-Hey, sweet cheeks. [laughter] [kisses] I just stopped by
to say hi real quick. Oh, you’re not gonna stay? I got a bunch of stuff to do. I– I gotta, you know, clean
out my desk, iron my socks– Todd, are you going
to see Melissa? Yeah. OK. Why didn’t you just say that? I should have. It’s just I never had
two girlfriends before. We’re all adults here. And I think that
we should just make a promise that
we’re always going to be honest with each other. -That sounds good to me.
-OK. OK. So when do you think
you’ll be done with Melissa? Ball parking it– Uh-huh. –um, I get there around 6:00. We usually start a movie, then
hop underneath the covers. Things get a little handsy. Maybe some kissing. Right. And then she hops on top of
me for some light grinding. That’s maybe five minutes. Then we start to take our
clothes off, you know. That’s quick, two minutes. Then we, uh, have sex. You know, usually
missionary in nature. OK. I think I got the picture. OK. We got this, right? We got this. OK, bye! OK, bye.