Pictures of Your Dick – Rachel Bloom

Pictures of Your Dick – Rachel Bloom


Baby, when you left me
For another girl You know you broke my heart
And shattered my whole world. We had a love I thought was true
Can’t you see, baby I’m lost without you. ‘Cause all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your dick on the internet All I can do is sit and cry. Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your tiny dick on the internet All I can do is sit and cry. All I can do is cry. The house is so empty
Since you’ve gone away. But last night I found the tux
You wore on Valentine’s Day. I hugged it tight
It smelled like you Then I photoshopped the tux onto a picture of your dick. ‘Cause all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your fancy dick on the internet. All I can do is sit and cry. Now all I can do is lay around
And add a speech bubble that says, “Cheerio, I’m Tim’s tiny dick on the way to a party,
pip pip!” All I can do is sit and cry. All I can do is- I saw you on the street the other day
I smiled and said “Hey Tim- you look good.” And you said, “Stop posting pictures of my
dick on the internet! You crazy person! I will sue you for invasion of privacy, you
fucking insane bitch!” Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your dick around your neighborhood like it’s a lost puppy. All I can do is sit and cry. Now all I can do is lay around
And write “Lost Dick. Answers to the name ‘Tim’s Tiny Dick.'” All I can do is cry.

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  1. this bitch only has nice tits going for her. she's not funny , she's fat, has thin lips and is generally not pretty.

  2. I'm so happy for all of Rachel Bloom's success and all her songs from her show are incredibly hilarious and poignant, but this is still one of my most favorites she ever created. <3

  3. tim cartabiano, born june 10th 1982. went to mira costa high school then attended Vassar undergrad and nyu for grad school. has a tiny dick on the internet.

  4. wtf shes hot as hell and crazy as Fuck thats a keeper because if u try and leave shell brake ur fucking legs and lock u in her basement

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  6. I imagine that is the song Rebecca sang at the end of Crazy Ex Girlfrend. She composed it thinking about Audra Levin's husband.

  7. I know it’s supposed to be funny, but doing that is actually called revenge porn, and I don’t think it’s legal

  8. This isnt funny, it is glamorising revenge porn. Women can commit revenge porn against men and this song is making that seem ok and justified. Just like how everyone assumes a women cannot be abusive a male partner they assume women cannot do revenge porn on men. This kindaoff thing can ruin men's lives just like it ruins women's lives when women men do it to them. It is never funny, it is always disgusting and horrible.

  9. I just keep looking at old Rachel vids, and I get more and more convinced that her and Dan avidan are the same

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