Pete Davidson Wrecks Rob Lowe’s S**t (Full Set) – Roast of Rob Lowe

Pete Davidson Wrecks Rob Lowe’s S**t (Full Set) – Roast of Rob Lowe


Whoa. Macaulay Culkin looks worse than I thought. [ Laughter ] [ Chuckles ] You know, last year, we did Bieber, and now it’s Rob Lowe. Who’s next — Flo, the Progressive Lady? [ Laughter ] David, thanks for taking time away from waiting for Sandler to write “Grown Ups 3” to be here. [ Laughter ] David Spade’s assistant once tried to kill him in his sleep, and the world was shocked to find out you could afford an assistant. [ Laughter ] That’s not bad. Rob Riggle is here. I actually really love Rob Riggle. Rob — Yeah. Rob was as — [ Cheers and applause ] Rob was a Marine — the few, the proud — which also describes his fans. [ Laughter ] Peyton Manning is here. I fucking love Peyton Manning. [ Cheers and applause ] He’s the shit. Peyton — Peyton looks like if football players evolved to no longer need helmets. [ Laughter ] No, seriously, Peyton, I love all your of work, especially when I saw you in “The Goonies” yelling, “Hey, you guys!” [ Laughter ] A super bowl is also what Peyton’s mom had to cut his hair with as a child. [ Laughter ] Jimmy Carr is here. When I first met Jimmy Carr, I thought, “Wow! Jeff Dunham’s puppets are getting amazing!” [ Laughter ] Jimmy, you look like a butler in a haunted mansion. Nikki Glaser’s here. I’m friends with Nikki. So, it’s — She’s very funny. [ Cheers and applause ] You know, Nikki has a show called “Not Safe,” though most people call it “Not Schumer.” [ Audience ohhs ] Ah, fuck you. Well, Ralph Macchio is here. That’s really cool, right? Ralph Macchio, right? [ Cheers and applause ] You may know Ralph Macchio from saying, “Wax on, wax off,” if you’ve been to the car wash on Melrose and La Brea. [ Laughter ] And Ann Coulter is here, everybody. Ann Coulter, if you’re here, who’s scaring the crows away from our crops?! [ Laughter ] You know, Ann describes herself as a polemicist, but most people call her a cunt. [ Laughter ] You know, last year, we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter, who cuts eyeholes in them. [ Laughter ] Uh, anyway, Jewel’s here. Jewel, I won’t make fun of you yet ’cause I want to give everyone at home time to Google who you are. [ Laughter ] My mom really wanted me to get you to sign this. [ Cheers and applause ] I, uh — I don’t know what the fuck it is. If it’s a phone, it’s broken, but she’d really appreciate if you could sign this. My mom came here to see you, so, uh, yeah. Let’s hear it for Rob Lowe, okay? Right? [ Cheers and applause ] Rob Lowe. Or, as gonorrhea doctors call him, patient zero. [ Laughter ] People call Rob Lowe a bad actor, but that’s only because they never saw him tell his wife he didn’t fuck that nanny. [ Laughter ] Rob has two beautiful kids here. Not his children — They’re just guaranteed in his contract. [ Laughter ] Rob was the first male spokesperson for the Lee National Denim Day, which raises millions of dollars for breast-cancer research, you know? That’s a great thing. It’s a disease — Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] It’s a disease that his mother, his grandmother, and great-grandmother suffered from. But you still fucked a 16-year-old girl in 1988. [ Laughter ] It doesn’t change anything. You still did that. I’m coming for you. No, seriously, thank you for having me here. I don’t know why I’m here. I don’t know who any of you are, really. It’s like — I was born after all this happened. But, seriously, you’ve had an amazing career. And I’ll be extremely lucky if I’m, you know, able to tell jokes up here 30 years later. Actually, no, that would mean I would just be Jeff Ross, so never mind. [ Laughter ] Give it up for Rob Lowe, everybody. Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]

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  1. Has Comedy Central left all that SJW cancer in the gutter!? You can't do comedy and be woke. It's impossible, this is a refreshing thing to see. Wokeness is just another shit religion.

  2. The only thing he wrecked was the majority of his punchlines.

    It's hard to say I've seen him do worse jokes… It's even harder after seeing him on SNL.

  3. wow I think this is the first time I've ever laughed at this SNL guy. sadly though I doubt he wrote any of that. he's an extra.

  4. Pete Davidson is as funny as documentary on termites being narrated by Prince Charles. “ Duh, I’m young and depressed”

  5. Oh I know Butthole eyes isnt talking shit on how people look….

    Dude looks like he tried every drug and just kept doing that.

  6. Having to look at Pete Davidson's lips is more soul-crushing than watching Schindler's List. What kind of a loving God could allow such cruelty as Pete Davidson's face? And how many gallons of roofie juice did he have to use on Ariana Grande to keep her from running away for so long?

  7. Does Ann Coulter know that all the roasts are makin fun of her, not with her? That people do in fact hate her🤔🤔🤔

  8. Usually I like Pete’s material but it’s pretty lazy and aggressive to just call a woman pundit the C word. He had weeks to prepare, at least spend a couple minutes to weave a decent joke around it. You can go a hundred different directions with someone like that. If you’re going to take a low cheap shot at least make clever. Coulter fans shouldn’t be insulted, just comedy fans.

  9. Just found out who Pete Davidson is last month. Seriously, I'm not a Arianna Grande fan soooo…anyway, his Netflix special was funny but this was freaking hilarious.

  10. So Marlee Marlin is still the most beautiful woman that ever happened. What else is new. It’s almost aggravating how gorgeous she is. Just seeing that tiny clip of her laughing in the beginning, and I heard nothing else Davidson said. Just my brain going right back into “goddamnit would I do indiscriminate murders to let that woman use me as a rug to wipe her feet off in a rainstorm” at her sight.
    It’s almost to the point of being annoying. She could really use to turn down the hotness by a factor of around four. So one can see her and still think modern human thoughts originating from the frontal cortex. I’m about sick of her making me a idiotic, drooling caveman 🤤

  11. I am cracking up reading all these comments from people that are just watching this for the first time!! 🤣🌽 “IF YOU’RE HERE, WHO’S SCARING THE CROWS AWAY FROM OUR CROPS?!” I watched the roast back when it originally aired [humble brag] and I love to see Pete getting some belated laughs. 😍❤️🥰

  12. Ann Coulter laughing? Did someone send her a video of a crack head giving birth to an Aids baby in a back alley way?

  13. Pretty damn funny. Pete was dressed nice & didn't laugh too much or giggle at his own really harsh but good jokes, and Ann looked like a plastic mask trying not to melt and like she didn't hear a thing. Why invite her? Just for torture material?

  14. pete davidson is super talented i just can't get over how i once i hated this guy. but he ain't no david spade.

  15. Ann Coulter facial expressions if one could call them that….botox…botched work done….PRICELESS!!! Bahahaha!😱

  16. Am I the only person who felt uncomfortable when he roast ann coulter, I was like omg she can’t hable it , she looks so mad! She can’t fake a smile 🤯 i mean come on lady he did everyone not only you relax , I mean I know the truth hurts lol

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