in court
for a DNA testing. Pandima, you are now a big politician. I’ve remained single from
the time you went missing. I heard you have also remained single. Will you please come back
to me as Pandima? Or should I undergo a sex change surgery? Let’s use social media
to spread this rumour. Already done. Run a survey.
Show him in bad light. Understand? Any news about
what he plans to do next? He is meeting Actor Mukesh
to ask for his support. ‘Junior Revolutionary Commander’.
How are you? Pandima! Sorry. Pandi, it’s been so long. You look so beautiful at this age.
Leave me Okay brother How is the election campaigning going on? Not doing well. I’m here to request
your fan club’s support. Why ask?
It’s a given. I want no interruptions for
half an hour. – Half an hour?
– Yes. Then ‘Junior Revolutionary’? Which movie are you working on now? ‘Man or Woman’? That’s the name of the movie. It’s a beautiful subject. I don’t have time to watch movies. I agree. I heard you slapped someone.
Why such rage? That’s nothing.
He was a drunkard. I heard you refused to sing
because of a bad throat. You should have a concoction
of ginger and pepper… That can be organised. That is right You are under stress.
You are tense. You should practice yoga,
get a massage. – I can give you a massage myself.
– Why trouble you? That’s no trouble.
It’s a boon. Close your eyes. How do you feel? Massage for the eyes,
nose and lips… What the hell are you up to? Pandima, I know the truth about you. It was a taboo till a few years back. Now, it is protected by Law. What if they tweet about us? Idiot! Why meet actor Mukesh
at a crucial time like this? It was a regular meeting. What happened between
the two of you while you were inside? Are they suspecting anything?
No, I can’t You’ve been close friends for long.
Will he support you politically? We’re not that close.
Don’t misinterpret things. You have announced more benefits
for women in your manifesto. Isn’t that good? But a Minister has
remarked that only a woman- -can best understand
another’s problems. I don’t need to respond to
random remarks. Do you have an answer for
your husband Thangamuthu? I don’t know anyone
by the name Thangamuthu. Taking the husband’s name
is not in our culture. What did you say? He claims he has proof that
you are a woman. Will you undergo a DNA test
to prove you are a man? Shall I prove it now? Do you want to take a look?
Take a look. – I didn’t see all of it.
– Thank God. I look like a woman.
But I’m a man at heart. – But I AM A MAN.
– I had my doubts. We Tamils respect and revere our women. But Ramaraj Pandian removed his dhothi
before a woman to prove he is a man. Do you want me to prove it? You slapped a person for
a pair of scissors? Should I? You ran away because
you didn’t know how to sing? Should I? Respected chairperson,
before blaming social media for making Ramaraj Pandian
a laughing stock… Think for a moment. You didn’t respect Tamilians.
You don’t know Tamil. Why would they vote for you? Vote for me. Give me a chance. Just one chance. I swear on my family deity that
I will give fair governance.