If you could take one guy to an island with you and you knew you’d be safe because he was the best man and he was going to keep you happy if it was between me and your father, who would you take? My daddy I think you’re wrong about that Hello this is Lee What happened to my brother? So that ‘The’ Lee Chandler I don’t understand Which part are you having trouble with? Well I can’t be his guardian Well, your brother provided for your nephew’s upkeep I think the idea was that you would relocate Relocate…to where? Well…if you look Here? It was my impression that you’d spent a lot of time here Hi sweetheart I’m just a backup Lee Nobody can appreciate what you’ve been through and if you really feel you can’t take this on I mean… that’s your right Where we going… to the orphanage? Shut up Just get in the car Can’t obey your orders until you unlock the door Whatever you decide, he can always stay with us if he wants to come up weekends Do you wanna be his guardian? Well… He doesn’t wanna be my guardian for christ sakes… We’re trying to lose some kids at this point Hello? Hello? Lee? I just wanted to call and say I’m sorry How’s Patrick doing? He doesn’t really open up with me Do you actually have sex with these girls? Strictly basement business What does that mean? Means I’m working on it You don’t wanna be my guardian? That’s fine with me It’s not that, it’s just the logistics. All my friends are here I got two girlfriends, and I’m in a band You’re a janitor in Quincy What the hell do you care where you live? I’ve said a lot of terrible things to you My heart was broken And I know yours is broken too. No, you don’t understand, there’s nothing… It’s not true I think there’s something wrong with me Do you want me to call your friends? I don’t know! What do you want me to do? I’m not going to bother you I’m just gonna sit here until you calm down Alright, I’m calmer now Would you please just go away No It’s not a shark! Come on! Pull it up! It’s not a shark!