WE’RE STILL OVER HERE BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE MONOLOGUE. ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS, JOHN MULANEY, WILL BE OUT HERE IN JUST A MOMENT. VERY TALENTED. NOW, FOLKS, WHILE IMPEACHMENT WAS GOING ON IN WASHINGTON, D.C., TRUMP WAS IN DAVOS, […]
FOLKS, YOU MIGHT KNOW, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW — AND I HOPE YOU DO, YOU PROBABLY DO SINCE YOU’RE WATCHING NOW, THEN YOU KNOW I SPEND A FAIR AMOUNT OF THE SHOW OVER THERE, HAND-CRAFTING THE DAY’S NEWS INTO […]
FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS THE HOST OF “CUOMO PRIME TIME” ON CNN. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE “LATE SHOW,” CHRIS CUOMO! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING […]
FOLKS, IT’S NO SECRET, EVERY NIGHT I SPEND MY TIME GOING THROUGH THE NEWEST, MOST-FASHIONABLE STORIES AND CAREFULLY STYLING THEM ON THE CHIC STOREFRONT MANNEQUIN THAT CAREFULLY STYLING THEM ON THE CHIC STOREFRONT MANNEQUIN THAT THAT IS MY SEGMENT, “MEANWHILE.” […]
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE HERE WITH MR. JOHN MULANEY. JOHN, DAVID BURN, THE GREAT DAVID BURN, TALKING HEAD DAVID BURN, IS A PLAYER IN THIS. HE’S A MEMBER OF THE SACK LUNCH BUNCH IN A […]
>>AND, NOW, “THE LATE SHOW” EXCLUSIVE STEPHEN COLBERT’S INTERVIEW OF FOX NEWS’ INTERVIEW OF PRESIDENT TRUMP.>>Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME THIS MORNING.>>IT’S TOO EARLY.>>Stephen: I’M SORRY. I KNOW YOU RARELY PUT ON PANTS BEFORE NOON. SIR, LET’S […]
LISTEN, EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM “GOSSIP GIRL,” “EASY A,” AND “JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE.” HE NOW STARS IN “YOU” ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME PENN BADGLEY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) COME ON! YOU […]
