Stand Up Comedy from Gina Brillon

Stand Up Comedy from Gina Brillon


SHE IS A VERY FUNNY PERSON FROM THE BRONX. HER HALF HOUR STAND-UP SPECIAL “EASILY OFFENDED” IS CURRENTLY STREAMING ON HBO LATINO AND HBO’S DIGITAL PLATFORMS. FROM “JIMMY KIMMEL’S COMEDY CLUB IN LAS VEGAS, NV,” PLEASE WELCOME GINA BRILLON!>>OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I’M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. THANK YOU. OH, MY GOD, GUYS, RELAX. JA GEEZ, YOU GUYS ARE EXCITABLE. I NEVER KNOW HOW TO BRING UP THE FACT THAT I’M MARRIED. I GOT HIT ON THE OTHER DAY, AND THE GUY GOT MAD AT ME AFTER I TOLD HIM I WAS MARRIED. LIKE HE WALKS UP TO ME AND SAYS EXCUSE ME, MA’AM, I THINK YOU’RE VERY BEAUTIFUL. AND I WIENT, THANKS, I’M MARRIE. AND I WAS REAL MAD. HE WAS LIKE, YOU SHOULD HAVE LED WITH THAT. AND I’M LIKE, I DIDN’T START THE CONVERSATION. HOW WEIRD WOULD IT BE IF THAT’S HOW I STARTED ALL MY CONVERSATIONS. LIKE EXCUSE ME, I’M MARRIED. ALL RIGHT, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW OUR SPECIALS OR NOT? I’M MARRIED, I MARRIED A GOOD DUDE. I MARRIED A WONDERFUL PERSON. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>YEAH, YEAH. YOU CAN CLAP FOR’EM. I GOT ME A 1978 CAUCASIAN. A GOOD MATE, A GOOD ONE. YEAH. NOT JUST WHITE. HE’S MIDWEST WHITE, SO. YEAH. THAT’S, THAT’S ORGANIC. THAT IS, THAT IS FARM-TO-TABLE WHITE. LIKE THAT’S, I WENT TO THE SOURCE TO GET MY WHITE MAN IN LIFE. WOO! YEAH. I’M NOT WHITE. I AM PUERTO RICAN. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU. MY COUSIN. I LOVE IT WHEN THEY COME OUT TO SEE ME. IT’S ALSO MY HUSBAND’S FAVORITE THING. HE LOVES THE FACT THAT HE MARRIED A LATINA, YOU KNOW? HE LOVES IT. HE LOVES TO BRING IT UP IN CONVERSATION WHEN IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. LIKE HEY, GUYS, MY WIFE’S PUERTO RICAN. ENJOY YOUR MEAL. WE’RE GOING TO GET KICKED OUT OF APPLEBEE’S IF YOU DON’T STOP DOING THAT. MY HUSBAND’S BIGGEST FLAW, BIGGEST FLAW. HE TALKS TOO MUCH. THAT’S LAUGHTER FROM PEOPLE WHO’VE BEEN WITH PEOPLE WHO TALK TOO MUCH. BECAUSE YOU REALIZE, YOU CANNOT TEACH SOMEBODY HOW TO BE REGULAR. YOU CAN’T BE LIKE, YO, JUST BE REGULAR. YOU KNOW ALL THEM TIMES YOU WANT TO TALK? DON’T. STOP IT FROM HAPPENIN’. AND DON’T GET ME WRONG. I DON’T PRETEND TO BE PERFECT, LIKE I’M NOT ONE OF THOSE WOMEN THAT’S LIKE, “I’M A PRINCESS.” UNLESS I’M DRUNK, AND THEN I’M LIKE, “I’M A PRINCESS”. IF I’VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK, I’M LIKE THAT. ME, I KNOW MY FLAWS VERY WELL. I WORK TOO MUCH, HAVE A BAD TEMPER, I’M JEALOUS. THAT’S THE BIGGEST ONE HE HAS TO DEAL WITH. NOBODY LIKES JEALOUS PEOPLE. WE KNOW, STOP TELLIN’ US. EVERY BOYFRIEND I’VE EVER HAD, WHY DON’T YOU JUST TRUST ME? PUT ON YOUR ANKLE MONITOR AND GO HAVE FUN. YOU’RE CRAZY. I DON’T KNOW HOW HE PUTS UP WITH ALL MY CRAZINESS, MAN. LIKE I WAS IN A BAD RELATIONSHIP BEFORE I MET MY HUSBAND, AND IF YOU’VE EVER GONE FROM A BAD RELATIONSHIP TO A GOOD RELATIONSHIP, YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL THAT YOU DON’T TRY TO CAUSE FIGHTS WHERE FIGHTS DON’T EXIST, BECAUSE I’LL DO THAT, SOMETIMES I’LL WAKE UP READY TO START A FIGHT. LAUGHTER FROM MY FELLOW DAMAGE PEOPLE. Y’ALL KNOW. I WILL WAKE UP READY TO FIGHT, AND I WILL LOOK OVER AT MY HUSBAND, WHO IS PEACEFULLY SLEEPING. I JUST WANT TO LEAN IN AND GO, AH, TODAY’S NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR YOU. GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE MORE MINUTES OF PEACE, THEN I’M GOING TO START SLAMMIN’ THINGS AROUND THIS APARTMENT, WHEN YOU ASK ME IF I’M FINE, I’M GOING TO SAY I AM, BUT I’M NOT, GOOD LUCK SOLVING THAT MYSTERY LATER ON. INSANE. I’M GIVING MYSELF TIME TO ADJUST. I NEED ADJUST TO MARRIAGE, BECAUSE I’VE ALWAYS BEEN VERY INDEPENDENT AND ON MY OWN, AND MY HUSBAND’S A VERY “US” AND “WE” TYPE PERSON. HE’S LIKE, WE SHOULD SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER. AND I’M LIKE, REALLY? WE LIVE TOGETHER, CAN YOU CHILL FOR A SECOND. LAST WEEK I JUMPED IN THE SHOWER AND HE JUMPED IN WITH ME. I’M LIKE, ARE WE IN PRISON? WHY ARE YOU HERE RIGHT NOW? CAN YOU LEAVE? THIS IS WHERE I CRY. LIKE I, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN WONDERFUL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. I HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME. THANK YOU.

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  1. I laugh at the fact…there's alot of upset people in the comment section, Like they paid for the show and was disappointed Lol.

  2. 0:37 He was obviously mad because of the way you said "Thanks, I'm married" not because you're married. I can see how annoying that is when you say it like that.

  3. I saw her live a few years ago and she was amazing! She did a great job. I am so proud to see her on jimmy Kimmel! You go Gina!

  4. I don’t like American comedians. They aren’t natural. They always read a script. The other thing is that they can’t produce any joke and funny stories except sex, and racist jokes

  5. This would of been funnier if she had tried to zip that jacket up, well she is a comedian maybe she wore it for a laugh.

  6. I find it odd when the late night talk show hosts introduce a comedian as "funny", like, "Our next guest is a funny comedian from New York." I hope you would book someone funny. Can't imagine them going, "Our next guest is not a very funny comedian."

  7. I’m not sure if this material is worth being on stage… it’s funny as a conversation but not funny enough to be a stand-up. It’s just basic talk.

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