Mujhse Shaadi Karogi – Superhit Comedy Film & Songs – Salman Khan – Priyanka Chopra – Akshay Kumar
Five! Five! Five! Greetings, sire.
– May you be happy. Please take a look at my grandson’s
horoscope and predict his future Certainly. Let me see your forehead. The lines on his forehead
make it so obvious… that the fury of Jupiter, the Sun,
Mars and Saturn will rule his life They will dominate his life totally!
Should he be provoked by someone… this boy will certainly
not spare him What should we name him? Sameer. A gust of cool breeze.
– Sameer? By nature, he’s hot-headed.
The name will keep him calm Come to me, come… Sameer. Guess what? Don’t ever make the
mistake of getting him married There you are! He has kicked me! As he grows up, he’ll use his fists
and kicks more than his mouth! I’m not sparing you! Leave me.
– I’m not sparing you! Never! Sameer. Move Sameer. Move. What are you doing, Sameer?
Leave him. Sameer! Sameer. I said.. No Sameer. No.
Oh my God! Sameer! Let him go! Leave him alone!
– How dare you, Sameer. Sorry, sir. I am very very sorry. Please, sir.
– Okay. C’mon, Sameer! Come with me! Sameer, why did you raise
your hand at the Principal? When I lose my temper… it feels as if a hundred guitars
are playing in my brains! Cool down, Sameer. Cool down. Now tell me something.
Why did you hit Chintu? I was angry because he abused you! Sameer, my mother says,
anger is love’s worst enemy One who can’t control his temper,
can’t control anything in his lifetime Now stop being angry
and smile. Smile! So you won’t smile? I’ll set
your mood right in a moment The insolent!
– Go topless Those with iron pajamas…
– Have an ape for an Uncle! Whose aunts are cats…
– Have dogs for friends! When it comes to the pickle…
– They hug, buddy! This is too much.
This is too much. Sameer gets into a fight with
someone or the other every day… and today, he raised his hands
on me! The Principal! So much of anger is not good, Ma’am.
It’s Arun who always calms him down He was born with the temper.
How will I explain? Ever since his parents have died,
his temper is getting worse and worse I understand, ma’am. And that is why I’m not throwing
him out of the school But I’m really worried. If this is how Sameer
Malhotra’s childhood is… how is his adolescence going to be? Sameer, stop it! Sameer. Sameer, no. So these three fractures
and the 35 stitches… ..is it all your doing?
– Yes, sir. I’ve thrashed them But you must ask
them why I hit them Hey, come on. Hey. Come on.
– Stop it. Help! No! Stop it! Stop it! There’s this girl Sameer
wants to marry… and these guys were treating her
like a ball in the basket! In 1998, you beat up a professor
in the college? He didn’t have any time
to teach the boys But he used to call the girls home
all alone and gave them tuitions He had evil on his mind.
So I gave it to him! What wrong did I do? In the year 2000, you rescued
a man who was drowning… ..and gave him a beating?
– I was the one who saved him too! There was a board which said in
bold letters, Swimming is forbidden Danger zone. Why did he go there? I gave it
to him… what wrong did I do? Look, we have received
eight complaints… …against you in
the last five years You might get more Listen, this is my last warning to you. If I receive another complaint,
you’re going straight to jail! Rupees 3000/- Fine. You kiss the bride. Roma? You’ve got married? Sameer, please.
Today’s my wedding day. – What? Don’t be angry today.
Please don’t hit someone Please, Sameer. I’ll…
– No, wait here There’s no saying when
he might hit someone You think I’ll hit you? Why?
How can I hit you? I… And I thought you… Did you think I’d marry you?
– Yes Have you ever told me
that you love me? – No. Then. And look at him.
He’s so sweet, so gentle… he loves me so much. And you… Now listen to me. No girl can
ever fall in love with you She can only be afraid of you.
– Why? You have such a temper,
even I’m afraid of you Remember how you thrashed those
boys at the basketball court, Sameer? But they had made a mistake.
They had to be punished Every human being makes a mistake.
What if I had made a mistake? You’d have hit me too, isn’t it?
Isn’t it true? Let’s go Sameer, are you really going away? Yes, grandma I’ve got the job of a lifeguard
in Goa. It’s a nice job Besides, I get into a lot
of fights here, grandma If I go to a new place and meet new
people, I might not get into fights My son, think again before you go The reason behind the
fights is your temper Your temper will go with
you wherever you go Yes, brother. If you leave, I’ll
be worried about you all the time You’re the one I’ll worry about. I’ve got to get you
educated and married I’ve got to have an operation
conducted on grandma’s eyes… and send her to grandpa
in heaven at the earliest I’m not going away in a hurry.
He’ll have to wait! But before you leave, you’ll
have to promise me… ..that you won’t get into fights
and brawls with anyone Is that clear, my son? Grandma, I swear it on your head I’ll never lose my temper again One, two… is that your luggage, mister?
Also this bag? Four? Four bags?
That four bags is your? Yes Which is THE bag? I mean, the bag in which you’re
carrying the cash and Valuables? Terrible times, you see.
You could easily be robbed Robberies are commonplace
in trains nowadays Difficult to tell the bonafide
passenger from the thief! Go to sleep. I’ll stay awake.
– I’m not sleepy Mister, this period between
3 and 5 in the morning… ..is meant to be spent in slumber.
However strong a man is… ..he does drift into it at least once I want to see when you go to sleep.
– I told you, I’m not sleepy All right. Actually,
I love my forty winks I’m going to sleep Yes, grandma, I’ve reached
safely. Okay… Thank you, mister.
– What for? For looking after my luggage I’ll explain. I have a weakness.
I can’t stay awake in the night And I can’t sleep in the train,
for fear of losing my luggage… ..and that is why, I pulled
off the fast one So that I could go to sleep and
you’d look after my luggage. Nice idea, eh?
Know what? You’re a great guy I think I must travel with
you on my way back too Here’s my card. Phone me on this
number, I’ll find you at the station Bye-bye. Help me, grandma! “Sing in the praise
of Govind! Gopal.” “Sing in the praise
of Govind! Gopal.” Praise the Lord… Lord, protect my grandson
wherever he is “Don’t go away,
become a part of me” “You’ve become a part
– I’m intoxicated” “The time is right,
my heart is crazy too.” “Let’s have fun in our lives.” “That’s the way I like it” “That’s the way I like it” Strength, might” “Who has the guts to fight us” “Come fall in love.
As young days are here” “It’s time to live, live in gusto” “Sing in the praise
of Govind! Gopal” Lord, help Sameer find his love “Beloved..” “Beloved..” “Hail Lord Rama..
Hail Lord Krishna.” “Hail Lord Rama..
Hail Lord Krishna.” “Come along beloved” “Come along beloved” “Come Dance” “Come Dance” “I like it” “Come dance and sing” Hey, babes. Move.
– Hey. Lord! You?
– Yes. I’m Raj. He’s Paul Our misfortune, we’re brothers.
Twins I’m an astrologer, predicts people’s
future from their birth charts… ..and he ruins their future! What does your brother do?
– He belongs to the Eagle gang… Very dangerous people.
Never cross their path Never. – You appear to
be a stranger in town Whom are you Visiting?
– Mr Duggal Mr Duggal!
– Yes, he has a Vacant room Not just a room,
his brains are empty too He used to be a police
inspector in Goa… ..and has blood clotted in
his head ever since… …a thief struck him with a stick Wherever the clot stands,
that part becomes useless He plays deaf, dumb and blind Let’s see what he’s playing today He’s playing blind today I don’t believe this!
– You will, Very soon That’s Mr Duggal! But he’s looking at me.
– No, you’re looking at him Let me show you. Wait Rascals! You hit me because
I’m blind today? When I start seeing again, none of
you will be seen around here again! Do you believe it now?
Wait a moment I’m glad you’re here.
I haven’t had any tea Give me half a liter of milk Is the milk over, Bansi? I’m not Bansi. I’m Sameer. I’m sorry, I thought
you were the milkman When did the headlights go off? How does that concern you? You’re
not a doctor, are you? Give me the milk.
– But I’m not a milkman… I’m Raj, the astrologer!
– The astrologer! Such a big mouth!
– It’s not my mouth. It’s a bag And here is your mouth!
– Let me be, please! What brings you here?
– I’m the one who came here I’ve landed a job
at the beach resort. Mr Sharma has had a word with you For the room, isn’t it? Come,
I’ll take you to your room I’ll show you to your room Go upstairs from here. Your
room is right ahead. Go on There’s no room there!
– No? But I saw it last night. Did
it disappear overnight? Hello. – You’re showing
him the wrong place The room is over there!
– Where? Here! Come with me.
– You’re throwing me out? We’re actually going in! I’ll check out the room later.
Let’s talk about the rent first I can pay you 2500 at the most.
– I’ll collect at least 5000 rupees! It’s okay if you agree.
Or you may leave… Hey! It’s me!
– Why do you keep butting in? Give him half the room for 2500. Find
another tenant for the other half Is Bansi staying with you too?
– But I’m not Bansi! Don’t be angry. Give me
half a liter of milk But I’m not the milkman! I’m
Raj… the astrologer! So what are you doing here? Go
and look up people’s horoscopes Show Sameer the room.
Come, Sameer… It’s me! Where’s Sameer?
– Here I am, sir C’mon For my grandma’s eyesight For my sister’s education For my sister’s marriage Lord, it’s Your responsibility
to have an operation… …conducted on grandma’s eyes My sister’s education and her
marriage is also Your responsibility Fill up the coffers at
the earliest, please And okay, it’s my responsibility to
make offerings to You at the temple For God. “O beautiful one…
Come to me” “I want to love” “O beautiful one…
Come to me” “O beautiful one…
Come to me” “O beautiful one…
Come to me” What are you doing? Oh God! Has Mr Duggal asked you to come and
go through the balcony, brother? No.
– Not your mistake, though Whoever stays in that house, does
take a fall in his lifetime It’s because of the sight ahead.
– You’re right And I wish you keep doing
this to me every day I feel so nice today! You? Already here to pick me up?
I told you to call up and come No, I can’t go with you so early.
Okay, do something Look around Goa for a couple of
days, then we’ll leave together Good morning.
– Good morning. Good morning. Who is he?
– Our new manager New manager? Oh no. He’ll kill me! Hi.
– Hi. How are you? I am Sameer. I am Raj. – How’s going?
– You sent for me, sir? Are you Suraj?
– No Suraj Prakash.
– Time for you to set, Suraj (Sun) You won’t ever rise
in the morning again In your 14 years of service, you
were never in the night shift From now on you will work
in the night for a month Sir, I’ll die.
– Two months I’ll be ruined, sir.
– Three months And listen…
– Yes sir? Sleep is man’s worst weakness And the time between 3 and 5
is the most Vulnerable one If I see your shoulders droop at
that time, you are off the roster I get it Mr Sameer “Beloved” When did you get this motorbike?
– My company gave it to me today No, you got it yesterday.
– Today You’re talking about the motorbike,
I’m talking about your eyes You clapped your eyes on
Rani yesterday, right? Rani? Who? I’m watching
the kids play Really? I’m a gifted astrologer Really? I’ve seen your horoscope.
Let me introduce you to Rani Else, you will keep falling
off your window I’m a priest of Love. Because of
us priests, two hearts meet… a family is made, new
babies are born… …there’s no
greater joy than this “Beloved” Her father, the colonel,
is a strict man, I hear He’s retired. He may
be pulled up any time He won’t find a better son-in-law.
– Never He’s going to embrace you
in the first meeting itself Okay, I’m leaving.
Thank you for the coffee. Bye guys. Is Ms Rani cross with you?
– No Then why is she going that way? Rani! Yes, priest?
– Please come here She’s coming.
– Yes. Once you guys shake hands… …it won’t take much time
for your hearts to meet Come… Be prepared Haven’t seen the colonel for days.
– Our car’s in the garage He’s gone to pick it up.
– Ill-fated carburetor, I told him He must at least fill
gas worth 125… …but he won’t spend
more than 25 bucks Anyway… this is my childhood
friend Sameer “Come along beloved” Not that we met in childhood…
the two of us met as adults She’s Rani Sameer is a lifeguard, and
Rani is a fashion designer Won’t you shake hands? Mummy. Can’t you take care of your kid? What happened?
– A flat tyre? No, someone got smacked Who?
– Daddy! What an introduction! Who slapped him? It sounded
like an explosion Are you all right, Papa?
– Don’t ask me, dear It feels as if someone hammered
a hot nail into my ear You shouldn’t have hit him so
hard. This boy is naughty Thank God the colonel applied the
brakes in time and saved him Are you in your senses?
How dare you hit my Papa? I didn’t know he was your
father. And that kid…
– What kid? Her mother is here, there
are so many people around… ..but they didn’t utter a word!
You wanted to be a hero, eh? I mean what were
you trying to do? Stop fighting and take
him to a doctor, quick Conductor? I need a doctor, dammit!
– That’s where we’re going He’s gone deaf! What have you done? You were to ask Rani’s hand from
him and you just handed it out to him “Come along beloved” “Come along beloved” “Come along beloved” “Come along beloved” Who is Rani, sir? You? Are you working day and night? No sir. I just came to request you Please be kind enough and turn my
bad nights into good nights, sir What for?
– Because after office hours… ..when I go home and shut the doors
and windows to catch a wink… ..the kids around assemble outside
my house and scream together… The matinee show begins now And my wife takes it out on the
kids saying, No shows of late Sir, my honour is at stake All right. Give me
some time to think Really? How much time?
– Say, a month or two A month? What?
– When will my duty hours change? Three months after that Okay sir. Okay, okay. Who is this Rani, sir? “Youth is short” “The rest of life is no good” “Youth is short” “The rest of life is no good” “Once…” “once it’s gone…” “youth never returns” “Youth is short” “The rest of life is no good” “Once…” “once it’s gone…” “youth never returns” “What do you…
think about me?” “Don’t take me for a foe
Be my friend” “Lay off. Let me go” “Don’t harass me” “Sweetheart, so much…” “..of attitude is bad” “Youth is short” “The rest of life is no good” “Once…” “..once it’s gone…” “youth never returns” “My love, enjoy…
every moment” “What you have, is in the present
Tomorrow never comes” “I think you are crazy” “You and I don’t sail
in the same boat” “I can’t just…
stop following you” “Youth is short” “The rest of life is no good” “Once…” “..once it’s gone…” “..youth never returns” “youth never returns” “youth never returns” Sameer. Sameer.
– Hi, Rani. – Hi. Thank God you’re here.
I was really worried What for? Aren’t we friends now? Yeah, but your father
hasn’t forgiven me yet When things go wrong
in the beginning… …it all falls in place in the end I don’t get it. Please explain I mean, I’ve brought Papa around
and he has called you over for dinner Really?
– Yes. Look, he’s an army officer
who is Very punctual You will be there at nine sharp You know what? I’ll be there at eight.
– No way. Neither early, nor late I see you at home. At 9:00 o’clock.
– Alright. See you later. You look Very happy. Tommy’s sister
says, see you at home… ..as if you’re going home to become
Tommy’s brother-in-law But to impress Tommy’s father, don’t
forget to buy champagne for him And, you must uncork it at one go! Good evening, sir. Is it Sameer?
– Yes, sir Come on in. – Actually sir,
I’ve come to apologise I committed a mistake the other
day. Please forgive me I’ve forgiven you, that is why
you are standing before me Yes. Lovely dog He’s Tommy, not a dog He’s like my son. Remember Of course. Of course. Sit.
– Thank you. I’m from Patiala, Punjab.
– Really? My uncle was in the army Once I took his gun and ran to the
fields, for some shooting practice Enraged, he snatched the gun… Oh no. ..and said, It’s an official gun I was so peeved that
I joined the army… ..and I got my own gun “Come along beloved” A few years later, war for
independence broke out in Goa They posted me here in Goa After the war, I settled
here with my family Luckily, I love Goa Luckily, I love Goa too “Beloved..” What do they call a chicken
in Punjab? – Kukdi Chicken – And a girl?
– Kudi Kukdi.
– Kukdi Wow! Those medals…
did you win them, sir? My wife wasn’t in the army, so
obviously they belong to me Sorry sir. Actually sir, your personality
unsettles me That’s why I’m talking like a fool Never mind And that Chinese
pot near the medals… Looks like an antique piece,
does it contain Chinese tea? It contains my late mother’s ashes It gives me a feeling that
I always have her blessings with me You dearly loved your mother.
– I still love her We tried really hard to save her But what God wills…
– Let it be, Papa Let’s eat One.. one second. Why did you have
to bring that, son? It’s my first time here.
– Let me uncork it No, sir. Let me have the pleasure I’d like to propose a toast to the
brave Colonel, his beautiful wife And to you, beautiful lady May you find a
handsome man one day. First time. Sorry sir. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3.. ..2, 1, 0. What have you done? Sorry sir. Come on, the player of love
and enemy of troubles. Shut up!
It all happened because of you Because of me, really?
– You asked me to uncork it at one go I asked you to open the bottle,
not to break the pot of ashes Good that the pot broke. At least
it has set his mother’s soul free “Come along beloved” I think the colonel is insane Oh no…
he’s a Very intelligent man Intelligent, my foot! Mother’s ashes
ought to be immersed in the Ganges No one keeps it at home.
Never in a pot, at that! It’s okay, we’ll talk later.
– Let me clear this now Please try to see
it from my point of View Why don’t you try to
see it from my point of View? Have you seen the colonel? He looks as if he grew
old twenty years back Look at his wife… as if
she has just stepped into youth Tell me, from what angle does Rani
look like the colonel’s daughter? Yeah, Tommy does
appear to be his son I can’t explain that. You should
be asking the person concerned Who? – Rani The colonel would never
reveal the secret to Rani Samir. The other day I spared
you because it was only a mistake But today, you intentionally… You hit my Papa on his face… ..still I forgave you. But today you’ve
hurt me in the heart Can you explain? – Rani… Did you intend to say
that my father didn’t sire me? No! – That my mother is wanton? No! Don’t ever talk to me. Ever. It was tough convincing
myself that you are a nice person And you, priest!
I’m really surprised How could you consider
such a lowly man a friend? Let alone respect someone,
he hardly knows what respect means Rani. See? She is hurt because of you!
– Because of me, really? I was only kidding. When you
knew Rani was standing behind me… why didn’t you tell me?
– I was telling you… ..see from my point of View!
– Your language is too tough for me For all the mistakes you commit,
you pass the buck on to me! God! Uncle, ball please. Ball? What happened? – A flat tyre? No, someone got thrashed Who? – Papa! Granny! I’m ill-fated, it’s writ. Reading my
horoscope won’t turn things around Just checking what’s
worse is in store. – What? Your past was your golden period.
– Golden period, really? Yes. Your future is worse.
– Worse than what I’m going through? Jupiter’s place is right up here.
Yours is down in hell The Moon’s place is in
the 7th house. Yours is homeless Moreover, Saturn is about to enter You said, Saturn left me last week.
– And it did Usually, once it leaves, Saturn
never returns for another seven years Not in your case. Saturn is about
to re-enter in a few seconds time “Wicked Sunny.” “I kill for money.” “Wicked Sunny.” “I’ve got money.” “Wicked, Sunny.” “Back up your money.” Right, anything is possible
with me. – Saturn is on its way And it will wreck me. This Saturn is going to…
change your life and destiny. It will come like a tempest “Wicked Sunny.” “What say, dude?” “Sunny.” “He’s going to steal
the princess away.” “Wicked Sunny.” “What say, dude?” “Wicked Sunny.” “He’s going to steal
the princess away.” As per my calculations, it
will stay with you in your room… ..and knock at Rani’s door Hello uncle Hello, I say. Remember me? I’m your distant relative. Sunny For miles away,
uncle has no relatives. Go away Uncle, your servant is ill-mannered.
Ask him not to mess with me Why is he so quiet? Not that he is glad to remain quiet
He’s ailing. Shut up
Uncle, I’m Sunny. Mr Khurana’s son Who… Khur… ana? Who Khurana? Back in Gurudaspur this
road in front of your house… There’s one in front of every house it turns around the corner. They all turn. No road is straight And where does it go?
Straight to his friend’s house Friend? Who? – Mr Khosla He just said Khurana!
– How smart! You caught me I was only testing you. Know what?
When I asked your address… ..everyone said there’s only one
decent and honest boy in Goa. You Boy? What a fraud! Tell me honestly, why are you here?
– Well, I… ..want to hire a room Yes. No, he says. Go away Uncle. No way, get lost, he says.
Look, he’s pissed off Now tell me. – Stay here Yes. Well, now that you are dumb,
you won’t pick up a fight So let’s go to my relative’s place. Relative, aunt? Then who am I? Who are you? – Sunny Not Sunny, he’s Shani (Saturn).
– Shut up, dude Uncle, for my sake don’t
tell aunt where I come from Well, uncle himself doesn’t
know where he comes from Aunt, I’m a tenant here.
Here’s 10,000 bucks Take another 9,999… take care I’m a bit tired.
Show me to my room, please Let me see you off
at the next street. – Ass! Hold this. Bring it upstairs Oldie’s got a nice room. – Yes But we are sharing it What are you staring at me for? Why share? We’ll be exchanging beds We’ll also sleep in the same bed,
as brothers… Don’t touch me. I don’t like it Like the rent, we share the room too.
This side is yours, that’s mine I see.
– By the way where are you from? All right, give me a hug. – No! I don’t hug men. – Really? How Vain Whatever. – Okay listen… why don’t you take your God there?
– God doesn’t belong to one person God belongs to everyone. And listen, we’ve shared
the room… not the walls. God’s not moving.
– And where do I stick my posters? Wherever you wish. God’s not moving I got an idea.
Stick them up in the bathroom Why do you get so angry?
– Am I angry? Now! Even while you are talking.
– Yeah, where am I angry? Look, the room’s got hot.
Need to open the window Don’t open the window! Why? She comes there I need to check her out then.
Since I pay half the rent… I’ll open half the window You’re on my half, let me
embrace you! – Don’t piss me off! I tried my best to keep him off What a sight! Mr Sameer deliberately
kept the door shut to keep me off But smelling a scent
from a distance is my forte What a dish! – Don’t you say that! Does she mean
anything to you? – No. But decent folks stay here By the way she is
a nice and decent girl And she’s a colonel’s daughter.
He will shoot you if he hears you For a beauty like her,
I’d take a bullet on my chest On my chest Idiotic! Don’t you jump! – Why not? You are in bad times, as it is For all your good intentions, you
might fall on top of the colonel Hi. He’s going in. – No. As per my calculations… Tommy will have a go at him Very friendly. Very friendly. Very good doggy. He’s gone inside. Not to worry.
My calculations say… ..the colonel will
kick him out in a minute What’s your name? Tommy. Nice name. My respects, uncle Who are you? – Sunny. What do you want?
– I just wanted to meet you, uncle I’m new here.
I’m told that you are the only… …decent and honest boy around Boy? – What else? Look at you You can put any young man to shame.
Besides… Hang on. What’s that in your ears?
And what’s around your neck, bro? Don’t ask me.
My blood boils when I think of it Screwed my calculations! What are you doing? – Worry not.
I have fixed many bones And it’s only a sprain.
Look straight… here goes What say? How do you feel? Be honest. – Feels nice Where are you staying?
– At your neighbour Mr Duggal’s place The one who broke
my neck also stays there Don’t be angry. I’m his roommate. I know he’s ill-mannered…
and he’ll surely change, ..but this is not how
one should treat an elder A ball hit me, by mistake Darling, what’s happening?
When did you employ a masseur? From today. – Oh no,
he’s not a masseur, darling Sunny is a nice boy He’s Mr Duggal’s tenant. – I see Tell you something, massage
is not actually done indoors A garden, or an open
terrace would be just amazing We have a terrace garden.
– Don’t tell me. Really? Where? Upstairs. – Can I check it out? Sure.
– Thank you. Sunny. “Wicked Sunny.” “Wicked Sunny.”
– Did he swallow something? He’s dancing…
advancing towards the girl “He’s going to steal
the princess away.” “Wicked Sunny.” Sorry. Hi! I am Sunny.
A flower for a beautiful lady. Thank you.
– It’s my pleasure. Damn… your love-story began here
and ended in the colonel’s ears He began it by shaking hands,
and it’s going to end in honeymoon Sir, do something.
Please do something to me What do I do to you? I want a baby Give me a baby, please! – What? Security! Listen. – Yes, sir. What are you doing here?
– You! What are you doing here? You know her? – She is my wife Don’t you have children?
– Yes, two in fact Boys, both. And you know
what these boys are like I want a daughter.
– So why me? Ask him Listen… please
– What? He promised to give me a daughter After duty hours, he used
to get me sweets and flowers… ..and shut the doors and windows But ever since you put
him on the night shift… ..the doors and windows only shut
to allow him get a good day’s sleep It’s a mistake but
a mistake is a mistake You must also have committed
a mistake, by mistake, no? Yes, you are right And I can understand your problem.
I’ll definitely help you Hang on Rocky!
– Yes, sir. From tomorrow, you will buy
her sweets and flowers every day Got it? Yes, sir. What the? Get up Was I wrong? “Watch this.” “Somebody touch me.” “Somebody…” “Somebody love me.” “Somebody love me.. yeah.” “Somebody…” “Somebody…” 500 for grandma,
500 for my sister’s studies… 500 for her marriage, and 500… For my roommate Roommate? What a sight! It’s worth paying a
hundred thousand in rent What are you upto? Watching the colonel Really?
– Wanna check? Show me. – Look. “Watch this.” That’s his daughter Do they look alike? “Alright.” No way! And what are you drinking? Water. – Really? I swear by you. – I see. Go on Let me smell it… is this water? Fenny is Goa’s specialty.
It’s nothing but cashew nut juice I see. I’ll juice you! I’m going to tell Mr Duggal
that you are boozing here Listen… Don’t touch me.
– I won’t booze anymore, promise All right. – One last swig What’s that? – Oh, those? Your God’s on my wall, so
I glued my goddesses to your wall So why get angry? – I’m not angry You are peeved. – I’m not Relax… easy You feel like abusing me.
– Not at all I know, you want to
tell me something. – No You want to hit me.
Go on, hit me. – No C’mon, hit me. – Oh no Why don’t you go to your half?
– Okay. Peace Peace
– Yes. What was that? Earthquake? Mr Duggal. Mr Duggal, where did you pick that
roommate from? He boozes, and… ..watches Rani through his binoculars,
You must go and inform the colonel Oh, why would you
inform the colonel? The ass has stuffed you with money Rather I’ll go and inform him Mr Duggal…
Looks like he’s deaf today Mr Duggal. Mr Duggal. He’s deaf Young man, my neck feels better now Hello aunt.
– Do something to my ear Let me fix your neck first.
Fixing the ear is no big deal It will be all right. Where’s Rani? See, Rama? Though they share
the same room, they are poles apart That swine injures me,
and the other… ..the decent one, comes home
everyday to give me a massage Hush, Tommy Sameer is not around,
then who is Tommy barking at? Dogs have a Very
sharp memory, uncle Tommy must be barking
at Sameer’s thoughts Where’s Rani? Bloody dog! Papa. Papa. Papa. Guess what? You look so happy. What gives? This year, the All India… ..Fashion Designers’ competition
is going to be held in Goa The designs I had
sent have been approved And I’m participating this year! Very good. I am proud of you, dear. Very good. congratulation. Papa, I got to pay the entry fees
within two days. Only 20,000 Rupees Let her have it. I’ll return
every cent after marriage 20,000? No dear, I can’t afford that much Please Papa, for my sake.
It’s Very important for my career Golden opportunities
don’t knock twice. Give her the money – Please. Where’s the money, son?
I’m a retired colonel We manage with my pension.
Where do I get 20,000 from? Selfish father It’s okay. You upset her Expenses have already risen this
month. 12,000 for the hearing aid 3000 for my neck-collar.
Where do I get 20,000 from? Why won’t you give her?
You still have your eyes… ..heart, lungs and kidneys intact.
I’ll puncture them all. Granny you ask me not to
lose my temper! Tell me, why not? The colonel won’t give Rani the
money. Who will help the poor girl? I wish I could strangle his… Granny, I got a solid idea Postpone your eye surgery.
Let’s first help… …Rani realise her dream.
What say? Besides, granny, Lord Krishna’s
birthday is approaching The Lord is here! Be careful
with your pots, lassies… So much! Let it go! That’s not a biscuit Bloody dog! Let it go Tommy..
– “Come along beloved” What’s that?
– “Come along beloved” “Beloved..” “Come along beloved” “Come along beloved” Dearest Rani, I know you want
to become a famous fashion designer I’m sending you money… ..to help you cross the first
hurdle in the path of your progress Not a favour, just consider
it as a gift from a friend “Beloved..” And, if you win the show… ..you will be happy, but my happiness
will be greater than yours I expect nothing in return for
this small help. Not even thanks I’ll always be with you.
– “Beloved..” Your well-wisher “Beloved.” Yes. “How long will you conceal
your youth, my love?” “How long will you conceal
your youth, my love?” “How long will you
torment the bachelors?” “Someday you are going
to become someone’s bride” “Will you marry me?” “Will you marry me?” “How long will you conceal
your youth, my love?” “How long will you
torment the bachelors?” “Someday you are going
to become someone’s bride” “Will you marry me?” “Will you marry me?” “Move it. Shake it.
Move your body.” “Move it. Shake it.
Move your body.” “Move it. Shake it.” “I’ll buy you earrings
and bangles…” “I’ll buy you everything, I swear” “I’ll steal the Moon,
I’ll even pluck the stars…” “I’ll make the Sun
bow before you, I swear” “Someday you will go crazy for me” “Will you marry me?” “Will you marry me?” “The day I come as a bridegroom,
I won’t go back…” “I’ll take you away
in a palanquin, I swear” “I’ll steal you away,
before everyone” “I’ll make you my bride, I swear” “How long will you show
indifference, my love?” “Will you marry me?” “How long will you conceal
your youth, my love?” “How long will you
torment the bachelors?” “Someday you are going
to become someone’s bride” “Will you marry me?” “Will you marry me?” “I will marry you” “I will marry you” – No. Cheater! Betrayer! I’m very happy. Sunny. Sunny. Rani. You never told me you
play the guitar so well Rani. – What a revelation! I’m impressed. “Wicked Sunny.” All those lessons in
guitar seem worthwhile today Sunny.
– How sweet. Have a laddoo. What’s the occasion? I told you I want to participate in
the fashion designing competition I paid the entry fees today.
– Really? I don’t believe it. I’ll take two laddoos. – Why? One for me and one for my God “He’s going to steal
the princess away” Go ahead Thank you. – Bye
– “Wicked Sunny.” What a shame Bloody unturned drum! Did your
father ever play a guitar? Give it here Papa is… a businessman in Indore A businessman, really? And
you were playing the guitar, eh? When did I say that?
The poor girl thought it was me And you were tongue-tied, no?
You could only grin Couldn’t you say that it was me?
– Am I nuts to tell her that… ..it wasn’t me but it was our master
Sameer Malhotra who was playing? She was so impressed, dude. And she even saw the
posters of your goddesses Know what she said? What a shame You’re in my half. I’ll kiss anything
that comes my way, I told you The priest said it right! You
are not Sunny but Shani (Saturn) Stay away from me “Sunny. Sunny. kiss me, baby.” I got my temper under control!
I wish I could tear you apart He’s coming. Sunny, haven’t I reminded
you to pay the rent? I’ve mailed the address to Daddy
He should be sending the money If it doesn’t arrive this time
you will have to leave. Remember. Uncle… did I ever harass you?
Have I ever troubled you, aunt? Then why don’t you
clean the railings? Look… Pay the rent,
we’ll clean it daily. What? He’s gone. – You should’ve told me Is Mr Duggal in? – Yes. So? There’s a letter for Sunny
Sunny stays here, right? Yes, dammit! Go in Mr Duggal,
there’s a letter for Sunny Hey, where are you going? Give me. – Two? Two letters?
Whom is the second letter for? Only one! I asked him to give it So take it and drive him out.
– I’m going Move it. Do you fancy eating
and sleeping here? Has he left? Okay, read the letter. It’s for Sunny
Why should we read it? Why not? He’s our tenant We must know what
type of a person he is… …what kind of people write to him Read Go on Let me open it.
– Is it made of steel? Dearest son, Sunny, ever since
you have left, I’ve been worried Your planes are grieving.
There’s no one to pilot them Son, without you, what use are six
bunglows and eight factories to me? I hear,
you are staying with a beggar If you wish to extend your stay,
revert back I’ll present a huge
bungalow to your landlord Your Papa “Wicked Sunny.”
– What happened? Sorry, Uncle. I must leave now.
– Where are you going, son? Papa hasn’t sent money, not
even a letter. How can I stay here? Did I really offend you?
Do you have a problem here, son? No, no. – All I have
on me is a fake coin You guys snatched
10,000 bucks from me… …and you ask me
if I have a problem 10,000? Just ask me,
and I’ll give you 10,000 every day But please don’t quit this place From now on, we’ll cook for you.
I’ll do your laundry too Let go of my hand, will you?
And who will wear my underwear? I will do that.
I’ll even give you a bath But don’t ever leave this place.
– Don’t ever go, son Tell you something… ..somebody has rightly said,
if you want true love… ..stay in a poor man’s shanty “Wicked Sunny.” Put the binoculars down!
Else, I’ll inform the Colonel Go ahead Are you boozing?
I told you not to drink, didn’t I? Wait till I tell Mr Duggal.
– Go ahead and tell him You wait here! Mr Duggal! Who the hell? Are you boozing here? D’you want me to sit on the roof?
What if I fall down? You’re drunk
I can’t! You are blind now,
I’ll talk to you in the morning Makes no difference.
I’ve been blind since morning Don’t mind the poor fellow.
Here, grab your bottle Where?
– Here you are. See? That’s a tenant And you never treated
me even to a cup of tea He’s helping me live it up,
you know. Where is he taking you? Oh, I forgot!
We got to meet Bijli! Let’s go Come on. Not there… this way Don’t go. It’s a bad habit.
– Don’t go, my foot! Clear the litter, will you?
– He tells me to clear the litter Don’t do it. It’s my house.
Who is he to give orders? I’m going to throw it away!
– Pick it up and throw it outside! Here goes! Who got smashed? – Who? The Colonel Who hit him? – Brother Sameer Our friendly neighbourhood hunter.
He’s hunted many a colonel down! You are in my half, let me kiss you Go, neck Bijli! Rani, once again, forgive me Neck Bijli, you will be forgiven “The thorn” “The thorn” “Check it out.” “Oh, the piercing thorn” “Come, my love” “Behind your bungalow,
under the berry tree…” “my love…” “a thorn pierced me” “Come on, let’s do it
one more time.” “Now that you are in trouble,
you wonder…” “..why you couldn’t stay without me” “Your friends were
right when they said…” “..you will be trapped someday” “Get that?” “I’m sorry…” “let bygones be bygones” “Save my heart this time, my love” “Your clothes are skimpy… even
the blindman says, show it to me” “Show it” “Get lost” “Move it” “Behind your bungalow,
under the berry tree…” “my love…” “My love…” Another 15,000? What for?
I have already paid 20,000 That was entry fees.
15,000 is entertainment tax You should’ve told me before.
The show is at hand, how can I raise? Entertainment tax is a government
policy. Everybody knows that I am very sorry. If you don’t pay by evening,
you cannot do the show tomorrow Why can’t she? She is my Rani Now what, madam? Rani… Don’t weep… please don’t You will do the show I promise you, you will do the show Sis, I just heard that
the government says… ..it’s illegal to get a girl
married before she turns 21 Which means you have
three more years to go, sis And your sister-in-law
has only three days Why don’t you concentrate on your
studies for the next three years? Shall I break the pot? Thank you, dear sister Still short of 5000!
I’m seriously stressed now You got to help me now, God That was for my sister’s studies!
You could’ve broken Your piggy bank Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you’ll enjoyed the scintillating
show we had tonight. It gives me great pleasure
to announce the winner. Rani Jagraj Singh, from Goa. Rani! Fantastic! Congratulations and all
the very best. – Thank you. Come here… do you know her? No, but she is really hot. Hot, eh? You’re throwing
kisses at your sisters? Hey, what’s wrong? Thank you. Thank you so much. This is like a dream come true. I can’t figure out what to say Many people are responsible
for this dream come true But there is someone
I want to specially thank “Beloved.” I don’t know his name,
nor do I recognise him I’ve never met him,
but he’s the anonymous friend… who helped me out when
I needed support the most He calls himself my well-wisher
– “Come along beloved” I appeal to him.
If you can hear me… please come and meet me.
I’d like to personally thank you “Come along beloved” Please.
– “Come along beloved” Thank you. “Beloved.” My dear God, grandma always says
that a princess will come into my life But not even a maid-servant
has come into it till today But I feel today as if
the Princess will surely come God, don’t mess up things.
I love her too much I’d have called her home,
but Sunny’s around, you see? So I’ve called her here.
Nothing wrong, is there? Nothing wrong.
Everything you’ve done is good I’ve heard it all Sameer.
That which you tried to say… ..and also that which you didn’t say. You did so much for me… ..and didn’t even let me know? “You shall pine at heart, my love…” “..by God, you too shall fall in love” “At heart, I shall desire you too” “..by God, I hope I fall in love too” You’re charming… “..you’re my love, you’re my romance” “I’m bowled over…
yes, I acknowledge that” “I know,
your love is full of mischief” “But I can’t help it,
my heart just won’t agree” “How I wish I rule your heart” “By God, may you fall in love too” “They call me beautiful,
they call me the proud one…” “..and you’ve gone crazy;
you have no control over your heart” “I’m no less crazy.
I’m not conceding defeat” “I’m here to steal your heart,
and steal it, I will” “How I wish I begin to trust you” “By God, I hope I fall in love too” “May you begin to pine at heart” “By God, may you fall in love too” God! What a sweet dream!
Make it come true, please! “Beloved.” Here she is! “Come along beloved” By the way, You’ve done
a great job in making her, God “Come along beloved” Sunny? Can’t be! Sunny. God, why’s he? Sunny! You? Which means you’re the well-wisher? I didn’t want to say it.
But I knew… ..you’d get to know some day. But… Thank you. God. Stop necking him! Give me the hug! He’s a fraud! You… my? Let’s go. Rani! “Beloved.” “Beloved..” Rani! Don’t go with him!
I’m me… I’m not him! Oh, God. What are you doing? What to do now? “Beloved..” I’m the one she loves.
Leave her alone! “Come along beloved” God! Make him see reason!
Let go of her cheek, you scoundrel! Rani, I’m the real one!
I’m not him! Out of the way, Colonel! Step aside! What? Step up? Out of the way! Out! Sunny, don’t be shy,
have some more. Eat to your fill The milk reminds me of home This is your home too. – Absolutely We can’t ever forget what
you have done for our Rani And you didn’t even let me know.
– Ma always says… ..your left hand must not
know what your right hand does Hear that? Such lofty ideals! Pickles!
I don’t know where they are Not pickles, ideals, darling.
– Ideals, I see They are poles apart. One is
an angel while the other is a demon The more distance I keep from him,
the closer he gets to deal a blow With a football, when I’m at home.
With a bottle, when I’m outside When I’m walking on the footpath… …he calls me in
the middle of the road… …and rams his motorbike into me Be careful. Say it again, Sameer Colonel, I’m sorry,
I’ve been a bloody fool Accept these flowers
and please forgive me Okay, I forgive you Where does the Colonel
get his Voice? – God knows Where did he transpire from? Wake up! We are here How much? Who is this sleepy character? A security guard He tried to mess with me, I put
him on a three-months’ night shift No wonder he brings his
wife to make an appeal to you Uncle! What a pleasant surprise. How are you, dear niece?
– You’ve pulled down! Can’t tell you what
I’ve been through Rani’s uncle? This man
could’ve been your Cupid… ..but you’ve already plunged
him into the darkness Brother-in-law, you are wrapped all
over in bandages? What happened? Sunny, he is my wife’s brother Swine! Where have
you been all this while? Brother, I’m cross with you.
We live in the same city, yet… ..you haven’t been here for months. What city, sister?
I don’t even get to see my wife. What does that mean? This new manager, the swine, has
put me on night shift since two months He sleeps during the daytime, and
stays up like an owl during the nights He’s suffering from
constipation and acidity Look at the dark
circles below his eyes That’s fine,
but who’s that scoundrel? That’s fine, but who are you? Uncle, he is Sunny. Our neighbour I see. Glad to meet you. We’ll meet later You were talking
about some manager… Don’t even mention the swine “Wicked Sunny.” What has he done? He’s made life miserable for me What’s his name?
– Bloody Saturn! Shut up Sameer Uncle, our Sameer.
Your neighbour. My roommate Sameer What? Sameer stays
in the neighbourhood? Which beggar in the neighbourhood?
– Not a beggar, it’s Sameer One who wrecked you!
Now he’s after him Look. – See.
– “Wicked Sunny.” That swine is after my whole family Time’s not favorable, Sameer Forget the flowers, forget
the colonel, placate the uncle Uncle… Uncle. Uncle. Oh Uncle. The tables have turned.
Now watch the fun Uncle, aunt…
I’ve got some presents for you Okay. Okay. Skirt and blouse for you
– Thank you. Bush shirt for you, uncle Sweets for the kids Also some fruits for the two of you I hope you don’t expect
these things to bear fruit? Oh no, of course not Uncle, if by any chance
I have uttered something wrong… ..please forgive me. I’ve realised
that I’ve been unfair to you You are off the night shift. What? Then how about tonight? – Sure Yes tonight. Son-in-law… – Son-in-law? Son-in-law, indeed. The other
day when I asked you about Rani… ..had you answered me,
you’d have been married by now And I would be your uncle Uncle, a mistake
is committed by mistake You must also have committed
a mistake, by mistake, no? Aunt, am I wrong? – You
are absolutely right, son-in-law Hello. Hello. – Hi. Sameer. Greetings. – Greetings. Come in Colonel sahib… – You! Don’t you dare step inside!
Stay where you are Colonel sahib, consider
it my bad luck or my karma… ..for all my good intentions,
things invariably go wrong… ..and I end up hurting you.
– 5000 people live around here Of all, why do you
always choose to hurt me? Colonel sahib, the new year is
about to set in, in a few hours time With the passing year,
let bygones be bygones, please I beg your forgiveness D’you take me for a coward?
– No. Remember, I’m a soldier I kept forgiving you
because I considered you a kid Not anymore Get this loud and clear Yes. Henceforth,
for 50 meters around me… if I see you,
or see you throwing anything… ..the last time I fired my
gun was against the Portuguese… ..this time it’s going to be you Out. – Yes, colonel sahib Get out. Uncle! Happy, happy new year. Happy happy new… handcuffs Is this a new way to wish
a new year? – I’ll tell you Where’s Charles? Charles? Or Sameer? – Sameer? Is he a new kid
in the Charles gang? Aunty! – Aunty? Have women joined
Charles’ gang too? Aunty! – There’s no aunty here! Oh, this one?
– What’s the problem in his pants? Today he’s become a police officer Become, eh? Tell me something… ..you’re an honest officer’s wife,
how do you know such criminals? I’m not a criminal,
ask you neighbour if you wish Who neighbour? The retired soldier? Now I get it. After retirement
he’s been sheltering criminals Let me go. Rani is waiting for me.
– Waiting for what? To murder someone? To loot a bank? Or to print fake stamp papers?
– What the hell? Boy, you are going to rot
here until the police Van arrives Then you’ll go to jail.
Come on, don’t stare at him The ass who smashed his head is
on the loose, and I’m trapped here Am I wearing a convict’s clothes? Am I going to meet Rani in 2010? Ladies and gentleman… ..and friends,
let me show you another magical act Look, this is magic Thank you. Forgive me, Mr Magician, but
pulling out a bouquet from a cloth… ..a pigeon from a turban and
a rabbit from a box is quite simple I’ll believe you if
you can cast a spell on me He’s challenging me All right, boy, it’s no big deal.
Lie down on the bench Sure. That’s no big magic No, but it’s going to be Friends, now my magic wand is going
to suspend this boy in thin air If a stick can make
someone float in the air… ..no one would care
to buy air tickets. They would be waiting for the stick I’m an astrologer, you see.
– Before you stands a magician, fool C’mon, lie down! – At your service Show me your magic. – Windbag! Here I go Abracadabra! Magic wand.
Let the boy float in air Don’t mess with a magician!
Or, you will stay suspended in air Magician, I believe you now I fear, I might go right up there I pray, put me down All right You’ve shaken everything.
– Thank you very much. Thank you. Oh, God, he’s so good. How he lifted him up,
we didn’t even get to know This girl wouldn’t believe me She’s so silly, you know. Rani, your arm on my
shoulder is one pretty sight Let me make it simple
for you, Sameer Stay 50 meters away from Papa and
500 meters away from me. You dig? I’ll show you guys a wonder now You… please come here Me? Don’t go! He’ll put you in a box… ..and hack you to pieces… One boy. Any one, please Mr Magician, there’s a boy!
Strong, rough, tough and reliable Seize your chance
before Sunny arrives. Go! Come this side, please.
– No, I’m fine here Please come here If he is in, I’m off.
Find someone else Hang on, lady Rather I’d leave I get it The two of you are cross
with each other. All right… I’ll turn the enmity into
friendship. – Can you do that? Of course,
and I’ll turn your hatred into love Is that possible?
– Yes! – Impossible! Hang on. Your name? – Rani And you are? – Sameer So, Sameer and Rani… ..the two of you are
man and wife from now on And tonight,
is your first New Year night Tell everyone how
much you love each other Abracadabra. What are you staring at? Admiring you Had you not traipsed into my life,
I’d have been a nobody I’d have been an
anklet sans the chime I’d have been a sole less shoe A heartless body If not for you, Rani…
– Not Rani… ..call me Mrs Sameer Malhotra Mrs. Sameer Malhotra. To be honest, I fell in
love with you at first sight I have endured so
much to possess you Don’t torment me anymore. Come… Well… I can wait no longer either “Your beloved seeks your heart” “Come to me, my love” “Profess your love
Give in to me, my love” “I’m pining, so are you” “I’m waiting for you” “Profess your love
Give in to me, my love” “Come to me, my love” “Come to me, my love” “Your beloved seeks your heart” “Come to me, my love” “You want to dance..” “Your charms…” “like the tempest, my love” “Your looks…” “my identity, my love” “Gaze into my eyes” “Make me belong to you” “Profess your love
Give in to me, my love” “Come to me, my love” “Your beloved seeks your heart” “Come to me, my love” “You have done me a favour” “You are in my dreams…” “you are all I desire” “Let’s make a legend of love” “Come my love,
make me go crazy in your love” “Profess your love
Give in to me, my love” “Come to me, my love” “Your beloved seeks your heart” “Come to me, my love” “Profess your love…
give in to me, my love” “Come to me, my love” “Come to me, my love” “Come to me, my love” “Come to me, my love” “Come to me, my love” “Come to me, my love” “Come to me, my love” “You want to dance..” Abracadabra. Happy new year. Happy new year. “The Prince has fallen
in love with the Princess…” “In first sight..” Sameer, I’ve been thinking. – What? You can play the guitar,
paint, sing… …you’re quite a multi-talented man. Guess why?
That’s because I’m me. Not you! Good one. Having a ball, aren’t you?
– You have a great talent too What? – You tell
lies to fool people! I don’t believe you, God! Listen, make a portrait for me too Don’t mind,
but I paint only beautiful people! Again. Okay. Know what? – What, what? I’m in a great mood today.
Say what you want to You aren’t as innocent
as you appear to be Why? How you brought Rani around
in just two hours last night Weren’t you jealous! I knew it. As close as you get to her,
I want to get closer to her too Aren’t you jealous? Aren’t you? What’s your problem? My problem is that I want to score
with my friend’s girlfriends… …it makes me Very happy! Okay. Okay. Okay, serious. Now, that’s something
very serious. When I get married, I want you
to paint me and my wife together You know, with her at my side.
And I lying down in her lap She in black-and-white,
I in colour… Sure, I will Whom are you marrying? Bijli? No, it’s Rani Aren’t you jealous? Aren’t you? See? Your temper hurts
you yourself, doesn’t it? If it wasn’t for the oath, I’d have
squeezed him out like the tube! Happy new year, Uncle Duggal! Where’s Sameer? – The brush! Get to be the master’s
disciple! Quick! “Life’s a dream…” “In dream..”
– Sunny. Who? Wicked Sunny. Rani, you? You can even paint! – Well, I… My painting? How sweet! Wicked Sunny. Tears and desires, that’s how it is You’re quite a revelation, Sunny.
– No revelation Painting, singing, the guitar… No wonder they call
you multi-talented Sameer’s multi-talented too You ought to have seen
him at the party last night The way he sang and danced… He completely rocked the party.
– Oh, he rocked? – Yes! I’ve been teaching him classical
dancing and he’s into rock? Hey! Sameer, good. Good. Anyway, fresh orange juice
for the two of you. Where’s he? He’s in the latrine right now He’ll take some time.
You can wait. – No thank you Give him some and you
have some too. Happy New Year Happy New Year Was Rani here? – Yes, she was You’ll now ask me if even my
father has even done any painting And I’ll say, my Papa’s
a Very big businessman in Indore You’ll say, Liar, dog…
– That you really are Your dream of making Rani fall in
love with you will remain a pipe dream It won’t be a pipe dream. Because
I know what your weakness is Really? What is it? You can never tell
Rani that you love her So listen!
I swear it on my grandma! I will profess my love to Rani in the
presence of the whole world today! And I swear it on
my father in Indore too I’m the one who’ll bring
Rani to this house, as a bride If my love is true,
I’ll be the one who’ll marry Rani And if I’m determined enough,
I’ll lead her here by the hand For me. You are Rani’s brother No brother. I’m her lover Rani, you think this lover-boy is
an accomplished singer and painter I’ll expose him to you today Sunny. C’mon, sweetheart, let’s go This juice Rani brought
for you I’ll have it Hold it! Who did she bring it for?
– For you So I’ll drink it! Wicked Sunny. Share it with me! I can’t share anything of Rani’s! May you find it bitter! I find everything
of Rani’s to be sweet At least let out a burp! Sunny. Sunny. I’ll paint a picture
and also sing a song… and expose Sunny. Okay? What new ailment is this?
One Duggal is difficult to tolerate Three, five?
More than I can endure! Sorry!
– It’s okay. No problem. No problem. I’m happy. Move! Where do you think you’re going?
Stop there! “Beloved..” Sorry, Rani! Lie down here, Rani.
I’ll put them to bed and return C’mon! Eagle! I’m going to make you a seagull! Senior! Swat this fly! You’ve made a mistake
by messing with the Eagle Gang! One Sunny I can’t tolerate.
And six of them walk up to me! I’m going to thrash
all six of them! C’mon! Mummy!
– Attack boys! Stupid! Bravo! Tommy, come here. Come here. Tommy, come here. You always bark at me, don’t you?
So bark now… bark! The next time you bark, you’re
going to disappear. You get that? Take care of your
kids and your dogs! I’ll spare you this time.
Next time, you’re gone Tommy, my son,
don’t keep going outside There are bad people
in the locality Have I ever raised
my Voice with you? Have I? And how Sameer was yelling at
you yesterday! The insolent chap! Go and play in the house, son.
And don’t go out… my good son! “Wicked Sunny.” “Can do anything for the money.” “Wicked Sunny.” “I am not funny.” “Wicked Sunny.” “Anything for money.” “Wicked Sunny.” Tommy! Tommy… Tommy, where have you gone? You ought to have considered what
would happen to me without you! Darling, we too are sad
that Tommy’s gone missing But how long will you keep
starving, thinking about him? Let’s eat, Papa. I’m hungry too No, my child. I don’t feel like it Colonel… Why don’t you wait?
– Did you find it? I’ve looked everywhere in Goa,
but there’s no trace of Tommy I don’t know where he has gone.
Could someone have kidnapped him? But who could be Tommy’s enemy? Mr Duggal! That’s it No… he hasn’t been
around since yesterday Sameer? – Why Sameer? No, can’t be Sameer. But
he could do a thing like this too. Remember his public threat?
That he’d make the dog disappear! If the dog barks,
I’ll kill him, I’ll finish him! No way, he was drunk.
– Really? But who then? He’s the culprit! Who is it? That scoundrel has broken
me in every part of my body! Uncle. I don’t know what revenge
he is extracting from me… …by having Tommy separated from me! Sameer! Where are you hiding,
you thief? This is a warning! If you don’t
return Tommy to me in 24 hours… I’ll have you sent to jail! I still hold sway among the cops. I’m not sparing you!
– What does that mean? He has influence Give him the dog!
May the worms get you! What new fuss is this?
Have your father treated Why’d I have my brother-in-law
kidnapped anyway? Why? Where am I going to
look for this dog now? You have a Variety of dogs – Hush! Don’t call them dogs.
They take offense I’ve brought them
up like my own children That’s Rustom, that’s Sohrab.
Eats less, snarls all the time That’s Cyrus. Faithful.
But eats and enjoys a good life And that is… This is the dog I want.
Do you have it? I do have it!
That’s my boy, Tin Tin! Say hello! Hi, Tin Tin! Quite a good boy.
But once he loses his temper… he’s going to bite. And remember… …don’t ever give him a cold bath But this one doesn’t have
a black spot. – Don’t worry! Here’s the solution! “Beloved..” Mr Colonel… Look who’s here Tommy! My son!
Where had you gone away to? Where did you find him, Sameer? The poor chap… was sitting
by a lamp-post, shivering. He used to always bark at me But this time, he said, Papa…
and went for my feet He appeared to be telling me,
Please take me to my Papa Papa? – You Oh yes!
He’s like my son, of course! Thank you, Sameer. Thank you so much. Papa, it’s because of Sameer
that we have Tommy back today You must forgive him at least now. Sure, I forgive him! – Thank you! Rama, lay the table Come.
– Let’s go. Thank you so much.
– Tommy, where are you gone. Wicked Sunny. What’s happening here? Look at this, Sunny! Tommy’s
back today because of Sameer Well done, Sameer.
I am so proud of you. Look me in the eye, my brother!
Where did you find the dog? Where did you find it?
I went mad looking for it! For Rani’s sake, look into my eyes! Where did you find the dog? Tell me! Sunny, I don’t know
what’s gotten into my Tommy He’s been behaving like a
stranger ever since he has returned He seems to have changed.
– He has stayed with the stray dogs I know a cure! Squeeze
him in a bucket of cold water! Squeeze him?
– I mean, give him a cold bath Oh, I see. All right Breakfast is ready. Please sit down.
– Won’t you give Tommy a bath? No! I’ll first give Tommy a bath.
I’ll have breakfast later The breakfast will get cold, papa.
– I’ll be back soon, my child Let’s take a bath, Tommy boy!
– Where’s Sameer? Sunny, please call Sameer, will
you? – Not me, he sleeps till late He’ll hit me for no reason.
You go and call him instead All right, I’ll call him “We shall overcome…” Sameer. Who is it? Are you asleep, Sameer? Wake up! Sunny, don’t change your
Voice and bother me! Let me sleep! Sameer. Rani? One second. I’ll be out there “Thorn pricked me.” Wake up. Who are you? Who on earth are you? – Bijli But who? – It’s Rani One moment, Rani. I’m coming! What are you doing here? What? – What are you doing here? I was sleeping with you I came to call you for breakfast I’ve said nothing!
I’ll join you in two seconds! Go away! – Where? Want me to come? – Go away! Give that to me? – What? That one. – What? That one. May I come? I’m coming inside.
Sameer. “Thorn pricked me.” I’m so sorry, Rani. How disgusting! What you think is wrong, Rani!
– How about what I see? This one? It’s not mine. It’s hers!
You wear this. I’ve done nothing wrong, Rani.
Please try to understand… You… I’ll fix you! Rani… “Thorn pricked me.” “Thorn pricked me.” “Check it out” “Pricked me.” I swear it on you, Rani!
I don’t know that girl! How could you with
a girl you don’t know? I swear, I don’t even know her! Without knowing them will
you call just about any girl? Listen to me, Rani… You’ve started getting
girls into your bed now! This is too much, Rani!
Listen to me! – What? Good morning, boss.
– Boss? Hey girl, can’t you hear
what boss is saying to you? Do just as the boss says. Okay? Else the Eagle Gang will catch you
and present you to the boss, okay? What are you guys saying?
– Command us, boss! No one dares oppose you! Do what
you want to. Here on the streets! Go for her! Grab her!
– Grab her? Grab her? – No, I won’t This was all that was left! You’re a loafer.
And a drunkard! – No, no. You’re a womaniser! Now
you’re leader of the Eagle gang! I’m not the leader.
– Shame on you, Sameer! Forget her, boss. There’s
one better than the other in Goa Point out a girl.
She’ll be in your arms Yes, every where is ours rule.
Boss, just give order. Rani! Rani! After a nice cold bath…
Tommy will become a handsome boy He’ll be good looking.
Those dirty dogs in the lane? Don’t ever play with them, okay?
See how dirty you are Good boy! Good boy! Bravo… What’s this? A black dye? So this isn’t my Tommy! Hey… Are you a wild dog? Rama! The dog has bitten me! Rama! It isn’t our Tommy! It’s a duplicate of Tommy!
Sameer has given us a wild dog! Oh my God!
– See. The black dye came off when
I was giving it a bath! Look! I’m not sparing Sameer!
He’s made the dog bite me! God! He acts like a butcher! After beating him black and blue… …he’s now setting
the dogs after him! He has no respect for his elders! He’ll need to take 14
injections in the stomach now Go and take the first one.
– Go on… Tiny injections they’ll give him Stop it, stop it… Rickety old rickshaw!
– That’ll be 40 rupees, ma’am Here you are. But this is 20 Rupees Every senior citizen
gets a discount of 50 percent Whether it’s the
bus or a railway train Besides,
yours is a rickety old rickshaw! Grandma! Grandma is here!
– Oh God. Look at this kid!
He’s calling me a grandma! Sameer…
– Grandma, don’t call Sameer He’s a bad boy! – Why? He ran away with
my chocolate yesterday And today,
I will run away with your glasses! Give my glasses to me!
– I’m running away… come after me! My glasses…
– What’s happening here? Make this old fossil
see reason, please But he’s my husband. – What! No, I’m her son! – Son? She’s my Mummy! Mummy,
ask grandma to get me a chocolate! My darling son,
give my glasses to me On one condition. – What? We’ll play Cricket with it.
– I can’t see anything! I’ll toss it up like a ball.
You must catch it Everyone in Rani’s family hates me.
That includes her dog, Tommy Grandma, that’s your
grandson’s love story then Now you tell me what I am to do. My son why must you worry? Now that I have arrived,
everything will be all right Just show me the girl once. I’ll
go and talk it over with her, okay? Come, I’ll show you. – My son! That’s Rani, grandma Where, son? – Over there, grandma She’s right there Yes, yes… – Isn’t she beautiful? Absolutely beautiful! But I can’t see a thing! You go to the office and
get on with your work, my son I’ll go to her house
and talk it over, okay? Okay, grandma. – Bye, son My child… – I’m here, ma’am What spell have you
cast on Sameer? – What? He’s madly in love with you! You’re the only one he talks about,
in everything he does What are you talking about?
You know the Colonel… My child, I know the Colonel
is Very angry with Sameer Once you agree to the wedding… …the Colonel will have
to get out of your way! My child, do not be afraid.
If you’re in love with Sameer… …not the Colonel and
not any power in… …the world can separate you both! Sameer? And Rama? My grandson will give you
the bliss the Colonel never could If you’re afraid of the Colonel,
I’ll help the two of you elope! Sameer hasn’t come yet.
I wonder what’s up He’ll come, grandma Here he is.
– Sameer. – Grandma… Have you talked it over, grandma?
– Oh yes, son. I have Very good. Has Rani agreed?
– Yes, Rani has agreed Good. – You now need to
talk to her mother… …and she’ll bring
the Colonel around Make an eleven rupee offering.
And that’ll be it! Grandma! That’s water!
The coffee’s in this one here! Ever since my glasses
have broken… …I can’t see a
single thing, my son Grandma, how could you
have spoken to Rani then? One uses his mouth to speak,
my son. Not one’s eyes You must’ve chosen right. – Sure How many fingers, grandma? – Four Three… two… – Grandma! I’m not totally blind yet, son.
I can still see a bit And why must you worry? Go
and talk it over with Rani’s mother Sameer! Let me have your
glasses fixed, ma’am Okay. In just a little while,
we’ll reach your in-laws’ house And here we are! Praise the Colonel!
– What are you doing? Holy water from St. Peter’s church. Go on. Neither is
the old man there… …nor is your future wife. Go and talk it over with
your future mother-in-law! Will she listen to me? – Of course Just latch the door
from inside! – Why? Neither will she go out,
nor will she send you out Once the matter is settled,
unlatch the door. Very simple Go on. I’m right here! Here, I lock it. Sameer…
why are you latching the door? So that you don’t send
me out of the house… …nor leave the house yourself Was this the time for
this angel of death to return? What you’re doing is wrong, Sameer Is falling in love wrong? I ask you… …have you never been in love?
– Well, I… You have, haven’t you? So why all the
restrictions in my love? Now look, Sameer. You… Sameer! Where’s Sameer? He’s in there,
with your wife – What? You can’t go inside
till Sameer’s work is over Till Sameer’s work is done? Give me an opportunity.
I have so much to give in love! I beg you, Sameer. Please go away No. Unless you agree,
I can’t go away It’ll take only two minutes.
Let him do it, Colonel! I’ll see what he’s upto! Colonel! Why’re you so scared even
after grandma has spoken to you? The Colonel used to be a colonel. And you are the
colonel of this family If you say yes,
what can the colonel do about it? For God’s sake,
leave my sari alone! Let them get on with it! If the youngsters run away,
who’ll lose face? Who’ll get a bad name? – Get lost! For God’s sake Sameer. Your sari’s stuck Don’t worry. I’ll have it freed Rama! Rama.. Hello, Colonel! Look at the evil man! Rani. What’s on your mind, my child? Like you folks think Nothing happened… Sameer didn’t misbehave with me I thought Very hard over it What I feel is… …he had come to talk about you He’s madly in love with you.
What about you? Is it Sameer? Or Sunny? I don’t understand, Mama Sunny is a nice guy He treats me really well. I like Sameer too.
But Papa hates him I’m in a dilemma.
– Look, my child… …don’t worry about mine
and your father’s likes Decide for yourself I’m finding it difficult to decide What you got to gauge is,
who loves you the most… Sameer, or Sunny And if you are still confused,
leave it to God “Come along beloved” “My red Veil…
flutters in the flowing wind” “My red Veil…
flutters in the flowing wind” “And my beloved casts
glances at me…” “…on the sly” “I know he will love me…” “…but he’ll make my life miserable” “I know he will love me…” “…but he’ll make my life miserable” “Red Veil…” “Your red Veil…” “…flutters in the flowing wind” “Your red Veil flutters
in the flowing wind” “And your beloved
casts glances at you…” “…on the sly” “I’ll give you my heart…
I’ll even die for you” “I’ll give you my heart…
I’ll even die for you” “For all my efforts
to hide my pretty face…” “..it hardly took time
for the cruel breeze…” “…to break my resolve” “Your moon-like face
has cast a spell all around” “The sight of you…” “…puts even the moon to shame” “I’m coy. – Goodness me” “I’m apprehensive. – Goodness me” “Come into my arms,
let not this opportunity go wasted” “Your beloved has
already seen you…” “..on the sly, though” “I’ll give you my heart…
I’ll even die for you” “I know he will love me…” “…but he’ll make
life miserable for me” “This fragrant ambience…” “..invites us to make love” “My pretty love…” “..give in to your beloved” “The fragrance of your love…
has merged into my breath” “Here, my love, I give up
everything… I give in to you” “You are desirous… – Goodness me” “You admit. – Goodness me” “No stopping me now…
I’m unstoppable” “My beloved has seen me…
on the sly” “I know he will love me…” “…but he’ll make
life miserable for me” “I’ll give you my heart…
I’ll even die for you” “My red Veil…” “…flutters in the flowing wind” “Your red Veil…” “…flutters in the flowing wind” “And your beloved
casts glances at you…” “…on the sly, though” “I know he will love me…” “…but he’ll make my life miserable” “I’ll give you my heart…” “I’ll even die for you” My son, you came
here in quest of peace Where will you go now? I’ll go to a place… where there are no people at all.
The Andaman-Nicobar islands You’ll clash with a guy even
if he’s the only one around in town Do what you will,
but you can’t change your destiny I know how much
you love Rani, my son Will you leave
her also and go away? I’m not happy to leave I have to go away.
That’s how the situation is Let’s go, grandma.
It’s time the boat sailed Look after yourself. – Sameer… Well, well!
The priest, if not Rani, what say? Wicked Sunny. What’s up? – I’m leaving Hey! You can’t leave me and go away Not you alone.
I’m leaving this world behind You’ve only seen Rani
and me getting together Won’t you stay for the wedding? Guess who played the biggest role
in bringing Rani and me together? He kept making mistakes
and she kept getting closer to me Oh yes, that’s a
solid idea you gave me! Of publicly proposing to Rani! Incidentally, India and Pakistan
are playing a cricket match today I’ve invited her father.
Rani will be there too I’m thinking of saying
it to her in public! Rani, I love you. Rani, will you marry me? You’re lucky… …because I’ve stopped
dreaming about Rani Enjoy yourself Fights, brawls, show of temper… ..and proposing to girls
are things real men do I’d rather you play
the guitar, Sameer Everything is fair and love is war. Rascal. A very warm welcome for the
viewers all over the world. It promises to be a
glittering extravaganza. On the rip roaring occasion,
my dear friend. Today’s match is going
to be a terrific affair… …because, for the first time, we’ve
the Indian and Pakistani teams… …playing a friendly match
in this stadium in Goa today. Ladies and gentlemen, this is
what will sweep you off your feet. A colossal figure who has left
indelible imprints on the sand of time. The living legend the
one and only Kapil Dev. Kapil! Kapil! Kapil! Kapil! Kapil! Kapil! Paa-ji’s here! Get out of the way! Hey, shut up! What a stupid man. Where do you think you’re going?
Get out! Hey, boss! There’s been an intrusion on the
field.. Goodness gracious me.. Charging towards that great man..
He has broken the security.. What the hell is happening? Who’s that in the stadium? Sorry, sir! He’s grabbed the mike
from Pa-ji – I’ll… Rani! Rani! Where are you? He’s come here, looking for Rani! Rani! Who’s Rani? What’s he shouting Rani for?
Who’s she? It has to do with the heart.
Keep it up, brave lad! Go for her! Looks like it has to do with love Rani… listen to me… Where’re you hiding, sis-in-law?
The boss is so upset! He’ll find her. He sure will. Sis-in-law! Rani… where are you? Sameer! Sameer, I’m here,
Sameer! Sameer! “Beloved..”
– Sameer. You mess with my mike?
You fight with me? Rani! All I’ll say is
that you mustn’t marry Sunny! He’s not worthy of you!
It’s a question of your life! Hold it, hold it… he has something to say.
Looks like it has to do with love Here you are Love is the condition of the mind.. ..and the mind is out of condition,
my dear friend. Sir, but we have a match to start. After the lovers depart. Rani, I’m not the sort
of guy you think I am Yes, I made the mistake
of keeping my temper under control Else, I’d have beaten Sunny black
and blue and throw him out of Goa But Sunny’s done
a wonderful thing today He has stopped me from going away There’s something I
want to say to you, Rani Rani… I love you “Beloved..” “Beloved..” I have loved you ever
since I first set eyes on you Since the day the
Colonel started hating me Colonel… I’ve made a lot of mistakes. Please forgive me Rani, if you’re
not in love with me… “Come along beloved” it’s cool. I’ll go away But I have a feeling that you do That you do love me “Beloved..” And thus, I publicly… He’s Very upset! I’m not asking for too much.
I only want you to marry me… so that we can have a family.
We can have kids… who take after you in looks;
eyes, nose, lips, cheeks et al I only want them
to have my surname… …because my dad had
the surname Malhotra But all in short. All I want to say to you is… “Come along beloved” Ask her, Will you marry me?
– I’ll marry you, if she doesn’t! Rani… …will you marry me? Louder! Will you marry me? Can’t hear you! Louder my friend! Let the whole world
hear the sound of love. Not only strike when the iron is hot.
But make it hot by striking. Rani! Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Say yes, sister-in-law.
– Please say yes! Rani, I think he’s
the right boy for you He at least won’t hit
me after he’s married to you Say yes, girl! Go on! That’s a spirited boy.
He’s in love with you! He’s saying as much in public.
So say yes! Rani! Rani! Rani! Rani! Let the birds fly! Say yes, sister-in-law! Go on, my child. Go! “Beloved..” Stupid. Our kids will take
after you in eyes and smile And I like the surname Malhotra Could I have the mike, please? As my mother used to say… …anger is love’s worst enemy One who can’t control his temper,
can’t control anything in his lifetime Sameer, my mother says,
anger is love’s worst enemy One who can’t control his temper,
can’t control anything in his lifetime Not your mother! That’s what my
friend Arun’s mother used to say! You remember what
your friend used to say But you’ve forgotten your friend? You can’t be Arun!
You’re a scoundrel! Arun was a gem of a guy! Guess whose house I went to first,
on my return from America… …after 19 years? Yours! Hey, Sameer! Sameer’s not here.
Who are you? – It’s me! Sameer’s childhood friend. Arun! Arun. Good God! Where’s my buddy, grandma?
– He’s away in Goa Is he still as hot-tempered,
or has he calmed down? His temper has got
worse with age, my son Grandma then told
me about your problem… …how you had had a heart-break,
how you had gone away to Goa… …met Rani there and
fallen in love with her… …and how, for her sake,
you had suppressed your anger Okay then. I’ll go and phone Sameer No, grandma.
You won’t say a word to him I’m going to treat him not
as his friend, but as his adversary Arun. That’s how I landed in Goa… …to stay with your house,
in your room, with you! I now know why you did
this all the time, buddy boy! C’mon! The insolent! – Go topless. Those with iron pajamas…
– Have an ape for an Uncle! Whose aunts are cats…
– Have dogs for friends! When it comes to the pickle…
– They hug, buddy! The insolent! – Go topless. Those with iron pajamas!
– Have an ape for an Uncle! Whose aunts are cats…
– Have dogs for friends! When it comes to the pickle…
– They hug, buddy! What happened? What’s up now? All over again! What wrong have I done now?
– You’re ill-fated, son I’m jinxed!
But nothing can go wrong now “The poor chap’s been
suffering all this while” “For your sake,
he has remained a bachelor” “You shall now become his bride…” “Marry him” “Marry him” “It seemed as if this
chap was my tormentor” “But he’s the one who
has shown me the right path” “However, you are the
one who shall become my bride” “You must become
his sister-in-law…” “You must marry me” “You must become
his sister-in-law…” “…you must marry me” “Beloved..” “Beloved..” “Come along beloved” “Beloved..” “Beloved..” “Wicked Sunny.” “He’s going to steal
the princess away.” “Beloved..”