Supriya Joshi on Breasts, Bra and Periods | Standup Comedy | Queens vs Kings | Rise By TLC

Supriya Joshi on Breasts, Bra and Periods | Standup Comedy | Queens vs Kings | Rise By TLC


So, we’re gonna talk about sexism, guys. Aaj kal kaafi phail gaya hai. You agree sexism phail gaya hai? Nahi matlab pahle bhi tha sexism. 1800s mein bhi tha sexism
but tab twitter nahi tha. Aaj kal twitter aagaya hai
toh kaafi phail gaya hai. Toh recently I was on twitter
and I read this amazing tweet… …by this amazing man which said… …women are not funny… …because all women comics talk about are breasts, bras and periods. That’s it.
That’s his astute observation. Alright? Phir maine usee padha aur phir maine… …iss bande ke twitter pe
deep dive kiya… …ki ye kis cheez ke baare mein
tweet karta hai. Pehle topic : Auratein bewafa hoti hai. Doosra topic :
Boys are best. Maan lo. Teesra topic : Baat ye maan lo. And then I looked
at my roster of jokes… …ki mere paas kya hai. Do I have any jokes on these topics?
I did not. And then I felt really bad… …because if this man has made
a sweeping generalization… …why has he kept me out of it? So, I decided I’m going
to write some jokes… …on breasts, bras and period… …and you’re going to listen to them.
Okay? Guys, do you know
what is the leading cause of breast cancer? I’ll tell you. The leading cause of breast cancer is.. the simple act of being a woman. Toh hume sirf paida hona hai And if we’re conceived in North India… …the chances of that happening
are even lesser. Humein sirf paida hona hai… …and one day breast cancer
can just show up. Hey! What’s up? You know these things you like… …I’m going to take them away now. Bye! Have a good life.
That’s it. Essentially breast cancer is to women what demonetization was to India. It just showed up unexpectedly
and took away all our assets. Now I’ll talk about bras. Alright? Ladies, do guys ever ask you,
tumhara size kya hai? Right? They do that. But I’m like…
tere ko kya karna hai isse. What are you going to do
with this information? Mujhe khud nahi pata mera size kya hai. But you know though
abhi aaj kal koi mujhse puchta hai na… …what is your size? I send him my Zivame wish list. Kharid le tere ko jo chahiye,
accha lag raha. Now I sat down to write jokes
about period. But then I thought if I write jokes about
period it’ll be very disingenuous… …because I’ve PCOD. …in which the amount of testosterone
in your body increases. Right? Testosterone as you guys know
is the male hormone. So basically PCOD is a testament
to the fact that… …feminism has gone too far. Equal rights ke chakkar mein hum khud
aadmi banne lage hai.. I’ve so much testosterone in my body
ki main apne aap ko hi chedti hun. I’ve so much testosterone in my body… …’No Shave November’
is just Monday morning for me. I’ve so much testosterone in my body… …that after my performances
this dude on the internet… …He can’t say that
women are not funny. Can’t do it. Anyways, that was my set guys.
Thank you very much.

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  1. what kind of assets of she or we lost because of demonetisation !!!!!! i never understand. Just to add something these comedians (so called) will add these demonetisation.

  2. Okay let's get facts straight…breast cancer can also happen to men as well. So you don't need to be a woman to have breast cancer. It's nothing exclusive to the feminine sex.

  3. Too good Supriya.. I just can't forget your mesmerizing voice from tis antakshari where you stole everyone's heart away.. and now this is a pleasant surprise too.. keep it up..

  4. One day i send a pick of bra to my gf ..She replied kharid k phen lo…aab inko kon samje ki 50 rs ki bra k liye 50 lakh ki silicon kon lage …Or fir tera kya kaam rhega πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. I love you Supriya. You're the first person who has lightened the topic of PCOD for me. Cysters girl !! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  6. She is awesome… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. Male comedians- politics, sports, religion, breakups, crushes etc etc
    Female comedians- boobs vagina boobs vagina boobs vagina

  8. ΰ€¬ΰ₯ΰ€‚ΰ€¦ΰ₯‡ΰ€²ΰ€–ΰ€‚ΰ€‘ΰ₯€ ΰ€΅ΰ€Ώΰ€¨ΰ€Ύΰ€―ΰ€• ΰ€Έΰ€΅ΰ€Ύΰ€²ΰ€–ΰ€Ώΰ€―ΰ€Ύ says:

    Hhhhh bakwas comedy pata nahi Kaise Haste rehte

  9. Her joke on breast cancer "you just need to be born a girl" fuck that shit… For men prostate cancer is the same thing you just need to be born a guy and it comes knocking on your door…

  10. Ladkiyon ka ek bhi jokes pe hasi nai aata .Bina MATLAB ke hi hi hi lete hain idiot Jo waha baithe hain.full bakwass sadela video

  11. hahaha I too have PCOD and I thought this is only painful, but you made me laugh on this so hard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  12. You nice keep going πŸ˜‚βœŒβœŒβœŒ

  13. too much efforts,I could not laugh at a single punch, even though the topics were really funnier…! You just proved what you were denying, "Women are not FUN".

  14. Such a well written set on topical comedy. Love watching you on Comicstan. May you soar higher ❀

  15. To all those going through PCOD here-take care of your health, eat healthy and exercise regularly, also avoid stress. all the best.

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