SLIME (Music Video)

SLIME (Music Video)


The man is in the house, we ’bout to shut it down. Every time I step up in this club, I make it bounce. Don’t fuck with small amounts, I buy it by the pound. And when we pulling up, boy that lambo making sound Got that Rollie on my wrist,
(skrt skrt skrt) you know I had to flex, and I got those twin chains, ice climbers on my neck. Yeah, your girl want a drink, it’s cool, I got the check. I throw a couple bands, now she’s showing me respect. (now she’s showing me respect) She wanna know where I get this money, how I ball so hard. She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope ass cars. She said, “Are you an actor? Or a model?” I get the waitress and we pop some more bottles. She keeps asking, won’t let it go, looks like I really have to let this girl know. I TOLD HER I MAKE SLIME SLIME (x5) Candy DIYs Post that shit on YouTube, children can’t believe their eyes. eyes (x5) Yelling loud as shit, got that family-friendly content, I don’t get demonetized. She was understandably put off by that. ‘Till I showed her my million subscriber plaque. Now I’m feeling like David Dobrik, ’cause I got her in the Tesla and her friends are in the back. Next thing you know, now we drinking at the crib. It ain’t too long ’til I got shorty in my bed. Slip into something more comfortable and now I’m back, and she’s looking at my YouTube channel. “Wait, don’t do that.” She wanna know where I get this money, how I ball so hard. She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope ass cars. She’s checking out my videos, she sees me yelling, I’m going crazy ’bout the merch that I’m selling. Now I’m dabbing, and eating spicy foods, I can’t tell if she’s impressed or disgusted, but she’s checking out my SLIME SLIME SLIME SL SL SLIME Life hack DIYs Post that shit on YouTube, children can’t believe their eyes. EYE EYE EYE EYE EYES Yelling loud as shit, got that family-friendly content, I don’t get demonetized. I don’t get demoneti I don’t get demonetiiee I don’t get demonetiieeii I don’t get demonetiieeiized. There is nary a doubt, I am the slime king. But I feel so alone, will you be my SLIME QUEEEEEE EEEEEEN? I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW LONG I’VE SEARCHED. I WON’T EVEN MAKE YOU BUY MY MERCH. UNLESS YOU WANNA BUY MY MERCH. You’re totally free to do so. It is soft as hell, but it only comes in youth sizes. And there’s no refunds. NO REFUNDS.

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  1. Not only is this a great parody of those crappy flex songs like jakepaul and ricegum makes, it sounds 10 million times better and has an actual proper good beat, and ontop of that, its a high quality video thats entertaining and mindblowing, subbed uwu (with all notifications on like a true Greg of course)

  2. This music video may be cool and all, but the most amazing thing is how he managed to duplicate himself for the fake devin.

  3. Just realized after the line: got her in the Tesla and her friends are in the back” the only thing in the back is the nutcracker safely buckled in

  4. Breaking News: Comedy Youtuber Danny Gonzalez starts dropping absolutely banging tunes that are still funny.
    Pink Guy is reportedly on high alert.

  5. Damn.
    I just realized, I listen to Dannys songs with so much enjoyment, I starting listening to them while coding now. Lol.

    LOVE IT!

  6. It says you got her friends in the back of the Tesla… if her friend is a nutcracker you might want to reconsider your choice of women

  7. I won't even make you buy my merch.

    Unless you wanna buy my merch.

    ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵗᵃˡˡʸ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ˢᵒ

  8. VERSION EN ESPAÑOL XD
    El hombre esta en la casa
    Estamos a punto de tirarlo
    Cada vez que vengo a este club lo hago mover
    No jodo con pequeñas cantidades
    Lo compro por el kilo
    Y cuando arrancamos, chico esa Lambo hace sonido
    Tengo el Rollie en la muñeca
    Sabes que tenia que presumir
    Y tengo dos cadenas, collares en mi cuello
    Si, quieres beber chica
    Esta bien, traigo un cheque
    Tiro un poco de dinero y ahora me enseña respeto
    (Ahora me enseña respeto)
    Quiere saber donde obtengo este dinero
    Como lo hago tan bien
    Quiere saber que hago para tener esta ropa y estos carros
    Ella dice "eres un actor?" "O un modelo?"
    Traigo al mesero y nos tomamos mas botellas
    Sigue preguntando, no me deje en paz
    Supongo que tengo que hacer que esta chica sepa
    LE DIJE QUE HAGO SLIME
    SLIME X5
    Candy DYIs
    Subo esa mierda yt los niños no se lo pueden creer
    CREER X5
    Gritando super fuerte tengo el contenido para toda la familia
    No me desmonetizan
    Ella estaba entendiblemente incomoda por eso
    Hasta que le enseñe mi placa de un millon de suscriptores
    Ahora me siento como david dobrik
    Porque la tengo en el tesla y sus amigos estan atras
    La siguiente cosa ahora estamos tomando
    No toma mucho hasta que me ponga loco en la cama
    Me pongo algo mas comodo y vuelvo y esta viendo mi canal
    "Espera no hagas eso"
    Quiero saber donde obtengo este dinero
    Como lo hago tan bien
    Quiere saber que hago para tener esta ropa y estos carros
    Esta viendo mis videos
    Me mira gritando
    Me vuelvo loco por las cosas que estoy vendiendo
    Ahora estoy haceindo el dab
    y comiendo comida picante
    No puedo decir si esta impresionada o disgustada
    Pero esta viendo mi slime
    SLIME X5
    Life hack diys
    Subelo a yt, los niños no se lo creen.
    CREEN X5
    Gritando bien fuerte, tengo ese contenido para toda la familia
    No me demonetizan
    No me demonetizAaAaann
    Casi no hay duda
    Soy el rey del Slime
    Pero me siento tan solo
    Serias mi reina del slImEEE??
    NO PUEDO DECIRTE CUANTO HE BUSCADO
    NI SIQUIERA TE HARÉ COMPRAR MIS COSAS
    A MENOS QUE QUIERAS COMPRAR MIS COSAS
    ERES TOTALMENTE LIBRE DE HACERLO
    es muy suave
    Pero solo viene en tallas de niño
    Y no hay reembolsos.
    NO HAY REMBOLSOOOS.

  9. Legit question: What did that green stuff taste like? There's a couple different shots where it's clearly in your mouth.

  10. “ got that family friendly content, I don’t get demonized.”

    5 seconds earlier “ post that shit on YouTube… yelling loud as shit.”

    Yeah sure

  11. Did…did they get absinthe at the bar? Wtf? Yeah, time to turn the charm on. Bartender, can i have another round of hallucination creating liquorish flavored alcohol that is alarmingly green?

  12. that gucci shirt is hilariously fake, real gucci, is washed and oversized, also the logo is too small. yes I can tell that much

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