-Let’s take a look
at this first example. President Trump
and Bernie Sanders both wrote the caption, “The best way
to stop dangerous leaks.” Let’s see
the pictures they posted. President Trump posted
a picture of a federal court. Bernie Sanders posted a picture
of an adult diaper. -Oh.
[ Audience groans ] Oh!
-See what I’m saying? Moving on. Here’s one from Stephen King
and your mom. They both wrote —
-Wait. -“The most horrifying
thing you’ll see this year.” Stephen King posted a photo
of Pennywise the clown. Your mom posted a photo
of your uncle talking politics at Thanksgiving.
-Oh. That’s — [ Laughter and applause ] -“That’s where
you’re all wrong!” [ Gibberish ] “Said all wrong.”
[ Laughter ] “He shouldn’t be the president. This person
should be the president.” -D’oh! -Here’s a caption from
Ariana Grande and Joe Biden. They both wrote, “I’ll admit, I’m starting to get
a little scared.” Ariana posted a picture
of a haunted hayride. Joe Biden posted a picture
of Elizabeth Warren. -Ah.
[ Laughter and applause ] -Here’s a caption
from Kellyanne Conway and President Trump. They both wrote,
“It’s a sham process.” Kellyanne posted a photo
of the impeachment hearing. President Trump
posted a picture of Sean Spicer’s voting results
on “Dancing With the Stars.” -Wow.
[ Applause ] -“It’s a sham.”
-“Sham. Wall.” -And finally,
here’s one from Tom Brady and Eric Trump.
They both wrote, “I’ve been doing this
for 20 years, and I still have
a lot to learn.” Tom Brady posted a photo of him
playing football. Eric Trump posted a photo of him
playing “Candyland.” Oh, there you go. Well, that’s all the time
we have for “Picture This.”