I have no idea what you’re talking about. Well…okay. Let’s do this then! (bell rings) Hadouken! Round 1 Fight! Hadouken! Tatsumaki Senpukyaku! (grunts) Hadouken! (burp) Hadouken! (laughs) Think she can do this? Hadouken! PERFECT! Hadouken! FIGHT! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Go, go! (laughs) K.O.! Round 1 Fight! (giggle) Truth be told… ..you throw me a token and
jump me in front of “Street Fighter” and.. I turn into Bruce friggin’ Lee! Fight! Hadouken! Hadouken! Shoryuken! Tatsumaki Senpukyaku! Big head! Big head! Big head! Stop it!
– Big head! That’s cheating!
– Big head! You keep moving the same move! Big head!
– Ahh! (echo scream) Felix is gonna cover for me. Drinks on the house, everybody!
Felix is paying! (cheers) Shoryuken! Shoryuken! Whew…what a day. So, you want to head to Tapper’s, Ken? If you’re buying, buddy. No one wants to play with a clown anymore. Play a game with me, would ya? How about “Street Fighter”? Why are you dressed like Chun-Li
from “Street Fighter”? I’m making some changes around here. You’re like a gamer! Cool. Of course I am. For my job. What, a girl never beat you at “Street Fighter”? I was on the softball team. Well, until I quit to be a cheerleader. But, I quit that to devote more time to
breaking my “Street Fighter III” record. Oh.. Hadouken! Hadouken! Uh.. Sonic Boom! Sonic Boom! Uh.. Yoga Flame! Dosukoi! (screaming) Punch! Punch! Eat! That! Ba-ba-ba-blam! Sonic Boom! Shoryuken!
– Expecto Patronum! You’re not fighting E. Honda.
You’re fighting A Honda. I’m fighting a car?
– Yes. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. You are just a pet!
Who grew legs! Ahh! (echo scream) Ahh! (echo scream) (laughing) You lose!