RKO Movie Set – SNL

RKO Movie Set – SNL


>>EVERYONE, QUIET ON SET.
OUR STARS HAVE ARRIVED. AND WE’RE READY TO SHOOT THIS
THING. WE ARE VERY LUCKY TO HAVE TWO OF
TODAY’S BIGGEST TALENTS, HOLLYWOOD ICON JANET CHARMPAGNE
AND UP-AND-COMER BROCK TENDERSON.
>>THANK YOU, HOWARD. I’M VERY EXCITED.
>>YES, HOWARD. WHAT A TREAT.
I MISSED RKO PICTURES ALMOST AS MUCH AS I MISS THE THREE-BEAN
SALAD IN THE COMMISSARY.>>ALL RIGHTY.
WE’RE STARTING WITH SCENE 8, EVERYONE.
>>JANET, BEFORE WE BEGIN I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU TO WORK WITH
YOU IS A DREAM FOR ME.>>OH, PLEASE.
TREAT ME LIKE A NORMAL WOMAN YOU WOULD MEET ON THE STREET.
DEAL?>>DEAL.
>>ALL RIGHT. LET’S TRY ONE.
“MURDER BY NUMBERS.” SCENE EIGHT.
TAKE ONE.>>AND ACTION.
>>YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, DO YOU? MY HUSBAND’S TRYING TO KILL ME.
>>MRS. CARMICHAEL YOU’RE BEING HYSTERICAL.
NOW GO HOME TO YOUR HUSBAND AND GET SOME SLEEP.
>>NO. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.
HE WANTS ME DEAD. PLEASE.
I DON’T KNOW WHO HE IS ANYMORE. PLEASE, JUST LET ME STAY HERE
WITH YOU. [ FLATULENCE ]
>>I’M SORRY. I THINK I NEED TO CUT.
I MADE A MISTAKE.>>WHAT WAS THAT, JANET?
>>I THINK SHE WANTS TO CUT.>>BECAUSE I MADE A MISTAKE.
DID SOUND HEAR IT? THE MISTAKE I MADE?
LET’S DO IT AGAIN. I AM SO SORRY.
>>LOOK, I’M JUST SO THRILLED TO BE HERE WITH YOU IN THIS SCENE.
>>GOOD ATTITUDE. HOW WONDERFUL IS THIS MAN?
THIS IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MOVIE.
LET’S DO ANOTHER ONE.>>”MURDER BY NUMBERS.”
SCENE EIGHT. TAKE TWO.
>>AND ACTION.>>YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, DO YOU?
[ FLATULENCE ] MY HUSBAND IS TRYING TO KILL ME.
[ FLATULENCE ] SAY YOUR LINE.
>>MRS. CARMICHAEL, YOU’RE BEING HYSTERICAL.
GO HOME TO YOUR HUSBAND AND GET SOME SLEEP.
[ FLATULENCE ]>>YOU KNOW, I’M GOING TO STOP
BECAUSE I THINK I DID TOO MANY. [ FLATULENCE ]
TOO MANY MISTAKES IN A ROW. I’M SO SORRY.
>>YOU KNOW. DON’T SAY ANOTHER WORD.
I’M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE — BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS THE
JANET CHARMPAGNE.>>OH, YOU’RE SWEET.
>>ARE YOU READY TO TRY IT AGAIN?
>>WE ARE. AND GOOD NEWS.
I DON’T THINK THERE WILL BE ANY MORE MISTAKES.
I THINK I’M OUT OF THEM.>>WELL, IF THAT’S THE CASE I
THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE THE ONE.
[ FLATULENCE ]>>YOU’RE A VERY —
CLASSY MAN.>>AND YOU ARE A ONE OF A KIND
SHINING STAR.>>THEN LET’S MAKE HISTORY.
[ FLATULENCE ]>>”MURDER BY NUMBERS.”
SCENE EIGHT. TAKE THREE.
>>ACTION.>>YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, DO YOU?
MY HUSBAND IS TRYING TO KILL ME.>>MRS. CARMICHAEL, YOU’RE BEING
HYSTERICAL. NOW GO HOME TO YOUR HUSBAND AND
GET SOME SLEEP!>>WOW.
WELL DONE.>>I KNOW.
I’M CONTROLLING IT. PLEASE, I DON’T KNOW WHO HE IS
ANYMORE. JUST LET ME STAY HERE WITH YOU.
JUST FOR TONIGHT.>>YEP.
NO FARTS AT ALL.>>THIS IS GREAT.
>>THIS IS GOING TO BE THE START OF SOMETHING VERY DANGEROUS.
>>YOU’RE TELLING ME. [ EXTENDED FLATULENCE ]
>>CUT.>>I’M SORRY, HOWARD.
THAT WAS ME. THAT WAS MY BRAND.
>>OH, STOP IT, BROCK. TAKING THE FALL FOR MY LONG
MISTAKE.>>HEY, YOU’RE A STAR AND YOU
MAKE THEM AS LONG AS YOU WANT.>>STOP BEING SO MARVELOUS ALL
THE TIME. WHERE DID WE FIND HIM?
ARE THERE MORE — [ FLATULENCE ]
— OF HIM?>>ARE WE ON BREAK?
BECAUSE I COULD REALLY USE A CIGARETTE.
>>RICHIE DON’T! NO!
[ EXPLOSION ] [ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪

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  1. Lol I can't believe during the molester robot skit the Rock was totally serious but a simple fart joke and he can't keep a straight face

  2. Oh!! So that's what its called in public; "Mistake"… This sure has forever changed my perception for the word mistake…

  3. They both were trying their hardest not to break character but fortunately, they were unsuccessful😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  4. ROTFLMAO!!!! Okay, I am well past my teenage years, so why are farts still so funny??! I laughed so hard my stomach muscles hurt! BBBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPP!Oh, my, I’m SO sorry! I believe I just made a rather loud mistake!! “ (nervous laughter) “tee hee!!!! tee hee!!!!”

  5. I've been in Janet Champagne's shoes. I was out of PE class with two girls and we were talking and I just couldn't hold back and they had no idea what to do and I had no idea what to except LET IT RIP

    for 45 minutes

  6. I think randy orton needs to change the name of his finishing move.. And these to guys need to change the video name to pungent pile driver

  7. the sketck was made for a specific purpose. probably the rock told them that it was impossible to make him brake character cause of course he does wrestling wich is in comparison "stand up un a motorbike". so they tried to do a specific stupid immature sketch to try to make him break. i really think this is the case.

  8. I have seen enough of Dwayne to last 200 life times. I think, nay, i know i had enough of him.

  9. How have I not seen this before now! Got me crying laughing at work, people checking on me to see if I'm alright. This just hits my funny bone bulls-eye…

  10. When she told him to treat her like a woman on the streets I thought he would start demeaning her.

    I am so glad it turned out to be fart jokes.

  11. I've re-watched this a ton of times, but only now just noticed the woman desperately trying to leave the set, through the door that won't open. She doesn't appear to be in period dress, makes you wonder if that was a mistake, where she got caught on set after coming back from commercial? The look on her face at 0:07 looks legitimately like "…oh crap…"

  12. Everytime I hear this I just burst into laughter till my throat hurts, worse when In office…. How to hold the laughter and everyone gets into it… Especially scene 2.04….what the hell is that sound… Even both of them get shocked and start smiling away holding back the laughter… Best

  13. Plot twist, Dwayne was the one making mistakes, he just pretended she was doing it, and being a suggestible actress, she believed it was herself.

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