Chappelle’s Show – Dave on MTV’s “Cribs”
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Chappelle’s Show – Dave on MTV’s “Cribs”

WHAT’S UP, MTV? COME ON IN, YOU BROKE (BLEEP). SEE HOW WE LIVIN’. AH–AH. WHAT YOU’RE STEPPING ON IS A MARBLE FOYER THAT WAS CUT OUT OF NONE OTHER THAN SPACE MOUNTAIN. VERY RARE. YOU LIKE THIS COAT? WHITE PANDA. […]

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Chappelle’s Show – The Playa Haters’ Ball

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’? LIKE, REAL HATIN’, MAN, THAT’S LIKE AN ART FORM, MAN. YOU KNOW, IT’S LIKE, YOU LIKE A BORN HATER. YOU KNOW, LIKE MYSELF, A LOT OF CATS THINK THEY HATIN’. I MEAN, I’M MAD […]

The Mad Real World – Chappelle’s Show
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The Mad Real World – Chappelle’s Show

THIS IS THE TRUE STORY OF SIX M. BEIN’ PUT IN A MOTHER(BLEE. AND HAVIN’ THEIR MOTHER(BLEEP) . FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE STOP BEIN’ ALL POLITE AND SHIT AND START BEIN’ REAL. MAD REAL. MADREAL WORLD, SON. ( […]

Dave Gets Oprah Pregnant – Chappelle’s Show
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Dave Gets Oprah Pregnant – Chappelle’s Show

(phone ringing) Hello. Dave, it’s Oprah. Oh, hey, what’s up, girl? Look, Dave, I’m pregnant. Are you sure it’s mine? No, Dave, listen, it’s yours. Got ya, bitch! What? Just hold on one second. (Dave) All right, look, Oprah, I’m […]

The Best of Tyrone Biggums – Chappelle’s Show
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The Best of Tyrone Biggums – Chappelle’s Show

Okay, remember now. We’re not here to judge anybody. We want to handle this with love, right? You want to tell him how his drug abuse has hurt you, maybe hurt himself. Okay Harold, what time did you tell him […]

Chappelle’s Show – Celebrity Trial Jury Selection
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Chappelle’s Show – Celebrity Trial Jury Selection

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE CHARGES THAT MICHAEL JACKSON IS CURRENTLY FACING? YES, SIR. AH, AND FOR THE RECORD, THESE CHARGES HURT ME THE MOST. SO HE’S GUILTY. LOOK, MAN. LOOK. MICHAEL JACKSON HAS MANY FACES. NONE OF THEM LOOK […]

Chappelle’s Show – I Know Black People Pt. 1
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Chappelle’s Show – I Know Black People Pt. 1

WELCOME TO THE SHOW I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE, WHERE WE TAKE CONTESTANTS WHO CLAIM TO KNOW BLACK PEOPLE AND PUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN CULTURE TO THE TEST. THE CONTESTANT WHO ANSWERS THE MOST QUESTIONS, OF COURSE, WINS OUR GRAND […]